Smack Talk Centre-Raw
Photo courtesy of STC member Kenny Green
WAIT A MINUTE!!! How dare Ambrose pose with the belt outside the building where my heart was broken!!! Seth Rollins you can’t let him do that! He will pay for this I will assure you!!!
In other news, Goldberg find himself in a wrestling ring lately, dropped the spear on Scott Steiner, hit the Jackhammer – BLAOW!!! Suddenly wrestling nerds are experts and have a pHd in medical examination! GETDAF**KOUTTAHERE!
(Shout Out to my don Jazz Kumar at Iron Skull Productions!)
Ok, let’s see who got that munny innah bank!!!! Who’s loaded? Who’s brukk? Let’s find out! RAW #1150! HOL’DAT-BLAOW!
Is that how we gonna kick RAW off? US Open Challenge? I say Serena Williams should step up.. she got the Grand Slam title and all that, I think Serena Babygirl can beat him! Where she at?
She looks so fine don’t you agree??!!!
Oh snap – is Cena on that bla-bla-bla???? Sorry I wasn’t paying attention…
I hear the IWC on that I hope Kevin Owens beats him at Munny Inna Bank… Well THE GRANT SAYS just to p!$$ you nerds off I’m backing Cena this time! But I gotta say yeah – send for the NXT challenge! Hang on – Cena accepts? No no no no don’t let him challenge!
WICKED! That’s a good idea! The superstar can choose which belt they wanna fight for!!!
Neville stepped up! What if he chooses the NXT title? He’s been there before of all people!
OH SH!T – He’s gonna test Kevin Owens!!! Oh man! Who do I back??? No brainer – NEVILLE! Imagine if he wins??? It would be HUGE!
Time to get my Samosas – this is gonna be great!
What I hate about these streams is that I gotta put up with the imbeciles that is the IWC hating on Cena… I’m Big Man to them, and that’s saying something!!!! I can’t even hide the chat window… it’s p!$$!ng me the f**k off to be honest! The Grant’s wrestling intellect is far greater than these fools! they are beneath me, The Infamous Informer, The Daywalker, Wolverhampton’s Last Outlaw, Grant Body – P!!!
Oh man! After two failed Red Arrows, Owens uses counter technique and pop up powerbomb – BLAOW!!!!
Er.. why is Owens inviting Cena back in the ring??? I think it’s mind games…. Because Owens left the ring? Well upward on onward to Owens Vs Cena II! Straight up and down, the GRANT SAYS – Cena gonna win… which means rubber match at the next PPV (Battleground). Remember I told ya!
OH NO! Seth is BEXXXXX! Triple and Steph actually found this funny! I hope Rollins sees this blog!
Oh dear Rollins you DID say that you could do this sh!t on your own, that you don’t need the authority! YES YOU DID!!! Now shuddup and find an opponent to get your punching bag on!
Wait a minute – my time now! DIVAS!!! This ain’t your house b!tch – THIS IS MY YARD! AH MY BLOG DIS! Backing Nikki ALL THE WAY!
Ok Summer Rae – get your @$$ kicked… but I was told in confidence that you can wrestle! I ain’t seen sh!t yet! Same goes for you Paige – you gonna get yo’ @$$ kicked too… and kicked OUT OF YOUR HOUSE!
Come on Nikki girl! Almost 200 days as champion! There’s only 95 days left! I believe you can win!
NO! Ambrose playing saxophone with the WWE title in New Orleans??? He’s a better champion than you Seth! He’s representing!!! Hinstagram has blown up!!! And it’s no selfies!
I’m not sure about the biggest jack@$$ in WWE history in Seth…. Roman Reigns you’re my dude but do your googles, do your youtubes… Triple TEEF was the biggest jack@$$!
So Glenn finds himself in the ladder match? Hang on – his job is to win???? Uh-Oh…. If he turned back into Kane and cashed his cheque against me it would be curtains… I DON’T WANNA DIE!!!
What the???? R-Truth thought he was in the Munny Innah Bank match??? Glenn was like – You’re not in the match fool!!!!
Kofi RePPiN 4 The New Day! Yeah go ahead and say it, ‘Kofi’s just there for the spots…’ well explain this – How come Kofi is fighting Brock Lesnar in Japan later this month??? Yeah answer me that?
Are you not entertained Randall? Sheamus is whuppin yo’ @$$!!! I hope Russell Crowe realises he’s made that line into hot merchandising! And as for Liam Neeson… did he ever think that his particular set of skills would blow up like that?
I don’t think Randall cares about the disqualification… Sheamus was gonna f**k him up.. you see what Randall’s titan tron says? It says STRIKE FIRST. Therefore…. RKO to Sheamus – BLAOW!!!
NO! Ambrose on the bull with the title!!! Ambrose broke Instagram!!!! He is the true face of the WWE! Not even Cena did this sh!t in 10 years!
Where’s Jamie Noble going? He and Mercury are Shield 2.0.????? Shocking!!! he just said that to Rollins? Now look what you’ve done Noble, now Rollins has chosen to fight both you & Mercury! But hear the joke! They gonna stand up to him! Mercury has spoken for the first time since…. the ladder clapped him in his head!
GRANT BODY – P!!!
Glenn & Ziggler, having a row on RAW! The crowd want Lana’s sexy @$$… you lot can’t want her as much as STC’s Edd Mulhall! He wants Lana more than all of you put together! Everyday Edd posts a pic of her fine @$$… to the point where even STC’s ladies fancy her in her tight up skirt!
Talking of Lana… here she is in pink…. OHHHH! Notice – she has never wore a brown blouse and skirt… so for you jabronies who like that doodoo brown sh!t… you are NARSTY – OK!
So is that it? If Rusev in crutches, Lana gotta be in crutches too? Look at her with a mash-up ankle… look at my black referee… he’s tempted to feel her up!!!! Can you blame him???
All night they’re showing more pics of Ambrose partying with the title!!!! F**k that – let’s throw up another pic! Rub it in Rollins grill!
Time for Miz TV with Ryback and Big Show, how’s your chin bone Miz? You think this may turn into some Triple Threat jump off? Not sure if Miz wants to do that!
Miz talking about his muthaf***k!n money maker… I hope Big Show punches Miz again through school buses! Knock his teeth right into his throat! Then he will be brukk teet and Munny Innah Bank!
GRANT BODY – P!!!
Maybe Big Show ain’t f**k!n with the Authority no more! Crowd chanting ‘WHAT?’ after Big Show’s lines! IWC shut the f**k up – if you was in the arena you would chant the same thing!
Oh snap! The Miz gets boxed out of his on TV show! And Ryback picked up The Big Show and shell-shocked him out – BLAOW!!!
The Wyatt man dem claim that we should be afraid of them…..
Rollins, you better hope and pray that Glenn doesn’t win that briefcase on Sunday, because if he does, your goose cook! Same goes for Ambrose! Title or no title – I foresee a Seth Vs Kane match for Battleground! Yes I predicted it for this PPV… but bwoy… WWE must have known of my plans!
It amuses me that the women who have made it to the finalists of Tough Enough look like models as opposed to wrestlers…. The IWC nerds ain’t gonna like that… it’s all good to me though!!!
Two bad bull meet up! Titus O’Neill Vs Big E!!!! Use the hashtag – #MinisterOfMass to support Big E! Well I would but he’s fighting Titus…. this ‘black on black’ violence makes me sick!!!! I bet the Babylon are sitting in the station eating popcorn and donuts as two black guys batter each other in the ring!
GRANT BODY – P!!!
Positivity wins the race! Minor distraction cost Titus the match… hol’ on.. Roman Reigns coming down the
stairs??? But there’s no injustice committed???
Oh I get it… he’s fighting Kofi Kingston… again… I can’t watch… I like both men!
Munny Inna Bank kick off – R-Truth Vs King Barrett… y’all gotta problem with the pre-show? Then go and f**k off! Nothing is good to you!
Haha! I see you in the crowd! with the sign saying ‘Texas Death Match’! Don’t get yourself gassed now! We ain’t got to Summerslam yet!
This is actually a good match between these two! Damn Kofi why did they choose you to go to suplex city of all people? But hey, stranger things have happened… after all, who knew that Eddie Guerrero would defeat the mighty Brock Lesnar???
OH NO!!!! Ambrose is here! Complete with popcorn and a Pepsi…. that must mean return imminent for CM Princess Peach B!tch!!! SHUT THE F**K UP!!!
Ok all parties are here, J&J are ready to take Rollins, Ambrose got his popcorn reading the comments, Glenn is out there too! HERE WE GO!!! 2 on 1 handicap match!
Can you imagine if J&J defeat Rollins??? It would be a bigger upset than Owens defeating Cena!!!
OH SNAP!!!!! Just as Rollins was gonna finish Noble with the pedigree, Ambrose ran in and gave the title to Rollins! Mercury, saw the distraction, roll up pin (Shadfather won’t like that) and pinned the champion! That technically means Mercury is next in line for the WWE Title!!!! The shame and disgrace! Then Ambrose enters the ring, Dirty Deeds to Rollins – BLAOW!!! Then Ambrose take off with the title!!! OH LAWWWWD There will be hell to pay!! Has Ambrose got enough hell in the bank???? GEDDIT???
GRANT BODY – P!!!
IT DON’T GET NO BETTER! STC 4 LIFE…..BEEEEEEEATCHHHHH!
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