Smack Talk Centre-Raw!!
“AIN’T NO STOPPING ONCE THE GUNS GET TO POPPIN, BY THE TIME YOU REACT YOUR BODY’S DROPPIN, BLEEDING, COUGHING, SOMEBODY NEED A COFFIN, AND THAT’S A DAMN SHAME!” (Bishop Lamont, Shoot Em Up, 2015)
From what I heard from Hell In a Cell, Brock was bleeding, but the person who needed a coffin was the Undertaker! The whole Wyatt Family beat him down and carried him away after the match… I hope they know what they’re doing… it took 4 men (Plus Brock) to destroy the Don of Dons, but Undertaker is ONE MAN. Who is the TRUE Face of Fear? I put that to YOU!
I’m on catch up, WWE.Com will tell the Infamous Informer how it went down! RAW #1170! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!
Ok, this is how it goes down. 4 matches set up. The winner advances to the Fatal 4 Way jump off. The winner faces Seth Rollins for the World Wrestling Federation Championship at the ‘Survival Series’. (Shout out to Spotface!) The San Diego crowd love the contest between Reigns & Kingston. They love the contest between Owens & Cesaro. Reigns & Owens advance so far… I already have a feeling where this is going…
What was that? Every TALK SHOW wants a piece of Paige? Well the Grant says I can’t speak for Fox Radio 1340am Hopewell but STC from the UK sure as hell DON’T WANT A PIECE of your undernourished @$$!
Seems as though there’s a reconciliation with PCB??? I dunno it doesn’t look settling from where I’m sitting in the University of Wolverhampton!!!
BELLADASHIANS! What a way you look nice in your lil’ white & red wrestling attire!!! Make me wanna slap it up two-time!
Good reverse psychology by Brie…”You want Becky???” The crowd would chant YES… but if they did, Brie would kick Charlotte on the Danny Bryan tip! Luckily the crowd clocked on and chanted NO! As she kicked Charlotte in her chest!
Oh man! I have yet to see somebody kick out of Nikki’s rack attack super move… (We know some NXT women who can Grant) I’ll keep it in mind!
Hol on…. Paige – TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!!!!!!!!!!!!! She has truly turned evil against Charlotte & Becky!!!! Kicked dem down, hit em with the RamPaige super move and got Charlotte in the Paige TapOut Submission move! I HATE THIS UGLY FALSE T!TT!£D B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TCH!!!!!
If this leads to a Divas title match at the Survival Series… I hope Charlotte twists this b!tch back to Henglan! Then my sister can F**K her up some more!
GRANT BODY – P!!!
BIG UP BERTIE! NEW WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION United States…CHAMPION!!! Drop the BOMB on em!
What I don’t get is… I thought Zeb Colter don’t like people crossing the borders so why is he supporting a man he accused of doing that??? Wack Swagger ain’t gonna like this surely?
What made Colter change his tune? He said John Lennon talked sense into him with a tune call ‘Imagine’… you sure it wasn’tDr.Dre & Snoop Dogg???
It’s all about MexiMerica now! I can ride to that… maybe Colter was locked up in jail and got ‘American History X’ in the shower…
Bertie defeats Neville in another good contest… oh I remember! Lillian can announce him in Spanish again!!!! It’s a NEW DAY, YES IT IS! (Pun intended!) Bertie advances!
With that said, let’s emblazon a pic of Lillian’s fine @$$ (literally) to remind us why The Rock had to fix his trousers…
Check this out from WWE.Com’s own Anthony Benigno:
“There might be something to this international coalition of pain that Rusev, Sheamus & King Barrett have cooked up. Not only have the foreign menaces dispatched of Dolph Ziggler, Cesaro & Neville, but they also rebounded from a disappointing showing at Hell in a Cell Kickoff to roll over Ryback & The Dudleys on Raw in a battle of the collective losers from Hell in a Cell.”
Has creative finally clocked on to a storyline which was in the WWE’12 Videogame? I smell a Survival Series traditional match in the oven don’t you? It just needs extra seasoning…
Hey you got a new rocking chair Wyatt! NICE! It would be a shame if someone set fire to it…
OHHHHHHHHHH SH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!T!!! FYYYYRE! IT’S KAAAAAAAANNNNE!!!!!! Come on Kane! DESTROY WYATT! He OUTTA ORDA & BRIGHT! BEAT OUT HIS BLODCLART!!!
How dare Wyatt stay in his seat! MUTHAF***A!!!
A wha de? The Wyatt bwoy dem, double chokeslam to Kane – BLAOW!!!
They took off with Kane just like they did his brother!!!!
I gotta round up my clan and destroy these fools!
On a real – I LOVE THIS STORYLINE! Have creative handed the keys to the Wyatts as well???
Do the knowledge – Ziggler & Big E fighting for the final spot in the Fatal 4 Way #1 contender main event… Tyler Breeze and Summer Rae are watching at ringside… as I see that, I already knew Ziggler ain’t gonna be the #1 contender… but a future contest between Breeze and Ziggler would be fantastic… shame I’m not a fan of either of em…
GRANT BODY – P!!!
HAHAHAHAHAAHA!!! Big E taking a bite out of Tyler & Summer’s food while he’s fighting!
Hey, if creative handed the keys to New Day, don’t you think Big E should incorporate a 5-Count when he pins his opponent’s shoulders to the mat??
It just breaks my heart knowing that soon Ambrose and Reigns will collide… I see Ambrose telling Reigns how close he is to the title before getting screwed…I seen it though… like a Zenith, you know what I mean?
I see you Miz! Rocking the WWE2K16 game! I got mine!!!! (Well I’ll have it Friday) GET YOURZ! But don’t act like you badder than Austin, Miz… he can’t fight but he can still drop stunners and mudholes on ya and walk it dry!
Big up Seth Rollins! The current World Wrestling Federation Champion! It doesn’t matter to him who he faces at Survival Series – he defeated my hero Kane… I’d be feeling good too if I was him!
OH SNAP! Kevin Owens and Ziggler tried a big super plex on Bertie, but Bertie fights out of it, then Reigns with a superman punch to Bertie outta nowhere – BLAOW! Ziggler with a super kick to Reigns! Owens comes through with a suplex to Ziggler! Owens is feeling it! Cannonball to Ziggler! But as he drops another cannonball to Bertie, Reigns hits Bertie with his running front drop kick from the outside!
Owens & Reigns square off! The crowd is going nuts! Owens about to hit the pop-up powerbomb, but Reigns uses counter technique – Superman punch to Owens jawbone!
Reigns comes off the ropes – SPEAR to Owens – BLAOW!!!! Roman Reigns – NEW #1 contender!!! The women’s panties are wet!
Shout out to STC’s Felix Pizarro – he seems pessimistic about WWE’s direction to big BIG WRESTLEMANIA 32… We still In October! How does he figure that? WrestleMania 32 is in APRIL!!!! I’d love to hear from him…DON’T YOU???
IT DON’T GET NO BETTER! STC 4 LIFE…..BEEEEEEEATCHHHHH!
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