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Monday Night Raw #1209, July 25, 2016!!!

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…And STILL!!! WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION CHAMPION, DEAN AMBROSE!

I was wondering why the internet was so quiet, but I’m glad you guys finally got your Shield orgy… CAN WE MOVE ALONG NOW PLEASE?

GRANT BODY-P!

In other news… I’m still without internet, (Or electric or food for that matter) so this blog is based on the highlights of RAW… so I warn you now, eating a snickers WILL NOT MAKE ME FEEL BETTER!

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It’s a new dawn, it’s a new day, and it’s a new era…. For me!!!!

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When in doubt, blame Reigns…. look at his face – he looks like he wants to hit a superman punch in Stephanie’s mouth! That’s why there’s no champion on RAW folks! Seriously Roman Reigns I have a new theme song for you… I’ll unleash it later…

BACKSIDE! So there’s two Fatal4Way matches. winner faces each other in the main event on RAW, winner of that faces Seth Rollins at Summerslam for the Universal Championship? Wait – that means Seth can go out and play Pokemon Go while these guys battle it out?

GRANT BODY-P!

Trust me – if Roman Reigns came down to this… He’d get over ONE TIME!

FOR REAL? They gonna put on my girl Nia Jax now? YES! Oh lawd she just shown that poor girl how to do it… When that turkey thigh of Nia’s lands on your t!tt!£$ there should be a Mortal Kombat X-ray effect word up!

FATAL4WAY JUMP OFF! Cesaro VS Finn Balor Vs Kevin Owens Vs Rusev!

WORD!!!! Rusev positions himself underneath Balor & Owens, turns a superplex into a massive powerbomb off the top! Cesaro, Balor and Owens mash-up!

In the end, Balor hits the Coup de grace on Rusev! Spread your arms out people – Balor advances!

Second FATAL4WAY JUMP OFF! Roman Reigns Vs Sami Zayn Vs Chris Jericho Vs Sheamus!

See this is why I can NEVER boo Roman Reigns and why I keep it 100… doing that Undertaker like move over the top ropes crashing on Sheamus, Zayn and Jericho, it just tells me that YOU ARE THE PROBLEM. All Y’all are sheep, gotta catch Pokémon zombies!

GRANT BODY-P!

Y2J Hoping to give Reigns the gift of Jericho and drink it in, dashes for him – Reigns jumps over him showing great agility, comes off the ropes – spear – BLAOW!!!! Reigns advances! Haters shut the f**k up!

Thank god those stupid outcasts are no more… they were my bathroom break word up! Enter Mr irrelevant – Curtis Axel… yep that sounds about right – mash him up Neville!

He calls himself that because he was the last pick in the draft… if it is any consolation Curtis your friend Heath Slater is still sitting there in the draft room waiting to be picked!

Heath Slater unpicked

Look at the state of his eye god dayuuuuuum! That must have been a mean uppercut from DEEBO!

“NEGATIVITY WON’T AFFECT US, CLAP ‘CAUSE IT’S INFECTIOUS…” – The New Day

Well THE GRANT SAYS Xavier you did look kinda shook from the Wyatts! But hey, I’ll play along… New Day longest reigning tag team champions! it’s a celebration! B!TCHES – Show the New Day your t!tt!£$!

OH MY DAYS they added the clip with Triple & Stephanie twerking! DON’T GIVE ME JOKE!

WHO WANTS TO BE AN HONORARY MEMBER OF THE NEW DAY? As much as I love them, it’s not gonna be The Infamous Informer you know why? The Infamous Informer is a man of pride, and the Infamous Informer does not TWERK!

(he will whine up against a kriss gyal and make the wallpaper strip though….)

GRANT BODY-P!

OH NO!!!! The Bullet Club have come for the New Day or more so, their W….W….E… WORLD…. TAG…. TEAM… CHAMPIONSHIPS!

They hit the Magic Killer on BIG E – BLAOW!!!!

Now it’s just hit me what could possibly happen… but I gotta see how SmackDown plays out first…

NO NOT THE HONORARY NEW DAY MEMBER!!!! LEAVE HIM ALONE! HE DID NOTHING TO YOU! See this is the part where Jim Ross would normally go off on one! Because that man has a family who loves him!

They spat in the New Day shirts And threw them at the dude! DISRESPECT! If that was me I would have jumped over the barricade and throwing lefts and rights! I KNOW WING CHUN IP MAN KUNG FU!

GRANT BODY -P!

What has Braun Strowman done to his headtop? And when did local competitors from WWE LIVEWIRE get drafted on RAW? Answers on a postcard please! Tweet me at @MZATheInfamous!

Yo WWE – I heard Enzo & Cass quoted my boys (Wu-Tang) in their promo again this week! So why you showing me highlights of their match with the Shining Stars? Their highlights are the promos they drop! FIX UP!!!!!!

Charlotte must defend her title against Sasha Banks! A lot sooner than I imagined! I was hoping for a Summerslam jump off!

With the Universal Championship about to jump off, are we gonna have the same for the tag titles and women’s championship on Smackdown?

OH SNAP! Charlotte with the women’s title in Sasha’s face like ‘ you will never have this!’ Sasha kicked it out her hand and rushed her.. LIKE A BOSS!GRANT BODY PHENOM

Sasha using the Eddie Guererro LIE CHEAT & STEAL TECHNIQUE! She threw the belt at Dana, Sasha throws herself on the floor like she got clocked in the head with the belt, the referee throws Dana out the building!!!! Sasha killin the full set of teet!!!

UNBELIVABLE! Charlotte jumps off top ropes, reverse moonsault and takes Sasha down!

Wait a minute, Charlotte goes for the cover… on the outside? This isn’t falls count anywhere is it? If not – why you IWC fools not clowning her like you did Cameron when she pinned Naomi’s t!tt!£$ on the mat????

GRANT BODY-P!

OH SNAP! SASHA GOT THE BANK STATEMENT SUPER MOVE ON CHARLOTTE! It’s curtains for her now!!!!

SASHA BANKS – NEW WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION WOMEN’S CHAMPION!!!!

Roman Reigns Vs Finn Balor! Winner faces Seth Rollins at Summerslam!

Roman starts the match off aggressively here, throws Balor around the ring like a rag doll! Clubbing him in the corner! What a vicious, violent side to Roman Reigns here!

Finn Balor is playing counter technique! He has to out manuever the big man!

Reigns going for the Razor’s Edge Powerbomb but gets countered into a pinning predicament!

GOOD LORD! Reigns counters into one powerbomb, still holding on into a sit-down powerbomb! THIS IS THE MAN YOU BOO??? I PITY YOU… SERIOUSLY!

Balor kicks out and Reigns is smiling about it!!! There’s plenty of fight left in the kid!

Balor gaining momentum! Jumps off top ropes – hits the coup de grace – BLAOW!!!

1,2 AND….. BUMBACLART!!!! FINN BALOR IS GOING TO SUMMERSLAM! Where’s the Summerslam logo so he can point to it?!!!!!! And it was his birthday too! Imagine all that on his debut in the main roster!

SPREAD YOUR ARMS PEOPLE! THIS IS HUGE! Just when the IWC were jerking off from the Shield orgy from Battleground, they must have blasted their semen with this one! ONE MUTHAF***A DON’T LIKE IT – VINCE RUSSO… Just wait til STC FROM THE UK on BDSIR NETWORK THIS WEEKEND… I’m gonna BURN HIS SOUL LIKE ETHER!!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1161, August 24, 2015!!!

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0325_vince-mcmahon-wrestling_1024x576-e1395844800718What’s wrong Internet Wrestling B!tches? Don’t you want to wish Vincent Kennedy a Happy 70th Birthday? What’s wrong with you? Because you didn’t like the finishes of the main events at Summerslam??? Cena lost… that’s what you wanted right??? What – Seth ‘cheated’? He’s a HEEL!!! That’s what Steve Austin said right? This sh!t has been happening from before you born, you’ve been watching this sh!t for 40+ years… you still ain’t had no pu$$y.. and only now you’re complaining? ARE YOU DUMB MUTHAF***A??!!!

#WHOEVERLOSESIWIN! B!TCH!

RAW #1161! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZTriple says Summerslam lived up to the hype… well 90% of these idiots think otherwise… oh sh!t – they really gonna do a statue for Rollins??!!! WHOA!!! It’s gonna be unveiled TONIGHT!!! (At time of writing this!) THIS IS WHAT I CAME TO SEE!!!

OHHHHHHH SH!!!!!!!!T!!!! Somebody is FUUUUUMING!!! Unless you have been under a rock… The Don of Dons actually tapped out but the ref didn’t see it… the timekeeper rang the bell… if he’s eligible to do that, why doesn’t he do it every time there’s a DQ or underhanded tactics? F**KOUTTAHERE!

For real? Brock wants to face the Don of Dons now? Funny that how so knowledgable Heyman is in Social Media and Internet… he should know that Undertaker dun flew back to Texas…

Bo Dallas should have flew back to Texas… how about SUPLEX CITY B!TCH??!!!!

It’s like the red ring of death was floating over Bo’s head! Half a dozen suplexes… and an F5…. I’ll get my black suit and dark glasses…

FuneralI should shed tears for Bo Dallas but….

GRANT BODY -P!!!

Presenting the new World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions…. THE NEW DAY!!!!! THEY ARE KILLING IT WITH THE TROMBONE!!!! Since when did they become 10x even more funny?!!!

You still not feeling their gimmick wrestling fools???

Xavier is outta order and bright! He can’t play the trombone while The New Day are contest…..MUTHAF***A!!!! THE DUDLEY BOYZ???!!!!

I THOUGHT THESE CATS WERE IN TNA LAST WEEK???? THEY JUST BRUKK UP THE NEW DAY AND PUT EM THROUGH A TABLE – BLAOW!!!!!

THIS IS AUTOMATICALLY BETTER THAN SUMMERSLAMS!!!!

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Damn the statue exists!!!! THIS IS WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT! #WrestlingIsStoryline!!!!

I’m still marking the f**k out… Wyatts, Shield I love you but yo – I can’t speak on your rematch now – That was OFF THE HOOK!

WTF NOW????? WHO THE F**K IS THAT??? BLOODY BIG WYATT MUTHAF***A JUST DESTROYED THE SHIELD!!!! I mean…. He choked them out and threw them around like rag doll!!! HOLY F**K!!! Why didn’t all this happen at Summerslams?????

THIS MUTHAF***A HASN’T EVEN BEEN IN NXT APPARENTLY!

No one’s even interested in your Miz TV…. actually yes they are! COME THRU PAIGE! CHARLOTTE! BECKY!

Er Miz… Saying you mastered the Figure Four to Charlotte is almost as dumb as Bo Dallas earlier! Tell him Charlotte – look where that got him!!!!

Paige – SHUT THE F**K UP – your voice is f**k!n horrible!StraightOuttaCompton(5)

Didn’t these BellaDashian jabronies lose to PCB at Summerslams???? These b!tches need to shut the f**k up as well?

In three weeks and one day (22 days).. that’s what, RAW after Night of Champions, Nikki hits the 300??? One more title defense left (at least) and she’s done it??? Backing Nikki (unless her opponent is any member of Team BAD!)

But the crowd wants Lana???? I mean, Lana is a sexy muthaf***a but she doesn’t fit into the equation you dummies!

Too much foolishness going on in the STC page – some people haven’t grasped the idea of spoiler threads… and I’m missing this great Diva’s contest!

NO – Not the dreaded CM P**K chant??? What is wrong with these idiots? How retarded are you?

God damn muthaf****az tryna spoil sh!t while RAW is on… I’m like a Wu-Tang Ninja – I’m Swinging Swords left and right – I’m not the boss but you will respect my authoritaaaaaaah!!!

Just in case you forgot who I am, I am the Infamous Informer, Fellow Admin of the FB group – WWE smack talk centre. I am militant, but fair…. GRANT BODY -P!!! The links are at the bottom of the page. Request to Join – Don’t be a Weirdo!

Here he is – The dude who cost Cena the title at Summerslams – This dude needs to talk! But not really – it’s not hard to figure out – he’s a wrestling fan like you and me! (Well not quite like me…) He’s on that Cena hating bandwagon – he don’t want Cena to hit 16 title reigns and match Ric Flair’s record!

HOLY SH!T!!!! RIC FLAIR N!&&@!!!! RIC FLAIR IS HERE!!!! SH!T!

But Flair may give Cena the approval! OFFICIALLY! He said it in interviews!

CONFIRMED! Ric Flair was pulling for Cena!

Now Cena is coming out to beat out Jon Stewart’s blodclart!

Oh man!!!! Cena always talks truth! He gave people like Owens, Neville & Zayn a chance and elevated the mid card divsion…look at Jon Stewart working brain on Cena…yes he can win back the title… but look Jon Stewart… I gotta over the streak broken… in time fans will get over the inevitable… it’s only been delayed… then again fans haven’t got over HBK in Montreal, even though HBK and Bret Hart play WWE2K16 together – they have an advanced beta copy you see.

HBK BRETCena Haters are the worst. You know why? Because 95% of them cannot back it with an intelligent response…it’s like convincing the Ku Klux Klan that black people are great… The ignorance is off the chart and they cannot be reasoned with or bargained with.

Hey – shout out to Lana! She ditched the blouse and skirt and has gone all out! Let’s get a picture of this sexy b!tch!

Lana new lookShame Ziggler ruined the picture…

GRANT BODY – P!

You know The New Day is so over with the fans that they use the New Day clap with anything now…on this case the 8 man tag match with Orton/Ziggler/Ryback/Cesaro Vs Sheamus/Rusev/Big Show/Kevin Owens! it’s getting up there with the Yes Chant and the What? Chant too… which is near 15 years old! But you complain about Austin on the cover of this year’s game… you retarded fools!

Oh dear – Big Slow made a mistake – punched Sheamus thru school buses… Orton hit the RKO – BLAOW! Orton picks up the W, but Rusev & Owens don’t like that! Owens hits the Rusev assisted cannonball into Big Show, then  kicks Big Show in his mouth corner, Ryback & Cesaro hold Big Show high up, Randall with another RKO – BLAOW!!! Do I feel sorry for Big Show? I should, but I don’t…

Braun Strauman is his name? Abigail’s Black Sheep??? Aaaah man… Roman… you and Ambrose cannot defeat him… you will have to call for back up…

Saomoa Joe back up

Meme courtesy of STC member Craig Blick

The grand ceremony is about to begin and John Cena has been thrown out the building! OH NO! Surely nothing can go wrong!!!

Wait a minute, I just thought… you don’t think the Birthday man himself is gonna turn up and ruin this… DID YOU??

OH SH!T!!! Stephanie just mentioned him!!!! LET’S JOIN AND SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

Hold up…. you don’t think Vincent Kennedy IS THE STATUE??? “IT’S ME ROLLINS!!!”

The STC may think Kane is the dude in the statue!

Enough talk already! Let us see!!!!

MUTHAF***A!!!! STING???!!! STC’S MANNY G CALLED IT!!! HOLY SH!T!!! NO WAY! He just beat out Rollins Blodclart! My god – THIS EPISODE OF RAW MAY JUST BE A CANDIDATE FOR OMG MOMENT OF THE YEAR! Notice, as one leaves (Undertaker) another enters (Sting)! Now it’s official! Triple TEEF just said it – At Night of Champions… Seth Rollins defends the WWE Championship against STING!

The question remains – what about Cena? Well I suppose he gets his rematch clause for the US Title…

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Monday Night Raw #1160, August 17, 2015!!!

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OHHHHHH SH!!!!!!!!!!!!!T!!!!

I had to watch this again rude boy… Come on WWE… NO WAY can you make this a one on one wrestling contest… I want CHAIRS! TABLES! STEEL STAIRS! SHOVELS! FIGHT IN THE CROWD! FIGHT ‘TO THE DEATH’!!!

BRRRRROCCCCK LESSSSNARRRR! THE UNNNNNNDERTAAAYYYKERRR!!! One does not simply break the streak and lives! #1160! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

wwf logoWe in Brock Lesnar’s hometown! The roof gonna go off in this b!tch!!! Throw the PG rating out the window from NOW!!!

Before we know that Raw is gonna be Off The Hook… it doesn’t hurt to endure a 20 minute segment of Triple H saying absolutely NOTHING-ERRR!!!

As for Stephanie… damn you know Triple is pulling that long hair when he rides it in!!!

How can a match be bigger than WrestleMania??? That doesn’t make any sense???? I understand the hyping part… but f**k it – I’m not complaining!

Contract signing! an F-U into the contract table? A Curb St- er I mean a Pedigree through the contract table??

Hold up – Champion Vs Champion in Nikki Bella Vs Sasha Banks!!! Ok that’s changed everything!

The host of Summerslam is Jon Stewart? Er nah – F**k that – the HOST of Summerslam is none other than me – Infamous Informer, Wolverhampton’s Last Outlaw, The Daywalker, Ladies Favourite Man In the Purple Suit – GRANT BODY – P!!!

Hold up – didn’t Seth Rollins have a beef with Jon Stewart???? Er… UH-OH!!!!!! Maybe Stewart should be the special guest referee for the Cena Rollins match???? DO IT WWE!!!!

AAAAH SH!T!!! Even Jonathan Coachman from ESPN will be covering the Summerslams!!!! There’s your dumb dirt sheets for ya… you d!ckheads thought he was coming back huh??? What was that? You were getting the WWE Network if Coach comes back??? You bumblehead fool – GET IN THE CHAIR!!!

Now, Cesaro and Randall team up… that’s cool. Kevin Owens & Sheamus team up… hmm how long will this last?

The fans chanting ‘You Look Stupid…’ Sheamus is like – RESPECT THE HAWK! Yeah muthaf***az! If you can respect the beard… you can respect the Hawk!!! (Oh wait…)

We got fans with representing the ‘Cesaro Section’… You still think he’s missing something Vince????

OHHHHHHHHHH SH!!!!!!T!!! THE DON OF DONS WILL SPEAK!

“When the grym reaper calls your name, there is no apology…

When the grym reaper calls your name, there is no remorse…

…BROCK LESNAR, YOU WILL NEVER REST IN PEACE…”

AAAAH SH!!!T! This Lesnar dude gonna burn in hell!!!!

SAY WHAAAAT???? If Seth Rollins beats John Cena at Summerslams, he will have his own statue in the WWE Headquarters???? ooh I can’t wait to get on the STC Predictions show on BDSIR Network!!!!! Anyone who tells me that Seth Rollins gonna win…. oh boy oh boy!!!!

Gotta love Ambrose handing Wyatt a chair and warning him if he makes one false move… Ambrose gonna f**k him up!!! What’s wrong Wyatt? You miss your rocking chair that Abigail gave you? That’s what you get for f**k!n around with the true DON OF DONS!

YO!!! BIG RESPECT AND BIRTHDAY SHOUT OUT TO THE STC ADMIN – IAN ANTHONY COOPER A.K.A. #MRSELFIE! SALUTE THIS MAN!!! (But not the tattoo on his arm hahahahaa!)

Thankfully the PWL Money In The Bank briefcase is covering that abomination of a tattoo!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

After so many power moves from Luke Harper, one superman punch and a spear later – BLAOW! Reigns wins! Ha – the Roman haters gonna hate that one! Well f**k you!

I so want Tamina to defeat Becky Lynch in this contest… but I know it won’t happen… I’d do the bogle if Tamina won!

Fans chanting Happy Birthday to Paige… yeah well… HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARCUS GARVEY!!!! SALUTE TRUE GREATNESS!

Oh well…. no bogling for me tonight… there is still Nikki Bella Vs Sasha Banks… backing Sasha… but in a strange way… I want Nikki to win… #DoTheKnowledge

Mark Henry you’re my dude but real talk – put the American Flag down! Cena already closed that chapter with Rusev…

How the f**k is Summer Rae gonna call Lana a gold digging whore??? Lana helped Rusev earn that medal – Summer Rae is trying to live off the medal… f**kouttahere!! Just open your legs and let me put it in!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

I love the Bulgarian flag when it pops off with Rusev looking serious on that sh!t!!!! I wished it was done for Summerslams though…

Lana calling out Summer Rae??? We gonna see Lana’s little panties again??? Why have I got this feeling that Ziggler fool is gonna show up!

THERE YOU GO!!! Ziggler! Kicks down Rusev – BLAOW! Lana! kicks down Summer!!! BLAOW!!!

MAKE THE MATCH AT SUMMERSLAMS DAMNIT!!!

I’d rather see a big dude punch thru school buses on a film called Vendetta than a queer-looking dyam arse who thinks he’s a marine! In the meantime I want he who likes to be fed more to shell shock the Miz like he’s Shredder to the Turtles!

OHHHH Ryback wants The Big Show! Your eyes might be bigger than your belly Ryback!!!!

Big Show is like – nah! GO AHEAD AND STAAAAAAARRRRRRRRVE!!!!

Dayuuum is that a marble table???? Ok guys no physicality! gotta be 100 for Summerslams!!!!

Imagine if Rollins did defeat Cena??? I’d chip in and build that statue myself! Hell – I’m sure all the Cena haters would get in there and work hard!

For real? Cena held the WWE Universe hostage for a decade? He’s a disease??? WHOA!!! Rollins injected the serum! Rollins is the cure!!! Cena haters are masturbating right now! YES – the same haters who also said – Rollins is not a good champion! Guess what b!tches! #WhoeverLosesIWIN!

Oh damn Cena put Rollins on blast! Hand picked by Triple… and the fans don’t say sh!t about him! Oh lawwwd… Cena put The Rock on blast before – how many guys can say they have done that?!

AAAAH SH!T Cena said he’s gonna do something that will haunt TRIPLE for the rest of his life! He SAID IT! He will become champion for the 16th time!!!!! Oh lawwwd he’s talking about Ric Flair…. Aaaah sh!t this is not cool!!! Triple was never Ric Flair’s b!tch!!! Why have I got this feeling Ric Flair gonna appear at Summerslam????

Can’t make out if the crowd are chanting NEW…DAY ROCKS or SUCKS!!! How can you NOT like the New Day??? And Kofi’s clap is funny as f**k!

10 matches announced. The card is complete! the question remains – who gonna be the kick off match??? Or is there one??? Well true say we don’t need to worry about a HOF segment or a musical performance which is usually wack…

RECORD SKIP??!!!! Did Wade Barrett just refer to himself and Stardust as the ‘Lords of Darkness’??? and the Don of Dons is in the building????

Beautiful Lady, Go Ladies, Lovely Lady, GO LADIES! Lovely Ladies! GO LADIES!

Ok this is the match I’m looking forward to! Nikki Bella vs Sasha Banks! #WhoeverLosesIWIN! I always win!!!!

AND HERE WE GO!!! Show dem how to do it Sasha!

Sasha killing Nikki right now! And she’s dropping press ups – LIKE A BOSS!!!

Even Nikki is stepping her game up again with her fighting style!

HOLD UP! Sasha got the Bank Statement super move on Nikki! Nikki tapping out! AAAAAH SH!T – do you know what this means? Wait – let me do the knowledge…

It could be a long shot, but at NXT Takeover Brooklyn, it’s Nikki Bella who interferes and costs Sasha the NXT Title, thus Bayley winning. But I don’t think NXT is about that storyline sh!t so, I still see Sasha losing… then next week’s RAW or any RAWS after that or Night of Champions joint, Sasha will LOSE against Nikki for the Divas title… extending her campaign for 300+ days… who will break that reign? CHARLOTTE FLAIR. Remember I told ya!

DAMN LIKE I SAID – THE ROOF HAS BLOWN OFF! CONFETTI ALL OVER THE SHOP!

NO!!!! PAUL HEYMAN HAS A HYMN! HE’S SINGING GLORY GLORY BROCK LESNAR!!! NOW THE BELL HAS TOLLED! YOU DUN IT NOW!

Oh hang on – Mind games… it’s the Undertaker – who is getting booed – but that’s ok – it’s in Lesnar’s home town… It’s all good!

I thought Brock was gonna do all the talking! Oh sh!t – the bell tolled again!

THE DON OF DONS! Ok so he’s getting booed – NO PROBLEM… because Summerslam they in Brooklyn – not Minnesota!

Dolph Vs Rusev! Sheamus Vs Orton! Fatal 4 Way Tag Title Match! Ryback Vs Miz Vs Big Show IC Title! The Shield Vs The Wyatts! Owens Vs Cesaro! Stardust and Barrett Vs Neville & Green Arrow! PCB Vs B.A.D. Vs BellaDashians! John Cena Vs Seth Rollins! BRRRROCCCK LESSSNAAR Vs THE UNNNNNDERTAAAYYYYYKERRRR! They are all…

TRIBES AT WAR!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1159, August 10, 2015!!!

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I know something that you don’t know, doo-dar, doo-dar, I know something that you don’t know, doo-dar-doo-dey!!!

BlondtourageI CAN RIDE TO THAT! Hell – I CAN RIDE ALL THAT!!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

I’m mourning the loss of rapper Sean Price, but he would want the Infamous Informer, Wolverhampton’s Last Outlaw, Grant Body-P to continue talking trash on Raw for you guys! Just like life, RAW GOES ON! #1159! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZWelcome to Monday Night Rollins!! Is Seth Rollins still in a good mood? Is he still gonna do his open WWE title challenge? I wonder what the criteria is this week?

OHHH SH!T!!! Seth is killing Cena with the Straight Outta Compton references!!! Cena too busy listening to Dr.Dre’s new album!!! Watch all the memes come out with ‘Straight Outta Action’ with Seth dropping the Sagat Tiger Knee into Cena’s nose corner!

Rollins is KILLIN CENA! Showing a pic of Cena with his nose all buss up! Seth is saying Cena is applying for Tough Enough! Yo Rollins! Don’t make my eye water!!!!

When you hear the siren, that means Rollins – you shut the f**k up and Cesaro will speak on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on!!!

Oh dear Kevin Owens f**ked up his lines!!!! Something Roman Reigns has NEVER done… wrestling fans – I like Owens but – YOU LOSE!

Randall comes out, he feels he deserves a shot… Everybody running their mouth, Seth just had to run his mouth too much didn’t he? ‘I don’t care what the Authority thinks…’ So this his how it goes down according to Triple TEEF… Randall, Cesaro, and Kevin Owens fight in a Triple Threat match. Winner fights Rollins for the WWE Title… Cena might not even make it to Summerslams!!!  Or so they will have you believe…

Beautiful lady… Go Ladies… Lovely Lady… GO LADIES!!! Lovely lady! GO LADIES!!!!

Team B.A.D. Vs  The BellaDashians!!!! You already know who I’m backing… if only I had 3 d!cks like the demon in Urotsukidoji 2 for all three of Team B.A.D….

GRANT BODY-P!!!

Haha Y’all had to change your name! what happened to Submission Sorority? Did Stephanie McMahon whip you like a slave and say your name is TEAM PCB???

OH MY GOD THAT IS ENOUGH!StraightOuttaCompton(5)

Team PCB talking sh!t at commentary… Just remember what you saw at the top of the blog…

MUTHAF***A!!! See – F**K PAIGE. How the f*k can she say Tamina & Naomi don’t matter? BLACK WRESTLERS MATTER YOU DUMB B!TCH!

I respected her on Austin’s show last week but I’ve just lost that respect. F**K PAIGE. YOU DON’T MATTER B!TCH!

I completely forgot about that Stephen Amell fool… I hope Stardust buss up his blodclart!

WHADDUP NEW DAY!!!

What the f**k? I thought Los Matadores were the #1 contenders??? Yo WWE you’re f**k!n around right now! I understand it’s Summerslam and sh!t… just get it over with and draw for the Tables Ladders and Chairs and the stairs! These teams need to get that Summerslam money damnit!

I do like that sh!t by Los Matadores – Kofi running at him, and dude stops Kofi in his tracks, and OLE!!!! That didn’t stop New Day getting the win though…catch Big E wine up him waist!!! Is he dating Gabi Castrovinci or something?????

For real! Fatal 4 way Tag team match at Summerslams?! Los Matadores & Lucha Dragons jumping in the game! New Day are cool with that… they got Renée doing the New Day Clap… and she doing it in rhythm!!! Yo Ambrose – TALK TO YO GIRL!

Wyatt’s Vs The Shield 2 confirmed!! OHHHH SH!T!!!!! Everyone is bringing the ruckus at Summerslams!!!

Ay-yo, to that stupid muthaf***a throwing the Munny Inna bank Briefcase at Roman Reigns head top at a house show: I hope you are proud of yourself, was you going to WrestleMania 32??? Well you ain’t going now you dumb muthaf***a…the security should have boxed you down and broke your nose before throwing your b!tch @$$ out!

WORD? NXT Takeover, Summerslams and RAW sold out??? Vincent Kennedy getting that birthday money!!!!

Note: Vince McMahon’s Birthday is Aug 24, the day after Summerslam…

“…and that’s Vintage Orton… the BACKBREAKER to Owens…” – Mike Cole

Yes wrestling fools, what was that about Vince telling commentators what to say and what not to say??? YOU DYAM ARSE!

(apparently the word ‘backbreaker’ among other words are banned by Vince McMahon, according to the ‘experts’ who are known as FANS…)

This Triple Threat match is off the hook! Whoever loses out of Cesaro, Randall, and Kevin Owens… I WIN! And I’m sure YOU WIN TOO!

Well I lied… Randall wins by dropping the RKO on both muthaf***as… STC’s Ian Whitfield won’t be happy about that! He wants Cesaro pushed… #WrestlingIsStoryline – you gotta stick with the program! You can’t just give Cesaro the belt like that and throw off everything???

Hmmm… I wonder why they got Daniel Bryan in a Pepsi advert doing weight lifting??? That dude looks well and clear to wrestle… don’t you??? Whoa… I wonder… if Cena can’t make it back in time…

WHAAAAAAT!!! I will most definitely check that Undertaker Vs Brock Lesnar special pon di BUUFTA AWARD WINNING WWE Network! How this match is still ‘sanctioned’ is beyond me… both dons gonna be at RAW next week… in Minneapolis Minnesota no less… Brock’s home town???? Might as well shut down every wrestling match from now – (except the divas…) Every wrestler must get their bouncer game right!!!

Byron Saxton – I am ashamed – you’re afraid of a man who wears a straw hat and walks round with an electric lantern? And all these idiots got their stupid iPhones lighting up for him? Foolish humans… I’m the daywalker. I wear a purple suit… I slay fools like Bray Wyatt with the Wu-Tang Sword!

Haha! The crowd chanting – SIT DOWN BYRON! Yeah Byron! Siddung and Shuddup!!!

I know it’s Miz TV… but Miz – Shut the f**k up – I wanna hear Danny Bryan speak!!!!

The YES movement is powerful!!! Yes Danny!!! You are the F**K!N MAN OK!

I think Danny Bryan should kick down the Miz! F**k all this I.C. title sh!t – no one is interested in that sh!t!!! Danny Vs the Miz at Summerslams – make it happen!

I do wanna read that book of Danny’s… Might make a purchase… problem is that too many hot hip hop albums coming out!

UH-OH!!!!! It’s the man whose super move reminds me of Sean Price!!!! One more time Big Show… punch The Miz thru schoolbuses again!

OH DAYUUUM! Ryback is here!!! Er maybe the I.C title is running! Could this be a fatal 4 way thing? Because Danny nah seh nutun about his health yet! After all….

…or maybe not… take as long as you need Danny… I still wanna read that book…

Divas three team elimination match at Summerslams???? OHHH SH!T!!! Well so much for what I saw on twitter earlier… there’s still next week though!!!

Let’s keep on the Diva ting… she says Dolph Ziggler is back after Summerslams??? What a shame.. I wanted to see him get buss arse again… why can’t Summer Rae & Lana go at it themselves and dun? The wrestling saddos like to cum in their y-fronts because they saw Lana’s panties…

GRANT BODY – P!!!

That is some sexy sh!t – Rusev said – Summer – CRUSH! And Summer hit Lana with the accolade super move! FO’REAL THO??? I forgot how sexy Summer’s legs were!

Haha Stardust box down Stephen Amell! Amell now, jumps over the barricade, rushes the ring and throws lefts and rights at Stardust! Let me guess, by the knowledge I saw with Barrett & Neville, are Barrett & Stardust gonna team up against Neville & Amell???

Get the paperwork signed and sorted by 9am the next morning! Not 9.03, not 9.36! Red Arrow & Green Arrow jumping in the ring against Stardust & Barrett! at Summerslams!!! Remember the unwritten rule of celebrities and wrestling…

Now we know that Randall is in a lose-lose situation, because Sheamus will bait up Randall’s opportunity to main event Summerslams… however, Randall could miraculously win, then Sheamus cashes his cheque and f**ks Randall over… after all, Sheamus did hint at it!

More likely the latter… personally, I think Sheamus will attempt at a cash in at Randall shuts that down… enough talk! Let’s watch the match…

“there’s a lot of trolls on social media – Rollins does everything a champion should do…” AMEN JBL!!!! and AMEN!!!

Now wrestling fools… remember #wrestlingisstoryline… so don’t get mad when Sheamus f**ked up the wrestling contest… Randall stopped Sheamus cashing his cheque…

But I have a question: Why the f**k does the referee f**k about when someone cashes the cheque? All this long argument, just give the blasted thing to Lillian and make it happen!!! I know really wrestling fools… I don’t get angry like you!

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Monday Night Raw #1157, July 27, 2015!!!

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I am him: Infamous Informer, Wolverhampton’s Last Outlaw, GRANT BODY -P! I will tell you straight up and down – I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT HULK HOGAN. Only exception is if it’s in relation to this week’s RAW. I’m already sick of the sh!t over the weekend.

But that Terminator WWE2K16 though!!!! First thing on payday I’m taking my backside to GAME and pre-ordering that sh!t! I can’t see what the problem is with you gaming/wrestling nerds, you want special characters in games but you complain? Oh yeah I forgot, I don’t like your kind anyway!

If the crowd chant for Hogan, I won’t hold it against them. But after that, y’all gotta let it burn. RAW #1157: HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZYou watch, I’m in effect live this week and Brock Lesnar & Undertaker are not at RAW. It would be just my luck.

…and how does the show start? With the evil one himself – TRIPLE TEEEF!!! I am the gamerrrr…. I couldn’t control the situationerrrrrrr, I can’t get to the point in 20 minuteserrrrrr!!!

The rumours are true rude boy!!!! Summerslam 4 hours – GOD DAMN!!!! RILEY’S WOLVERHAMPTON – GET READY!!!!

What? More announcements? Ok Dean Ambrose Vs Big Show I can ride to that, Sasha Banks Vs Paige – Show her who the boss is Sasha! And Randy Orton Vs Kevin Owens??? Bellas Vs Charlotte/Becky? Big wrestling matches ah gwarn!

Seth Rollins – don’t expect me to stand up and say you’re the greatest champion of all time, you didn’t fight Undertaker & Brock Lesnar therefore…. you’re ONE OF the greatest pu$$!£$ of all time!

You just insulted John Cena my dude! OH SH!T – Cena paid his dues in the apology tour! He wants #16!!!! I support this! I’m all for upsetting the IWC!!!!

YES MOVEMENT for Cena Vs Rollins for the WWE title? No? Stephanie just trolled us all! God damn you woman! Go and kiss dog!

GRANT BODY-P!

But Cena gotta defend his US Title against Rollins? Looks like the apology tour continues! I can ride to that! Backing Cena all the way! Cena successfully defends… I called it last week – Title for Title at Summerslam – REMEMBER I TOLD YA!

I though Ambrose was on some Eddie Guerrero sh!t – untying Big Show’s laces then taking out his legs! It was purely strategy to recoup…

Remember back in the days? When Big Show used to do the chokeslam and that would be it?

Yo Miz – keep telling yourself you’re the baddest muthaf**a in the WWE – f**k around and the glass will smash! I know somebody who you tell you different!

OHHH SNAP!!!!! Ambrose went for the suicide dive, and landed right into Big Show’s fist – PPPPPPPP! Ambrose ain’t making the ten count f**k that!

And even after all that, Ambrose got to his feet, Big Slow was gonna finish him… Ambrose sidestep – BOOM – right into the barricade!

For real???? Fandango is still alive???? Oh well he ain’t now… Neville just settled him with the Red Arrow… What’s Stardust beef with Neville??? Does he fancy him or something??? I think Stardust thinks a Red Arrow is one of those Ice lollies you get from the ice cream man…..

OH MY GOD THAT IS ENOUGH!!!

Paige’s team don’t want none of B.A.D…. sh!t I DO!!! I want all of that Sasha, I want that Tamina roughness, and I want Naomi to drop squats on my c-MZA DAYWALKER 2

SOMEBODY GET HIM OUTTA HERE!!!!

You see this is why Grant is not a Paige fan, she got Charlotte and Becky Lynch wearing ‘This Is My House’ shirts… they don’t have a team name, so it’s still all about Paige… mannn… f**k that b!tch!

LET’S GO SASHA!! Kill her! Destroy her completely!

You will see… in months to come, Paige gonna f**k over Becky and Charlotte… remember I told ya!

Aaaah sh!t why the ref throw out the women at ringside? What is he gay too? If that was me, I’d send for a next referee and I’ll go away with Charlotte, Becky, Naomi & Tamina! Me and them four would have a REAAAL good time!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

YES! MY GIRL SASHA HIT PAIGE WITH THE BANK STATEMENT!!! Whose house is it now b!tch!!! That’s what’s up!

For real Rusev? You gonna get Summer Rae a dutty dawg? Good idea Rusev call the dog – Dolph Ziggler! That’s a great name!

He got Summer Rae a dead fish??? Oh my days – he’s tryna say Lana pu$$y smells??? OUTTA ORDER & BRIGHT!

Pushing the boundaries are we Triple Teef??

OH NO! Lana kick down Summer Rae! and rub her face in the fish! You know what Lana’s tryna say right???

GRANT BODY – P!

Haha I just love when Rusev is cussing! Face it Rusev – you want Summer Rae to dress like Lana on some Action Bronson biting Ghostface style and sh!t – admit it – Summer Rae was just the consolation prize!

What I wanna know is, why are muthaf***az concerned about Axelmania? The Grant says – F**K AXELMANIA! AxelMania is dead, and in its death, long live the DAYWALKER!!! GRANT BODY – P!!!

Ok – a lil mathematics – last week, Los Matadores beat the PTP, I thought that makes them #1 contenders… this week Lucha Dragons beat Los Matadores… both matches had The New Day causing the distraction… is it me or do I smell a Fatal Four Way match at Summerslam? Come on! Throw the Tables, Ladders and the Chairs in there let’s do this!!! (Oh sh!t am I asking too much? I better get my mind out the attitude era!)

For real Wyatt? You just gonna say that the parents don’t love their kids? Well at least he isn’t speaking cryptically…he’s gotta point though, the police don’t protect us… they wanna destroy us because they can and get away with it…

Wyatt gonna digress about some pet… I guess he’s talking about Luke Harper coming back to him… yeah yeah where’s the Shield??? Come down the stairs!!!

I guess the Shield can’t be bothered… lets continue the Divas revolution! See I like Becky & Charlotte, I hope they brukk up the Bellas.. it’s that Paige I’m not a fan of!

…and while they come down the ramp and get ready for their contest against the Bellas, check this exclusive interview that MIKE KNOXXX and GRANT BODY – P interviewed, the beautiful, sexy, don’t take no sh!t, former Tough enough competitor – Gabi Castrovinci! Don’t just look at her and wank off… CLICK THE PIC NUH MAN!!!!

11693889_10206409570616322_7326486061945163969_n247 days??? COME ON NIKKI!!! You can do it girl! If you don’t make it, I won’t be mad though… divas division stepped up!

I got this feeling somewhere down the road Triple gonna give Gabi a tryout anyway… he sees that uniqueness in her… You see? Winning Tough Enough ain’t sh!t!

OH SNAAAP! Becky Lynch use the DISARMOUR super move! Alicia Fox tapped out like a b!tch! Alicia in my bad books too!

Sheamus at ringside while Kevin Owens and Randall fight? Hmmm I think we know who gonna win this one! Unless of course Cesaro finds himself out here!

See Randall ain’t like John… Randall is more of that dark hero sh!t… Randall will f**k you up – Cena won’t!

Sheamus – you do realise I was sitting there waiting for you to interfere in  that match… so what stipulation you and Randall gonna have???

I knew Cesaro would get involved but it didn’t work out too well for him – pop-up powerbomb – BLAOW!!! Try again kid!

Ok main event time! John Cena Vs Seth Rollins! COME ON CENA!!! What – you thought Cena was gonna be in mid-card forever??? YOU DUMB RARSE!!!

Quote of the week – “If you’re a champion your ego should be out of control… look at Floyd Mayweather… he’s out of control… he’s never been beat…” (JAY-BEE) Let’s be real – from time Big Show couldn’t manage Mayweather, my dude Pacquiao couldn’t take him back in May! Yo Mayweather haters… you gotta make it burn!

Oh dear! Seth Rollins hit the Tiger Knee right into Cena’s nose – BLAOW!!! That should have been a Mortal Kombat X-Ray moment! Yeah the crowd would chant ‘This Is Awesome!’ because Cena nose brukk up!!!!

Go on muthaf***a, tell me this wrestling thing is fake…. oh that would be you CM Princess Peach B!tch!! That’s why I lost respect for that fool! And Cena just beat Rollins with a f**ked up nose!!! YES CENA!!! The respect I once had for CM Pnuk… is now handed over to Cena! What you gonna do now Rollins? You gotta defend your title at Summerslam!!! (Why have I got this feeling Rollins gonna get away again??? Either that or Sheamus cashes his cheque against Cena and win???

Quality wrestling contests, no sign of Undertaker & Brock (as I thought,) and no Hogan chants! WOW! maybe there is hope for humanity!

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Monday Night Raw #1106: August 4, 2014!!!

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Peace & Blessings Wrestling fans around the world! My Name is Michael Grant a.k.a. The Infamous Informer, a.k.a. The Man In The Purple Suit, a.k.a. the 1 behind the 1 in 17-1… when My Client, RRRRRRon Killings, Conquered the Bo Dallas streak last week on Raw!!!!

(BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!)

Boo me all you want but I each and every week I speak the truth to you deluded wrestling fools! CM P**k doesn’t wanna know, Dolph Ziggler is WACK and you stupid muthaf***as supported the excellent Guardians of the Galaxy after you run down Batista to the ground… how stupid and dumb do you look now??? You sneer and go to the toilet during diva matches like b!tches in a club doing their make up taking selfies and sh!t and now the most talked about match at Summerslam is Brie Bella Vs Stephanie McMahon…

WHO ARE THE IGNORANT FOOLS NOW???!!!

Now b!tch, get me my Real McCoy Man Crisps, my Aero mint chocolate, my Carte La’Dor Strawberry Ice Cream and my Jaffa Cakes, don’t forget my Pineapple & Grapefruit crush drink… sit down and SHUDDUP! RAW #1106! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZBig ups to STC member James Patrick Park Jr. Live in effect at Raw this week but they took the Smack Talk Centre sign away from him???? WHAT SORT OF SH!T IS THAT??? The Smack Talk Centre must be too gangsta for the WWE!!! You f**k!n with the wrong n!**@ now WWE!

EVERY MEMBER OF THE STC PLEASE RISE, PUT YOUR HAND ON YOUR HEART AND SAY IT LOUD: WE THE STC!!!!

I wished I counted how many times this year Raw starts with the Authority coming out here… don’t get me wrong though… I love to see Stephanie’s sexy @$$… but it’s like 2000 when Triple used to come out talking sh!t like – ‘I AM THE GAME-ERRRRR…. I AM THE WWF CHAMPION-ERRRRR… And I AM THAT GOOD-ERRRRR!!!!’

What is this – a promo ramming the WWE Network down my neck back??? This a shot at the IWC – all 128,000 of em who withheld their sh!t after 6 months…

It’s also promoting the WWE Network going global after they clinched the deal with the Canadian Cable Company….

STEPHANIE… YOUR COWBOY BOOTS!!!! COME HERE GIRL RIDE THAT PONY!!!

And guys, you can catch Stephanie McMahon riding on Grantington Steele on the WWE Network for $9.99 (£6.71) a month!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

But according to Triple TEEF, you get to read on here about My hero Kane Vs Roman Reigns in a Last Man Standing Match for free!!!!!

If a steel chair is wedged between the turnbuckles, and Roman Reigns drives Kane headfirst into it… does that count as a chair shot to the head? ??? Hit me up on the TWITTAAAAR!!! @MZATheInfamous!!!

HERE WE GO!!! Roman Reigns has sent for the tables!!!! I hope Kane sets that sh!t pon FYYYYRRRRRRE!!!!

OH SNAP!!! Roman Reigns went for the Superman Punch, Kane with the sidestep – grabs him, Chokeslam through the table – BLAOW!!!!

Luckily for Reigns his SWAT gear cushioned some of that blow. Reigns able to recover, got the superman punch, ducks underneath Kane’s clothesline, comes off the ropes – SPEAR – BLAOW!!!! Kane tryna pull up with the ropes but it’s too late – 10 count!!!

Oh Kane….. I knew you should have set that muthaf***a on fire! Reigns would have lost for sure! Triple said he wanted to see the demon…. the demon got slayed yo!

Well if you wanna see tables set pon fyre you can see it pon de WWE Network, for $9.99 (£6.71)!!!

WHAT AN EPIC MMA/UFC STYLE PROMO PACKAGE BY BROCK LESNAR & JOHN CENA!!! But Brock said something that made me think – Yo WWE, you better rate this thing TV-14!!!! “I’m gonna leave John Cena in his own blood, urine & vomit…” Oh my god – OH… MY… GOD!!!!! (JR VOICE)

And if you wanna see the biggest fight of the summer then send for the WWE Network at only $9.99 (£6.71)!!!

Wait a minute…Sandow can’t come out to JR’s music????? After WWE treat him bad like that???? DISRESPECT!!!! Sandow you’re my dude but you gonna get buss arse for this surely!

OH SNAP!!!! HE WILL GET BUSS ARSE!!! MARK HENRY IN THE HIZ-HOOOUUUUUSEE! Bruk him up Henry…. THAT’S WHAT YOU DO!!

Oh no next week on Raw is gonna be MAAAAAAD! Hulk Hogan’s Born Day plus surprise guests???? Ok let’s get to guessing… Rowdy Roddy Piper gotta be there… Sandow will be there probably dressed up as Mr America and sh!t… how about The Rock & Stone Cold Steve Austin??? Nah that’s asking too much! But is $9.99 (£6.71) for the WWE Network asking too much?????

I like the banter and jokes surrounding the WWE Network between JAY-BEE and Lawler… it’s almost classic heel commentary! If those internet muthaf***az complain about this…. it makes me wanna rage like Ken in Fist of the North Star and throw fists at y’all muthaf***az!

 

What sort of move was that by Bertie???? That was like a reverse suplex off the top ropes!!!! And Ambrose survives??? DAYUUUM!!!

Bwoy Bertie was a tough opponent for Ambrose! 15mins42secs is the time to beat for Seth Rollins… Winner of beat the clock chooses the stipulation…. if I was Ambrose, If Seth fails to beat the clock I’d choose an ‘I’ll F**K YOU UP’ match and take the briefcase!

OK LADS HOLD YOUR NUTS AND KEEP YOUR PALMS ON EM! Miss Tight Up Skirt herself – Lana is in the hiz-houuuuussse! And if you want her to grip your nuts all you gotta do is send for the WWE Network for $9.99 (£6.71)!!!!

LAYDEEZ!!! If you’re bi-sexual and want Lana to give you that good scissor lovin, send for the WWE Network for only $9.99 (£6.71)!

Lana has a good singing voice don’t you think??? If you want her to sing happy birthday to you, you know what to do…..

WWE NETWORK, $9.99 (£6.71)!!!

Damnit I was hoping that Rusev would CRUSH that Zeb Colter….maybe I’ll see it at Summerslam…. on the WWE Net…. wait a minute, I won’t have to do that since I will be with the STC LIVE at the Hogshead!!!!

 

Trust DRY ENGLAND to be last with the WWE Network… 170 different countries get it from next week and we have to wait til October 1????? What sort of sh!t is that???? F**k that – I blame Cameron…. I bet he’s trying to add WWE Network tax on that sh!t! If anyone deserves the Fist of the North Star punches… or if there is anyone I hate more than the IWC… it’s that muthaf***a who calls himself the prime minister! Get me in the ring with that bastard – I’LL F**K HIM UP!

Ziggler just beat Cesaro???? The Grant Says – I think it was a mistake that Cesaro broke away from Heyman….ever since then he’s been losing and sh!t… and Anthony Cardenas – it’s not ‘jobbing’ if Cesaro loses once! It’s just a loss! No wonder Ric Flair hates us using wrestling terminology!

Look at the creativity behind Cody Rhodes new Stardust character!!!! It’s amazing!!!! Even his fighting style is different to that of Cody himself! It’s a damn shame that they not at Summerslams… there’s 8 matches signed and not one of em are for the tag team titles! Maybe a tag team turmoil is needed here??? Even if it’s for pre-show?

Oh no My hero Kane has taken back off his mask…. I hope it’s not back to the school trousers he wore….. Undertaker talk to your brother man!!!!

Do you think WWE2K15 will clock on to the crowd holding their phones with The Wyatt entrance?

Damn Jericho just cannot get a break!!!! Every week the lights go out and he gets buss arse by Bray Wyatt! I keep telling that muthaf***a to bring a chair with him every time he fights the Wyatt man dem… he never listens…. and oh yeah, get a stipulation going or something!!!

WTF IS THIS? Fandango’s new partner is MUTHAF***K!N HORNSWOGGLE??? F**KOUTTAHERE… I’m getting my Ice Cream… Incidentally French Vanilla (Summer Rae) and Caramel Sundae (Layla) are at ringside…. and I’d get all up in their guts! They want their pu$$y sucked… ICE CREAM!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Oh no! Bo Dallas lost again on Smackdown by DQ??? Dayuuum! R-Truth is on a role!!! Maybe R-Truth should face the Underta…… oh wait…..

Look at JAY-BEE with the piece of paper saying $9.99!!!! If I see fans in the crowd with $9.99 as signs I am gonna crack up!!!

Ok people, 15 minutes. 42 seconds or less for Seth Rollins to defeat Rob Van Dam…. something tells me Seth will fail to this…

OH SNAP!!!! Heath Slater replaces RVD in this beat the clock challenge??? The Authority is being TEEF here…. F**k that – it’s all about Stephanie Vs Brie now!

Wait a minute – Dean Ambrose at ringside…. uh-oh!!! What if Ambrose f**ks it up and Heath Slater wins?????!!! Now it’s got interesting!

Hold up – how did Ambrose manage to open the briefcase and rip up the contract???? He can’t do that!!!! He just poured popcorn and soda all over that muthaf***a! How is Rollins gonna cash in his cheque??? He CAN’T!!!! Well there goes my guess of the ladder match with the briefcase up for grabs down the sewer…. shout out to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles & Das Efx!

OH SNAP!!!!!!! Heath Slater win!!!!! BLODCLART!!!!!! Ambrose you gonna pay for that I will assure you!!

Oh hell naw!!! I have to wait til Smackdowns until Dean Ambrose names the stipulation??? Ok I’ll make an effort to watch that sh!t!!!GRANT BODY THRONE - P

Once again – Stephanie & Brie get the main event segment….. twice in a row??? THIS IS WHAT I CAME TO SEE!!! THE CONTRACT SIGNING! WWE Fans stand up! Wrestling nerds sit the f**k down!

Usually I hate the crowd for this but this time I respect them for this! Brie is gonna f**k up Stephanie for herself, Danny, Nikki, Big Show, The Rhodes Family, and CM PUNK!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YES!

What I saw next could be the funniest thing since GET IN THE CHAIR!

Stephanie signs the contract, slaps Nikki down! Before Brie could retaliate, Triple Teef pushes the table into the corner trapping Brie! LOOK AT THE SMILE ON HIS FACE!!! Stephanie with a Pedigree to Nikki – BLAOW!!!! OH SNAP!!!! Brie BEX!!! She slaps Triple!!!! But Stephanie grabs Brie, sets her up too! Pedigree into the canvas – BLAOW!!!!!

To those of you dyam arses who say Stephanie can’t wrestle, that she can’t fight, have you conveniently forgotten that Stephanie has been taking boxing lessons? That her husband is a 13 time Wrestling Champion who uses the hammer? So him teach her wrestling move???? Yeah you dumb wrestling internet keyboard warriors know it all don’t you? I actually remember Stephanie using the pedigree in the attitude era days… HA! I hope Danny has taught Brie how to use those pretty legs of hers to kick down Stephanie!

I AM KAZUYA GRANTSHIMA, THE MAN IN THE PURPLE SUIT, AND I GUT PUNCH INTERNET WRESTLING FANS LYRICALLY!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

#VOCAREADREGNUM!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1101: June 30, 2014!!!

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MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! WHOEVER LOSES, I WIN!!!

Yes John Cena! 15 times World Wrestling Federation Undisputed Champion!!!! It’s the way he won the titles as well, he hardly did anything in the match, he lay down for like 25 minutes in the match… then he dropped his super move on Kane & Randall, climbed the ladder, and the way he smiled at the camera when he took the titles… let’s be real – THAT WAS F**KED UP!!!

Shout out to WWE for ruining the Summerslam main event – John Cena Vs Brock Lesnar for the title…why the rarse did you release the poster before Munny Inna Bank start? But wait guys!!! CARD SUBJECT TO CHANGE. But don’t bank on it like the PPV!!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Enough of that sh!t, we must move on. I got my pringles, my galaxy chocolate cookie crumble, my supermalt, I got strawberry ice cream for later, jaffa cakes… I’m ready for this sh!t, are you??? RAW #1101! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZWord on the street is there is a returning ‘WWE champion’ in the hiz-house! Uh-oh… I can see the Philippa Brooks fans getting the Vaseline out…. oh jesus…

Uh-oh Triple Teef & Stephanie have a smile on their face… why the f**k is the crowd chanting Phillipa’s name? Yeah stop living in the past like Stephanie said!

Here comes the new World Wrestling Federation Champion! Ok you attitards don’t all rush to the toilet at once! Rub it in their face Cena! 15 times rude boy!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Cena is hoping to give Danny another opportunity to fight for the title! OH NO! Cena is on the cover of WWE2K15!!! It just gets better!!!! Stephanie dropping two foot to Cena’s music! I’m telling you! Stephanie is a hip hop head!!!

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But you’re not a hip hop head Triple Teef!!! Don’t talk that hip hop sh!t!!!! HA! HA! HA! Don’t give me joke!

Triple just gave Cena that same choice that Vincent Kennedy asked Austin! You want the easy way or the hard way!

Well the hard way it is! Fatal Four Way jump off at Battleground! Cena Vs Roman Reigns Vs Randall Orton Vs my hero Kane!!! And if Cena becomes superman that night as usual, Triple will draw for his Plan B: Seth Rollins!!!

So after what happened at Munny Inna Bank, maybe Dean Ambrose will go after Kane either somewhere down the road or at Summerslams! Don’t mind me I’m just doing the science…

Word up, I’m gonna tweet Stephanie and ask her what tunes she’s into… don’t believe me? WATCH!

Seth Rollins – I am finding it hard to hate you…. you are still the don! We are treated to another contest with him and RVD!

Who tried to tell me that Seth Rollins Curb Stomp super move was weak? That’s right it was Ian Cooper! GET IN THE CHAIR!!!!!

WROOOOOOOOOY!!!! Everytime Seth Rollins is about to cash his cheque, Dean Ambrose will appear and f**k him up!!! So what if it’s Cody Rhodes Vs Damian Sandow over again from last year….but with more INTENSITY and more MILITANT!!

UH-OH!!! here comes Rusev!!!! Fly that flag in celebration! Rusev – don’t you have thought of f**k!n Lana??? You must do surely!

Who will be America’s next failure??? OH NO! It’s that bastard Swagger and Zeb SAM_3287Colter! They represent everything about America and go against muthaf**az crossing the borders!

Is it me or is Lana laughing at Zeb Colter’s promo?

I guess Colter has thrown away his deportation list! He sees the big picture! Don’t think for one single SOLITARY SECOND that I will support Colter & Swagger just because they just turned face. They still disrespect MY PEOPLE! We The People? The Grant Says ‘WE, THE TIMBERLAND BOOT UP YOUR B!TCH @$$!!!’

The Usos entrance gotta be one of my favourites right now! Everything they say comes from the heart and then the pyro – BLAOW!!! Not only will they be in WWE 2K15, but hopefully The Wyatt Family’s entrance with the audience with their cell phones on! Big up to Jerry Lawler telling JAY-BEE to put his phone down!

Haha! You jabronies may not like JAY-BEE & Mike Cole not calling the match but instead talking about the dirty clothes of Luke Harper…BUT I DO… so F**K YOU!

GRANT BODY-P!!!

I’ve come to the conclusion that this ‘Whole World In His Hands’ thing depends on the crowd. See in certain cities they will sing that sh!t!!!! Other cities they are as dead as Fandango when I get my hands on him for kissing up my Layla!

Damn Nikki, they treating you bad because Brie sacrificed herself??? You gotta fight my girls by yourself? Oh well Nikki… good luck!!!

Since you jabronies have started sh!tt!ng on the WWE2K15 cover… maybe I should join in and see what it’s like to be a IWC b!atch… maybe Bo Dallas should be on the cover!!! I mean, he inspires millions the world over! All you gotta do is BO-LIEVE DAMNIT!

I’ll tell you this – Total Divas Season 3 gonna be MAAAAD if Stephanie and Brie’s storyline gets involved in the script!

Why have I got this feeling that Nikki WILL WIN this handicap match because Miss Girl Bye-Bye is acting a fool??? Oh forget it… They won but Miss Girl Bye-Bye is still acting a fool. What happened to U.N.I.T.Y. ladies?

Well ain’t that a b!tch… I’M AFRAID I GOT SOME BAD NEWS… Wade Barrett out the game with a shoulder injury… the Intercontinental championship is vacant. Shadfather says The I.C. Title is cursed, Mia Bonita says SmackDown is cursed, THE GRANT SAYS WADE BARRETT WAS CURSED EVER SINCE HE BURIED THE UNDERTAKER ALIVE IN 2010!!! You see? If Undertaker doesn’t get you in the physical, he’ll get you in the mental and spiritual. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!

Battle Royal jump off at Battleground for the Intercontinental Title… Well The Grant Says I have a feeling who is gonna win that… I’m gonna hold my tongue for now.

You what? Kofi Kingston defeated Cesaro during the commercial break? Now we back on and Cesaro beating down de black man? RACIAL MAN RACIAL!!!!!

This is f**ked up – is it because Cesaro knows Switzerland are gonna get knocked out the World Cup? Nah man – I like my Cesaro but Kofi has to go postal and beat down Cesaro like he did Randall!

YES! VINCENT KENNEDY!!!! Er wait a minute… that’s not VINCENT KENNEDY!!! That’s SANDOW KENNEDY! Oh hell naw!!! Hang on his impression might be good…

Oh dear Stephanie is not too happy!!!! She gonna send someone after Sandow for impersonating Vincent Kennedy…. NOT THE NOT SO GREAT KHALI!!! And he won as well! OH MY GOD NO! One chop to Sandow’s head top – BLAOW! Shadfather turn your head! I think he did quite well! What’s up Steph? Time of the month? You need some Infamous cocky with those vitamins girl???!!!

GRANT BODY-P!!!

The former WWE Champion is here! The Miz!!! Thank you Felix Pizarro for spoiling it for us! GET IN THE CHAIR!!!

He was filming The Marine 4? Wait a minute – wasn’t Summer Rae in that film too? And I’m sure he’s taking shots at The Rock here talking about Hollywood and turning his back… sounds like The Miz is embodying that role again! He’s out to main event WrestleMania…. boring….boring…bor-

BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!!!! BUMBACLART!!!! JERICHO???!!!!! LAWD HAVE MERCY!!!! Not one, but TWO former WWE Champions! How I laugh at one of the guys on Perfect Plex Radio who said Jericho was out with Fozzy… you can NEVER believe anything Jericho says!

Yeah talk sh!t now Miz – PPPPPPPPPP!!!!!! Jericho just punched the Miz through school buses!

HOLD UP!!!! The Wyatt Man dem!!!! They just brukk up Jericho!!! This is gonna be an EPIC storyline! Suddenly I am looking forward to Battleground! Money In The What???? In one fell swoop, RAW is BETTER than the PPV!

Now time for my baby girl Layla doing her ting! Forget about Fandumbgay – I’ll F**K HIM UP! WWE book it – Fandumb!tch@$$ Vs the Infamous Informer at Summerslam!

Now the ponce is fighting another ponce in Dolph Ziggler… say what? Summer Rae offered a truce to Layla??? I don’t like the smell of Summer Rae’s pum-pum…black man loves his fried fish but not if it’s rancid as Summer Rae!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

WTF is this??? Now Summer Rae is sticking her tongue down Ziggler’s throat???? URRRRGHHH DIRTY RATCHET!

See I said that this Stardust and Goldust was just a phase leading to the Summerslam Rhodes clash… but I dunno… because they are over with the crowd! I saw this match with them and Rybaxel on Munny Inna Bank, so I ain’t watching it again f**k that!

One thing worth noting – why are the crowd chanting FEED ME MORE at Ryback now???

Why do Goldust and Stardust look like they are in love with each other? I suppose you’re all off the hook Razor Ramon, Piper and especially Ahmed Johnson!

Are there still haters on Paige saying she should go back to NXT? BACKFOOT!!! AJ LEE IS BACK TOO??? MONEY IN THE WHAT???!!!

You mean to tell me that AJ Lee returns and all you b!tches can chant is CM Punk??? You wait til I go on radio… that’s all I’m saying!!!

Backside – we gonna get a rematch! AJ LEE! PAIGE! DIVAS CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH! HERE WE GO!!!

AND IT’S ALL OVER!!! SMALL PACKAGE DEFEATS PAIGE!!! AJ LEE – NEW DIVAS CHAMPION!!!! DROP THE BOMB ON EM!!!

Can you believe that after all we just seen, we have come to the main event! And that Triple TEEF is at ringside! There might be a sledgehammer nearby watch out!

Look at Roman Reigns embracing the audience and that Triple TEEF looking at him!!! It’s almost like Triple Vs The Rock all over again!

UH-OH!!! my hero Kane is out to destroy Cena! So that Seth can cash his cheque! Tombstone Cena into the concrete – BLAOW! But don’t forget – Ambrose WILL f**k up Seth! REMEMBER ME TELL YUH!

LOOK W’HAPPEN NOW! Ambrose came to brukk him up! But then Reigns with the spear to Kane again – BLAOW! Then the stare down between Reigns and the evil, EVIL, TRIPLE TEEF!!!! THIS IS AWESOME? THIS IS MUTHAF***K!N DAN! Like I could live through Roman Reigns warrioristically, I don’t give a damn if that word don’t exist! The road to Summerslam has begun people!

OFFICIAL STC THEME TUNE FOR WWE BATTLEGROUND 2014!

GRANT BODY – P!

#VOCAREADREGNUM!!!

#DOTHEKNOWLEDGE

#GETINTHECHAIR

#GWARNYUHBED

IT DON’T GET NO BETTER! STC 4 LIFE…..BEEEEEEEATCHHHHH!

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