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Monday Night Raw #1158, August 3, 2015!!!

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They call him the Rowdy One. They call him the Best Heel of All Time. Well I call him Rowdy Roddy Piper. To be honest, I don’t necessarily agree, but I do think that he sparked off a lot of sh!t. He set the bar of what a heel should be, he set the standard of controversial segments, Piper’s Pit was the Godfather…Now we have Miz TV.

So let’s pay respects to a pioneer, the foundation of this thing we call wrestling. Rowdy Roddy Piper, LIVE ON LIVE LONG.

I’m expecting a 10 Bell Toll for this man. But we gotta keep it moving folks! Just like life, RAW GOES ON! #1158! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZWasn’t the crowd meant to stay silent through the 10 Bell toll? F**k!n DISRESPECTFUL.

OHHHHH SH!T!!! Seth Rollins can’t wear that shirt??!!! I hope that haters know that if they buy that shirt…. CENA GETS PAID???? (If you don’t know what shirt I mean either watch RAW or look at WWEShop pon di hinternet!

And the crowd loves this sh!t! Knee into Cena’s nose – BLAOW!!!! Cena could be out the game, maybe out for Summerslam too… but it’s John Cena! He will come at the 11th hour! Crowd chanting ‘THANK YOU ROLLINS!’ I’d laugh if Cena’s music hit…

THERE YOU GO! TITLE FOR TITLE! SUMMERSLAM! I think my Co-Host (Shadfather) is right – The US Title gonna get CENALISED!

FOR REAL? Seth is gonna drop a WWE Title Open Challenge???? BACKSIDE!!! I knew Seth was a good man! I knew Seth was a fighting champion! What if Brock steps up???? I hope Seth is aware that he’s in the building!!!

Oh come on!!! The opponent has to be under 6ft tall? Sh!t that’s me out of the running!

FOR REAL? NEVILLE is under 6ft???? WROOOOOOOOOY!!! Go on kid! Get the title! This could be a Jeff Hardy/Undertaker 2002 moment!!!!

NEVILLE IS KILLIN EM!!!! Think of Summerslam Neville! You can headline Summerslams!!!!!

No way! was that a ‘botch’? The ref might have counted to three from that pinning predicament!

Neville hit the Red Arrow on Rollins! ONE, TWO, THREE!!!! OH SH!T!!!! Rollins foot was on the rope!!!! DAMNIT!

Come on Neville! Come on Kid! One more Red Arrow – NOBODY HOME!!!

Rollins Hit the PEDIGREE! PEDIGREE! ONE, TWO, DAMNIT! That match was OFF THE HOOK! Rollins was that close to losing his title! The Ref might be in trouble though! Was there hesitation when he counted Rollins shoulders to the mat the first time?

Kofi Kingston takes the pi$$ when he comes down to the ring in his entrance! Skipping and smiling like a battyman!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Los Matadores mash-up on the outside, and there’s Big E and Xavier laughing at them!!! They remind me of Takeshi’s Castle when the contestants end up in the drink!

Cena might be at home, but The Bella B!tches are here!!!! 253 days!!! Less than 50 days to go! HOLD ON NIKKI!!!

So Paige’s team is now called the Submission Sorority! I LIKE THAT!!! VERY GOOD! Shame it took em nearly a month to come with that name…

Mike Cole now acknowledging AJ Lee’s title reign! UH-OH!!!! You’re standing on Dangerous Ground Cole!!! Too close to the crown, let’s see if you know the bounds!

Team B.A.D. Have got their little shirts and everything! I should get one for my new niece!!! Beautiful And Dangerous! or as I like to call em… B.A.D.I.B. Beautiful And Dangerous INNA BED!

GRANT BODY-P!

The Bellas lose again??? Oh dear… face it Bellas – you’re wack!!!

Come on Team B.A.D.I.B…. you should embrace JoJo! and make her welcome! You could be the Nation of Domina-…. OH YEAAAAAH!!!!!

GRANT BODY-P!

But Yo Naomi baby girl! How you gonna call out Ronda Rousey name??? Don’t run your mouth! You saw what happened to that brazilian chick! 34 seconds later – IT ALL OVER!!!

34 seconds

See the Miz is one of those muthaf***az I can’t stand when it comes to honoring the deceased… it’s so contrived and fake… Bigging up Piper like that… you expect me to believe that? F**KOUTTAHERE!

Cesaro and Kevin Owens are guests on the Miz TV joint… they gonna fight at Summerslams… you know that match gonna be off the hook!

I love the elevation of Cesaro! The IWC are right for once! PUSH CESARO and leave Tyson Kidd at home! Stay home Tyson, clean up the place! Oh hang on – that’s what Shadfather does while you’re away! I’ve noticed Natalya has become more freaky on Total Divas recently… I wonder why that is????

GRANT BODY – P!

Dayuuum WWE still supporting UFC footage of Ronda Rousey dedicating her 34 second beatdown!!!! Dana White you talking sh!t about WWE being fake… the Chair awaits… and you’re my dude because I’m a UFC fan!

What? Mark Henry ain’t 400lbs no more? He’s 399lbs? He’d better brukk up that Rusev dude! But I like Rusev though… oh well – WHOEVER LOSES – I WIN!

I don’t get it – I thought Swerved was axed Shadfather??? Or are you Swerving us??? WWE promoting that sh!t! I don’t get it!

HAHAHAHA!! Sheamus is an honorary Wyatt this week? Actually has a nice ring to it… Sheamus Wyatt… Yo WWE it’s about time y’all started making these Summerslam matches official!

For Real? WACK RYDER is here? And he’s fighting WACK BARRETT? Ok toilet break…

What happen – Wack Ryder lose again?? HAHAHAHAHA!! You see – that’s what happens when you’re CM Princess Peach B!tch approved…you’re cursed for life!

UH-OH!!! Another BUUFTA AWARD WINNING PROMO BY PAUL HEYMAN!

NO!!! PAUL HEYMAN CALLED THE UNDERTAKER A B!TCH???!!!! NO ONE EVER SAYS THAT!!! Heyman you are brilliant but I’m going off to help Undertaker build that casket for you… oh lawwwwd!

Why the f**k did Brock Lesnar throw the stairs in the ring like that? I’ma keep watching…

Oh so he’s standing on it is he? Ok…so according to MR DIRT SHEET, Undertaker asked for a rematch, BEGGED for a rematch against Brock Lesnar the following WrestleMania (31)? And Vincent Kennedy said NO? Can we get confirmation of this Vince?

OH SH!T – is the Don of Dons going to Suplex City??? Heyman is trying to convince me and use that propaganda! He’s very good…. but he’s NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!!

The one thing he’s convinced me of – this match is TOO BIG for WrestleMania???!!!! Personally I think Undertaker & Brock know that their WrestleMania match was not good enough and they want to steal the show, especially as Undertaker is in better shape…

Heyman has pointed out that Undertaker has never beat Brock Lesnar… Yo Heyman, by saying that, Undertaker has WON. that’s not a prediction, it’s a SPOILER!!!

OHHHH SH!T – here comes Paige with her Submission Sorority… COME ON NAOMI! Make this gyal look mash-up for

THE INFAMOUS NIECE!!!

the Austin podcast! Send the b!tch back to freak island!

Oh hang on… Paige wearing the HotRod shirt… she can’t lose this match surely!

Haha I like that! Naomi is battering Paige! Telling her to ‘Kiss My Lights’!!! And kick her in her mouth! GWARN GIRL!

Naomi – I’m not mad at you girl, Paige wore the Hot Rod shirt… give her that one… but any other night – Paige ain’t sh!t!!! Only joking Paige but it is MY WOMAN you dealing with! The one with the most sense on Total Divas, that chick you turn to for advice!

OHHH SH!T! Some fool named Stephen Amell wants to test Stardust next week on RAW… seriously guys who is this fool? Answers on a postcard please – tweet me @MZATheInfamous!

Main event time already??? The Shield and Randall Vs The Wyatts and Sheamus! LET THE RECORD SPIN!!

Ha! The Wyatts & Sheamus had no chance!!!! The Shield & Randall mash them up! All I know is, I’m looking gimmick matches at Summerslam involving all these guys… Roman Reigns and Wyatt fight already so up the stakes with them, Sheamus & Randall fight already so do the same with them! I don’t wanna hear no singles match!

That’s enough for me! Me garne ah mi bed… I was gonna watch the Austin Podcast with Paige… but I can’t be bothered. It’s only Paige… I’ll check it in the week… F**k that…

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