Smack Talk Centre – Raw
Here we go people!!!! The week leading up to Smack Talk Centre’s biggest gathering is upon us!!! Sponsored by Eastfield FC! Have you got your days off booked? Babysitters sorted? Outfits worked to perfection? Have you got your A-Game on for Darts, Pool, WWE2K15? Have you marked the lottery? Is the STC Mascot -The MOP making its return after Beer Pong????
IT’S ALL GOING OFF AT RILEY’S WOLVERHAMPTON! January 25, 2015!
WHO’S GONNA WIN THE RUMBLE? WILL WE HAVE A CLEARER PICTURE AFTER THIS WEEK? LET’S GO IN – RAW #1130! HOL’ DAT – BLAOW!!!
Ol’ school cats in the hiz-house!!!! Shout out to Mike Knoxxx and the BDSIR NETWORK… Yes they addressed possibilities of certain things happening… but I’m gonna ‘keep my mouth closed, and take that fat finger out my nose’!!!! If you know where I got that hip hop quotable from, tweet me @MZATheInfamous!!!
WWE honoring their black people in honor of MLK day!!! But the question remains: Will the New Day become tag team champions???? My Breath, I won’t hold… shout out to Yoda!
NO F**K!N ABOUT!!! BRRRROCCCK LESSSNAR IN THE HIZ-HOUSE!!! The Don who defeated the Don of Dons at WrestleMania!!!!
Seems like Brock has found his voice! Seth Rollins! Get your backside out here muthaf***a!!!
Say what???? Go in the back and treat Brock to a steak and discuss? You know Brock doesn’t roll like that!!!
But it’s still all about Cena… is he a failure? Is he the man he used to be? Should he put it all on the line? He wins the match, Rowan, Ryback, and Ziggler get their jobs back… he loses, Well it’s just Brock vs Seth at the Rumble… make a choice….. WWE UNIVERSE!!!! Use the WWE App!
(why don’t you get it Grant?) Well first, I haven’t got an Android phone – OK! Two… I don’t really care! Whoever Loses, I Win! I always win!!!!
I can’t lie – It feels kinda weird having Danny back fighting!!! And he gotta fight Bray Wyatt… these two smashed it last year at the Rumble!!!!
Danny’s fighting style hasn’t changed!!!! But check this out – if Danny fails to beat Glenn on Smackdown, he can’t be in the rumble!!!! Aaaaah sh!t!!!!!
Look at Ka- er I mean Glenn applauding Wyatt’s wrestling skill…. He probably learned manners after Wyatt f**ked him up with the Steel Steps at Summerslam 2013!
Glenn – TEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!!!!! What’s his beef with Danny???!!! Why he do this???? Interfered in the match, Wyatt hits the Sister Abigail – BLAOW!!!! Look at Glenn picking up the pieces! That’s right – Glenn would hit the chokeslam, and dropping the ground and pound on him… my hero Kane however…. would tombstone his clart 3 times!!!! And drag Brie to hell so he can ‘F**k Her Right In The Pu$$y!!!’
GRANT BODY – P!!!
HA! HA! Great backstage segment with Nash & Hall rocking the nWo attire, HBK coming through and X-Pac, telling Triple to shut down the suit and run joke!!! Talking of jokes…. where’s X-Dow going???? It was a good impression I’ll give him that!!! I thought it was X-Pac for a hot minute! Even Triple taking a shot at HBK for hunting down animals!!! Hey – even if it means getting my fried chicken then I support HBK 100%!!! Black man needs his food yo!
Ok this is that Royal Rumble legends panel…Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair N!&&@, and HBK… all had their Royal Rumble fame…this should be good…
Oh snap – these three were in the Royal Rumble 92!!!! How crazy was that! The greatest rumble!!! Oh hang on pay attention… who’s gonna win the rumble? HBK says Bray Wyatt!!!! WHOA!!! Hogan says Danny Bryan! That’s my pick! Ric Flair N!&&@ says Dean Ambrose! and the Big Show don’t like that sh!t!!!! Notice – Big Show’s latest nemesis – Roman Reigns has yet to appear! Watch di ryde!!!!
So this fool wants to cuss down the three legends! God bless the Nature Boy, trying to take on the Big Show… where was he going? Really? Bounces off the ropes – PPPPPPPPPPPP!!!! Flair just got punched through school buses!!!
INJUSTICE!!! Roman Reigns comes down the stairs!!!! Big Show – you are in TROUBLE NOW!!! Look how Reigns dashed The Big Show over the top rope with ease!!!! Looks like Reigns put back on his proper Shield attire too! That’s what’s up!!!!
OH SNAP! Dean Ambrose defeated Wade Barrett!!! Does this mean he can fight for the Intercontinental Title? F**k that! The Royal Rumble is coming!!!!!!
Ok this is it people!!! The New Day is here!!!!! They have improved their entrance… all 3 guys got mics coming to the ring and sh!t… talking all that positive vibes… I’m saying hmmmmm…. in fact No – I say SHOW SOME RESPECT DAMNIT!!!! What must MLK be thinking right now???
What – they brought back Cesaro’s swing? But with a twist – an assist by Tyson Kidd???? You are seeing two great tag teams right now in The New Day and Tyson Cesaro…. but the New Day takes it!!!!! When you hear Big E buss the New Day Clap…. THAT’S IT!!!
Wait a minute -isn’t the screen meant to go black & white when the nWo come out???? WWE FIX UP!!!
Good to see X-Pac is no longer getting booed anymore!!!!
GRANT BODY – P!!!
Now what do these Illuminati Jabronies doing here? I’m sure Nash has one Jack Knife Powerbomb left in him! Can Scott Hall drop another Razor’s Edge? Has X-Pac still got those educated feet???
These devils keep running their mouth…. even Jay-Bee has had enough of this sh!t!!! He called up his bredrin – Ron Simmons! APA in the hiz-house!
Next minute – The New Age Outlaws show up too! 7 on 2 – that’s not fair surely? Well they f**k!n deserve it!!! Don’t let these devils cuss down the legends! Teach these devils manners!!!! Jay-Bee – bounces off the ropes – clothesline from hell – BLAOW!!!! Don’t f**k with the attitude era legends!!!
Roy Lucier – SHUT THE F**K UP – I see you – you brought me back in that miserable @$$ Wrestling Fanbase group of yours, then you run your mouth, talking about – you hope they don’t bury the Ascension…. You act like just because you are a historian, and you met most of the stars, that you know everything. The Grant Says this – he DOES respect you don’t get it twisted, but he only has 4 words for you…
GRANT BODY – P!!!
Oh man! How the rarse is Cena gonna contend with Seth Rollins, Big Show & Glenn? Cena wins – Ziggler/Rowan/Ryback return. He loses – well bwoy!!!!! I got this feeling it’s gonna be one of those finishes… where the locker room rushes the ring… That’s after Cena winning by DQ… Oh hang on – can he win by DQ in a handicap match?
Yo they announced that Nattie & Paige take on the Bella Twins at The Royal Rumble…GASP! Nikki doesn’t defend her title! Ok get your complain on now muthaf***az!!!
Damn – R-Truth is still alive???? All this rhyming on the mic… only to tap out or pass out to the accolade…. GODDAMNIT!!!
Calling it now – Ryback is the one that’s gonna eliminate Rusev out that muthaf***a on Sunday!
DOUBLE BDAY SHOUT OUT TO PAT PATTERSON & R-TRUTH!!! Now I get it!!!
Even though Truth lost on his born day… he’s right – in the rumble, everyone is gonna come for Rusev’s clart! Oh man!!! Rusev goose cook!!!!
Talking of goose cook… Brock told Rollins straight – he WILL F**K HIM UP!!! I dunno about you – but did you smell the doo-doo coming out of Rollins @$$??!!!!
On a real, BIG RESPECT to Seth Rollins – how many new stars can say they got to wrestle Brock Lesnar in the main event for the title? Exactly – NONE!!!!
OH SNAP! New match added to the Royal Rumble! The New Age Outlaws take on the illuminati devils a.k.a. The Ascension!!! WHOA! This is an honor for these new cats word up!
Enough of that sh!t – Time for Cena to prove he still da man! With the Authority watching at ringside! Yo Mike Knoxxx… I SEE YOU!!! Me nah seh nutin…. yet!
I can’t lie – it’s been peaceful without that idiot Ziggler running around shaking his @$$ and sh!t!
Look at that Triple TEEF! He’s dying to do something teef at ringside! and that sexy Stephanie…. do you think Cena was looking up Stephanie’s skirt while he was down for the ring out????
GRANT BODY – P!!!
It’s not looking good people! HOL’ ON!!!!!! STING ON THE TITANTRON!!!! His presence was a mere distraction! Cena with the roll up! 1…….2……..3!!!!! OH SNAP!!!! MIKE KNOXXX WAS RIGHT!!!! TRIPLE TEEF HIM BEX!!!! Standing on the announce table barling Sting’s name!!!! Oh man! It looks more towards that Sting Vs Triple confrontation at WrestleMania!
Sh!t don’t stop! Brock’s music hit! F5 to Glenn – BLAOW!!! F5 to Big Show – BLAOW!!! Seth Rollins had to take foot and run!!!! IT’S ON NOW!!!!
You see? When Brock’s music hit or Sting appears, they MADE YOU LOOK!!!!!
IT DON’T GET NO BETTER! STC 4 LIFE…..BEEEEEEEATCHHHHH!
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