Smack Talk Centre-Raw
Let me get this right so I can understand this: You got what you wanted, Dean Ambrose Vs Seth Rollins in the Main Event of the PPV… they pay homage to the first two major Hell In A Cell matches, Undertaker Vs Shawn Michaels & Mankind respectively, add their own elements, Bray Wyatt interferes on some crazy sh!t, and y’all still didn’t like that? You wait til I go on STC from the UK – BDSIR Network this weekend…. That’s all I’m saying!
My people Where Is The Love????? I dunno…. F**K!!!
Oh yeah y’all dun made him angry again – RAW #1118! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!
Look at Triple TEEF fixing Glenn’s tie!!! Haha!!!!
Big up yourself Seth Rollins you look a bit mash-up!!! Well done – sell the wounds! I bet Cena don’t sell that sh!t!
I don’t get it – why are you moving on to John Cena, Seth? Explain yourself!
Oh seen he’s booked in a match???!!! Ok cool…. but wait a minute… Mr King of the Vines is here!
DAYUUUM I’ve never seen Randall so BEX!!!!! He wants to f**k up Rollins! Say what Triple? Take the night off? Even Triple can’t handle Randall’s rage! RKO to Rollins – BLAOW!!! Er where’s that cell at? Bring that sh!t down here!!!! Is Seth Rollins that teef that even Randall has to turn face?
Do you consider the tag team titles as the consolation prize after both Mark Henry & Big Show failed to defeat Rusev? The crowd chanting USA…. and Lana’s not there yet? SHUT-TUP!!!
Uh-oh problems brewing again with Henry & Show… if they’re not careful they might break the ring!
OH SNAP!!!! Well we saw it coming to be fair! Mark Henry turned evil against The Big Show! World’s Strongest Slam to the Big Show – BLAOW!!!! Do it twice – BLAOW!!!! Three Times – BLAOW!!! run up – World’s Strongest Splash – BLAOW!!! THAT’S WHAT I DO!!!! Where’s my Mark Henry shirt – I’m wearing that with pride rude boy!!!!
Oh man, another wants to f**k up Seth Rollins – my ninja Roman Reigns! well so much for me hoping for Roman Reigns vs Triple Teef…. that has completely derailed now!
I hope AJ Lee has kept it moving from Paige… I’m not impressed that there wasn’t any stipulations along the way…. oh goddamnit Paige is at ringside… NO San Antonio chanting for… oh no they have come to their senses…. Let’s go AJ! That’s what I like to hear!
Paige how are you gonna turn Alicia into a punk rock chick??? I have it on great authority that Alicia loves her Tinashe! Some Jhene Aiko!
Come on Alicia don’t let the punk rock chick beat you up like that???!!!!! What happened to your ghetto ways? All that random sh!t you was on??? You need to show this little gyal who’s boss! The youth of today… no respect….
Makes a change doesn’t it? John Cena is actually getting cheered here! But he’s getting cheered a bit too much… that’s why sexy Stephanie has to come out here with hardcore thuganomics of her own!
Oh sh!t Stephanie put Cena on blast!!!! Haha! He has to suck up to the fans! Hang on – NO – Don’t tell me Stephanie is offering Cena to send for the Authority? NO!!!!! Turn evil and sh!t!!! The IWC could be getting a hard on here! You know Cena ain’t gonna do that sh!t!!!!
You know what it is? It’s because they are the verge of losing Randall, the so-called face?
YOU DON’T SAY NO TO STEPHANIE???? 10 years ago she made you tap her @$$! How many guys besides Triple does Stephanie tell that to? Now look what you done! Triple TEEF is out here!
BACKSIDE!!! Team Authority Vs Team Cena for Survivor Series??? I have a question – does Team Authority include Triple TEEF? Because if it does – straight up and down Team Cena has lost! Triple has a point though… The locker room isn’t feeling Cena, who’s gonna team up with him? After all according to the IWC he buries muthaf***az! Cena looks worried and sh!t!!!!
Looks like Cena is wasting no time! Asking Ziggler to join his team? Instantly I’m backing Team Authority… I’m sorry Cena!
That’s what’s up!!!! My hero Kane (his name’s Glenn Grant) I don’t give a damn! He wants to f**k up Ziggler! DO IT KANE! KILL HIM!!!!
But first.. Hulk Hogan.. let’s see what this dude has to say …..BROTHER!
Oh it’s just bigging up Susan Komen…. yeah whatever – Susan Komen – show Hulk Hogan your t!++!£$!!!
GRANT BODY – P!!!
Why have I got this feeling that Ryback will join Team Cena????
Check it – NO GOLDBERG CHANTS!! Finally! We just glad to see this dude back! Well at least I am!
If it’s true about Cesaro talking sh!t about Cena, expect this guy to lose all the time… and by the looks of his opponent – Dean Ambrose? Right this is the part where the Wyatt man dem gonna f**k him up again…. that sh!t was wild yo!
Ambrose straight up assaulting Cesaro! F**k!n him up with the microphone!!! He ain’t afraid of Bray Wyatt! Dammmn this dude is next level yo!!!
Uh oh!!! I’ve had my toilet break… I wanna see this Bella sh!t… this should be jokes!
See that wasn’t so bad was it Brie? All you had to do was accompany Nikki to the ring…. and raise her hand in victory, it wasn’t like she told you to bark like a dog and roll around in mud like Vince did to Trish!
GET HIM KANE! KILL ZIGGLER! KILL HIM!!!!
Goddamnit I thought Undertaker taught you how to do the last ride Kane? You let Ziggler use counter technique? Come better than that Kane! Don’t let me call you Glenn!
BASTARD!!!! Ziggler out wrestled Glenn…. Damnit – set that muthaf***a on fire…. oh yeah I forgot – he’s not a monster is he? Just a man in Sunday School Trousers…
It’s ok – Seth has come to stomp out Ziggler, but Cena just had to come out and fight with Ziggler…. urgh, I feel my apple pie about to rise up my throat…
As usual, Cena seemingly unscathed from Hell In A Cell, Seth Rollins looks mash-up… anyway enough of this sh!t – when is Randall gonna appear and drop RKOs on both their candy @$$£$?
HA! HA! TEEF!!!! Seth’s stooges Patterson & Bri- er I mean Jamie Noble and Joey Mercury interfering and beating on Cena! These guys make me laugh!
For a man who you fools say only knows 5 moves…. he knows how to put on a great match doesn’t he? If the crowd is chanting – THIS IS AWESOME! He continues to prove you f**az wrong! But hol’on! Ziggler & Glenn! joining the war! F**k that – the entire locker room has rushed the ring!!! Dunno why, it’s not like the Royal Rumble is around the corner…
IT DON’T GET NO BETTER! STC 4 LIFE…..BEEEEEEEATCHHHHH!
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