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Monday Night Raw #1274, October 30, 2017!!!

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Now I should be talking about the ‘unfortunate releases’ of Emma, Summer Rae & Darren Young, I should be writing about some kid named Lio Rush whose tweet got him in trouble but at time of writing this, Nigella is back on my telly… this woman is going for 60 and she is still baaaaaaaaad!!!! I’d love to grab that woman and ‘decorate the kitchen table’…

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RAW 1274! SOOOO – What you gonna do Kurt?

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 Double chocolate digestives and a supermalt, plus this sh!t starts early because the clocks tunn back… LET’S DO THIS SH!T!

 

The entire Raw locker room on the top of the stage! Kurt in the middle of the ring!

The crowd dropping ‘What?’ Chants on Kurt! This isn’t 2002 muthaf***a!

OH NO! NOW STEPHANIE IS HERE!!! OH MY GOD – This ain’t good! I mean – it’s good for me – I get to see her sexy @$$ but…hell yeah Steph I missed you damn! COME HERE GIRL!

They say RAW is television’s longest running show – WRONG!!! Try Coronation Street, Try Eastender!

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Kurt earned Stephanie’s respect! Until last week that is! Don’t you think he earned more than that back in 2000…..????

Stephanie is going IN on Kurt!!! She’s added a fourth I – Incompetence! She expects victory and annihilation from RAW at the Survivor Series! and if Kurt fails… THAT’S IT!!!! AAAAAAH SHEEEEEEET!!!

Kurt – it’s not too late to sweet talk Steph and get in her panties! You did it already once before!

Where was Miz last week went RAW got their @$$ whipped? Exactly – being a B!TCH hiding in the corner! He gotta defend his title now! Hope he loses – THE B!TCH!

What was that about Nia Jax walking out the company??? You been reading the dirt sheets again??? Nia looks glowing! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING SHAD???!!!

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Samoa Joe is back too! OH LAWWWD!!! He wasn’t here last week! I guess Smackdown attacked Raw when they were vulnerable!

He hasn’t missed any of us? Ah well! I missed Stephanie anyway…

NO APOLLO CREWS!!! GO BACK!! This man should not be a jobber?! Oh no…

NO TITUS! PUT YOUR JACKET BACK ON! YOU LOST YOUR MIND??? This muthaf***a went toe to toe with Brock Lesnar and you wanna step to Joe? SMH!

Kevin Nash, HBK and The Don of Dons himself advertised for the 25th Anniversary of RAW! The Grant says this – y’all best knock on Hollywood’s door and The Broken Skull Ranch YOU FEEL ME???!!!!!

The Miz Vs MATT HARDY! Come on Matt! He’s never held the Intercontinental Title! GET HIM MATT! I’m rooting for you all the way bredrin! DELETE HIS BLODCLART!

DAMNIT!!! The Miz still champion! Let the complaining on the internet begin! NAH F**K THAT – I’M NOT THAT GUY!!! I DON’T DO DRUGS!

Alexa Blitch actually suggested something sensible! She told Kurt to bring some talent in from the Mae Young classic! May I interject?? I say bring these in!

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I don’t care what you gotta do to get em Kurt but GET THEM!

Who is my sexy Asuka gonna fight? Dana Brooke? If Dana loses, she might end up like Emma… according to Lio Rush!

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Wait a second – who is that???? I don’t mean in a perverted way – I mean in a legit concerned way… some chick named Stacey… oh dear Stacey – you didn’t even throw a punch – Ok – go to Vincent Kennedy, Collect your $1000 cheque, now go and pay those bills!

Er…. Danny Bryan?? What is this???? Remember he wasn’t too pleased that Kurt could fight and Danny couldn’t!

DTA KURT – DON’T TRUST ANYBODY! Not even Danny Bryan!

Kurt told Danny that the RAW locker room gonna come to Smackdown and bring the ruckus! AAAAAH SHEEEEEEET!

Why the f**k the lights go out? Undertaker isn’t there is he????

IT’S KANNNNNNE!!!! CHOKESLAM TO DANNY BRYAN! OHHHH HELLL NO!!!!! See what I did there?

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While Finn Balor and Cesaro are battling, I just thought – WWE – fire that muthaf***a Tyson Kidd! Future Endeavour his blodclart! Come on – you gotta buy some pyro for my hero Kane! Nattie can pay the bills! She’s the champion damnit!

Talking of Kane!!! Finn Balor tries to fight him! But Tombstone! TOMBSTONE!!!! TOMBSTONE ON THE CONCRETE STAGE!!!

Uh-oh! THE SHIELD!!! Well – 2 of em anyway! Remember Seth Rollins & Kane?! Haha this ain’t The Authority no more son!

I’m still sitting here thinking about Raw 25th Anniversary… Yo – Gotta have Jim Ross, Jerry Lawler and Vincent Kennedy on commentary at the old school Manhattan Center! Trish/Lita – where you at – bring your sexy @$$£$ here!

Cesaro & Sheamus came down to teef – Kane got the CHOKESLAM! He’s ready to finish him, but Ambrose tried to save his bredrin! Both of em got TOMBSTONE! TOMBSTONE!!!! Sheamus & Cesaro are like – BACKSIDE!!!!! WE ARE LUCKY TO HAVE OUR LIVES TODAY!

All Kurt has to do is send Kane to Smackdown at this rate and KILL THEM ALL! Apart from my Naomi… DON’T HURT MY NAOMI!

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Is Braun Strowman playing mind games with The Miz – leaving garbage in his locker room? OOOHHHHHH SNAP!!!

Look at the Miz sucking up to Kane… Kane is like – you’re on your own kid!

They put Heath Slater/Rhyno and the Balding club (Gallows/Anderson) in Halloween costumes like they gonna fight… what b!tches!!!!

Sheamus & Cesaro said the same thing! The Miz is on his own! I so hope Braun catches him!!! It would be the greatest thing I’ve ever seen!

Seems like Jason Jordan is not dun with Elias! He hates that country sh!t  – Jason Jordan is HIP HOP!

No Jason – don’t brukk up the guitar! OH SHEEEEEEEEET!!!! No one walking with Elias again!

The Miztourage is leaving the building! NOT SO FAST! Kurt says YOU NAH GUH NOWHERE! OR ELSE!!!!GRANT WWDJC2

RAW IS OFF THE HOOK THIS WEEK! And there is still Mickie James vs Alexa Bliss to come!

Looks like Enzo Amore got his voice back! I asked this question last week – where is Drew Gulak going? HE’S SO DRY – he makes John Laurinitis funny as f**k!

The Miz is straight sh!tting himself! This is great!! Oh man the writers must have had a kick up the backside as of late! See – I’ve been telling you that Smackdown as been the better show but as of late RAW has been straight KILLIN EM!

Alexa Blitch looks worried! Mickie James is kicking her all over that ring!

Yo they showing adverts of KFC word up… hopefully while you are reading this I am tucking in to the Colonel’s food!

AH LIE!!! Are the crowd chanting for CM P**K? I thought you guys love women? I thought you love Alexa Bliss? I thought you love Mickie James? You guys must be GAY!

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Alexa still the champion! SH!T! She actually used the Sean Price punch! PPPPPP!!! Nah f**k all that – watch this… Miz is taking foot and run!

You think Braun is driving the limo??? Buckle up Miz!

The dumpster has returned! OH NO! BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!! Me never see The Miz run so fast! LAWWWWD HE KETCH DEM! He dash the Miztourage down the ramp! It truly is Halloween for The Miz! The Miztourage got F**KED UP! HOW MANY POWERSLAMS HAS HE GAVE THESE GUYS?

LAWWWWWWWD! This guy is an official babyface now! I mean, I like Double R and Cena, but have you noticed guys, that when they are not on TV – WWE kicks @$$??!!!!!

 

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Monday Night Raw #1251, May 15, 2017!!!

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So there is some sort of indie Vs mainstream wrestling war which rooted between Rip Rogers & Randy Orton… in the middle of it, Will Ospreay, Bubba Ray Dudley and god knows who else. I don’t know about you guys, but I spent the whole weekend playing Street Fighter V for free…

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Looks like Double R really won this war right? You fans lose again!

Already I’m yawning…. BAD SIGN!

It’s KURRRRRRRRRT!!!! I must ask Jerry Lawler about calling that Armageddon Hell In a Cell….

Kurt – you might as well drop the cell on them because it’s an Extreme Rules Fatal 5 Way match! Winner fights Brock Lesnar! Seth Rollins, Samoa Joe, Bray Wyatt, Finn Balor, and Double R!

Wait – does Double R like that sh!t? Or is it the fans who doesn’t like that sh!t?

Double R believes there should not be a #1 contender! He speaks the truth! He retired The Undertaker! He took Strowman out the game! I wouldn’t argue that but Finn Balor never lost that title! How can you argue that! He beat Double R on his first night! That is true! How can you argue Samoa Joe? Took out Seth Rollins on his first day! Samoa destroys people!

You can argue Bray Wyatt though… he ain’t no face of fear – he loses almost every feud!

As for Seth Rollins – he ‘slayed’ the evil Triple Teef! You can make a case for all 5 – er I mean 4 men!

That is one thing I am so looking forward to when WWE 2K18 drop – Sheamus & Cesaro entrance! Gotta be in my Top 5 entrances right now!

It amuses me that Alicia Fox and Noam Dar appealed against the decision by the ref last week. Yes her shoulders were up and the ref did not see it… but Sasha is only gonna brukk her up again! I gotta rate Alicia for keeping herself relevant though…

Er – what – Alicia Fox won? WHOA!!! I hold my hands up!!!!

Dean Ambrose – The Champion! The Miz – the Challenger! World Wrestling Federation Intercontinetal Championship!

No one’s ever done that! No one has ever kicked out of the Skull Crushing Finale! haha I’m f**k!n with you Miz… your supermove isn’t exactly the Tombstone Piledriver now is it?

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Maryse tried to teef, and The Miz tried to kick him in his dick…BLOCKED!!! So Ambrose thought – well F**k you! Kick you in your d!ck!!!!

“I thought Miz was trying to hook the inner thigh of Ambrose…” COREY GRAVES DON’T GIVE ME JOKE! A ‘STRONG STYLE INNER THIGH GRAB!!!’

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Oh hell naw – Alexa Bliss – the self proclaimed Goddess… I don’t worship that little pork scratchings!!!! This is the part where I put my pizza in the oven…

I give points where points is due – Alexa Bliss SMASHED THE AUDIENCE! The crowd hitting her with What? Chants during her promo, and Alexa is like ‘Say what again with you are a failure’ and the New Jersey crowd FAILED THE TEST! ‘Exactly!’ New Jersey crowd – YOU ARE A FAILURE! YOU WANNA SLEEP WITH YOUR SISTER LIKE HER NAME IS CERSEI!

Alexa says – Bayley cannot get extreme! Does hugging translate to steel chair shots to the backbone? I guess we gonna find out at the Extreme Rules joint! Alexa gonna lick Bayley down with the kendo stick! OH LAWWWWWWWWWD! I think Bayley gonna cry! Alexa has gone full Harley Quinn! Shout out to everybody getting that Injustice game! I won’t see you online – I’m a Tekken guy!

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NOW I will put the pizza in the oven…

Unbelivable! The Miz of all people complaining about Deano being teef, and The Miz is one of the biggest TEEFS there is!

Ok – I’m REALLY going to put that pizza in the oven… sorry cruiserweight brothers!

Oh no… CM P**k chants… oh man they REALLY wanna get in Cersei Lannister! Let’s be real – Cersei is fine – she AIN’T MY SISTER!

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Watch STC’s Ed Mulhall try and find nudes of this chick – only to find I have seen her naked ‘sort of’ in Game Of Thrones!

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(Apparently she was actually pregnant at the time she shot that infamous walk of atonement scene so they got a stunt double…Shame…SHAME! RING THE BELL!)

WHAT? A kendo stick on a pole match for Bayley & Alexa? NO! I think Wardle is right – Vince Russo is back in the creative team! Who let him in?!!!!!

I gotta say I am enjoying RAW this week! Bravo boys and girls! and to think, there’s no Braun Strowman!

Let me watch Finn Balor’s entrance… then I’ll grab my pizza – it should be ready by now!

Oh man… you wrestling fans ain’t gonna like this – a less than 100% Double R defeats Finn Balor in a physical match! In the words of Gordon Ramsay, I say this to you fans… ‘f**k off will ya…’

OH SNAP!!! GOLDUST TURNED EVIL! Looks like Goldust ain’t gonna send any love letters to R-Truth! THE GRANT SAYS – R-Truth – consider yourself lucky! It could have been worse – you could have been Ahmed Johnson!

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Titus O’Neill is actually giving me joke doing the Enzo routine in a full suit!!!! I’m not too sure if the crowd are chanting ENZO – or @$$Hole?!!! This gig is actually giving Apollo Crews some character! I support this!

Apollo Crews doesn’t take selfies! It’s a female trait! Kick Enzo in his head yes!

I don’t think TJP really wants to be a bad guy… he sure as hell doesn’t act like one… he wants that title – and Neville knows it… keep your friends close and keep your enemies closer right?!

Now that the storylines have slightly changed… does Bray and Finn still have beef? I’m still hoping that the ‘demon king’ appears from out the darkness and assaults Wyatt during this match…

Nope – Samoa Joe – TEEEEEEEF! Is it safe to say that we can automatically take Samoa Joe and Seth Rollins out of the winning equation?! Samoa Joe thought he was going to double team with Wyatt to beat down Rollins – SWITCH – Wyatt hit the Sister Abigail on Joe – BLAOW!!! Wyatt is not someone you make your bredrin! He learnt that after Randall!

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Monday Night Raw #1222, October 24, 2016!!!

Smack Talk Centre-Raw!!

On this day, you wrestling fans can get your revenge! Why? I turned on my Facebook this morning, word up – seems like everybody on this Walking Dead thing. LOOK – I ain’t tryna watch no muthaf**!n zombies – OK! But damn this sh!t is real to you right? Yo wrestling fans – GET EM…

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Y’all know that muthaf**a who ‘dies’ said ‘cheque please’ and is not spending a dime on your crying @$$£$!

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In other news… on this day… something is supposed to happen which changes wrestlers lives… er… enlighten me????

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Standing ovation for he who has the dreaded list! Now you can buy the T-shirt! YES!!! Fantastic!

He has terrible news? What? The triple threat match scheduled for the main event has been cancelled? Whoever cancelled it must go on the list!

Hold up – the list is stolen???? What sort of atrocity? Quick – call Dexter! Put the criminal on the table! This is not right!

Crowd chanting – ‘Where’s the list?’ Kevin Owens doesn’t care about the list! DISRESPECT!

Maybe Stephanie got the list?! Nobody must leave the arena until the list is found!

SERIOUSLY STEPHANIE! You need to come over here and let me lay you down and… ok I’ll stop!

SETH ROLLINS GOT THE LIST! DEXTER SORT HIM OUT!

UH-OH! Stephanie is on the list???? That’s not right!

KEVIN OWENS IS ON THE LIST TOO? GOOD LORD!

Oh god – I hope Seth doesn’t do anything drastic to that list! It’s Jericho’s livelihood! It’s more precious than the World Wrestling Federation Championship!

For real Balding Club? You gonna just shut down Enzo & Cass up like that?

Obviously shutting down the mic is no problem! They did their promo anyway and got over with the crowd!

Enzo Amore defeated Anderson! Balding Club lose again! Internet Wrestling Community HOW YOU DOIN?

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Yep – Rusev isn’t afraid of Hell In a Cell… course you aren’t… Sasha and Charlotte are going in there! And just like I said to those two sexy @$$£$, I’m gonna say the same to you Rusev – Undertaker is NOT your opponent!

To those who think The New Day have gone stale… you might as well go to the tattoo parlour and get ‘Trump’ tattooed on your forehead like the STUPID IDIOT you are!

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This Cesaro and Sheamus sh!t is a repeat of Miz and Mizdow in a sense where you cheer one but boo the other relentlessly. You would think that they will become tag team champions, but given New Day’s 428 title reign (6 days away from the ‘sacred’ 434) I can’t see it happening.

Nice touches by WWE2K17 to make Cesaro’s Giant Swing and New Day’s Unicorn stampede OMG moves! Gives me an incentive to play as them, as if there were any doubt!

Kofi Kingston has learned a valuable lesson… never fly at Cesaro… you will run into an uppercut – BLAOW! His chin probably looks like James Ellsworth right about now!

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Jinder Mahal is actually killing me! ‘One must find the list, but first, he must find inner peace!’ Breathe in Breathe out! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! SUPERB!

Last time Bayley and Dana fought, there was some funny business that happened… they shall fight again! Bayley got that same sellotape on her shoulder that Cesaro got! Is there something going on there??? Answers on a postcard please – tweet me @MZATheInfamous!

Hold on – an arm wrestling match???? Yo creative – 2003 is THAT WAY! The crowd want wrestling – Not arm wrestling!

Dana Brooke TEEEEEEEF! Bayley was on the verge of beating Dana in a dry @$$ arm wrestling contest but Dana had to drop a cheap shot! Like I say – if they did this 15 years ago the crowd would be invested!

Jericho said he would never put Stephanie on the list… well the Grant says Stephanie, you are on MY LIST… The list of GRANT BODY-P!

Aaaaaah sh!t Curtis Axel get serious now! No more AxelMania Royal Rumble sh!t, no more social outcast bullsh!t, time to be that man Mr Perfect and his grandfather raised him to be! Brukk up Bo Dallas blodclart!!!!

That’s f**ked up! All that talk, all that fire in his belly, and Bo Dallas still beat Curtis Axel in his hometown? Er Vince… get the future endeavoured list out…

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Braun Strowman has the list! He gave it him like… Sami Zayn is not on the list.. and after all that, Strowman made the list!

Oh dear the crowd didn’t like Roman Reigns promo to Rusev! Well you know Roman… he’s straight to the point, no-nonsense… no charisma either… oh well…

Titus – How you manage to wear good suit with those pink battyman socks? What sort of sh!t is that?

Contract signing between sexy @$$ Charlotte and sexy @$$ Sasha! OOOOH Charlotte’s figure… dayum she can join the list too! look at that tight @$$ outfit Sasha got on! She can join the list too! OHHHHHH!!!!GRANT BODY PHENOM

Thank god Mick Foley is true to himself, don’t wear those ridiculous suits or whatever it is WWE force you to wear!

That’s it Mick, let these women see sense about this Hell In A Cell sh!t, they think they fear nothing because they are not fighting Undertaker… seems like Charlotte ain’t listening! Maybe Undertaker himself should come out for real! Sound the gong… come on!

I know that’s what I would do if I was creative…

Foley is trying his best to let these women see reality…sounding a bit like Mankind himself…. he won the crowd over…he’s close to tears here! THIS SEGMENT IS OFF THE HOOK! Now sound the gong… Please!!!!!

They have signed the contract! It’s official! Man… it’s a damn shame Undertaker is not in the best of health as far as his hips. I would have flown him to Minneapolis and strike fear in these women, because if there is one thing I dislike, is WWE Superstars acting like they are not afraid of the cell and take this thing make joke.

Wow – Kendrick and Rich Swann shook hands before their contest! I guess it’s just a personal issue between Kendrick and TJ Perkins!

Wow – TJ says he and Kendrick had a contest 15 years ago, and Kendrick failed to beat him. So this is an ‘ether’ situation…

OH SNAP! Rich Swann defeated Kendrick! Er… can we make this a triple threat thing?

Braun Strowman finally gets better competition! Can Sami Zayn twist him up?

What? Braun doesn’t see real competition? Sami fought the best in Shinsuke Nakumura! He had match of the year with Cesaro! ARE YOU KIDDIN ME STROWMAN? YOU CAN’T WRESTLE NUH BLODCLART!

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Strowman walked away from Zayn! Well the Grant Says – I know it’s the video game, but why don’t you take on Grant in WWE2K17? I assure you – YOU WILL GET BUSS ARSE!

Dayum Kendrick is desperate isn’t he? What – he asked TJ Perkins to ‘let him win’? Er Vince… the future endeavoured list!!!!!!

When you hear that guitar riff…. THAT’S IT! THE BEAST INCARNATE IS HERE! Yo – I never told Goldberg to say what he said the last week!

Now bear in mind, Goldberg gonna get booed because it’s in Brock’s hometown!

Oh no! Heyman just put wrestling fans on blast for being fickle! It’s like 80% are chanting Suplex City and 20% are chanting Goldberg!

I see somebody holding a Damian Marley poster! He knows what time it is!

I thought Brock had choice words for Goldberg, then again… bad man move in silence…

I forgot about this so-called Triple Threat match… if the title isn’t on the line, you know Owens and Jericho are gonna combine their force and mash-up Rollins!

Even though it’s gonna be a cheesy @$$ Halloween episode of RAW next week, we got Goldberg again! That’s good!

Rollins is certainly no Austin or Rock – they would be putting beats on Jericho and Owens!

‘No mortal man’s gonna beat them both’… Bryon Saxton obviously doesn’t do his googles er – hello – the two aforementioned guys? Triple TEEF maybe? Undertaker?????? Goldberg? BRROCCCK LESNAR???

HOW THE RARSE DID SETH ROLLINS PIN BOTH GUYS? Yo Saxton – your foolish statement should get you on the list!

Dun know Owens and Jericho didn’t like that sh!t – they rushed him! But Rollins still got fight left! But it only ended in Owens dropping the powerbomb to Rollins spine first into the hardest part of the ring apron – BLAOW!

That was a good go-home RAW.. here’s me thinking I would have to skip a segment and talk about this chick who WWE just gave a tryout to…

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Monday Night Raw #1221, October 17, 2016!!!

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Expect your precious little ratings to go up wrestling nerds! You obviously care more than the USA Network anyway! Goldberg is gonna be in the muthaf**!n house!

In Other News: Paige has popped the question to Bertie!!! Isn’t it like, the other way round? And so soon? Has 6 months passed and sh!t? I remember Kevin from Total Divas… the poor guy tried to make it work… Well consider this Kevin – YOU ARE THE LUCKY ONE!

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RAW 1221! If you cannot do what other men have done
What other nations have done, what other races have done
Then you should have died!!!!!

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The World Wrestling Federation Champion Kevin Owens is here and he hasn’t forgotten his friend Chris Jericho, and Chris Jericho hasn’t forgotten his list! Who’s going on the list this week? How about that muthaf***a who tried to test Mick Foley on the twitter dm? (What’s up Roy Lucier! You know what I’m talking about right!)

Everyone chanting for Y2J! That man is turning face before WrestleMania I assure you!

Jericho is in his wrestling brief… he looks like he’s about to fight right now!

“I will not let that career shorten my career…” Kevin Owens you are 100% correct – your opponent is not the don of dons!

OH NO!!!!! Bad officiating from the referee last week….. you know what that means….

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Kevin Owens says he’s gonna retire Rollins! He can’t do that! Rollins is trying to stir the pot between Owens & Jericho! I think Rollins is not afraid of the list, I knew it… THE CHAIR is much worse!

THE WORD OF THE DAY IS SPARKLECROTCH!!!! That sh!t must be trending by now surely! Rollins is basically saying that Jericho is a battyman! COLD!!!!

wait a minute – I thought Jericho wanted to compete against Rollins by himself! What’s that Kevin Owens doing out here?

Kevin Owens – TEEEEEEEEEEF! Rollins caught in the Walls of Jericho, Rollins crawling to the ropes, but Owens pulls the ropes away from him!

It didn’t stop Rollins dropping the pedigree on Jericho though – BLAOW!!!!!

I guess WWE gonna hype the crowd (and not so much the viewers) by showing Goldberg clips over the years! I see what you’re tryna do WWE – You’re switching the ropes to purple!

Wicked question Lita… Shawn Michaels. Undertaker. Triple H. Mick Foley. Now Charlotte and Sasha are gonna join those legends… but I still don’t feel the intensity or hatred between Sasha & Charlotte… the respect is there, but hatred? Nah!

Charlotte – you ain’t lying when you say genetically superior… but can you handle the Infamous Informer’s genetically superior majestic member? It is custom-built for sexy thighs like yours!

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I wasn’t gonna write about the Golden Truth… but Mark Henry is with em… I like that! Whoever their opponents are.. they’re DEAD!

The Shining Stars and Titus? Er… hold on… that’s quite an even contest GRANT THAT'S WHAT I DOactually!

…and it was Titus who felt the World’s Strongest Slam – BLAOW! THAT’S WHAT I DO!

WHOA! Chris Jericho hot at Kevin Owens!!!! Nearly called him a Stupid Idiot!

Stephanie McMahon shut that down straight away! She pretty much answered the challenge Shane and Danny set her! Survivor Series – it’s gonna POP OFF!

The New Day just put Sheamus on blast! Not helping his ‘bredrin’ Cesaro last week, f**k!n about on FB LIVE, they got the crowd chanting ‘SHAME!’

The New Day celebrating 420 days as World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions! They are going for the 478! And I support them 478%!

Right at this point, my stream died (SHAME) and I understand that Cesaro went on FB live! They can’t do this!!!!! Cesaro has gone in the crowd and joined the Cesaro section! Sheamus lost his match! SHAME!!!!!!!

Don’t get a heart attack wrestling fools! YES WWE are showing Goldberg vs Hollywood Hogan! You really should get a grip… yes I don’t give Hogan ratings either… but until Vincent Kennedy publicly states that the WWE will never acknowledge somebody, you jabronies need to simply – SHUT THE F**K UP!

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If this fool Bo Dallas is on… time for me to disappear and make a coffee… and oh yeah, shout out to Christine Bleakley… for NO REASON!

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Hold up – I come back and I see Bo Dallas beating up Curtis Axel? Er… I don’t get it? Ahh… irrelevant..

Bayley – time to brukk up that Dana Brooke for trying to embarass you in front of your friends and relations last week! Well done 2K GAMES by the way – how you manage to make Dana Brooke look like a hugly gyal who look like she enjoys hed?

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Hold up – Dana beat Bayley???? WHOA! oooh the IWC are gonna be p!$$£d at that!

Wait – Paul Heyman is here – well via WWE live studios that is… clearly the WWE Universe in Denver are down with Goldberg, and that will p!$$ Brock Lesnar off! And if Goldberg says YES to the challenge… he will be victimised, emasculated and conquered! OHHH SNAP!

But the viewers at home (or should I say the IWC) are not excited?!!!! They say Goldberg isn’t half the man he used to be physically! Last time I check, Roman Reigns nearly beat Brock… I’m just saying! Undertaker got him at Summerslam last year (albeit shady styles) but still!

Braun Strowman wants better competition… so Foley sends 3 jobbers after him… YAWN…. Er.. is there a female I can give a shout out to for no reason?

Or maybe I won’t nee to do that at this time! Sami Zayn thinks he can take Strowman! This man fought Nakumura! The best that ever did it today! Strowman – you have no chance!

Lana has a message for Roman Reigns! Is it “SHUT-TUP! YOU GO TO HELL!!!!”

Yo Mama Rusev look kinda good still! She’d get it!

How can you peoples BOO Rusev’s family! How can you chant BORING? Have you lost your mind? SHUT-TUP! YOU GO TO HELL!

No ENZO! What the hell is that you wearing? Sorry Enzo – this is why you get pinned all the time – your hip hop is on point, your lyrics are powerful, but your attire ain’t right!

That reminds me – Gallows & Anderson – known by my STC From the UK team as – The ‘Balding Club’ are in the WWE2K17 DLC! That’s GOOOOOOOD! Big Cass just beat Anderson quicktime! Oh lawd – the IWC gonna be SUPER BEX!

AAAAAAH SH!T – The 6-man cruiserweight tag team jump off gonna be OFF THE HOOK! I’m looking forward to that sh!t!

Oh boy… The Hell In a Cell joint is gonna be in Sasha’s hometown… Charlotte claims she don’t need peoples to back her… Sasha… I’m so glad she isn’t labeled a ratchet… so disrespectful! Sasha has been watching the Hell In a Cell matches! Of course you’re not afraid Sasha… you’re not facing the UNDERTAKER! Somebody remind these women PLEASE!

WWE got their theme tune for Hell In a Cell… but this is RePPiN4U: Represent The REAL HIP HOP! Here’s my official theme! EPICNESS may not even be enough to describe this!

Wait a minute – Stephanie cannot compare herself to the Rock & Sock Connection??? Has she lost her mind too? She hasn’t got an ‘Al Snow’ to f**k with?

Before Goldberg comes out, why the f**k is Travis Davis sending me death metal music in my inbox? Do I look like I worship the devil to you? Even my friends in STC who may be into Death metal won’t like that sh!t! This is HIP HOP YOU DYAM ARSE!

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THIS IS IT!!!!

Since the beginning of modern civilizationGenerations have witnessed and inherited the only conflicts of world wars
But behold the marriage supper of the lamb and the bridegroom onto his bride
Then shall the earth’s children know the true expression of ONE LOVE
Then mother earth shall honeymoon in peace
Forever eliminating the aspirations, lust and anguish of wars and rumors of wars…

I AM MARKING THE F**K OUT HERE!!!!

Can’t lie to ya – I never thought I’d see this dude back in the World Wrestling Federation!

Goldberg’s wife is OFF THE HOOK!!!! DAYUUUM!!! SHE COULD GET IT!

F**K THE HATERS – You wanna carry on being miserable and pessimistic – GETTTHEF**KOUTTAHERE!

Fans are like – NO! Don’t keep it in the video game! Goldberg is like – Brock – You’re NEXT! and Brock… YOU’RE LAST! AAAAAAH SH!T!

Brock Lesnar is BEX!!! He Gonna be on RAW next week! Yo keep me outta this – y’all started it!

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Monday Night Raw #1214, August 29, 2016!!!

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So… how was your Bank Holiday Monday?

I saw videos of police ‘daggering’ women at the Notting Hill Carnival… if you don’t know what that is, I suggest you hit the YouTube and type in ‘Dancehall daggering’… be warned – NOT FOR THE WEAK IN BED!

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In other news: I’ll just leave this here…

IWC PRAYING

Some of you muthaf***az don’t even believe in God, so how you gonna pray hoping for Kevin Owens to win???? This is blasphemy people! I have nothing against Owens winning the World Wrestling Federation Universal Championship, but now those folks at Heelbook posted this, I’m hoping for the opposite! I’m all for seeing you fools angry over some sh!t!

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Now, if I go off on random subjects it basically means RAW is wack in places!

Kevin Owens – the clear favourite here by the crowd! Maybe his time is now!!!!

Big Cass – the dark horse! Not many believes he can win but I can see him bringing a great showcase!

Seth Rollins – with the most talk out of everybody! He’s a safe bet!

However, bad man move in silence… Roman Reigns ain’t saying sh!t! He’s just bringing the pain on all his opponents! That’s right – boo him! THAT’S THE MAN I’M BACKING!

Seriously I’m loving the new stages of RAW & SmackDown! Might be too late for WWE2K to hook it up on the new game!

Jericho’s promo was superb! Neville you are a don but you gonna get the gift of Jericho! You will drink it in!

Very interesting how RAW advertises a Smackdown PPV in Backlash on their stage…

OH NO! The New Day got their hands on Bayley!!!! Look at Bayley whining her hips! Does nothing for me but I bet it does a lot for you guys!

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They gonna be fighting Dana Brooke and the Bullet Club! This should be a very entertaining contest!

Now, Nia Jax ain’t like most girls… and that’s the type the Infamous Informer likes!!!! Shout out to her opponent from Texas… she kinda cute still… don’t hurt her too much Nia!

The Bullet Club have had a career change! Now they are carers for the retirement home? They are still on The New Day’s case! They recruited Dana Brooke as a nurse! Hey I’m all for sexy @$$ nurses but if Dana is anything like this woman pictured below… RUN HARD!!!!! DON’T LOOK BACK!

Lindsey

Hollyoaks fans – you feel me though right!!!!

Showing a feature on Seth Rollins – the question remains – is WWE2K17 going to keep the curb stomp? Answers on a postcard please – tweet me @MZATheInfamous!

Uh-Oh! Sasha just called Charlotte a coward! She lucky Charlotte didn’t go off on one just like the Miz did to Danny Bryan!

Talking of that – it will be addressed on Smackdowns this week! It will be very interesting to see where this leads!

The New Day – 372 days as W…W…E… TAG…TEAM…CHAMPIONS! Can they beat the reign  of Demolition? I seriously doubt it to be honest people, the competition is too powerful!

NAHHHH! When the New Day were doing the unicorn stampede, they should have let Bayley step in there and stomp a mud hole in Karl Anderson’s @$$ and walk it dry! Missed a trick there!GRANT BODY P

I gotta rate that sexy @$$ Charlotte on commentary, wearing that tight leather leggings complementing her legs…dayuuum! Make me wanna bark like DMX! Where my dawgs at – UFF-UFF-UFF!

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Bayley and The New Day win against Dana and the Bullet Club! The story here is about Bayley’s momentum, not the Bullet Club’s quest to claim the championships from New Day, so get your head out your arse jabronies!

What’s the score on this Cesaro Vs Sheamus thing? Answers on a p – actually f**k that – I have something better than that to talk about – this goes out to anyone in the area! A signing with friend of the STC – Ric Flair N!&&@!

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Say word? The winner out of this best of 7 series gets a future title shot? Good luck to them both, doesn’t matter to me! I’m still not watching this sh!t!

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Fans – friendly reminder – especially you UK fans – quit complaining about the frequent adverts while RAW is on. I know it’s frustrating as hell, but unless you air your grievance to USA Network, nothing will be done!

Massive respect to WWE putting together a package for Mr Fuji… he was so TEEF back in the day!

Aaah sh!t – the sexy @$$ Stephanie is out here to sort out this situation with Brock Lesnar…word is she fined him just $500! There was a parody ‘go fund me’ campaign to help Brock Lesnar pay off the fine!!!!

Now the crowd might be chanting ECW, oh sh!t they are chanting CM Punk! Wait – are we in Chicago? Why don’t they chant ‘F**k her right in the pu$$y’????

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Has Heyman got one up on Stephanie? She reluctantly accepted an apology, and left the ring… what happened to the defiant slap in the face? I’m not too sure why, but Heyman used a lot of big words – Harvard University style and said something about the ‘Board of Directors’… and it had Stephanie shook… but Heyman throwing dollar bills at Stephanie like she’s a stripper was comedy gold!

While Darren Young tackles Titus O’Neill (ahem…) I wanna introduce to you my latest lust interest… I don’t know what it is about this woman but I would tear her @$$ up!

jenny

Her name is Jenny Scordamaglia people… she’s on a channel called Miami TV…Youtube her @$$. She is the luckiest woman on earth – you know why? Because the Infamous Informer is a retired clubber… and had he be out there… it would be CURTAINS for Jenny Scordamaglia!

If you are familiar with the anime film above, that’s Jenny and I’m the demon. GRANT BODY-P!

Aaaaah sh!t it’s gonna go off! The main event! Roman Reigns! Kevin Owens! Seth Rollins! Big Cass! One of these muthaf***az gonna become te World Wrestling Federation Universal Champion!

WAIT! Big Cass – you can’t describe Seth, Kevin & Roman as SAWFT?!!!!!! Have you lost your mind?!!!!!

…AND THEY ARE UNDER WAY! I got my lilt drink, and my double choc biscuits!

Good lord these four are out to steal the show with big boots! mean clotheslines, flying through and over top ropes!

Look at Kevin Owens screaming at Mick & Stephanie like – IT’S MY TITLE! I don’t think Foley is gonna screw you out the title… I mean Foley of all people… he remembers Survivor Series 1998!

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A superman punch followed by a kick to the jaw bone and a frog splash off the top ropes and Big Cass is out the game! I knew he lost his mind!

Roman Reigns – you tryna hit too many superman punches! You not gonna win being so repetitive!

Crowd are loving this! All three men refusing to die!

WAIT A MINUTE! TRIPLE TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!!!!!  He just drop the pedigree on Roman Reigns & Seth Rollins!

KEVIN OWENS! IN SHOCK! BUT HE IS THE NEW! UNDISPUTED, WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION, UNIVERSAL CHAMPION!

BACKSIDE!!! He snatched the belt from Foley and gave it to the prize-fighter! Even Stephanie is in shock! We don’t know what role Triple plays in all this draft business!

Calling it right now – Roman & Seth will combine their force to take out Triple TEEF! What if Triple goes to Smackdown and takes out Ambrose? This will be the trigger to turn Seth face! Seth could win Royal Rumbles and then he truly Redesigns, Rebuilds, and Reclaims his title at WrestleMania 33. REMEMBER I TOLD YA!

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Monday Night Raw #1212, August 15, 2016!!!

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Right… I just come back from London after an epic Tekken tournament, and after RAW last week, I just didn’t have the passion, energy, drive to watch 3 hours of that sh!t. So I’m playing catch up this week. RAW, you got one more chance to convince the viewers that Summerslam is gonna be the sh!t! Big weekend a gwarn with NXT, UFC 202.. so DON’T FAIL ME!

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In other news: I’ll just leave this pic here.

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RAW 1212! Why can’t RAW be as fast paced as Mr Bolt? Well not that fast but you get the idea!

WWF PROPA TINGZ

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Look Rusev, it’s your own fault Roman Reigns crashed your sh!t last week… your segment was wack, it dragged on, now if you celebrated like Edge and Lita did back ten years ago (PG GRANT) – No – Vincent Kennedy said Steph could break the law so I wanted to see Rusev get in Lana’s panties live on RAW!

That’s the Mick Foley I know – that dude who comes out in his judging clothes – not that guy in a stupid @$$ suit!

WHOA! That sexy @$$ Stephanie defending Mick Foley? Er..stay close to your loved ones folks!

Roman Reigns realised the women (or his wife) don’t like the ruff beard he had going on! He sends his apologies to you women, and sends apologies to Rusev for finding his wife on redtube! STC’S Edmond Mulhall knows all about that don’t you Ed? He knows where all the naked videos of Taryn Terell is at!!! DUTTY BWOY!

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Rusev just called Roman a greasy pig?!!! I don’t know about you guys but who looks more like a greasy pig out of the two? If you say Roman – YOU ARE THE PROBLEM! Go and play Pokémon on your phone like a good little boy go on…!!!

Rusev gonna defend his woman! AND RIGHTFULLY SO! NO ONE disses my woman and lives!!!

Cesaro and Sheamus will compete in a best of 7 series starting from the Summerslam joint! I don’t know about this… this was superb with Chris Benoit & Booker-T, but this? I seen them fight twice already and I’m bored with their @$$£$…

WTF is that? A female Doink? Even my Nia Jax looks confused! Nia, dispose of this fool!

These Bullet Club mans are giving me joke! Ringpostitis?!!! Can they find a cure for this wrestling cancer too?

They have an unhealthy interest in breaking the balls of the New Day… I GET IT! It’s because The New Day get all the sexy gyal on their UpUpDownDown Show! AWW! I SEE NOW!

Jon Bon JeriKO? I love Enzo & Cass but they better be careful who they dealing with! One man who powerbombed MGK to the depths of hell where he belongs and the other – who gives women the gift and makes them drink it in!!!

Hold up – Jericho running away from Big Cass? That’s uncharacteristic surely!!! He must be wukkin brain!

Oh it’s that good old-school heel technique of running around the ring and then the fan favourite running into an enemy attack – only this time Big Cass dropped a clothesline on Kevin Owens!

Damn Roman! Who boxed you in your eye? Was it STC’S Stephen Cooper? Is that why he’s in hiding now? Because the women want your blood?

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Look here! Titus and Darren Young fighting like a well oiled unit!!! OH WAIT – PAUSE!

I guess there was mis-communication between Titus & Darren… Titus doesn’t want to be great again!

Shining Stars pick up the win but I don’t see the crowd clapping or anything! They just sitting there like – NEXT! See I told you jabronies this was gonna happen if you brought the brand extension back – but as usual, I’m just the Infamous Informer – I don’t know anything do I?

I understand the wrestling concept of ‘making an impact’ and have all eyes ears and voices on you… but Heath Slater… er… going after Brock Lesnar? That’s like DDP going after The Undertaker’s then-wife – Sara! Undertaker f**ed him up so bad, the next time we saw DDP – he’s practicing yoga to heal his wounds!

OH MY GOD – Heath interrupted Heyman??? then Brock took the mic to speak???? Get my black suit please we may have a funeral to attend here…

Heath is thinking of his kids!

“I got kids too, come on in here. I feel you, let’s talk about your kids…I don’t give a sh!t about your kids!” OH MY DAYS THAT’S THE LINE OF THE NIGHT! GIVE THAT BEAST AN AWARD!

Heath he disrespected your kids! You gotta defend your honor – BOX HIM! It might be like Will Smith boxed ‘Mad Dog’ but you would die for your kids right?

OH NO! HEATH SLATER IS NOW IN SUPLEX CITY!!!! Was it worth it? I hear the Rage of Sparta music in the background! 911 CALLING!!!! GRANT BODY P

F5 TO SLATER – BLAOW!!!!! Ok how does this suit look on your boy? I think I’m ready to pay my respects to Heath Slater now…

You mean to tell me that while Charlotte & Dana were chatting backstage the guy in the background was reading newspaper like nothing happened? He must be cumse-cumsa surely!

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Look at Seth Rollins breathing in the fresh air… DON’T GIVE ME JOKE!

Look at him looking for the ‘demon king’ like he’s looking for his dog named Kirby!

Instead of picking up that kriss gyal, Seth finds Neville! Who warns him – you don’t f**k with Finn Balor the demon! HIM NAH READY!

Oh no – not Jon Stewart at Summerslam again??? Who let him in the door? Foley you sir are slippin! You mean to tell me that’s the best you can do? You couldn’t get Method Man up in there?

Method man Summerslam

BLOODY USELESS YOU ARE FOLEY! USELESS I SAY!

Stephanie & Mick seem to get along really well! Better him than me – I would be so tempted to ask her if I can get some p-

MICHAEL EARL GRANT!!!!

Alright I’ll behave!

Whoa-Whoa-Whoa – PAUSE – DID I HEAR RIGHT? Beyoncé & Jiggaman gonna be at the Brooklyn party when Sasha retains her women’s title! Yo over here Sasha! This man needs an invitation!

Talking of invitations., Charlotte invites Sasha to the ring… but that dastardly Dana Brooke – TEEF!!! Now the dutty gyal of the game got Sasha in the figure 8!

Look at Dana Brooke getting in there and putting her boots into Sasha chest! Taking her boss glasses and braking them in half! Oh boy when Sasha catches up with her she gonna be in deep…. doo-doo!!!

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I don’t speak about The Golden Truth that much, but if the Bullet Club take R-Truth and give him Ringpostitis then I fear that these Bullet Club mans have a problem with us brothers… #BlackBallsMatter

NO WAY! The New Day rushed the Bullet Club! Luke Gallows was gonna have his balls broken by Francesca! Oh the humility! With that right there… I just done the knowledge… this is a feud. It’s not over at Summerslams….

It’s really good to see Xavier Woods step up his aggression game too… very impressed since the Wyatts had him shook!

Watching the demon king/Seth Rollins segment, my flatmate was ‘disgusted’ of the devilishment of Finn Balor! So instead of me spreading my arms in unison in the entrance, I found myself laughing! My flatmate was like – ‘Dexter – put him on the table!’

But I heard about the stupid fan who jumped in and tried to big up his chest against Seth and Seth pitch him one side! I don’t wish death on nobody but that muthaf**in top flight security should have tasered his dumb @$$ just like they did that ex Aston Villa footballer.. may he R.I.P.

Rusev! Now fighting for his girl’s honor! Hey Rusev – keep it in the family right? I mean… The Rock claims he’s been up there!!!

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Rusev applies the accolade super move! Will Reigns tap? Or will Rusev bend his back out? (yeah I know… doesn’t sound right!) That’s wrestling for ya!

Reigns reaches the ropes! Reigns got nothing to lose though! Reigns hits the spear on Rusev – BLAOW!!! Rusev is lucky the title is on the line – but that’s the guy Lana loves?

MORAL OF THE STORY – Fighting for honor don’t mean sh!t in the World Wrestling Federation! ONLY TITLES COUNT! Fighter’s pride how dull!

From what I see on YouTube, RAW was almost as dragging as last week… take Brock away, take the Rollins segment away, RAW was wack… don’t get me wrong, I got some joke out of it, it’s what I do! But imagine sitting through it… good lord!

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Monday Night Raw #1209, July 25, 2016!!!

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…And STILL!!! WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION CHAMPION, DEAN AMBROSE!

I was wondering why the internet was so quiet, but I’m glad you guys finally got your Shield orgy… CAN WE MOVE ALONG NOW PLEASE?

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In other news… I’m still without internet, (Or electric or food for that matter) so this blog is based on the highlights of RAW… so I warn you now, eating a snickers WILL NOT MAKE ME FEEL BETTER!

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When in doubt, blame Reigns…. look at his face – he looks like he wants to hit a superman punch in Stephanie’s mouth! That’s why there’s no champion on RAW folks! Seriously Roman Reigns I have a new theme song for you… I’ll unleash it later…

BACKSIDE! So there’s two Fatal4Way matches. winner faces each other in the main event on RAW, winner of that faces Seth Rollins at Summerslam for the Universal Championship? Wait – that means Seth can go out and play Pokemon Go while these guys battle it out?

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Trust me – if Roman Reigns came down to this… He’d get over ONE TIME!

FOR REAL? They gonna put on my girl Nia Jax now? YES! Oh lawd she just shown that poor girl how to do it… When that turkey thigh of Nia’s lands on your t!tt!£$ there should be a Mortal Kombat X-ray effect word up!

FATAL4WAY JUMP OFF! Cesaro VS Finn Balor Vs Kevin Owens Vs Rusev!

WORD!!!! Rusev positions himself underneath Balor & Owens, turns a superplex into a massive powerbomb off the top! Cesaro, Balor and Owens mash-up!

In the end, Balor hits the Coup de grace on Rusev! Spread your arms out people – Balor advances!

Second FATAL4WAY JUMP OFF! Roman Reigns Vs Sami Zayn Vs Chris Jericho Vs Sheamus!

See this is why I can NEVER boo Roman Reigns and why I keep it 100… doing that Undertaker like move over the top ropes crashing on Sheamus, Zayn and Jericho, it just tells me that YOU ARE THE PROBLEM. All Y’all are sheep, gotta catch Pokémon zombies!

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Y2J Hoping to give Reigns the gift of Jericho and drink it in, dashes for him – Reigns jumps over him showing great agility, comes off the ropes – spear – BLAOW!!!! Reigns advances! Haters shut the f**k up!

Thank god those stupid outcasts are no more… they were my bathroom break word up! Enter Mr irrelevant – Curtis Axel… yep that sounds about right – mash him up Neville!

He calls himself that because he was the last pick in the draft… if it is any consolation Curtis your friend Heath Slater is still sitting there in the draft room waiting to be picked!

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Look at the state of his eye god dayuuuuuum! That must have been a mean uppercut from DEEBO!

“NEGATIVITY WON’T AFFECT US, CLAP ‘CAUSE IT’S INFECTIOUS…” – The New Day

Well THE GRANT SAYS Xavier you did look kinda shook from the Wyatts! But hey, I’ll play along… New Day longest reigning tag team champions! it’s a celebration! B!TCHES – Show the New Day your t!tt!£$!

OH MY DAYS they added the clip with Triple & Stephanie twerking! DON’T GIVE ME JOKE!

WHO WANTS TO BE AN HONORARY MEMBER OF THE NEW DAY? As much as I love them, it’s not gonna be The Infamous Informer you know why? The Infamous Informer is a man of pride, and the Infamous Informer does not TWERK!

(he will whine up against a kriss gyal and make the wallpaper strip though….)

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OH NO!!!! The Bullet Club have come for the New Day or more so, their W….W….E… WORLD…. TAG…. TEAM… CHAMPIONSHIPS!

They hit the Magic Killer on BIG E – BLAOW!!!!

Now it’s just hit me what could possibly happen… but I gotta see how SmackDown plays out first…

NO NOT THE HONORARY NEW DAY MEMBER!!!! LEAVE HIM ALONE! HE DID NOTHING TO YOU! See this is the part where Jim Ross would normally go off on one! Because that man has a family who loves him!

They spat in the New Day shirts And threw them at the dude! DISRESPECT! If that was me I would have jumped over the barricade and throwing lefts and rights! I KNOW WING CHUN IP MAN KUNG FU!

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What has Braun Strowman done to his headtop? And when did local competitors from WWE LIVEWIRE get drafted on RAW? Answers on a postcard please! Tweet me at @MZATheInfamous!

Yo WWE – I heard Enzo & Cass quoted my boys (Wu-Tang) in their promo again this week! So why you showing me highlights of their match with the Shining Stars? Their highlights are the promos they drop! FIX UP!!!!!!

Charlotte must defend her title against Sasha Banks! A lot sooner than I imagined! I was hoping for a Summerslam jump off!

With the Universal Championship about to jump off, are we gonna have the same for the tag titles and women’s championship on Smackdown?

OH SNAP! Charlotte with the women’s title in Sasha’s face like ‘ you will never have this!’ Sasha kicked it out her hand and rushed her.. LIKE A BOSS!GRANT BODY PHENOM

Sasha using the Eddie Guererro LIE CHEAT & STEAL TECHNIQUE! She threw the belt at Dana, Sasha throws herself on the floor like she got clocked in the head with the belt, the referee throws Dana out the building!!!! Sasha killin the full set of teet!!!

UNBELIVABLE! Charlotte jumps off top ropes, reverse moonsault and takes Sasha down!

Wait a minute, Charlotte goes for the cover… on the outside? This isn’t falls count anywhere is it? If not – why you IWC fools not clowning her like you did Cameron when she pinned Naomi’s t!tt!£$ on the mat????

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OH SNAP! SASHA GOT THE BANK STATEMENT SUPER MOVE ON CHARLOTTE! It’s curtains for her now!!!!

SASHA BANKS – NEW WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION WOMEN’S CHAMPION!!!!

Roman Reigns Vs Finn Balor! Winner faces Seth Rollins at Summerslam!

Roman starts the match off aggressively here, throws Balor around the ring like a rag doll! Clubbing him in the corner! What a vicious, violent side to Roman Reigns here!

Finn Balor is playing counter technique! He has to out manuever the big man!

Reigns going for the Razor’s Edge Powerbomb but gets countered into a pinning predicament!

GOOD LORD! Reigns counters into one powerbomb, still holding on into a sit-down powerbomb! THIS IS THE MAN YOU BOO??? I PITY YOU… SERIOUSLY!

Balor kicks out and Reigns is smiling about it!!! There’s plenty of fight left in the kid!

Balor gaining momentum! Jumps off top ropes – hits the coup de grace – BLAOW!!!

1,2 AND….. BUMBACLART!!!! FINN BALOR IS GOING TO SUMMERSLAM! Where’s the Summerslam logo so he can point to it?!!!!!! And it was his birthday too! Imagine all that on his debut in the main roster!

SPREAD YOUR ARMS PEOPLE! THIS IS HUGE! Just when the IWC were jerking off from the Shield orgy from Battleground, they must have blasted their semen with this one! ONE MUTHAF***A DON’T LIKE IT – VINCE RUSSO… Just wait til STC FROM THE UK on BDSIR NETWORK THIS WEEKEND… I’m gonna BURN HIS SOUL LIKE ETHER!!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1203, June 12, 2016!!!

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It’s showtime!

She ain’t got no Money In The Bank
She be walkin round actin all stank
Now she at the party lookin at me
Hopin she could get saved by me
I’m lookin at her like I ain’t tryin to save that girl (NO SIR!!!!)
I ain’t tryin to save that girl (NO SIR!!!)
I ain’t tryin to save that girl
She got her hand open like I’m finna pay that girl!

In other news, Insane Championship Wrestling is coming to Smack Talk Centre’s home town of Wolverhampton Nov 4… well THE GRANT SAYS HE’S NEVER GOING! Y’all can enjoy yourselves…I don’t support that narstyness, one man take out his tings and put it in next man face and jerk it at the crowd, me nah pay mi munny to see a man privates! NO SAH!

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RAW #1203! It’s about that time again people! THE RAW BEFORE MUNNY INNAH BANK! I GOT MY PEANUTS AND ICE CREAM… LET’S DO THIS SH!T!!!

It’s been called the biggest Money In The Bank this year???? I know they have to hype it up but that’s huge! Considering how the 2011 one was built up! It was like WWE was facing an apocalypse!

WWF PROPA TINGZThe New Day might be an addict for sneakers but I’m not so sure they can run through Enzo & Cass, the Vaudevillians and the Bullet Club so easy!

This is what we came to see! The New Day in a verbal sword skills contest against Enzo & Cass!

Enzo can’t talk about ‘Francesca’ like that???? She ain’t a slut like Stephanie????? Did someone throw the PG rating out the window?

I find it amusing how the Vaudevillians claim they are ‘quite manly’ when their wrestling attire looks too tight….!!

Did I just hear the bullet club be branded ‘SAWFT’???? I think I did! Do these guys know who they are talking to? They put the Japanese wrestlers on notice!

The New Day… 295 days as World Wrestling Federation tag team champions! They hang on another month, and they beat the record of Brian Kendrick & Paul London! With that said, I’m backing New Day ALL THE WAY  at the Munny Innah Bank!

Sometimes it shows that too much clowning doesn’t win you matches… Bullet Club – the only serious tag team, hit Kingston with the Magic Killer – BLAOW! BALL GAME!

This week! In the Ambrose Asylum – Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns! The Shield reunited! Well sort of… this segment right here could tell the story!

Now some of you wrestling fools actually made a meme and it looked like this:

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See this is why you fans are NOT GOOD BOOKERS. You are NOT GOOD BUSINESS PEOPLE. Seth & Roman are in a feud currently for the World Wrestling Federation Championship this Sunday with Deano possibly in the middle. So how the f**k are the Shield on the same page? A match of this magnitude should be saved for a Summerslam or more likely Survivor Series…USE YOUR BRAAAAAAAAINNN!!!!

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Oh HELL NO! What is Ka- er I mean Glenn doing in his Sunday School trousers???? Actually he gave me joke – he gave Shane a letter of recommendation from The Undertaker????!!!! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH NOW THAT’S FUNNY!

Oh dear! Rusev with an ambush attack on Titus! He’s tryna take Titus out the game early! He put the belt in Titus face like ‘you never gonna get this sh!t!’ THAT’S how to build a US Title match!

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Ok let’s reunite The Shield!!!! Er… sort of!

Looks like Seth is not such a party pooper after all! He brought up all the good times! Got the crowd chanting Boo-tista, all sorts of sh!t!

Seth is giving Roman props! Why can’t you fans give him props! And Seth keeps it 100!

Great comeback promo by Roman!!!! You still not gonna give him props?

Even Deano just hit them with the warning! He could cash in his cheque and beat the both of em! He just hit the Dirty Deeds on Roman – BLAOW! Your dream match could well happen this Sunday at the Munny Innah Bank! It ain’t my dream match… my dream match happened April 1, 2012 in Miami FLORIDA! And it involved a special referee, a Cell and a man I hated in the attitude era and a man who is and always will ne the don of DONS!

GRANT BODY-P!

More flirting between Deano & Stephanie!!!! If anything happens… Renee Young… you know where to find me! On di twitter! @MZATheInfamous!

Question – if Paige keeps yelling ‘THIS IS MY HOUSE!’, does she pay the rent on that wrestling ring? Answers On A Postcard please!

OH SNAP!!!! Paige just pinned Charlotte! Right after Dana Brooke threw Charlotte’s fine self back in the ring! Get Paige a title match against Charlotte on Smackdown and make Paige lose! I wanna see Charlotte break the record of 301 days damnit! Then, I’ll long d!ck her, and break her ovaries!

GRANT BODY-P!

MUNNY INNAH BANK JUMP OFF MATCH! Sheamus Vs Apollo Crews! But Sheamus, kick down Wack Ryder’s teeth so far down his throat that Wack Ryder can’t say WOO WOO WOO any more!

Apollo Crews just rushed Sheamus!!!! He went in and beat out his blodclart!

Good lord what a counter technique into a sunset flip pin by Zayn! Even Cesaro wasn’t ready for that sh!t! Now to those who say wrestling is ‘dying’, get out the attitude era and shut the f**k up! In fact go to your room! Go and watch E3 or something…

GRANT BODY-P!!!

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FOR REAL???? This match is 15 years in the making? THE WWE GUY VS THE TNA GUY! It’s a contract signing!!! WrestleMania quality according to Mike Cole! Yeah man forget Las Vegas, let’s go back to Dallas Texas! Fill that muthaf***a up to 100,000+ again! Let’s do this WrestleMania 32.5 sh!t!!! Cena mentioning all other promotions where Styles won more than 15 championships! All we need is Undertaker! Brock Lesnar! Triple TEEF! The Rock! Goldberg!

Oh snap! There are two contracts… if AJ Styles signs the one with The Club at ringside… but he would be a member of the B!TCH CLUB! Cena you outta order & bright!

WHOA! AJ STYLES claims he would have been the man if he was in the WWE 15 years ago! I’m not so sure AJ because that dirty Triple Teef was the champ with Evolution! You probably would have been on Smackdown or something! You gotta keep it real yo!

Check it out! If Kevin Owens and Bertie cannot co-exist, then the Lucha Dragons would take their place in the munny innah bank ladder match! Oh well Lucha fans, you can have hope right?

Hang on – Kevin Owens was gonna walk out the match? I thought he wanted the briefcase? every week he’s like – That’s MY CONTRACT!

So hold on… Zayn is on commentary, Kevin Owens wants in, Bertie finds himself as timekeeper, so does that make Cesaro the special guest referee for this Deano vs Jericho match?

Nope – he gonna be the ring announcer… No Shane!!!! Referee would have been so much better!

Looks like Glenn is out of the running to run Smackdown as well… I don’t know why Shane didn’t put the testicle incident behind him – he’s a proud father of three isn’t he???

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Kevin Owens chatting a bit too much, and Deano slaps the headphones off Owens headtop!

We knew ruckus would break loose, but Cesaro is a joker isn’t he? fighting in his good suit and dark glasses like his name is Agent Smith!

Meanwhile Jericho climbs the ladder and claims the briefcase! Problem is, it was on RAW… YOU STUPID IDIOT!

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Monday Night Raw #1200, May 23, 2016!!!

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT TO ROMAN REIGNS HATERS: Put your hand in your pocket. Pull out your wallet and open it up. See your wrestling card next to your bank card? Take it out and give it to me. YOU ARE A F**K!N FOOL – OK! Roman Reigns and AJ Styles put on a war. The Miz steps up his game against Sami Zayn, Kevin Owens & Cesaro. Dana Brooke combines her force with Charlotte. The Bullet Club brukk up the Usos. Jericho calls you fans ‘stupid idiots’ after finds himself in a bed of thumb tacks, Rusev near broke Kalisto in half. Seth Rollins has come back for his championship belt. And there you are STILL COMPLAINING. F**k out my face like Man Utd said to Van Gaal!

GRANT BODY-P!

In other news, I shed no tears. Since both Cody and Adam Rose asked for their releases, I wish them well, as I won’t miss them, I might miss Eden though… just a little bit…

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RAW #1200! As we enter the forbidden battle that is finally about to unfold after 3 years on the making… Roman Reigns Vs Seth Rollins!

LET’S START THIS SH!T BALTIMORE! SETH ROLLINS IN THE HIZ-HOUSE!

Uh-oh he has a point! You muthaf***az were cussing out Rollins while he was champion… called him wWWF PROPA TINGZeak, a coward, hiding behind the authority… but you missed him right? If Seth switches on you… OH SH!T HE HAS!!!! All your fan mail got set on fire! See that’s what happens when you don’t keep it real jabronies! The Infamous Informer is the realest ninja alive, THAT’S OFFICIAL!

Here’s my dude  Roman Reigns!!! he didn’t say a rarse and now Shane is here! At least let me eat my peanuts yo!

THE HOT MONEY IN THE BANK JUMP OFF! Roman Reigns the champion! Seth Rollins the challenger, WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

MUNNY INNAH BANK QUALIFYING JUMP OFF! Sami Zayn vs Sheamus… one of them gonna be in the match… I love Sheamus but Sami Zayn – your time now!

The Brogue kick is NO MATCH for the Helluva kick!!! Sami advances!!! Sheamus is in the dustbin this year!

For real Sheamus? You just gonna beat on my dude Apollo Uhaa  for no reason? you have an iron clad respect from me but you don’t beat on my dude! But wait – didn’t I say that Crews & Sheamus would clash a few weeks ago??? I suggest you check out my past blogs on Cage Amateurs UK or on Fox Sports 1340am!

Er New Day…. it’s not RAW’s birthday… I mean, we celebrating 1200 episodes I understand that… but RAW’s birthday is the same as the Infamous Informer’s birthday – January 11!!!! I turned 13 that day RAW started! Do your googles wrestling fans!

I AM THE REALEST NINJA ALIVE THAT’S OFFICIAL!

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…and then there were three!!! I predicted at least one of those Social Outcast muthaf***az would be fired!!!

OH NO! They got Heath Slater’s b!tch @$$ with the birthday cake!!! That’s what he gets for trying to ruin sh!t for the New Day!

MUNNY INNAH BANK QUALIFYING JUMP OFF! The Miz with his annoying @$$, vs Cesaro!!! Maryse stop your noise and get this d!ck in your mouth!!

GRANT BODY-P!

The Miz getting uppercutted in his jaw bone from pillar to post! FROM PILLAR TO POST!!! That’s it Cesaro – KILL HIM!!!!

Cesaro is killing Miz with so much uppercuts, that Maryse may have to sing that tune by  Obie Trice – you gotta have some teeth!

Ceasro qualifies! I should bloody think so after all those uppercuts! Hey – anybody seen Obie Trice? Real name no gimmicks??? ANSWERS ON A POSTCARD PLEASE!!! TWEET ME @MZATheInfamous!

Seth – I don’t blame you for wanting to hug Stephanie!!! The girl was in my dreams last week though did I tell you? She was all up on me, feeling on The Grant’s Strudel… she and Eva Marie??? I still haven’t figured out what that dream meant… it will manifest soon I’m sure of it!

MUNNY INNAH BANK QUALIFYING JUMP OFF! You mean to tell me Apollo Crews is still out here smiling and sh!t after he got ambushed by Sheamus for no reason?? Come on WWE come better than this! Anyway I would like to see Crews win but I’d rather Jericho get through so that Crews can mash-up Sheamus… in other words…

WHOEVER LOSES… I WIN!!!

Excellent – Jericho hit the Codebreaker super move on Crews… now Crews can deal with Sheamus!

Ketch Sheamus watching the match! He likes that sh!t!

AAAAH SHEEEEEEEET!!! Now THAT’S A RETURN!!! F**K ROLLINS – It’s all about Enzo Amore!!! HOW YOU DOIN MY G???!!!

While Big Cass puts the beats on Bubba Ray Dudley… here’s a pic of Eden… FOR NO REASON!

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Dana Brooke got t!tt!£$, Charlotte got legs… and there is that dastardly Ric Flair! This is what I’ve come to see! Where’s my ice cream???!!!

Sorry Dana, you can’t walk down the ramp in those heels! I figured it out what is so sexually

appealing about Charlotte! I have a thing about tall women.. I always have… and I’m 6 ft 3!

How is the crowd gonna chant ‘boring’ to Ric Flair??? So disrespectful!GRANT BODY PHENOM

WHOA!!!! Charlotte turned on her father???? I get it – it was
YOU who said Charlotte is too much like her father and they should split up… unbelievable! Ric Flair is crying and sh!t! She just said – “you are dead to me” to Ric Flair! I’m not sure I can continue this blog! Even Charlotte has joined the Flair Files! THIS IS ALL SHAD’S FAULT!!!

MUNNY INNAH BANK QUALIFYING JUMP OFF! Deano vs Ziggler! Deano all the way here!

So the storyline goes that Corbin is all about ruckus, and he’s not down with the technical wrestling matches… Ziggler wants to show him the beauty of a technical wrestling match… sounds like jabs and right hooks at the IWC if you ask me!

Ambrose advances to the MITB! Talking of the IWC… their dream could be realised as all three former Shield members could all collide… personally I think it’s corny but hey, whatever makes you happy right?

THEY DON’T WANT NONE!!! I think Kevin Owens wants some! MUNNY INNAH BANK QUALIFYING JUMP OFF!

AJ Styles gives Roman props!!! I bet you don’t like that right? Well you haven’t been in the ring with him – so SHUT THE F**K UP!

Sheeeet…. The Bullet Club is done too??? Styles is gonna do him and Gallows & Anderson gonna do them? Ok this has changed everything!!! Hey Wardle – we need to chat!

Oh my days that was brilliant! Mike Cole doing his job and Kevin Owens is like “Shut up Cole I can hear you!!!!”

The first powerbomb onto the steel steps may have sealed Styles fate… because the second pop up powerbomb got Owens into the MITB match! 5 guys in! 2 slots to fill! Who is going in! best tune into Smackdown!

Well you guys can… I got better things to do than watching wrestling all blodclart day!

SALUTE. GRANT BODY-P!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1169, October 19, 2015!!!

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“AIN’T NO STOPPING ONCE THE GUNS GET TO POPPIN, BY THE TIME YOU REACT YOUR BODY’S DROPPIN, BLEEDING, COUGHING, SOMEBODY NEED A COFFIN, AND THAT’S A DAMN SHAME!” (Bishop Lamont, Shoot Em Up, 2015)

I don’t usually promote gun violence in Hip Hop, but this is the tune that explains the situation! Roman Reigns throwing superman punches like a shot-gun – BLAOW! Wyatt dropping that Sister Abigail on muthaf***az – BLAOW! Brock Lesnar throwing those suplexes on the canvas hear the back and neck go BLAOW! The Undertaker, Hit ’em with the Tombstone BLAOW!!!

It’s Hell In A Cell on Sunday people! SOMEBODY NEED A COFFIN! AND THAT’S A DAMN SHAME! RAW #1169! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZI had a bit of a power nap earlier… I might just check that Austin Podcast with BRRROCCK LESSNAR afterwards! Ric Flair, Shawn Mike, Undertaker, all in effect! OH SH!T IT’S GOING DOWN!

THE GLASS SMASH!!! AUSTIN IS HERE!!!!! You know what that means??? Some muthaf***a is gonna get STUNNERED!!! Where’s Vincent Kennedy??? Get out here so you can stunnered! I don’t care if you 70!

If you’re ready for WrestleMania 32, give me a hell yeah!!! Wait a minute, Austin promoting the spectacle! Now he’s introducing the Don of DONS to the stage!! AAAAAH SH!!!!T!!! IT’S. ABOUT. TO. GO. DOWN!!!

Undertaker says ONE SENTENCE….

OH SH!T – The guitar rift!!!! BRROOOCCK LESSSNAR!!!! Ok Undertaker – Hit the pyro on Brock! DO IT!!!

HERE WE GO!!!!! Undertaker got NOTHING TO LOSE!!!! LET’S DO THIS RIGHT NOW!!!

WAIT! Lesnar takes a U-Turn under Heyman’s jurisdiction!!!! FANS! This is NO HEEL/FACE THING! Do not ask such foolishness! It’s BROCK LESNAR! IT’S THE UNDERTAKER! I was looking for the pyro… but alas… I don’t think that sh1t scares Brock anyway! It might scare Heyman though… GOD DAMNIT these two should have been on RAW to do all this kinda sh!t in the weeks leading up!

It’s sing along with John Cena! JOHN CENA SUUUUUUUCCCKS! JOHN CENA SUUUUUUUUCCCCKS! Who’s gonna answer the US Open Challenge? The Symbol of Excellence?

What? 6 man tag? Cena & The Dudleys Vs The New Day! I can ride to this! FEEEEEEL DA POWWWWA!!!!

I’m not feeling The New Day T-Shirt they brought out though… it’s on some cartoony sh!t with some pony on a rainbow sh!t… NO SAH!!! THAT AIN’T RIGHT!

You can look at it on wweshop.com… I’m not displaying it here!!!

NO WAY! NEW DAY ROCKS! They did it again!!!

HANG ON – NO!!!! NOT THE TABLES!!! DON’T DO THIS!!!! BIG E! KOFI! HELP HIM!

NO NO NO NO NO!! – BLAOW!!! XAVIER DEAD NOW! Another table destroyed, our children deprived of another table to do their education…. excuse me… I gotta have a moment…

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Holy god… my girls are on!!! Now Team BAD, you saw what your backstage rivals New Day did, now I want you sexy three to do the same!

F****************K!!!!! Those accursed Bellas! But Wrestling Is storyline, Sasha hasn’t been pinned or submitted, Nikki advances to her match with Charlotte at the cell… That’s ok! I promise not to tweet my displeasure on twitter like some other people do… I’m still #NaoMob ain’t nothing changed!

By the way – Follow me on the tweeter @MZATheInfamous! LADIES! If you look good, I’ll follow you back. Hip Hop artists! I’ll follow you back too. But LADIES! If you are ugly, if rappers send me trap music….or if my EX tries to follow me like she did recently… ME BLOCK YUH!!!

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True story – my EX found me on twitter and told me she finished with her man who she dissed me for, then she kinda made that assumption about your boy – The Infamous Informer, Wolverhampton’s Last Outlaw, being married with children like Al Bundy… I was like nope, not married, but not single either! She unfollowed me from twitter after that…

GRANT BODY – P!

My stream is F**K!NG up – and I am getting agitated with this sh!t – I have no Idea what the f**k HBK and Seth Rollins is talking about, something about people calling themselves the 2.0. of someone great, and I agree – you muthaf***az want people like Seth and Ziggler to be the ‘next HBK’, you wanted CM Princess Peach B!tch to be the ‘next Austin’ you want Wyatt to be the ‘next Undertaker’… F**KOUTTAHERE WITH THAT BULLSH!T! I don’t want no muthaf***a to try to be the Grant Body-P 2.0.??!!! Unless he’s my nephew?!!!

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While Seth Rollins fights the Ryback, it’s worth noting that ‘Corporate’ Kane has been suspended after ‘Demon Kane’ came through last week and chokeslammed everybody!

It’s also worth noting that Seth Rollins has now been WWE Champion for over 200 days… shout out to Spotface from Perfect Plex/SoulnSports Radio on Fox Sports 1340am Hopewell – I heard him once say Seth Rollins gonna hold the title by WrestleMania and DEFEND IT SUCCESSFULLY…
Word on the street is The Wyatt man dem got Randall and brukk him up… I bet the International Wrestling Fanbase know what REALLY happened… Dean Ambrose gonna go it alone against them on RAW…

Nice referee outfit Summer Rae…. let’s get a pic of that emblazoned up on here!

Summer Rae refereeLet’s hope Referee Tonya Stevens doesn’t see this… I will get in BIG TROUBLE!!!

Good 6-man contest between Rusev, Barrett & Sheamus Vs Neville, Dolph and Cesaro… skills galore and they not on the Hell In a Cell card… well that’s not for me to complain, that’s for YOU!!! I’ve already got Brock Vs Undertaker… and Seth Vs Kane so I’m GOOD! Hold on – and Roman Vs Wyatt! Me bless!

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OHHHH NO!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!! RIC FLAIR N!&&@!!!!

I am having such a nightmare with this stream – why is it that every time someone like Austin, Undertaker, Ric Flair, someone like that comes on, the stream has to f**k up… now I have no idea what Ric Flair said… next thing I know Roman Reigns is calling the Wyatts PU$$Y, has set two chairs out for him and Wyatt to sit and chat…. probably about what happened on Hollyoaks this week.. YO – Have you been watching that sh!t?? I should be writing a blog on that – Hold up – Eric Rowan is back? Now there’s 4 of these muthaf***az? I can feel the Survivor Series coming!

WTF????? Reigns & Ambrose about to fight the Wyatts, guess who is about to join the fight???? SETH ROLLINS??? LET THE WANK FEST BEGIN!!! THE SHIELD ARE BACK! THE SHIELD ARE BACK! THIS IS AWESOME!

F**KOUTTAHERE!

Charlotte about to fight Brie and make an example out of her… BREAK HER LEGS CHARLOTTE!

Look at that ungrateful brat Paige watching from the back… can’t Team BAD brukk her up or something for no reason??? I really WWE2K16 GRANT BODY -P!can’t stand her!  They lucky I’m not on the creative team! Team BAD would be killing it like New Day, that’s my word!

Hold on – how long Charlotte had the belt now? Was that 28 days??? Great work Charlotte! On day at a time!

I like Brie’s new fighting attire… nice… Brie uses Danny Bryan’s move set, no one says sh!t, but you wanna complain about Charlotte acting like her father, who has her father’s blessing… WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE??? Little jabroni – SHUDDUP!!!

GRANT BODY – P!

Paige tells Renée a.k.a. Sally Jesse Raphael that she wants to put this ugliness behind her… NEWSFLASH! How you gonna do that Paige when YOU ARE UGLY??? The first thing you must change is YOU… It’s TRUUUUUUUUE!

GRANT BODY – P!

Sorry Mark Henry – you’re my dude, I understand you’re jobbing for the talent now, but Kevin Owens too good for you rude boy!

Pop-up powerbomb to Mark Henry – BLAOW!!!! Uh-Oh Ryback yuh goose c-

WHAT??? Ryback showing Kevin Owens that I can do a powerbomb too MUTHAF***A!!! BLAOW!!! AAAH SH!T! Just when I thought I had the prediction, WWE changes the scenario!

Well WWE always said… CARD SUBJECT TO CHANGE… now we got a John Cena Open Challenge at the PPV, plus the kick off show has changed to a 6 man jump off between the guys we saw earlier… Neville/Ziggler/Cesaro vs Barrett/Sheamus/Rusev…

Is this really gonna jump off? The Shield Vs The Wyatts??!!!! Crowd chanting THIS IS AWESOME! I’m just waiting for Seth to turn against The Shield again… or my hero Kane to appear…

For real? Seth calling shots???? I’ll start this sh!t!!!! Reigns & Ambrose are like – Gwarn then! If yuh bad!

Rollins is actually putting in work!!!! He’s getting in there throwing lefts and rights!

Thanks a lot stream – now I don’t know how Seth disappeared from the match… probably walked out as usual… all I know is, Ambrose use the Kendo stick, got disqualified, and all ruckus broke loose!!!!

I’m kinda disappointed in some of the segments, I felt Undertaker could have dropped some pyro… either that or ruckus… I have no idea what happened with Ric Flair so tweet me on that, HBK could have kicked own Seth Rollins but that was ok, and my hero Kane could have scared Rollins with some fire pyro or something… with that said… SOMEBODY GONNA END UP IN A COFFIN, AND THAT’S A DAMN SHAME!

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