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Monday Night Raw #1120: November 10, 2014!!!

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The Infamous Informer

First things first I, Poppa, freaks all the honeyz… er hang on wrong intro….

First things first man you f**k!n with the worst, I’ll…. er oh dear that’s not it either…

First things first, I, the Infamous Informer, Wolverhampton’s Last Outlaw, Grant Body – P! wants to give a shout out to STC members Billal Ilyaz and Charles King – they represented tonight in Liverpool England for RAW live… from what they’re saying without revealing spoilers, Raw was a good show.. well I’LL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT!!!!

No WWE Network so was it Judgment Day for the WWE in the UK? RAW #1120… HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZShout out to my newest hero Rusev – NEW WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION U.S. CHAMPION!!!! I wonder if he’s thrown the belt in the bin yet?

OH SH!T!!! The UK have a song for Cena! JOHN CENA SUCCCCKS! JOHN CENA SUCCCCKS! Haha I’m not a Cena hater but that is brilliant!

Cena’s got another new muthaf***in shirt… there’s one for your WWE2K15 customisation…

For real? Zack Ryder was gonna join Team Cena? He’s out for 6 months? BEST NEWS I’VE HEARD SO FAR!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

UK chanting for Ziggler…. damnit Authority f**k him up so he can be outta here for 6 months!

OH HELL NAW!!!! Cena calls out Ryback to talk Survivor Series plans… guess who has to come out…. TRIPLE TEEEEEF!

Stephanie looks sexy as usual but look who’s riding with the team! Mark Henry! They got Seth, Kane – er I mean Glenn, now Mark??? Cena got who? Ziggler? Swagger? Straight away I know who I’m backing! (I know Triple you gotta laugh! Cena’s team is WACK!!!!)

Hang on Stephanie you can’t use God Save The Queen for her new entrance??? And as for you Triple, did you call yourself GOD???? OH NO YOU DIDN’T!!!! BLASPHEMY!!!

For real? Mark Henry Vs Ziggler????? WICKED!!! I got my Mark Henry shirt on!!!!

Look at Stephanie bigging up Ryback??? Do you want his d!ck too???GRANT BENT ON DESTRUCTION

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Jesus have mercy – did Cena just call Triple a WANKER???? He can’t do that???!!!

So what’s it gonna be Ryback? Authority or Cena? He ain’t afraid of no Authoritaah, but Cena pays for Nikki’s t!++!£$ – Ryback with a spinebuster to Cena – BLAOW!!!!

First match – Seth Rollins Vs Wack Swagger… curb stomp his b!tch @$$ Rollins!!!

While that’s happening – big up the Liverpool crowd – not only did they chant ‘Where’s Our Network?’ they also had a sign crossing out the $9.99 and in its place – £6.31!!! SUPERB!!!! Stephen Cooper they might not be as smart as you but you gotta give them credit for their sh!t!!!

I’m glad Rollins got to the ropes when Swagger got the Patriot Lock… Rollins can’t do the curb stomp and sh!t!

YES!!! Rollins Curb Stomped that muthaf***a through the canvas – BLAOW!!! THAT’S WHAT’S UP! Now if Mark Henry can take out Ziggler as well… that will make me a happy man!!!!

Yeah Seth – do it again! Curb stomp – BLAOW!!!

NO!!!! The announcers advertised the Network on UK shores! WWE just Curb Stomped us!!!! Unless you’re as clever as  Stephen Cooper or my ninja Shadfather who got the sh!t unofficially at £6.31!!!

GOD DAYUUUM ALICIA!!! Come here girl!!! Makes me think of that tune… Alicia needs some Gangsta Lovin’!

Naturally the UK are backing Paige… yes that no curves no batty no t!++y pale looking like she dead last week sketal!!! (You wouldn’t say no Grant…) Er… YES I WOULD!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

YOU WHAT STEPHANIE? No politics in WWE??? So why does Glenn dress like he’s running for governor? Why did your moms run for senate twice, lose, thus making the product PG???? Stephanie you’re sexy as hell but even you’re not exempt….

Here’s my dude RUSEV!!!! The DON-DADA!!!! I’m surprised he hasn’t threw the US Title in the bin! It is a ceremony, so maybe he will do something heinous to that title??!!!

UK crowd chanting ‘Who Are Ya???’ SHUT-TUP!!!!

I’m sorry – That Russian anthem is powerful!!!! A lot better than that God Save the Queen sh!t!!!! But not as powerful as Jamaica Land We Love!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Oh we got a rematch for the US Title? Ok cool! Sheamus you are a don but I dunno fella!!!! Rusev is very powerful! Can he be overcome?

For the record, I’ve played as Rusev on WWE2K15… Rusev is the f**k!n man – OK?!!!!!

HOLY SH!T!!!! Rusev with a fall away slam to Sheamus on the announce table! That’s f**ked up!!!! Every week Rusev comes with a new skill! What did I say? RUSEV IS THE F**K!N MAN – OK!!!!

What is that Rusev is trying? a Guillotine choke? RUSEV – YOU ARE THE F**K!N MAN – OK!!!!!

Oh – TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!!! Why the f**k did The Authority’s stooges f**k with Sheamus??? Rusev wins by count out – I get it – that Stephanie sent Patterson & Brisco to bait it up! (Grant they are Mercury and Noble – ) I know who the f**k they are – SHUDDUP!!

Shout out to STC’s Anthony Cardenas – who actually reminded me that Sheamus shut down Noble’s career! Have they got it pon di YouTube???

OH SNAP!!!! Bad Bwoy Rusev has joined Team Authority! That’s it – Cena team DEAD NOW!!!!

Ok we got some Los Jobberdore nonsense… I’m off to watch some babestation… this week… Charmaine Sinclair… one of my ex’s was built like her… I admit, I was intimidated… but I knocked out that pu$$@y! BANG! BANG! BANG!!!!

Charmaine Sinclair

GRANT BODY – P!!!

MizDow is the f**k!n man! OK!!!! It takes a lot of energy to mimic the sh!t That idiot Miz be doing!

Cena’s ‘team is F**KED! Swagger is out the game… Ziggler & Cena  are thinking F********K!!! In comes Triple Teef… dancing and sh!t!!!!! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! I am backing the Authority 100%… if Triple & Stephanie keeps doing funny sh!t like that… why end it?

NOW THIS IS THE SH!T!!!! Now every time Ziggler comes out, those funny looking eyes comes on the screen and sh!t??? HA! HA! I LOVE THIS! Somebody else come to f**k up Ziggler! This gets better and better! But enough of that – here’s my GRANT THAT'S WHAT I DOdude Mark Henry! F**k David Vs Goliath – this ain’t no bible story, this is WWE muthaf***a!

Yes Mark! Throw the chair at Ziggler! F**K this match! F**K HIM UP! Oh sh!t – The Big Show???? DAMNIT! He’s joining Team Cena??? Well he got the Sean Price punch… that stands for something I suppose… I bet Danny Bryan & Roman Reigns… even Randall feels sick now… that would be the team right there!

So let me get this right so I can understand this: A new day is coming? So this is how Kofi Kingston and Xavier Woods are repackaged? as leaders of the sister act church choir? Ok where Big E at??? Mr Kick In The Door himself?

Now we got Sheamus joining Team Cena… Oh not bad!!!! Cena needs one more… hmmm… the only way you can get me to back your team Cena is if you call HIM…. or HIM…. but I cannot see that happening!

Nikki I am disappointed in you! You not using this slave thing to your advantage! Brie doesn’t seem unhappy in all honesty!

Why did Eric Rowan appear during Adam Rose’s match? ‘She’s not here…’ who you looking for Eric??? Oh I know…. (No not Sister Abigail you fools…) Renée Young!!!! I’m telling you he wants to put it in!!!!

Seems like the Authority are uneasy about Ryback… why have I got this feeling that is a TRICK Ryback playing Trick pon the Authority???

Ok – now I’ve seen everything! Dean Ambrose is afraid of Bray Wyatt! What I just saw was f**ked up! Wyatt knows about Ambrose’s past and sh!t!!!

Main event time! UK SING OUT!!! JOHN CENA SUCCCCKS! JOHN CENA SUCCCCKS! Best fan made theme tune since Kurt Angle’s ‘YOU SUCK’ if you ask me!!!!

That’s so f**ked up! Triple bans Cena from Ziggler from ringside in his match with Mark Henry but here in the main event the whole Authority comes out to support Ryback???? TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!!!!

Where’s Ziggler at? Sheamus? Big Show????? Come and support!

I’m surprised when Ryback threw Cena out the ring, the Authority including Triple Teef – didn’t stamp out Cena! He would have sure as hell done it in Attitude/Ruthless era!

Is it me or has Ryback improved his fighting style?!!!! Please forgive me for losing faith in you the first time Ryback… when everyone turned their back to support their loser CM P**k, I was still with you… but then you kept losing and losing and losing and losing and losing and losing and losing and losing and losing and losing and losing and losing and losing…

Why the f**k did Glenn come in the ring and teef? Now look w’happen… him and Ryback ketch up! Yeah – they all coming in the ring to stomp out Cena… but Cena’s massive and crew are coming through! About blodclart time!

Oh dear that didn’t last very long – World’s Strongest Slam to Big Show – BLAOW!!! Ha! Where’s Ziggler? I thought he was down with the team???

Hold on – SWITCH! Ryback – he calls himself the Big Guy – I call him the One Man Army Ason! Never been tooken out! He just single-handedly mashed up the Authority’s team! Oh dear Triple & Steph an’t be happy with that sh!t! Or are they? Oh that’s where your favourite battyboy was… getting beat down by Luke Harper! Turns round to the Authority like – Yo I’m down with the team!

OH SNAP!!!! I think the battle lines are drawn now!

Team Authority – Seth – Glenn – Mark – Rusev – Luke Harper

VERSUS

Team Cena – Cena – Ziggler – Sheamus – Big Show… and Ryback???

Early prediction – I’m calling it now – Survivor Series, but it looks like Authority got this in the bag… but the voices in his head will chat to him, he will appear and out of nowhere – RKO – BLAOW!!!!! Team Cena wins…Remember I told ya…

#DOTHEKNOWLEDGE

#GETINTHECHAIR

#GWARNYUHBED

IT DON’T GET NO BETTER! STC 4 LIFE…..BEEEEEEEATCHHHHH!

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