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Monday Night Raw #1137, March 9, 2015!!!

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The Infamous Informer

I have a question for y’all, If Biggie Smalls was alive, do you think he would have appeared on WWE? Do you think he would have performed at a RAW or WrestleMania??? I say he would have. People say that if Big & Pac were alive, we wouldn’t have guys like Wiz Khalifa, who IS performing, that’s the part where I take my essential toilet break… unless of course he gets interrupted by BRRRROCCCK LESSSNAR!!!

I’m the Infamous Informer, and I have NO sympathy, NO compassion, NO remorse, and if Khalifa gets BUSS ARSE, I will……LAAAAAAAUGGGH!!!!!

Biggie Smalls Is Da Illest! RAW #1137, HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZThe Authority are proud of Randall Keith Orton!!!! Little do they know that Randall is playing them all!!! B!TCHES!!!

Listen to the Authority d!ck riding Randall!!! See Randall is like that dude – Agito Makashima… don’t know who he is? He’s the DON in the Guyver Anime Series! GUYVER III MUTHAF***A!

GUYVER 3Randall is gonna go all the way with this!!!!! Just like an undercover cop!!!!

Oh snap! Randall’s putting the Authority on BLAST!!!! It’s true – they are supposed to be OFFICIAL bad mans!!! They are acting like b!tches!!!!

Remember just a few years back you jabronies were saying Randy Boreton??? Remember that???? Now you cheer him…. Who’s changed???? HA! EXPOSED!!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

They got that first segment done in just under 15 minutes! Very good!!!!

What the hell is Stardust doing with the IC Title??? Damn the IC title is getting f**ked like Suzette!!!! (Who’s Suzette???) I don’t know… ask GZA!!!! (Wu-Tang fans know what I did there!)

See that’s why me nah support Wade Barrett again, lost to Danny Bryan, he can’t tek di pressure… hits the bullhammer on Danny while he was celebrating… little biatch… next minute Dean F**k!ng Ambrose comes out and claps down Barrett!!! Haha!!!!

Doesn’t look like Goldust vs Stardust is running at WrestleMania at all… that’s cool with me still… I can ride to that! Goldust in the Battle Royal maybe? Stardust in the ladder match? No problems here!

Er Stardust… leaving the IC Title on the ring post doesn’t sound too smart!

What I wanna know is, how come Wade Barrett hasn’t come for his title???? What is he a sissy???? HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Oh here he is! Wade tryna beat on Ambrose, but he’s brought Ziggler, Harper, Danny and Stardust in the brawl!

I love this IC storyline!!!! Now we got 7 cats fighting over the IC title! But R-Truth is a clever muthaf***a! Wade Barrett getting bex with Truth because he got the title… So Truth is like – here, now stop your noise! Barrett retreating up the stairs only to find out he got the toy belt! That time Truth run gone with the real title! OH LAWWWWD!!!!

Big ups to Connor The Crusher! It’s funny, we the fans were talking about Connor getting inducted, (he beat Triple TEEF!!!!) Not only is he inducted, he gets the Ultimate Warrior award! THAT IS DAN!!!!

Connor beat Triple TEEF

You think about it, not many have beat Triple because he uses the hammer! But Connor did it! RESPECT!

Oh no…. pay attention, Paul Heyman is here!!!! OHHHHHH SH!!!!!!!!!!T! He got a video for us!

What a nice man… Heyman shows us a look at Roman Reigns and his career….

GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY!!!! Paul Heyman might have out done himself from last weeks promo!!! He broke the mic again!!! He even hinted that Brock will UNIFY the UFC and WWE title!!! Can he do that??? BACKSIDE! Now the title no longer belongs to WWE? And if WWE tries a screwjob move or sends Seth Rollins to cash his cheque…. Somebody Gotta Die! If I Go, YOU GOTTA GO!!!

 

BACKFOOT! Erick Rowan won a match!!!!! only because Big Show hit the Sean P on Glenn…. That ain’t the issue hold up…

Now look what you two have done… you sent Stephanie’s sexy @$$ out here…. oh hang on that’s a good thing!

Yes – you two jabronies need to fix up – Stephanie – just give the man back his mask if you want him to be a don again… stop this Sunday School Trousers crap!

Look at the state of Wiz Khalifa??? Him nah dress proper! Hang on – look at Wizdow! He has ‘TGOD’ written on his hoodie? WTF does ‘T’ stand for??? If I find out it is a shot at Wu-Tang’s U-God….

STC WRESTLEMANIA 31 SIGN BDSIRSo while Wiz Khalifa chats his nonsense wearing a John Cena shirt walking round with sh!t locks… let the Infamous Informer entertain you with a proper tune, since we are celebrating Biggie’s life right now…

OH MY GOD!!! Summer Rae & Eva Marie dep pon mi telly??!!!! Let me pay attention… let me see if All Red Everything has improved her fighting style…

Oh – it’s a singles competition??? Ah sh!t!!!!

Right AJ Lee won – enough of that sh!t… now Sting explains why he wants to f**k up Triple Teef…

Well I can’t lie, during the Monday Night Wars and the attitude era, WCW was losing the war… who was WWF champion for the majority of that time? TRIPLE TEEEEEEEEEEEF!!! He used the hammer! I told you that man is NO GOOD! Amy Winehouse warned yo @$$!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Bless Curtis Axel! He’s after the US title at Big Big WrestleMania???? I say let him through! The crowd love him!

He’s like a glorified jobber – I’m not sure if Hulk Hogan or Mr Perfect will like what they are seeing here… oh well… no WrestleMania for Curtis Axel…. hey – maybe he will win the Battle Royal???

Well Cena did warn Rusev that if he talks sh!t about America, Cena gonna f**k him up….

…and he did using the STF super move! I smell an I QUIT match or some sort of submission match… look at Cena’s face when Lana accepted the challenge? BACKSIDE!!!! That ain’t heroic at all! It’s like Spiderman in the venom outfit!!!

Do I smell a Fatal 4 Way tag team championship match at WrestleMania as well? Cesaro/Kidd Vs Usos Vs New Day Vs.. the Ascension maybe? I hope so… I can ride to that! Everyone must decorate the kitchen table!

The MAN in the PURPLE SUIT!WHAAAAAAAAT!!! Naomi Vs Natalya right now???? Ok where’s the cocoa butter….

THAT’S WHAT’S UP!!! Naomi win again!!! Dayuuum I am fixing my trousers right now! Oh hang on what is this Los Jobberdore nonsense…Ok let me rephrase my vision – I smell a tag team turmoil match at WrestleMania…

While that’s on I’m gonna take a look at Ani James on babestation… she’s so fine – she makes my eyes roll into the back of my head!

We got 14,107 chanting that muthaf***a’s name… I just wanna line em all up and throw those d!ckhead wrestling fans in the concentration camps, Grant Hitler on they @$$!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Hmph! Here comes that outta order & bright Wyatt, he doesn’t watch the news! F**k!n with Undertaker is like throwing yourself head first in the grave and calling for the people to dig in the dirt!

14,107 with their iPhone lit up, you guys gonna get buss arse!

You see what happen when you f**k around with the urn? The powers come out, lights go out, all you see is lightning, the bell tolls, suddenly Sister Abigail’s armchair appears, all you hear is the Don’s voice… YOU WILL, REST IN PEACE!!!! But Wyatt seems to be laughing about it! The rocking chair bunn up! Wyatt goose cook! And he don’t even know it!!!!

I don’t think it’s worth talking about the handicap match between Roman Reigns and Seth/Randall… what I can say is this… NOW they are building that WrestleMania flava!

How dumb is Seth Rollins! Randall told him straight – he was gonna f**k him up… and that’s exactly what he did! Seth goes for the tag – Randall put his middle fingers up!!! Did he just do that? I think he did! Then the voices in his head chat to him, and told him to F**k up Seth Rollins! Destroyed him from pillar to post! FROM PILLAR TO POST! Vicious chair shots! a DDT into the concrete floor! sets up announce table, measures Rollins, RKO – BLAOW!!!!!!

The question remains – why didn’t Stephanie come out to stop this one? She did when it came to Big Show & Glenn! Oh that’s right… she remembered what happened in 2009!!!! Yep – best to stay out of Randall’s way when the voices chat to him!

THEY SAY, THAT WHEN IT RAINS, IT POURS… THEY’RE RIGHT!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1129, January 12, 2015!!!

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You IWC muthaf***az are obviously either blind, deaf, or stupid, you know why? Because last week, I saw THREE GUYS get ‘fired’… I had my best friend come check me the other day, and he told me – ‘someone told him that ZIGGLER got fired…’ and the worst part is: It’s still real to you damnit!!!! I can say two things: one, Kudos to WWE for still provoking emotion out of you muthaf***az, that shows that when a heel does his thing right, and fans are wilding for days, WWE did their job. The second, and most important… SHUT THE F**K UP!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

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Big ups to Macho Man Randy Savage! Finally in the Hall of Fame!!! And rightfully deserved! For all you dumb muthaf***az who still want C***s B****t in the Hall Of Fame… GET IN THE CHAIR!!! RAW #1129! HOLD DAT – BLAOW!

WWF PROPA TINGZWell John Cena looks his happy cheerful self…. maybe he’s had a revelation???

WHOA!!!! Cena using IWC tactics here!!!! Use the hashtag #AuthoritySucks! He knows he wasn’t accountable for that sh!t the Authority pulled! I’m not gonna join the trend for the simple reason – I LIKE THE AUTHORITY! Especially that Stephanie – OHHHH! Front way – Back way – I’d tear her @$$ up!!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Do we wanna see the three stars back in WWE? Well for me 2 out of 3 ain’t bad!!!! All Cena has gotta do, is defeat Seth Rollins…. in a Lumberjack match… sounds simple enough… Oh wait… it’s all the cats that support the Authority and all the Cena haters….

Wait a minute – the #1 Trend Worldwide is #RAWNewOrleans? I thought it was #Authority Sucks??? Isn’t that like an epic fail Cena? It’s only The Rock who can command such a trend!

Trust me Mike Cole: Cena doesn’t feel responsible… that’s the Authority using psychology on that sh!t! Now you jabronies love off your Ziggler, so you have no alternative to support Cena here! Is he a c**t now Robert Ashford! HA! I MADE YOU LOOK!

Maybe he is!!!! OH NO!!! The Big Show with the Sean Price Punch to Cena – P!!!!! Rollins wins! And Ziggler, Rowan & Ryback are still out of a job… BOO HOO – GET OVER IT!!! That’s what Ziggler’s brief says! OVER IT!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

So hold on… Naomi gotta fight with one arm tied behind her back??? I’d tie her with both hands but that’s just me – ahem – but if Ambrose doesn’t pass some stupid @$$ test he can’t fight in the rumble???

Now #LumberjackMatch is the #1 trend pon di twitter? HA! F**k all that – follow us pon di twitter – @stc_wwe and use the hashtag #fcukouttahere!

Next week on RAW: Hogan, Michaels, Razor Ramon and Ric Flair N!**@ all up in effect!!!! I see what’s going on there… that’s a WWE Network UK move… and guess what? I’m still not sending for that rarse!!! At least not now!

What’s this sh!t Big Slow be talking???? Did you listen to half the sh!t he says??? Nah, me either… something about Roman Reigns being a loser… even my stream can’t be bothered with this sh!t! it’s gone and crashed on me! Now I don’t know what Roman Reigns said to Big Slow! Or was it a blessing in disguise? Answers on a postcard please!

Maybe I should send for the WWE Network… this is not cool yo!

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Look how long Alicia Fox has done this wrestling sh!t… if she can’t defeat Naomi with one hand tied GRANT - BODY - Pbehind her back Alicia will bring shame and disgrace to herself!

I bet that makes Booker-T feel sweet when he saw Alicia drop the scissors kick on Naomi! It made me feel sweet just seeing Naomi full stop!!! I bet sex with her is out of this world!!! That @$$ tho!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

On a real though, I love Stephanie but she doesn’t wanna f**k with Naomi… I’m telling you that from now! She put Naomi in that predicament in the first place!

I gotta respect any one who goes against Miz… knowing everything Miz does Sandow does! Down to the bumps! I respect them because how can they not laugh?! Because I’m an Undertaker fan… I’d love to imagine what would happen if he went against The Miz with Sandow there too? THAT would have me in stitches…

Damn I gotta say, Today is a good day for anyone who supports the Authority!!!! I mean, Big Show punches Roman through school buses, Alicia wins her match, Seth Rollins beats Cena, now The Miz defeats the Uso brudda!

Come on WWE! I know you want Roman Reigns to be your next top dude but you cannot deny Danny’s popularity, why won’t you let things run naturally??? It will break my heart to see cats boo Roman Reigns out of the building because he was…’forced down our throats’… look at Danny! He got the Yes movement rolling again, after jabroni journalists were quick to talk sh!t on their blogs talking about – the YES movement is over… does it matter if he has the look? He has the skills and with a simple YES! Chant brings a powerful message to the youth! Even your father Stephanie, embraces the chant now…

You need to get with the programme baby girl!

I see what you tryna do, anything to put Danny back on the shelf… so you send Glenn after Danny… er Steph, that ain’t gonna work you know why? because it was My Hero Kane who took out Bryan… not Glenn you silly girl!!!

By the looks of this brawl, Danny’s fighting style remains unchanged! I sincerely hope he has an alternative top rope move! I don’t know about that flying headbutt yo!

I don’t get it – why is Natalya & TJ at ringside when Paige and Brie Bella are fighting? Answers on a postcard please!

Oh I remember now! TJ has his hands on the Bellas lately hasn’t he?? See if wrestling recycles itself then if I wrote the script I would have had Cena suddenly come out and drop the AA/FU on TJ for ‘no reason!!!’ (No Reason??? Well you do the knowledge… observe…)

Haha! Paige just slapped TJ – WHAMMMM!!! And Natalya liked that sh!t! Look how fine Natalya is! I’m telling you man – Natalya ain’t getting that good loving… I gotta song for you Natalya, and it goes a lil’ something like this:

And I know you’re getting bored, dealing with him,

I know you miss my lovin, my thuggin, Thug Lovin!!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!

Who else than to induct Randy Savage than the other half of the Mega Power himself – Hulk Hogan!

Macho Man Randy Savage – SALUTE THIS MAN! I have to admit though, I wasn’t a fan of him, I didn’t dislike him either… he was just one of the guys that was there that you simply couldn’t miss! What I can say, Macho Man was my dude in Spiderman!

“Please Lock the Cage Door At This Time!!!” Doesn’t it sound TEEF when the announcer says that? We need him for WrestleMania 31 that’s my word!!

I can imagine the IWC saying stupid sh!t like – ‘Spiderman knows how to take bumps!!!’

WHAT SORT OF MOVE WAS THAT BY THE ASCENSION??? It was like a double team reverse release flapjack or some sh!t!!! OH LAWWWD – I dunno you know! They could be better than the Road Warriors… HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Quote from Mike Cole ‘They say they are better than Demolition, the Road Warriors, the Powers Of Pain… Soon they are gonna compare themselves to the Mega Powers’… Uh oh don’t rattle Hogan’s cage Cole!!!

…and now we will never know who is the official bad man between Ryback and Rusev (storyline folks don’t get cocky) so instead we get Ambrose Vs Rusev… er I like both guys… so I wanna see a good clean fight, ok???!! Ok er maybe not…

Gotta say I love that move by Dean Ambrose – I’m sure it’s in the WWE2K15 game – where he looks like he’s gonna fall out the ropes but bounces back and claps em down with a mean clothesline!

Damn Ambrose! You must be the only dude that loses matches and the IWC b!tches don’t call you a jobber/someone who gets buried!!! Damn the Authority is killin em this week!

WHOA!! They made Brock speak on the mic!!!! (Hold your heart Grant) Don’t worry I’m here!!!! He says he gonna conquer everybody! YES!!!!

Contracts signed, no going back now! Is it me or does it seem that Brock has become more of the ‘neutral’ or ‘tweener’ character here? Because Mr Tandem Engine (Rollins) has taken this heel sh!t to a new level! (well not quite Triple’s level) but you get the idea!

HERE WE GO! Seth takes the first swing, misses, Cena comes with counter technique, Brock Lesnar – German Suplex to Cena! German Suplex to Rollins! Cena recovers, FU to Lesnar through the table – BLAOW! Turns to Triple – and says this -‘Do you see me now??’ (WrestleMania 31 hint)

Rollins recovers, bounces off the ropes, Curb Stomp to Cena – BLAOW! Here’s the big one – bounces off the turnbuckles, Curb Stomp to Lesnar – BLAOW!!!

I know what you’re thinking… Rollins is a DEAD MAN at the rumble! I don’t think Triple is a fan of Ice Cube, but Stephanie knows her hip hop, and as far as the Authority… she’s gotta say, Today Was A Good Day!

GET IN THE CHAIR!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1121: November 17, 2014!!!

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You know what? Every year I delete the data from my WWE games off my PS3 to make space for the new one… for some reason one mind told me NOT to delete 2K14…. I’m glad I didn’t… now I’m hearing that the PS4/XB1 versions of the game ain’t all that either… like dayuuuuum! Seriously it might as well have been an upgrade like Street Fighter, where I downloaded the upgrade to Ultra Street Fighter IV and sh!t… don’t get me wrong, I like the game… but not able to put Ain’t No Grave to Undertaker’s entrance or Method Man’s ‘Kane’ to Kane’s entrance is unforgivable…not to mention NO LAYLA in the game… HEINOUS. 2K Games: GET IN THE CHAIR!!!!

Will the Authority survive? Or will the IWC be subject to Cena’s rule? Everybody, wants to rule the world… shout out to Tears For Fears…. RAW #1121! HOL’DAT -BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZNow we gotta deal with this grumpy cat… which I’m sure is WWE taking the p!$$ out of the IWC because what are they? GRUMPY! Yeah I said it! Don’t mistake me, Infamous Informer, Wolverhampton’s Last Outlaw, Grant Body – P! for one of YOUUUUUU!!!!

Oh no not the authority!! RAW opens with ANOTHER Team Authority segment???? Ok backing Team Cena! ARE YOU MAD???? After what Triple pulled last week…. LONG LIVE THE AUTHORITY!!!!

Ok Stephanie you just described Kane as sick and twisted monster… you gonna give him his mask??? You better!!!!!

Enough chat from Triple & Steph…. Ryback is out here – Feed Me More of that pu$$y Steph!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Why you bringing up old sh!t Steph? Footage of Cena running down Ryback and sh!t…. they had their beef back last year… I see what you tryna do Steph! Working brain and sh!t!!!

Ok Ryback playing that ‘Austin’ role… I’m on the side I’ve always been on, and that’s MINE!

Yes Luke Harper! Listen to Triple TEEF! DECIMATE DOLPH ZIGGLER! KILLLLLL HIM!!!

YES!!! Patterson & Brisco start brukk up Ziggler! Rollins lick him down with the briefcase! The match nah start yet! THIS IS GREAT!

OH SNAP! It’s for the Intercontinental title and sh!t! Come on ref let’s go! Ring the bell damnit!

OH SNAP!!!! KISS MI NECKBACK! LUKE HARPER – NEW INTERCONTINENTAL….. CHAMPION!!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!!! I feel like dancing like Triple Teef and sh!t!

….and Seth Rollins – Curb stomp to Ziggler – BLAOW!!!!! WROOOOOOOOY!!!!! First Great Khali is let go, now Ziggler get buss arse! SHOUT OUT TO ICE CUBE!

Oh my god this grumpy cat is real! I thought it was a still picture that posted memes!

What is this? The Bunny wants a piece of Natalya??? Who gives a f**k about the Adam Rose/ Tyson Kidd match? well certainly not me! The Bunny got taste in women if you ask me!!!

Mi nah understand all this nonsense between Bray Wyatt & Dean Ambrose… f**k all that cryptic sh!t – just fight damnit! I do know this: Both of em are not all there in their headtop!

In Prisoner Cell Block, they call it Solitary. In WWE. they call it the doghouse! Talk sh!t, and you get f**ked up every week. In the case of Cesaro…. he’s about to be f**ked up by Ryback…

Will you three muthaf***az (Cole/Lawler/JayBee) stop talking about what would happen if the Authority loses at Survivor Series and call the damn match???? Two talented muthaf***az – Ryback and Cesaro and that’s all you mans can chat bout…. BLODCLART!!!

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Lana, I am disappointed at you & Rusev, I thought you would have desecrated the US title by now and created a Russian title….

That is f**ked up – to advertise the Survivor Series that is FREE… while UK cats still have to pay £14.95 for that rarse!

Oh Lana just said SHUT-TUP to the fans…. my tingz stand up again!!! And Lana put the US on blast about Kim Kardashian showing her @$$ all over the internet! WTF?!!! Lana wants to show the world her topless pics??? Have we gone TV14 suddenly??? Well fear not, if Lana won’t show us… I WILL!!!

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Heath Slater – WHERE ARE YOU GOING??? Send for the Accolade Rusev!!! If Swagger could beat him, Big E, Mark Henry, Big Show… what chance did you have???? You dyam arse!

Er Erick Rowan…that cat is not Renée Young….. er…. even Miz & Sandow look confused… making these Wyatt man look fool… they supposed to be scary and sh!t!

What’s Stephanie doing? She’s not about to trouble Big Show is she? Remember when she slapped him up and f**ked with him? She’s f**k!ng with him now….

WHOA!!!! Induct Big Show into the Hall of Fame 2015 if he steps down from Cena’s team? Think about it Show! Remember how Steph & Triple f**ked with you last year!!!

WTF? Suddenly Sheamus is an illegal citizen? Is this where you come in Zeb Colter? Well do your job jabroni! Oh that’s right – Rusev f**ked you up at Summerslam! YOU B!TCH!

Hang on – they fight for a championship opportunity? I thought Cena got that already! Nah I smell a rat here! Stephanie wukkin brain as usual to take down Team Cena… all this Authority dissecting sh!t they doing is only telling me that Team Cena gonna win at Survivor Series… I hope it’s not the case! But I’m not gonna tweet my displeasure at Triple! I’m not like you Internet Wrestling B!tches! All Stephanie has to do is give back Kane his mask! No need for this divide & conquer sh!t!!!

There you go! I knew full well neither was getting title shot! Rusev & Mark Henry out to finish the both of em! OH SNAP!!! Mark Henry setting up the announce table! Mark Henry with the world’s strongest slam to Sheamus – BLAOW!!! THATS WHAT I DO!!!!

I can’t lie Brie looks sexy dressed up as AJ!!!! GOD DAYUUUUM!!! Sorry Danny… and sorry Philip for that matter… I gotta send for the Cocoa Butter…GRANT THAT'S WHAT I DO

GRANT BODY – P!!!

If you gonna chant CM P**K… you might as well chant Cena & Danny as well!

UH-OH!!! Was Brie meant to do that? Pin her sister like that??? Er that was cool considering she was meant to be Nikki’s assistant which was a ridiculous storyline if you ask me… and I love women! There is so much Nikki could have done… supposed to be hated but it only has guys wanting to f**k Nikki Bella even more!

Look at Brie celebrating like a fool with AJ on that Danny Bryan sh!t… AJ with a kick to the mid section of Brie… DDT into the canvas – BLAOW!!!

8 man tag team contest??? On Raw? Fatal 4 Way Tag Team Championship match at Survivor Series??? NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!! It should be the other way round! Why call this sh!t Survivor Series? You might as well call it WWE…..er….WWE…. Fully Loaded or some sh!t like that! WWE wonders why the Smack Talk Centre ain’t organising sh!t til the Royal Rumble! But believe me when I say – that sh!t is gonna be OFF THE HOOK!!! THEY SHOOTING! AH MADE YOU LOOK!

Trust the Miz to act like a B!TCH! Tags MizDow, the crowd loves him. Then he tags himself back in instantly… I hope he gets BUSS ARSE!

So… if the Authority has f**ked up Cena’s team apart from Cena… who else gonna sign the contract for this match??? I wonder if Vincent Kennedy might come out and switch sh!t up??? Ok I’m probably asking too much…

What’s wrong with Triple Teef? he sounds worried and sh!t…. now he’s tryna convince himself – THEY…WILL…NOT…LOSE!!!

HA! HA! Triple don’t give me joke… looking for Cena’s ‘teammates’… We can’t see them!!!

Triple is killing me! He’s going to sleep through Cena’s promo!!!! He can’t do that!

HAHA! Ok that was funny… Cena says when he’s done with Rollins he will be cleaning toilets!!! HA! HA! I gotta rate Cena for trying to sway me to back his team!

Seems like it will take more than beat downs to take out Ziggler & Big Show – but here’s the twist – Eric Rowan has joined Cena’s team???? BACKSIDE!!!! So has Ryback!!! So wait there – Sheamus is out the game now…. what de rarse??!!! I should back Team Cena but I’m sorry – my hatred for Dolph Ziggler run deep – I can’t put it aside – plus two of my favourite dudes – Rusev & Mark Henry ride for the Authority… did Cena just put Triple TEEF through the announce table??? HE CAN’T DO THAT!!!!

He just did – BLAOW!!! Now I know Team Authority GOT THIS!!!!

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