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Monday Night Raw #1268 , September 18, 2017!!!

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Aah man, how do I say goodbye…

We lost another wrestling legend y’all… Bobby The Brain Heenan has returned to the essence and reunited with his broadcast partner – Gorilla Monsoon. Now the HWF (Heaven Wrestling Federation) roster is finally complete. They have their champions, (Warrior, Savage, Eddie) Their mid-carders (Perfect, Rick Rude, Owen Hart) Their women’s division (Chyna, Elizabeth) Their monster heels (Umaga, Viscera) Their babyface (Dusty) their top heel (Piper) Even their jobbers (Test, Crash Holly, Junkyard Dog) and everyone in between (Bulldog, Boss Man) And GOD himself is the general manager/commissioner – he’s signing these stars!

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RAW 1268! Shout out to Natalie Sawyer… damn that girl is so fine! If I had my hands on her – I’d show NO MERCY on her p-(FLATLINE!!!!)

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I got NO refreshments… oh lawwwwwd… this is bad news! How am I gonna make it through the show?

Yo this week’s WWF wrestling better be as hot as the feud between Grace & Sienna on Hollyoaks!

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Ok I missed the first few minutes so I don’t know if there was a 10 Bell salute… what I do know… is that The Miz suddenly thinks he’s father of the year just because he breed up Maryse… and tries to talk down at Kurt Angle… you think Jason Jordan can defeat the Miz for the intercontinental championship at the No Mercy joint? F**k all that – Alexa Blitch is on against all curves and no brakes – a woman Redman would be proud of in Nia Jax… with that said… I had to throw some chips on… a brotha hungry!

..and just like that… I’m already fed up – the streams are f**k!n up, reminding me not to be a cheap arse and watch Raw properly on Sky Sports… well THE GRANT SAYS – I’m gonna eat my chips… and when I’m dun, me garne ah mi bed! I know it’s the go home show leading to the PPV… but my patience worn thin. This would not happen if it was Smackdown let me tell ya!

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Yes jabronies I am blessed to see another day, now I’m on catch up mode with this wrestling sh!t… and what do I see? Alexa Bl!tch running away from Nia Jax… that’s your World Wrestling Federation Women’s champion, your sweetheart… f**kouttahere! No I didn’t roll out the wrong side of the bed… this is Grant every day! Who you know like Grant????

Sasha comes out to tell Alexa – get your B!TCH @$$ back in the ring! Nia Jax claps down Alexa from the other side – BLAOW!

Shout out to the Soul n Sports massive & crew – before Raw I agreed that it is now Nia’s time to become the champion… but after watching her dominant performance… er… knowing WWE’s logic… er… oh dear…

Er… BAYLEY???? She looks bex for once!!!! She actually looks like she wants to f**k Nia up! WHOA!

Well obviously it would take the combined might of Alexa, Sasha & Bayley to mash her up when all they did was shoulder block Nia into the canvas…

Where does Alexa think she’s going trying to fren up – fren up Bayley & Sasha? They gave her the Ol Dirty Bastard look – GETTOUTTAHERE!!!

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“Nostalgia will fade just like these WHAT chants…” Sorry Cesaro the What chant will live forever… it cannot be stopped! It will only get stronger!

I gotta agree with Ambrose – Ii wouldn’t let my brothers dressed like battyman wannabe T-800s!

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I like The Shield’s formation suicide dives! That’s cool!!!! The Bar or The Club was not ready for that sh!t!

The Club lose again… oh god damnit this is the match we should have at No Mercy… what the blodclaaat! The Club should have won that sh!t to make things interesting… but nooooooo….

114 match losing streak??? If Apollo Crews loses to Curt Hawkins… then I will review my Raw card… but that sexy @$$ Asuka is coming though… she might be the saving grace…

Spinning spin out powerbomb – BLAOW! Now Hawkins is 0-115!

Wait a second – did Double R cuss bad words?!!!! How can you fools not like this guy? Oh yeah I forgot – you are all BUZZARDS with iPhoneXs lighting that sh!t up when a blubbering idiot walks to the ring with his flashlight!

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Double R bring up old sh!t about Cena running down The Rock… Aaah good times hahaa!

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See that’s the only time Double R can get one up on Cena – when Cena is not here… five years later Cena is doing the same sh!t The Rock is doing… y’all know me – I’m Team Bring It all day… but Double R said something that made me think – maybe he shot himself in the foot – Cena believed he would beat The Rock at WrestleMania 28 – that went wrong… Double R cuts a similar promo like Cena did 5 five years ago – I have a feeling Cena gonna beat Double R and that’s gonna bring doubt and bad vibes in Double R’s Psyche… YES – that’s how it’s going – Cena wins… it eats away at Double R and consumes him until they have their rematch! That’s my prediction right there!

Massive big ups to Bobby The Brain Heenan. I will keep it 100 like I always do – Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler will always be my favourite commentary team of all time… but Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby Heenan were the original commentary team, not just that – you look at all the sketches they did back in the day – you don’t get that sh!t now word up. You won’t hear me say ‘he’s the greatest that ever did it’ unless I am a true fan – Ok I put it to you… in all the times you have read my blogs or listened to my podcasts on BDSIR Network – when have you heard me hold Heenan in high regard? Outside of the Royal Rumble 92 special show me and Shad did? Just keeping it 100…

Dustin Rhodes? So he’s now the artist formerly known as Goldust again? Oh no that became a horror story last time that happened!

Don’t worry I get it – it’s playing off the storyline Wyatt got with Finn Balor – I already did the knowledge!

Yo Rhodes is going IN on Wyatt! ‘Next Undertaker my dutty foot!’

…then he went in – right into a Sister Abigail – BLAOW! Er.. oh dear…

Finn Balor now on that cryptic sh!t! Oh Bray, you wonder why I refuse to light up my phone when you come out to the ring…

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So this six-pack challenge thing – Elias Vs Double J vs Hardy Boyz Vs Miztourage  winner fights the Miz at No Mercy? YAWN…. NEXT!!!

The Miz is so TEEEEEF! He doesn’t want Jeff Hardy or Jason Jordan to win! They need to kick him down and get him out of the equation!

OHHHH The Miz has done it now! He just called Jason Jordan a ‘Jon Snow’! he can’t do that! Oh boy – backing Double J all the way here… but that Miz is SO TEEF!!! Calling it now – Double J wins by disqualification, Jason Jordan gets bex, the Miztourage beats on him… then finally Kurt comes out, and hits the olympic slam on the Miz… either that or tries to break the ankle…

WHAAAAAAHAHAHA!!!! “I will feel great after I beat Neville at No Mercy how you doin?”
Did you see Enzo’s face when he heard – BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!! Braun just boxed him down one time – BLAOW!!!GRANT WU TANG FOREVER

Braun picked up Enzo one hand – CHOKESLAAAAAAM! BLAOW! I don’t think Enzo gonna make it to No Mercy now! Neville must be deddin!

The running powerslam!!! BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!! Holy smokes! Enzo is probably dead by now!

There was NO NEED for that Red Arrow super move Neville!!! Oh my days that was funny!

Let’s keep on this Braun sh!t! He says he’s gonna take Suplex City and stomp it to the ground! Better listen to him Heyman… or ELSE!

Oh man – if I was the referee – I would let Brock & Braun go at it – a simple wrestling match just won’t do boys and girls!

Paul Heyman is straight exposing Mike Cole as the wack journalist that he is! Mike Cole you wack homes!

Brock is thanking Braun for coming at him like this! Remember boys and girls – don’t complain on the internet!

 

 

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Monday Night Raw #1221, October 17, 2016!!!

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Expect your precious little ratings to go up wrestling nerds! You obviously care more than the USA Network anyway! Goldberg is gonna be in the muthaf**!n house!

In Other News: Paige has popped the question to Bertie!!! Isn’t it like, the other way round? And so soon? Has 6 months passed and sh!t? I remember Kevin from Total Divas… the poor guy tried to make it work… Well consider this Kevin – YOU ARE THE LUCKY ONE!

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RAW 1221! If you cannot do what other men have done
What other nations have done, what other races have done
Then you should have died!!!!!

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The World Wrestling Federation Champion Kevin Owens is here and he hasn’t forgotten his friend Chris Jericho, and Chris Jericho hasn’t forgotten his list! Who’s going on the list this week? How about that muthaf***a who tried to test Mick Foley on the twitter dm? (What’s up Roy Lucier! You know what I’m talking about right!)

Everyone chanting for Y2J! That man is turning face before WrestleMania I assure you!

Jericho is in his wrestling brief… he looks like he’s about to fight right now!

“I will not let that career shorten my career…” Kevin Owens you are 100% correct – your opponent is not the don of dons!

OH NO!!!!! Bad officiating from the referee last week….. you know what that means….

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Kevin Owens says he’s gonna retire Rollins! He can’t do that! Rollins is trying to stir the pot between Owens & Jericho! I think Rollins is not afraid of the list, I knew it… THE CHAIR is much worse!

THE WORD OF THE DAY IS SPARKLECROTCH!!!! That sh!t must be trending by now surely! Rollins is basically saying that Jericho is a battyman! COLD!!!!

wait a minute – I thought Jericho wanted to compete against Rollins by himself! What’s that Kevin Owens doing out here?

Kevin Owens – TEEEEEEEEEEF! Rollins caught in the Walls of Jericho, Rollins crawling to the ropes, but Owens pulls the ropes away from him!

It didn’t stop Rollins dropping the pedigree on Jericho though – BLAOW!!!!!

I guess WWE gonna hype the crowd (and not so much the viewers) by showing Goldberg clips over the years! I see what you’re tryna do WWE – You’re switching the ropes to purple!

Wicked question Lita… Shawn Michaels. Undertaker. Triple H. Mick Foley. Now Charlotte and Sasha are gonna join those legends… but I still don’t feel the intensity or hatred between Sasha & Charlotte… the respect is there, but hatred? Nah!

Charlotte – you ain’t lying when you say genetically superior… but can you handle the Infamous Informer’s genetically superior majestic member? It is custom-built for sexy thighs like yours!

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I wasn’t gonna write about the Golden Truth… but Mark Henry is with em… I like that! Whoever their opponents are.. they’re DEAD!

The Shining Stars and Titus? Er… hold on… that’s quite an even contest GRANT THAT'S WHAT I DOactually!

…and it was Titus who felt the World’s Strongest Slam – BLAOW! THAT’S WHAT I DO!

WHOA! Chris Jericho hot at Kevin Owens!!!! Nearly called him a Stupid Idiot!

Stephanie McMahon shut that down straight away! She pretty much answered the challenge Shane and Danny set her! Survivor Series – it’s gonna POP OFF!

The New Day just put Sheamus on blast! Not helping his ‘bredrin’ Cesaro last week, f**k!n about on FB LIVE, they got the crowd chanting ‘SHAME!’

The New Day celebrating 420 days as World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions! They are going for the 478! And I support them 478%!

Right at this point, my stream died (SHAME) and I understand that Cesaro went on FB live! They can’t do this!!!!! Cesaro has gone in the crowd and joined the Cesaro section! Sheamus lost his match! SHAME!!!!!!!

Don’t get a heart attack wrestling fools! YES WWE are showing Goldberg vs Hollywood Hogan! You really should get a grip… yes I don’t give Hogan ratings either… but until Vincent Kennedy publicly states that the WWE will never acknowledge somebody, you jabronies need to simply – SHUT THE F**K UP!

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If this fool Bo Dallas is on… time for me to disappear and make a coffee… and oh yeah, shout out to Christine Bleakley… for NO REASON!

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Hold up – I come back and I see Bo Dallas beating up Curtis Axel? Er… I don’t get it? Ahh… irrelevant..

Bayley – time to brukk up that Dana Brooke for trying to embarass you in front of your friends and relations last week! Well done 2K GAMES by the way – how you manage to make Dana Brooke look like a hugly gyal who look like she enjoys hed?

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Hold up – Dana beat Bayley???? WHOA! oooh the IWC are gonna be p!$$£d at that!

Wait – Paul Heyman is here – well via WWE live studios that is… clearly the WWE Universe in Denver are down with Goldberg, and that will p!$$ Brock Lesnar off! And if Goldberg says YES to the challenge… he will be victimised, emasculated and conquered! OHHH SNAP!

But the viewers at home (or should I say the IWC) are not excited?!!!! They say Goldberg isn’t half the man he used to be physically! Last time I check, Roman Reigns nearly beat Brock… I’m just saying! Undertaker got him at Summerslam last year (albeit shady styles) but still!

Braun Strowman wants better competition… so Foley sends 3 jobbers after him… YAWN…. Er.. is there a female I can give a shout out to for no reason?

Or maybe I won’t nee to do that at this time! Sami Zayn thinks he can take Strowman! This man fought Nakumura! The best that ever did it today! Strowman – you have no chance!

Lana has a message for Roman Reigns! Is it “SHUT-TUP! YOU GO TO HELL!!!!”

Yo Mama Rusev look kinda good still! She’d get it!

How can you peoples BOO Rusev’s family! How can you chant BORING? Have you lost your mind? SHUT-TUP! YOU GO TO HELL!

No ENZO! What the hell is that you wearing? Sorry Enzo – this is why you get pinned all the time – your hip hop is on point, your lyrics are powerful, but your attire ain’t right!

That reminds me – Gallows & Anderson – known by my STC From the UK team as – The ‘Balding Club’ are in the WWE2K17 DLC! That’s GOOOOOOOD! Big Cass just beat Anderson quicktime! Oh lawd – the IWC gonna be SUPER BEX!

AAAAAAH SH!T – The 6-man cruiserweight tag team jump off gonna be OFF THE HOOK! I’m looking forward to that sh!t!

Oh boy… The Hell In a Cell joint is gonna be in Sasha’s hometown… Charlotte claims she don’t need peoples to back her… Sasha… I’m so glad she isn’t labeled a ratchet… so disrespectful! Sasha has been watching the Hell In a Cell matches! Of course you’re not afraid Sasha… you’re not facing the UNDERTAKER! Somebody remind these women PLEASE!

WWE got their theme tune for Hell In a Cell… but this is RePPiN4U: Represent The REAL HIP HOP! Here’s my official theme! EPICNESS may not even be enough to describe this!

Wait a minute – Stephanie cannot compare herself to the Rock & Sock Connection??? Has she lost her mind too? She hasn’t got an ‘Al Snow’ to f**k with?

Before Goldberg comes out, why the f**k is Travis Davis sending me death metal music in my inbox? Do I look like I worship the devil to you? Even my friends in STC who may be into Death metal won’t like that sh!t! This is HIP HOP YOU DYAM ARSE!

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THIS IS IT!!!!

Since the beginning of modern civilizationGenerations have witnessed and inherited the only conflicts of world wars
But behold the marriage supper of the lamb and the bridegroom onto his bride
Then shall the earth’s children know the true expression of ONE LOVE
Then mother earth shall honeymoon in peace
Forever eliminating the aspirations, lust and anguish of wars and rumors of wars…

I AM MARKING THE F**K OUT HERE!!!!

Can’t lie to ya – I never thought I’d see this dude back in the World Wrestling Federation!

Goldberg’s wife is OFF THE HOOK!!!! DAYUUUM!!! SHE COULD GET IT!

F**K THE HATERS – You wanna carry on being miserable and pessimistic – GETTTHEF**KOUTTAHERE!

Fans are like – NO! Don’t keep it in the video game! Goldberg is like – Brock – You’re NEXT! and Brock… YOU’RE LAST! AAAAAAH SH!T!

Brock Lesnar is BEX!!! He Gonna be on RAW next week! Yo keep me outta this – y’all started it!

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Monday Night Raw #1206, July 4, 2016

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THE GRANT SAYS THIS: VOTE JOHN CENA FOR PRIME MINISTER.

I don’t care if some of you jabronies hate him…I don’t care if he’s not even British. JOHN CENA IS DA MAN. I will be cheering for him this week on RAW. One thing he will do where David Cameron, Roy Hodgson, Boris Johnson, Chris Evans and Nigel Farage failed to do: NEVER GIVE UP. THEY GAVE UP! They sold you all down the river! JOHN CENA KICKS OUT OF 2! The only place where Cena cannot rule, is SUPLEX CITY!!!!

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In other news, no news… just remind me to put up a nice picture of that Serena Williams lady…. god damn – GOD DAMN!!!!!

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RAW #1206! There better not be any dutty big spiders interrupting the proceedings this week! They will suffer the same fate as the one last week!

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Everybody on that 4th July vibe! Even the heels! Sheeeeeeeet Kayfabe is dead!!!!

I hate food fights…. such a waste… I think of those starving in Africa and sh!t… sh!t is disgusting….talk about showing love for the troops – it’s all good but use your WWE money and feed the poor muthaf***a!

That’s what this WWE sh!t is all about! Good hearted comedy vibes! No need to be so damn serious all the time! We left the EU for Pete’s sake, the UK is about to go into Anarchy! And there she is in the middle of it all, Lillian Garcia, singing the American national anthem in celebration!

…and here’s me waiting for Rusev to interrupt the proceedings… oh sh!t – it’s not 1998 anymore!

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That was the best rendition of the anthem I have ever heard Lillian sing… that girl sung with her heart star!

OH SH!T HE CAME OUT FOR REAL!!!! I WAS ONLY JOKING! He wants to rename the day as Rusev Day! He can’t do that surely! His opponent – Titus O’Neill – AGAIN?? He better win this muthaf***a word up… big BIG Independence Day??

Titus’ attire actually looks decent for once, long shorts with Old Glory emblazoned on it, yet I can’t help but feel that it looks like pyjamas!

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BLOODY USELESS! He lost in front of his family, and he lost in front of America… Titus… I shake my head…and TURN MY BACK!

If Enzo Amore doesn’t win best mic skills of the year for naming every single president in history – Something seriously wrong with the WWE Universe! Yo Enzo – I heard you got a Wu-Tang Tattoo! You have made it in my iron clad respect club, joining Batista!

OWWWWWWWWW! Dana Brooke & Charlotte in their black numbers! Where is my purple…. wait – nah let me draw for my black suit this time!SABU GRANT

Sasha is in all black too! LAWD HAVE MERCY – The lord is my shepherd – he know what I want!

Good lord Sasha told Charlotte about herself!! And dropped a Sean Price punch on Dana AGAIN!

…And I hope Dean Ambrose drops Sean Price punches Miz through school buses! Maryse… I know you are supposed to be sexy but… I don’t know – you just don’t do it for me…

Do you know what I love the most about Dean Ambrose title reign? JBL’s anger! He says kids hide behind chairs and couches when they see him! Well the Grant says – how do you explain Bray Wyatt… or the don of dons – THE UNDERTAKER????? Who has been champion 7 times?????

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Deano is actually on commentary for the Spanish announce table! Never been done before – that’s CREATIVITY!

Seth Rollins continuing to get the fans to boo his promo he cut on the announce table.. he even struggled to compare the fans to Roman Reigns himself! And that didn’t work! So Deano decides to stand on the announce table -and he’s like – Dirty Deeds – BLAOW!!! Shame the table didn’t break…

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That should be an incentive to make me watch right? Nah f**k it – because ‘Facebook’ will tell you…

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! VICKIE GUERRERO CAN’T BE THE GM OF RAW/SMACKDOWN???!!

DON’T HASHTAG VICKIE RUNS SMACKDOWN LIVE! That;s like voting to leave the EU! (Oh wait….)

Yo – The Big Show’s TEAM USA rally talk was good… but it isn’t better than when Vince McMahon rallied team WWF against the WCW/ECW Alliance!

Look at Austin standing tall like he’s superman and sh!t! And when he hit Undertaker…. Undertaker gave him one look, and Austin put his head down… oh what? we not in 2001 no more???? We have to fast forward to Golden Truth Vs Vaudevillians? Oh f**k that – I’m going to get… what – the match finish already? I can see the IWC complaining about that one!

YOU HEAR THAT BOYS AND GIRLS! JOHN CENA SAYS NEVER GIVE UP! DON’T BE LIKE OUR WUTLESS SO CALLED POLITICIANS! DON’T BE LIKE ROY HODGSON! DON’T BE LIKE CHRIS EVANS!

BLOODY WIMPS THE LOT OF EM!

OH NO! The Bullet Club claim they gonna get rid of Cena! AJ Styles says his Bullet Club are his insurance policy! He says they will prevent Cena from sending for the shovel!

The Bullet Club say the love beating up John Cena! More than Christmas! More than getting on top of their hot asian wife! WHOA! They renamed July 4 to ‘BEAT UP JOHN CENA DAY’!!!! That’s gonna be trending surely!

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See what I’m gonna do this week, is play Mortal Kombat XL, listen to some Wu-Tang, have sexy time with my lady, then BEAT UP JOHN CENA!

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NO!!!! The New Day can’t say that about the Wyatt man dem????? Saying they ‘keep it in the family’????? Xavier is right – I hope New Day take this Wyatt challenge seriously! Otherwise we won’t see UpUpDownDown again!

I hope this match doesn’t show USA go on like they are better than the rest of the world in this massive 16-man elimination match!

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Let this sink in people! Wack Swagger, Wack Ryder in the main event, Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn on the same side… well not for long – Owens just had to hit Zayn with the chair… this would be f**ked up if Wack Ryder was to win this sh!t for Team USA… after all, anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation!

After Cesaro turned on his team and uppercut everyone in sight apart from the Big Show, Wack Ryder pins him… oh my god this cannot be happening!

Big Show tagged in – drops the Sean Price punch on Jericho and the chokeslam to Bertie! Only Sheamus left!

Wack Ryder hit the Rough Ryder on Sheamus and picks up the win…. F**K OUTTA HERE! I’m off to Beat Up John Cena… but first, let me leave you with this thing of beauty…

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NEW YORK, NY – DECEMBER 15: Tennis champion Serena Williams attends the 2015 Sports Illustrated Sportsperson Of The Year Ceremony at Pier Sixty at Chelsea Piers on December 15, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/Getty Images)

 

 

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Monday Night Raw #1203, June 12, 2016!!!

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It’s showtime!

She ain’t got no Money In The Bank
She be walkin round actin all stank
Now she at the party lookin at me
Hopin she could get saved by me
I’m lookin at her like I ain’t tryin to save that girl (NO SIR!!!!)
I ain’t tryin to save that girl (NO SIR!!!)
I ain’t tryin to save that girl
She got her hand open like I’m finna pay that girl!

In other news, Insane Championship Wrestling is coming to Smack Talk Centre’s home town of Wolverhampton Nov 4… well THE GRANT SAYS HE’S NEVER GOING! Y’all can enjoy yourselves…I don’t support that narstyness, one man take out his tings and put it in next man face and jerk it at the crowd, me nah pay mi munny to see a man privates! NO SAH!

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RAW #1203! It’s about that time again people! THE RAW BEFORE MUNNY INNAH BANK! I GOT MY PEANUTS AND ICE CREAM… LET’S DO THIS SH!T!!!

It’s been called the biggest Money In The Bank this year???? I know they have to hype it up but that’s huge! Considering how the 2011 one was built up! It was like WWE was facing an apocalypse!

WWF PROPA TINGZThe New Day might be an addict for sneakers but I’m not so sure they can run through Enzo & Cass, the Vaudevillians and the Bullet Club so easy!

This is what we came to see! The New Day in a verbal sword skills contest against Enzo & Cass!

Enzo can’t talk about ‘Francesca’ like that???? She ain’t a slut like Stephanie????? Did someone throw the PG rating out the window?

I find it amusing how the Vaudevillians claim they are ‘quite manly’ when their wrestling attire looks too tight….!!

Did I just hear the bullet club be branded ‘SAWFT’???? I think I did! Do these guys know who they are talking to? They put the Japanese wrestlers on notice!

The New Day… 295 days as World Wrestling Federation tag team champions! They hang on another month, and they beat the record of Brian Kendrick & Paul London! With that said, I’m backing New Day ALL THE WAY  at the Munny Innah Bank!

Sometimes it shows that too much clowning doesn’t win you matches… Bullet Club – the only serious tag team, hit Kingston with the Magic Killer – BLAOW! BALL GAME!

This week! In the Ambrose Asylum – Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns! The Shield reunited! Well sort of… this segment right here could tell the story!

Now some of you wrestling fools actually made a meme and it looked like this:

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See this is why you fans are NOT GOOD BOOKERS. You are NOT GOOD BUSINESS PEOPLE. Seth & Roman are in a feud currently for the World Wrestling Federation Championship this Sunday with Deano possibly in the middle. So how the f**k are the Shield on the same page? A match of this magnitude should be saved for a Summerslam or more likely Survivor Series…USE YOUR BRAAAAAAAAINNN!!!!

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Oh HELL NO! What is Ka- er I mean Glenn doing in his Sunday School trousers???? Actually he gave me joke – he gave Shane a letter of recommendation from The Undertaker????!!!! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH NOW THAT’S FUNNY!

Oh dear! Rusev with an ambush attack on Titus! He’s tryna take Titus out the game early! He put the belt in Titus face like ‘you never gonna get this sh!t!’ THAT’S how to build a US Title match!

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Ok let’s reunite The Shield!!!! Er… sort of!

Looks like Seth is not such a party pooper after all! He brought up all the good times! Got the crowd chanting Boo-tista, all sorts of sh!t!

Seth is giving Roman props! Why can’t you fans give him props! And Seth keeps it 100!

Great comeback promo by Roman!!!! You still not gonna give him props?

Even Deano just hit them with the warning! He could cash in his cheque and beat the both of em! He just hit the Dirty Deeds on Roman – BLAOW! Your dream match could well happen this Sunday at the Munny Innah Bank! It ain’t my dream match… my dream match happened April 1, 2012 in Miami FLORIDA! And it involved a special referee, a Cell and a man I hated in the attitude era and a man who is and always will ne the don of DONS!

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More flirting between Deano & Stephanie!!!! If anything happens… Renee Young… you know where to find me! On di twitter! @MZATheInfamous!

Question – if Paige keeps yelling ‘THIS IS MY HOUSE!’, does she pay the rent on that wrestling ring? Answers On A Postcard please!

OH SNAP!!!! Paige just pinned Charlotte! Right after Dana Brooke threw Charlotte’s fine self back in the ring! Get Paige a title match against Charlotte on Smackdown and make Paige lose! I wanna see Charlotte break the record of 301 days damnit! Then, I’ll long d!ck her, and break her ovaries!

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MUNNY INNAH BANK JUMP OFF MATCH! Sheamus Vs Apollo Crews! But Sheamus, kick down Wack Ryder’s teeth so far down his throat that Wack Ryder can’t say WOO WOO WOO any more!

Apollo Crews just rushed Sheamus!!!! He went in and beat out his blodclart!

Good lord what a counter technique into a sunset flip pin by Zayn! Even Cesaro wasn’t ready for that sh!t! Now to those who say wrestling is ‘dying’, get out the attitude era and shut the f**k up! In fact go to your room! Go and watch E3 or something…

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FOR REAL???? This match is 15 years in the making? THE WWE GUY VS THE TNA GUY! It’s a contract signing!!! WrestleMania quality according to Mike Cole! Yeah man forget Las Vegas, let’s go back to Dallas Texas! Fill that muthaf***a up to 100,000+ again! Let’s do this WrestleMania 32.5 sh!t!!! Cena mentioning all other promotions where Styles won more than 15 championships! All we need is Undertaker! Brock Lesnar! Triple TEEF! The Rock! Goldberg!

Oh snap! There are two contracts… if AJ Styles signs the one with The Club at ringside… but he would be a member of the B!TCH CLUB! Cena you outta order & bright!

WHOA! AJ STYLES claims he would have been the man if he was in the WWE 15 years ago! I’m not so sure AJ because that dirty Triple Teef was the champ with Evolution! You probably would have been on Smackdown or something! You gotta keep it real yo!

Check it out! If Kevin Owens and Bertie cannot co-exist, then the Lucha Dragons would take their place in the munny innah bank ladder match! Oh well Lucha fans, you can have hope right?

Hang on – Kevin Owens was gonna walk out the match? I thought he wanted the briefcase? every week he’s like – That’s MY CONTRACT!

So hold on… Zayn is on commentary, Kevin Owens wants in, Bertie finds himself as timekeeper, so does that make Cesaro the special guest referee for this Deano vs Jericho match?

Nope – he gonna be the ring announcer… No Shane!!!! Referee would have been so much better!

Looks like Glenn is out of the running to run Smackdown as well… I don’t know why Shane didn’t put the testicle incident behind him – he’s a proud father of three isn’t he???

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Kevin Owens chatting a bit too much, and Deano slaps the headphones off Owens headtop!

We knew ruckus would break loose, but Cesaro is a joker isn’t he? fighting in his good suit and dark glasses like his name is Agent Smith!

Meanwhile Jericho climbs the ladder and claims the briefcase! Problem is, it was on RAW… YOU STUPID IDIOT!

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Monday Night Raw #1191, March 21, 2016!!!

Smack Talk Centre-Raw!!

I stand before you an ashamed wrestling fan. Yeah I said it. I am disgusted to be apart of this community. I put it to you. I’m not a father but I am a proud uncle. Suppose one day I decided to take my niece and nephew to a local indie wrestling show, and the performers act like they gonna drop the people’s elbow but instead takes down his draws and reveals his sexual reproductive system for everyone to see, knowing that it’s filmed? Doesn’t look good does it? SORT YOUR SH!T OUT JABRONIES!

In other news, Sting denies any form of retirement… at least for now… looks like my STC From The UK co-host’s celebrations were premature…

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RAW #1191! Have you heard of Fifth Harmony? Nah, me neither, but I googled em… they can come to WrestleMania ANYTIME!

WWF PROPA TINGZI wonder why Stephanie looks so happy? Oh yeah I forgot – I GOT IN THAT PU$$Y And turned into the chojin!!!!

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Oh dear Triple is not at RAW! We got 60 seconds to get refund! I didn’t put my hand in my pocket – did you???

Sheeeet! Roman Reigns doesn’t come down the stairs anymore! You jabronies hope he turns heel… I told you last week – ABANDON HOPE! What you think he’s gonna do – I already beat up Stephanie’s pum-pum!

How did Roman Reigns manage to silence Stephanie??? I mean I was gonna use a pillow but…

Stephanie tried to slap him! Roman used his kung fu and blocked it! “Now I’m the authority!”

You are still deluded… aren’t you? How is a ‘Double Turn’ (between Reigns & Triple) gonna work? Please wrestling fans… USE YOUR BENEFIT OF INTELLECT!

Crack open the Jaffa Cakes and the Supermalt – AJ Styles vs Kevin Owens! Y’all ready for some wrestling??? Sure you are… LET’S DO THIS SH!T!

How did Styles kick out of Kevin Owens frog splash? Er it’s very simple really… he used his chi and wrestling instincts and combined his mental and physical prowess and kicked out at 2! YES AJ Styles can do it too muthaf***a!

How does chanting for AJ Styles make you LOSE the match? If you are not the fans and you are Chris Jericho! You guys need to sort a stipulation for this sh!t!

Where is Ziggler going? In fact where is The Miz going? All of a sudden these muthaf***az wanna test Kevin Owens for the Intercontinental Title? I thought Sami Zayn had beef with Owens?

Here he is! Mr Zayn! Ok just throw all these muthaf***az in a ladder match for big BIG WrestleMania!

Well KO is hoping that those three jabronies can battle it out for the chance… Well, Ziggler, Zayn and Miz could make for a fantastic contest!

Talking of jabronies… are you STILL negative about WrestleMania??? Are you still throwing ignorant memes? Well meme no more… first Mick Foley gives Deano a bat with barbed wire, now Terry Funk gives Deano a chainsaw???? Er Brock… I never thought I’d say this but… YUH GOOSE COOK!

Is it me or Kevin Owens sound intimidated when he was speaking to Stephanie? HAHAAHAHA!

New Day Rocks so much that even the League of Nations have to laugh at their promos! New Day Killing em! They just said to Sheamus – they could have named him ‘Stephen’! Er… that IS HIS NAME RIGHT??!!!

Oh no! As Rusev is getting beat down by Big E, Xavier sends for Francesca II! I think it’s safe to say that the New Day have turned face under our noses folks!

Wait a minute… Vincent Kennedy has an announcement regarding Hell In Ah Cell? Ok this is the part where I get nervous… not around the Wyatt fools though… they talking sh!t as usual…sounds like at least for the moment, Braun Strowman wants to test Deano… if Deano is bringing his new gifts with him, Braun Strowman will become Doodoo Brown Strowman!

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By calling yourselves ‘Voltron’ Social Outcasts… you have insulted the Wu-Tang Clan. That is something you just don’t do!

NOW Look what you done! FYYYYRE!!! IT’S KANE!!!! Dashed those Social idiots out! Then chokeslammed The Big show from the top ropes – BLAOW! There’s my dude for the Andre the Giant Battle Royal jump off this year!

WHAAAART? Fandango still works here? I suppose he gotta get that WrestleMania money… that’s it Jericho…. KILL HIM… wouldn’t it be crazy if AJ Styles came out chanting ‘Y2J’ and throw him off his game and have Fandango win? It would be HUGE!

WHOA!!! What the rarse did I just say! AJ Styles chants ‘Y2JACK@$$!’ but Jericho was still able to win… come on now stipulation!!!!

“I’d love to see that at WrestleMania…” NO YOU DON’T MIKE COLE! You saw it already how many blodclart times!

Yo they are hyping up this Hell In A Cell match with all these promos and what both Shane and Undertaker can do… aaaah sh!t the hype is real people! Whoever Loses – I WIN! Shane wins… he takes control of the company. Undertaker wins, I TAKE CONTROL of theGrant Body Pcompany! Whatever the outcome… I WIN!!!!

Hold up – How come Kevin Owens is switching this up! How come he’s announcing Stardust, Sin Cara & Zack Ryder???

Uh-Oh! Sami Zayn gonna deal with the case! Miz & Ziggler are on their way too! Yes – throw the lot of em in the ladder match! DO IT STEPHANIE!

Everybody needs a WrestleMania pay check right???

Calling it now – Either Owens will retain, or Sami Zayn becomes the next Intercontinental champion…. the feud will continue into a personal one on one situation between the two at the Backlash joint. (Extreme Rules Grant) – yeah yeah I know! For those jabronies who think Zack Ryder gonna win… ABANDON HOPE!

Check it out, Stephanie calls Triple to pick her up, they about to leave the building. Just as the car pulls off, look who’s waiting… Roman Reigns! He wants to beat down Triple’s Blodclart! Roman is so lucky it wasn’t 15 years ago when Triple had 10 men behind him! But makes his escape! He gonna get his hammer for sure!

So while Natalya and Charlotte compete in the ring, and Sasha and Becky are squabbling on commentary, lets throw up a pic of my wife who got away… look at her soul glow!

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While R-Truth fights Bubba Ray Dudley, we got breaking news from the bossman of the BDSIR NETWORK – MIKE KNOXXX! He has a special interview with the man called Kevin Owens! The World Wrestling Federation Intercontinental Champion! It is a CANNOT MISS episode! Tuesday 5pmEST 9pmUK – DROP THE BOMB ON EM! (Download links available after the show!)

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UH-OH!!! VINCENT KENNEDY IS HERE!!! This is it… this is where I get nervous with the announcement…

WHOA! Shane could be Undertaker’s most formidable WrestleMania opponent??? More than Brock? Triple? MICHAELS???? Are you sure Vince?

Now Vincent Kennedy has said it now! Vince’s b!tch? If Undertaker doesn’t win, it will be his ‘last’ WrestleMania??? What does that mean? Undertaker retires? Or Undertaker just cannot compete at WrestleMania? Oh F**k… I knew this was gonna happen!

Suddenly I cannot write anymore… give me a moment… or a week for that matter…

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Monday Night Raw #1175, November 30, 2015!!!

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Wrestling fans are f**k!n crazy… you know what I’m saying? WWE is ridden with injuries, muthaf***az are posting pics of a fat @$$ man wearing not very much, Y’all need to stop that battyman sh!t! Some wannabe jabroni wants to be called The Rock JR, one idiot claims the only reason why Bret Hart is famous is because of the screwjob, and y’all still want the muthaf***!n attitude era back, and y’all can’t spell attitude properly. RETARDNESS LEVEL OVER 9000! Y’all act like WWE never survived the Monday Night Wars and sh!t… It’s the world of the Internet Wrestling Community folks, and their nemesis is out to shut em all down! THAT’S WHAT I DO!

RAW #1175! I LOVE THIS WRESTLING SH!T! I LOVE NAOMI MORE THOUGH! – HOL’DAT – BLAOW!

WWF PROPA TINGZDo you think Vincent Kennedy or Triple Teef will open the show and announce that we are shifting to a new format because you are tired of having your intelligence insulted? NOT A CHANCE!!! Snap out that f**k!n dream!

Where’s Xavier Woods Intercontinental Championship? The Miz had to take it from his house and give it to Xavier after he brukk up his blousecup at Street Fighter 2! It was brilliant! Yo I need to show you that… it could be better than this week’s RAW!

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So that was what the confetti was for! I thought the New Day won Deal Or No Deal! Nope – it’s to give Sheamus the championship welcome that he so rightfully deserves! Look at Sheamus in his good suit!!! And he gelled his hair back!!! Look at him dancing with The New Day! Xavier blowing the trombone! They taking the pi$$! Sheamus 5:15 says – I JUST WHIPPED ROMAN REIGNS @$$! Cue the shirts! It will sell by the bucketload! Pyro going off and all sorts!

HOL ON! During the celebrations Roman Reigns attacks Sheamus! Superman Punch  – BLAOW!!! And him gone with the title! He can’t do that! And he’s smiling about it!

There he is, celebrating and running jokes with The Usos and Deano, then they bump into Triple & Steph! But check it out! Triple asks for the belt back, Roman plays mind games with Triple and gives it to Stephanie…well  I would give it to Stephanie too…jussaying…

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But hear the joke! Stephanie says he gotta fight Sheamus for the World Wrestling Federation Title, but he gotta brukk up Sheamus in 5minutes 15 seconds! Well The GRANT SAYS – Stephanie, I’d usually go two and a half hours to three, but with you, lasting less than 5:15 for YOU to cum shouldn’t be too hard.. PAUSE!

BAH GAWD THAT IS ENOUGH!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD!

BACKSIDE!!!! Lana back on TV for the first time since her injury, it looks like she went back to wearing the tight blouse & skirt! And you fools thought she was gonna be fired after her tweets to Paige calling her a bully… you ‘stupid Americans’!!!

(Note from The Grant: I love my American People. You have given me crazy opportunities. You know who you are… I give you mad props!)

The crowd still wants Lana!!! Forget about it now guys! Back to the vaseline and the sock for you!!!

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Love conquers all! Break ups to Make ups right Method Man?!!! Rusev is like – You and I til the day we die!

Lana says she and Dolph never did the nassssty! Crowd are like – YES YOU DID! Rusev was like – he never put it in Summer! Er… YES YOU DID!!!

Look at Rusev getting in that tongue! THAT’S HOW TO DO IT ZIGGLER!!

Now I think about it… I believe Lana was telling the truth… maybe Ziggler wanted to put it in where it stinks and not in the pink…I told you Ziggler was cumse-cumsa!

NO!!! FOR GAWD SAKES NO! WHAT A NO GOOD HEINOUS HUMAN BEING!

I cannot believe what Triple Teef just said to Deano…if Roman fails to defeat Sheamus in 5:15, not only does Roman lose his shot at the TLC joint, but Deano loses his Intercontinental opportunity as well? OH COME ON!!! Ok this is the part where I cannot call what’s gonna happen here!

For real? The Wyatt man dem double chokeslammed the Dudley bwoy through tables on SmackDowns????

AAAH SH!T! The Dudley Boys got tables with the Wyatts names on them? Come on New Day step in and stop this! Save The Tables! I don’t care if it’s the rotten Wyatts – HOLD UP – Tommy Dreamer??? I thought that dude retired???!!! Guess not!

“As crazy as ECW was there’s nothing like the Wyatts…” Er JBL…I swore blind Undertaker and Kane f**ked them up like two weks ago… I got four words for you…

Haha The Wyatts tried to put the Dudleys through the table again but SWITCH! Bubba Ray charged into Wyatt! Through the table – BLAOW!!! AAAAH SH!!!!T! Calling it now – we know these guys will find themselves in a tables match , but they gonna set those muthaf***az on fire, especially if Tommy Dreamer is involved1 All they need now is SABU! And it would be a wrap!

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I’m not a Zeb Colter fan but I like his new direction, me and him are alike in a way that he hates ‘haters on social media’… I hear ya Zeb… all they do his whaaawhaaawhaa like b!tches, crossing their legs and sh!t!

Hmmm Charlotte and Becky Lynch are interested in a spot of sparring! Watch Paige get involved in this sh!t and make it a Triple Threat affair at the TLC joint… again, Team B.A.D. getting dissed… if the ultimate goal is for any member of Team B.A.D. to get the title at WrestleMania… then you know what? I’m good!

Hold up – RIC FLAIR IS HERE!!! Oh no!!! He loves hanging with his daughter doesn’t he? Or more like – his daughter’s friend Becky!!! Careful girlPedo Pete… Ric Flair loves his women young… a bit like Peter from Hollyoaks!!!

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Ok maybe not THAT young but you get the point…

You can’t put The New Day on commentary??!!!! For that 5 minutes and 15 seconds… they killed it on commentary more than Mike Cole & JAY-BEE! Then they teefed the Lucha dragon and The Uso Brudda which means, The New Day defend their titles against NOBODY! If Teddy Long was here… that would not be happening, you would hear him say – Now hold on a minute playa!

Creative are going IN this week! Lucha Dragons get their shot at the tag titles, but if Roman fails to defeat Sheamus in 5:15 minutes… then The Usos lose too? STEPHANIE TEEEEEEEEEEEEF!!!

Hold up – has creative gave Team BAD the creative keys as well? They cutting promos against Brie Bella and quoting UNITY!!!! in a Rick James voice! Brie Bella, you gonna get your @$$ kicked! Your Brie Mode is no match for Team BAD’s UNITY!!! And just for that, I wanna see my baby… I would make love to her.. to Raphael Saadiq’s Ask Of You…

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 Just give me all your lovin’
Girl, I’ll do all the rubbin’
That’s all I ask of you
I’ll kiss you anywhere
(I’ll kiss you anywhere, baby)
Yes, love, even there (Even there)
That’s all I ask of you!!!

You can’t call me a dutty bwoy when my LOVE – (not LUST) for Naomi is REAL!

AAAH SH!T!!! They running the match NOW??? I smell a swerve….

OH MY DAYS! Sheamus has got a Sheamus 5:15 shirt!!!! I’m telling ya – that’s gonna fly off the shelves! There’s even a hashtag! And you call Sheamus boring… how STUPID do YOU LOOK!

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Wait a minute – TEEEEEEEEEF!!!! Sheamus has assembled his team! Bertie, Barrett and Rusev – They are the League of Nations! OH NO!!!! They just baited up Roman Reigns! Does that mean Deano and the Usos lost their championship opportiunities???

But what killed me was Sheamus put his sweaty arms round poor Lillian!!! HA! HA! HA! Yes – YOU were the ones who said Sheamus is boring… YOU DUMB RARSE!

Thank you stupid stream – now I missed the Charlotte Vs Becky Lynch contest! But check it – has Charlotte adapted to her father’s teefing tactics? I caught the end and it looked like Charlotte mash up her leg, Ric Flair had the ref distracted and Charlotte defeated Becky with a distraction roll up pin! TEEF! Charlotte is only being true to her genes! Dirtiest playa in the game right? Yep I see the science here.. they gonna turn Charlotte heelish because the crowd love Sasha… the boss lady gonna walk into her title match as the FACE. As far as Naomi & Tamina… I don’t know…

Hold up… you mean to tell me that The New Day now join the League of Nations to take on the Roman Empire (Roman, Deano, Uso Brudda) That’s 7 Vs 4??? TEEEEEEEEEF! But we have seen worse… We have seen 11 on 3, we have seen the Rock Vs The McMahon Helmsley Regime… don’t get me started on that…

AAAH SH!T! The Roman Empire are taking turms stamping out The New Day just like how they do it in the corner! (remind me to adjust settings on WWE2K16…)

That’s not good, Y’all USOS LOOK ALIKE! One of em jumped off the top ropes and mashed up his knee… it best be for show – WWE cannot suffer another casualty! All I’m saying is – some of those injured muthaf***az better make quick recoveries like Cena… either that or WrestleMania becomes NXTMania! Well I’m sure you jabronies wouldn’t mind that now would you?

One man down in the Empire and Xavier sent for the 8th tag team partner – THE TROMBONE!

But the combined force proved too much for the Roman Empire… well looks like creative gonna be paid bonus this month because that was a cracking show, because Vincent Kennedy must have gave you guys one piece of cussing after last week! And big ups to the cameramen! Great job fellas! You caught this shot beautifully…

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Monday Night Raw #1172, November 9, 2015!!!

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It’s like skynet went online and half the wrestling world blew up, the other half are f**k!n hypocrites, hating on Seth Rollins one minute, now he’s injured, they throwing get well memes all over the shop. GETTHEF**KOUTTAHERE! I can’t stand those fickle wrestling fans who don’t keep it real…

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YO! WWE RAW INNA HENGLAN THIS WEEK! A tournament announced to decide the new World Wrestling Federation Champion, and it starts right here!

RAW #1172! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZ14,362 Fans in attendance! And that includes some of our very own Smack Talk Centre members! BIG UP!!! But don’t act silly! I will put you on blast!!!

Sh!t is funny because I’ve compared the Shield members to Austin (Ambrose), The Rock (Reigns), and Triple (Rollins). Dude is out up to 9 months at best. You know when he comes back it will be that ovation Triple had in 2002. Was it at MSG? I can’t remember… Answers on a postcard please! Tweet me @MZATheInfamous! Thank You For The Support!

I wonder what Roman Reigns gotta say about this? I mean, he was the #1 contender, but it seems that has been thrown out the window…

Funny thing is, I’m not so interested in the tournament as I am the Undertaker/Wyatt storyline…

Oh boy, Triple Teef talking the truth to Roman Reigns…. if Roman Reigns reminds me of The Rock… (well durr…) could Roman Reigns turn evil at the Survivor Series? Just like The Rock did at the Survivor Series in 98… to me it doesn’t matter whether Reigns turns evil or not.. the fans will feel what they feel about him. Triple… asking Reigns to pretty much join the Authority… Now there’s no Rollins for 9 months… OHHH CRAP Reigns has declined the offer! Take the offer and shove it up his candy @$$? I would have told Triple ‘No’ as well, but in a much nicer way… but now I look at it… if Triple is building towards his match with The Rock at WrestleMania, Roman Reigns is the key…

LET’S START THIS SH!T! Roman Reigns Vs Big Show to kick off the tournament!

STC’S Nicola Box is one of the 14,362 in attendance! We know how she feels about Roman Reigns, I can hear Nicola screaming from here! She feels almost the same as how I feel about Naomi… I hope Naomi’s beautiful @$$ is there this week…

…and so should Nicola scream her head off until her vocal chords are destroyed! Roman Reigns advances… the tournament brackets are now set up…and by that glimpse…it is clear that the Undertaker/Kane/Wyatt storyline WILL continue… which means any fans who thought otherwise I got four words for ya…

Wayne Rooney in the hiz-house! Big up Manchester United! Shout out to my ninja Irah and his brother Icy Fresh! Shout out to STC’s Bossman – Jamie Maverick Shields who might be swimming in his own sperm count!

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Oh dear! Kevin Owens trying to insult the British Crowd and run down the Royal Family just backfired! NEWSFLASH Kevin – WE DON’T CARE ABOUT THE ROYAL FAMILY! Yeah I said it! The day Diana died, it was a WRAP. Maybe we care about Diana’s side of the family…

Good luck to Titus O’Neill… if the mighty John Cena couldn’t test Kevin Owens at first… Titus my ninja – you have NO CHANCE! But hey – The 1-2-3-Kid defeated Razor Ramon, so anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation!

FOR REAL! They doing Undertaker week on the Network all next week??? THAT’S IT!!! But Eddie Guerrero celebrates 10 years after his passing..yo WWE what you gon’ do???

Renée I’m not feeling your dress you wearing… Yo Deano – Talk to your girl!!!

I sincerely hope Becky Lynch beats out Paige’s blodclart… but since Paige is the #1 contender.. I can’t see Becky winning this…

WWE just released the official Survivor Series theme tune. It’s actually not bad… but you know the Infamous Informer always got a better one…

WHOA!!!! Anything CAN happen in the World Wrestling Federation! Becky just out-wrestled Paige! But Paige BEX!!! She put Becky in the PTO submission on the announce table! But did the crowd just boo Charlotte? Nah it couldn’t be so… where’s the cotton buds at – might have to clean out my ears on that one…

OH HELL NO – The two guys I hate – The Miz & Dolph Ziggler are facing each other to advance in the tournament, this is the part where I’m gonna go to the toilet, wash my hands, come back and tell you about what I purchased today…

WWE 50 BOOKSo here I was hunting down that Undertaker 25 Years of Destruction Book, but suddenly the book is hard to obtain. Did the distributors make a fatal error in mot printing enough copies? But I saw this book, It;s a steal at £6… so I snapped the sh!t up…

Alternatively I could tell you who’s on babestation tonight… That Kandi Kay – she is BAAAAAD!

Edmond Mulhall made me do it!

Edmond Mulhall made me do it!

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OH SNAP!!! Crowd chanting -Who Are Ya? To Zeb Colter!! They dropping WHAT chants to him! AAAH SH!T – Zeb is putting England on BLAST! He says Germany tells England what to do! He says soon Vladamir Putin will tell them what to do!!! and England complains about people crossing the borders! WHOA!!! That’s the man YOU supported England fans… you were saying – WE THE PEOPLE and sh!t… I have NO SYMPATHY.

Jesus Have Mercy that Naomi… please Uso can I borrow your wife for a weekend? Like for my 36th Birthday in January? I’mWWE2K16 GRANT BODY -P!in love with your wife. I can’t hold it back! Did you see how Naomi entered the ring? OHHHHHHH!

I don’t know why Natalya is f**k!n around with Team B.A.D. she may have defeated my Naomi but the three of em just f**ked her up and Naomi put the glasses on Natalya while she was caught up in the Bank Statement!! Come on WWE, hand Team BAD the creative keys just like you did New Day!

Now word on the street is I should pay attention to this match… because you internet jabronies splattered the picture/video all over Facebook… Wade Barrett is in the ring with Sheamus running his mouth at Wayne Rooney…. now personally, I’m not a Rooney fan, but that’s another issue altogether. So I’m gonna pay attention to Sheamus Vs Cesaro…

NEXT MANAGER FOR MAN UTD?

NEXT MANAGER FOR MAN UTD?

Sheamus Vs Cesaro could be the show stealer here! Amazing counter techniques by both men the likes of which we have never seen! I said this before I’ll say it again, I don’t think you love Cesaro as you claim, if you really love Cesaro, why isn’t the arena full of Cesaro Section signs? Not just a small area?

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Cesaro killing it with those shoryukens! Rooney loves that sh!t! Barrett BEX! Barrett starts shooting his mouth off – Rooney boxes him in his mouth – BLAOW!!!! OH SH!T!!!!

NEXT MATCH!!! Deano Vs Tyler Sneeze all over his b!tch @$$! He just called Renée ugly, and he got Summer Rae by his side? Seriously guys, you cannot possibly support Tyler Sneeze. He just made The Miz and Ziggler look straighter than Indian hair!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Come on Deano! BEAT OUT TYLER’S BLODCLART!

Damn! Some kid is angry with Summer Rae/Tyler Sneeze! ‘That’s what you get when you mess with Dolph Ziggler!’ It’s still real to them damnit!!

OH NO!!!! THE NEW DAY ARE HERE!!! Ok let’s hear their Power of Positivity… that’s right! it’s an OUTRAGE!!! 16-man tournament and New Day are not in it? BLOODY DISGRACE!

NEW DAY’S insults to Europe have failed! Oh man!!!! But it doesn’t matter – New Day Vs Neville & Usos should be a thrilling contest, Not sure if it will top Cesaro vs Sheamus though…

They call that move – The Unicorn Stampede… Where all three New Day guys circulate in the corner and stamp out their opponent… I forgot to check if it’s in WWE2K16… if not then it should be in the new moves pack…

So the Tournament Brackets look like this:

WWE title TournamentI heard y’all not feeling the tournament!!! Oh well!!! #WhoeverLosesIWIN!!! You hate when I say that don’t you? It’s because I speak the truth – didn’t I tell you earlier that the Undertaker/Kane/Wyatt storyline is the main thing right now? We celebrating 25 years of the Don of Dons… you can keep your tournament! Truth be told I haven’t cared about the World Wrestling Federation Title holder since The Rock lost the title at WrestleMania 29! That’s due to me being an Undertaker fan!

Here they come, the wannabe Children Of the Corn – The Wyatt Man dem… claims he got Undertaker & Kane’s powers… this should be good… his ‘eulogy’…

British crowd singing ‘the whole world in his hands…’ That’s a NO from me: Grant Cowell!

Bow our heads and give thanks to my Dons??? YOU OUTTA ORDA & BRIGHT!

Where’s your super powers Wyatt? How come you can’t use em?

AAAAAAH SH!T!!!! UNDERTAKER & KANE ARE BACK!!! They have come to f**k up Wyatt! Wyatt tries his usual sh!t, and all his Wyatt boys have appeared… Rowan & Harper – DOUBLE CHOKESLAM – BLAOW! Braun Strowman knocks the Dons down with a double clothesline… but the dons rise up! grabbed Strowman and threw him over the announce table! Then… Wyatt left… Kane kicks him down! Both grab him by the neck – CHOKESLAM – BLAOW!!! Yes Wyatts, you can beat one of them down and there’s 4 of you, but you cannot withstand the combined might of the OGs – the Brothers of Destruction! The only thing I was a little disappointed with, was that Jim Johnston should have played this sh!t because he got it in the production truck, and if he did, it would truly be CURTAINS for the Wyatts!

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Monday Night Raw #1169, October 19, 2015!!!

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“AIN’T NO STOPPING ONCE THE GUNS GET TO POPPIN, BY THE TIME YOU REACT YOUR BODY’S DROPPIN, BLEEDING, COUGHING, SOMEBODY NEED A COFFIN, AND THAT’S A DAMN SHAME!” (Bishop Lamont, Shoot Em Up, 2015)

I don’t usually promote gun violence in Hip Hop, but this is the tune that explains the situation! Roman Reigns throwing superman punches like a shot-gun – BLAOW! Wyatt dropping that Sister Abigail on muthaf***az – BLAOW! Brock Lesnar throwing those suplexes on the canvas hear the back and neck go BLAOW! The Undertaker, Hit ’em with the Tombstone BLAOW!!!

It’s Hell In A Cell on Sunday people! SOMEBODY NEED A COFFIN! AND THAT’S A DAMN SHAME! RAW #1169! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZI had a bit of a power nap earlier… I might just check that Austin Podcast with BRRROCCK LESSNAR afterwards! Ric Flair, Shawn Mike, Undertaker, all in effect! OH SH!T IT’S GOING DOWN!

THE GLASS SMASH!!! AUSTIN IS HERE!!!!! You know what that means??? Some muthaf***a is gonna get STUNNERED!!! Where’s Vincent Kennedy??? Get out here so you can stunnered! I don’t care if you 70!

If you’re ready for WrestleMania 32, give me a hell yeah!!! Wait a minute, Austin promoting the spectacle! Now he’s introducing the Don of DONS to the stage!! AAAAAH SH!!!!T!!! IT’S. ABOUT. TO. GO. DOWN!!!

Undertaker says ONE SENTENCE….

OH SH!T – The guitar rift!!!! BRROOOCCK LESSSNAR!!!! Ok Undertaker – Hit the pyro on Brock! DO IT!!!

HERE WE GO!!!!! Undertaker got NOTHING TO LOSE!!!! LET’S DO THIS RIGHT NOW!!!

WAIT! Lesnar takes a U-Turn under Heyman’s jurisdiction!!!! FANS! This is NO HEEL/FACE THING! Do not ask such foolishness! It’s BROCK LESNAR! IT’S THE UNDERTAKER! I was looking for the pyro… but alas… I don’t think that sh1t scares Brock anyway! It might scare Heyman though… GOD DAMNIT these two should have been on RAW to do all this kinda sh!t in the weeks leading up!

It’s sing along with John Cena! JOHN CENA SUUUUUUUCCCKS! JOHN CENA SUUUUUUUUCCCCKS! Who’s gonna answer the US Open Challenge? The Symbol of Excellence?

What? 6 man tag? Cena & The Dudleys Vs The New Day! I can ride to this! FEEEEEEL DA POWWWWA!!!!

I’m not feeling The New Day T-Shirt they brought out though… it’s on some cartoony sh!t with some pony on a rainbow sh!t… NO SAH!!! THAT AIN’T RIGHT!

You can look at it on wweshop.com… I’m not displaying it here!!!

NO WAY! NEW DAY ROCKS! They did it again!!!

HANG ON – NO!!!! NOT THE TABLES!!! DON’T DO THIS!!!! BIG E! KOFI! HELP HIM!

NO NO NO NO NO!! – BLAOW!!! XAVIER DEAD NOW! Another table destroyed, our children deprived of another table to do their education…. excuse me… I gotta have a moment…

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Holy god… my girls are on!!! Now Team BAD, you saw what your backstage rivals New Day did, now I want you sexy three to do the same!

F****************K!!!!! Those accursed Bellas! But Wrestling Is storyline, Sasha hasn’t been pinned or submitted, Nikki advances to her match with Charlotte at the cell… That’s ok! I promise not to tweet my displeasure on twitter like some other people do… I’m still #NaoMob ain’t nothing changed!

By the way – Follow me on the tweeter @MZATheInfamous! LADIES! If you look good, I’ll follow you back. Hip Hop artists! I’ll follow you back too. But LADIES! If you are ugly, if rappers send me trap music….or if my EX tries to follow me like she did recently… ME BLOCK YUH!!!

GRANT BODY-P!

True story – my EX found me on twitter and told me she finished with her man who she dissed me for, then she kinda made that assumption about your boy – The Infamous Informer, Wolverhampton’s Last Outlaw, being married with children like Al Bundy… I was like nope, not married, but not single either! She unfollowed me from twitter after that…

GRANT BODY – P!

My stream is F**K!NG up – and I am getting agitated with this sh!t – I have no Idea what the f**k HBK and Seth Rollins is talking about, something about people calling themselves the 2.0. of someone great, and I agree – you muthaf***az want people like Seth and Ziggler to be the ‘next HBK’, you wanted CM Princess Peach B!tch to be the ‘next Austin’ you want Wyatt to be the ‘next Undertaker’… F**KOUTTAHERE WITH THAT BULLSH!T! I don’t want no muthaf***a to try to be the Grant Body-P 2.0.??!!! Unless he’s my nephew?!!!

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While Seth Rollins fights the Ryback, it’s worth noting that ‘Corporate’ Kane has been suspended after ‘Demon Kane’ came through last week and chokeslammed everybody!

It’s also worth noting that Seth Rollins has now been WWE Champion for over 200 days… shout out to Spotface from Perfect Plex/SoulnSports Radio on Fox Sports 1340am Hopewell – I heard him once say Seth Rollins gonna hold the title by WrestleMania and DEFEND IT SUCCESSFULLY…
Word on the street is The Wyatt man dem got Randall and brukk him up… I bet the International Wrestling Fanbase know what REALLY happened… Dean Ambrose gonna go it alone against them on RAW…

Nice referee outfit Summer Rae…. let’s get a pic of that emblazoned up on here!

Summer Rae refereeLet’s hope Referee Tonya Stevens doesn’t see this… I will get in BIG TROUBLE!!!

Good 6-man contest between Rusev, Barrett & Sheamus Vs Neville, Dolph and Cesaro… skills galore and they not on the Hell In a Cell card… well that’s not for me to complain, that’s for YOU!!! I’ve already got Brock Vs Undertaker… and Seth Vs Kane so I’m GOOD! Hold on – and Roman Vs Wyatt! Me bless!

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OHHHH NO!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!! RIC FLAIR N!&&@!!!!

I am having such a nightmare with this stream – why is it that every time someone like Austin, Undertaker, Ric Flair, someone like that comes on, the stream has to f**k up… now I have no idea what Ric Flair said… next thing I know Roman Reigns is calling the Wyatts PU$$Y, has set two chairs out for him and Wyatt to sit and chat…. probably about what happened on Hollyoaks this week.. YO – Have you been watching that sh!t?? I should be writing a blog on that – Hold up – Eric Rowan is back? Now there’s 4 of these muthaf***az? I can feel the Survivor Series coming!

WTF????? Reigns & Ambrose about to fight the Wyatts, guess who is about to join the fight???? SETH ROLLINS??? LET THE WANK FEST BEGIN!!! THE SHIELD ARE BACK! THE SHIELD ARE BACK! THIS IS AWESOME!

F**KOUTTAHERE!

Charlotte about to fight Brie and make an example out of her… BREAK HER LEGS CHARLOTTE!

Look at that ungrateful brat Paige watching from the back… can’t Team BAD brukk her up or something for no reason??? I really WWE2K16 GRANT BODY -P!can’t stand her!  They lucky I’m not on the creative team! Team BAD would be killing it like New Day, that’s my word!

Hold on – how long Charlotte had the belt now? Was that 28 days??? Great work Charlotte! On day at a time!

I like Brie’s new fighting attire… nice… Brie uses Danny Bryan’s move set, no one says sh!t, but you wanna complain about Charlotte acting like her father, who has her father’s blessing… WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE??? Little jabroni – SHUDDUP!!!

GRANT BODY – P!

Paige tells Renée a.k.a. Sally Jesse Raphael that she wants to put this ugliness behind her… NEWSFLASH! How you gonna do that Paige when YOU ARE UGLY??? The first thing you must change is YOU… It’s TRUUUUUUUUE!

GRANT BODY – P!

Sorry Mark Henry – you’re my dude, I understand you’re jobbing for the talent now, but Kevin Owens too good for you rude boy!

Pop-up powerbomb to Mark Henry – BLAOW!!!! Uh-Oh Ryback yuh goose c-

WHAT??? Ryback showing Kevin Owens that I can do a powerbomb too MUTHAF***A!!! BLAOW!!! AAAH SH!T! Just when I thought I had the prediction, WWE changes the scenario!

Well WWE always said… CARD SUBJECT TO CHANGE… now we got a John Cena Open Challenge at the PPV, plus the kick off show has changed to a 6 man jump off between the guys we saw earlier… Neville/Ziggler/Cesaro vs Barrett/Sheamus/Rusev…

Is this really gonna jump off? The Shield Vs The Wyatts??!!!! Crowd chanting THIS IS AWESOME! I’m just waiting for Seth to turn against The Shield again… or my hero Kane to appear…

For real? Seth calling shots???? I’ll start this sh!t!!!! Reigns & Ambrose are like – Gwarn then! If yuh bad!

Rollins is actually putting in work!!!! He’s getting in there throwing lefts and rights!

Thanks a lot stream – now I don’t know how Seth disappeared from the match… probably walked out as usual… all I know is, Ambrose use the Kendo stick, got disqualified, and all ruckus broke loose!!!!

I’m kinda disappointed in some of the segments, I felt Undertaker could have dropped some pyro… either that or ruckus… I have no idea what happened with Ric Flair so tweet me on that, HBK could have kicked own Seth Rollins but that was ok, and my hero Kane could have scared Rollins with some fire pyro or something… with that said… SOMEBODY GONNA END UP IN A COFFIN, AND THAT’S A DAMN SHAME!

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Monday Night Raw #1165, September 21, 2015!!!

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Sshhhhhh….. I’m not supposed to be online… even Virgin Media can’t stop me from laughing at you fools. Getting angry that Jericho was the mystery partner? WOW. Angry that Cena won the US Title and he might start his open challenge sh!t again?

Now I’m not laughing, because it looks like Sting really mashed up himself in his match against Seth Rollins. Is this retirement for the legend? Another dream match just a dream in Undertaker Vs Sting? RAW #1165! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZI don’t ever recall The Wyatt Family ever starting this RAW sh!t…

…and Roman is like – ENOUGH OF THIS SH!T – I’m coming down the stairs and I’m still gonna f**k you up…send your Wyatt b!tches to the back, no referee, let’s END THIS SH!T!

For real??? The rest of the crew just had to teef? Dean Ambrose comes down the stairs! They need to combine their Shield Force and f**k up Strowman like back in the day! (Well not quite like back in the day because there’s no Rollins.) But where Y2J at? You think he’ll come out and help?

Nope – but they get a VIPER!!! Randall Orton… the Apex Predator!!! The Wyatts are lucky Randall didn’t kick them in their head!

AAAAAAAAH SH!T! So hold on! Did Brock Lesnar f**k up Kane that bad, that Kane now has a split personality? One some bi-polar next level sh!t? Check it – Seth Rollins opens the door looking for Triple & Steph, but who does he see? Corporate Kane in his suit and Sunday School Trousers! He’s all happy and sh!t! Like he has no idea what happened at the Night of Champions! He’s on some Professor Klump/Buddy Love sh!t!

OHHHHHHH!!! Lillian Garcia talking Spanish announcing the Lucha Dragons to the ring! It’s bad enough Lillian fine as f**k but if you are not aroused by the Spanish language spoken by a woman… KILL YOURSELF!

GRANT BODY – P!

So if you missed the Pre-Show on the WWE Network, tough t!tt!£$ – you gotta see the match on RAW. Love Neville and the Lucha-Lucha, I like the Ascension as they have unknown potential, Stardust – we know he got skills, but me see that match already. So it is with regret that nature calls and I gotta do a #2… excuse me…

151049-no-more-heroes-3966Aaaah that felt so much better… ah where was we? Oh yes, Mark Madden is good but MIKE DOGG is THE BEST!

For REAL!!! Bo Dallas still lives??? Did Brock kill him then Bo climbed himself out of the grave because he BO-LIEVES??? He’s gonna go back in there because he’s up against the Ryback…

Quote from Kevin Owens to Michael Cole – “Don’t believe everything you read on the internet…” Yo Kevin – tell these Internet Wrestling B!tches that! they might appreciate Pro Wrestling & Sports Entertainment  a bit better!

RIC FLAIR N!&&@! He and Charlotte are gonna show Nikki what a celebration looks like! Nikki surpassed the record last week, and no one came to her bashment hahahahahaahaha! Tell me Ric… did you put it in Paige & Becky?

GRANT BODY – P!

His proudest moment of his life happened when his daughter defeated (in his words) a great champion in Nikki Bella! GUNSHOT TO YOU WRESTLING B!TCHES! Who the f**k is Mark Madden???!!!

Oh HERE WE GO!!! PAIGE HAS TURNED EVIL!!!! F**K THAT B!TCH!!!! She cussed down the entire diva division…

I knew all along it was all about Paige from the beginning of this sh!t… Charlotte needs to slap that b!tch upside the head… Yeah Paige get on ‘our’ side talking the truth about the Bellas sleeping their way to the top… but I was never a Paige fan from the beginning. Always respected her fighting style, but the day she cussed down Naomi, I closed the book on Paige’s B!TCH @$$!

Props to Nikki, she also spoke truth. As soon as you champion, the real snakes emerge… like Paige herself.. Nikki had to deal with that sh!t for 301 days from her rivals and the IWC. Now Charlotte gonna get it… it’s the sad truth.

Maybe Paige offered Ric Flair some pu$$y and Ric turned it down and said ‘I like my meat medium well???

GRANT BODY – P!!

Aaah man I love Mark Henry & Sheamus…. Sheamus became a hero for life because he prevented Ziggler winning the rumble one year… shut down al the Ziggler fools… I have said for years that Ziggler ain’t sh!t… but then I remembered, I’m just the Infamous Informer, Wolverhampton’s Last Outlaw, Ladies Favourite – Grant Body – P!

Talking of that fool Ziggler, he teams up with the Dudley Boyz, goin up against The New Day & Rusev! OH NO!!!! I can feel it – they gonna make Rusev do something funny!

HA! HA! HA! Corporate Kane is giving me joke!!!! He’s a bit ‘too happy go lucky for my liking!’ Where’s the mask?! It’s GONE! He’s going out to find it!

You know who else is giving me joke? Natalya. If anyone is ‘frustrated’ it’s Natalya… she just put on her granny panty girdle and told Paige to watch where she walks… I don’t hit women – it’s WRONG. But rather Natalya verbally slap Paige up than me!

NOOOOO!!!! We must build a wall around DudleyVille! We must stop the table madness! We have a voice! Together we can save the tables!!! Let us begin! I hold the first brick…

Build a wallOh I get it…. I never clocked on that New Day used a Donald Trump quote and flipped it around…

OH SH!T!! Xavier playing Rusev’s theme with the trombone! While Ziggler is getting BUSS ARSE! It’s like, he’s showing Jimmy Hart how to do it!

Even Summer Rae’s getting in there!!! Look how she’s handling the trombone! DUTTY GYAL!!!

What???? Rusev just yelled at Ziggler – Lana’s is MINE! She will never be YOURS! Damn Rusev… Lana pu$$y must have been THAT GOOD!

GRANT BODY – P!

And just for no reason… let’s throw up a pic of Lana… just for STC’s Premiere Dutty Bwoy – Edd Mulhall!!

Lana BattySlap that @$$ up 2 time!

In fact I’ll leave Lana to you. Naomi is all mine! I love her more and more each day. Here’s a th20150921_220014ought… what if Natalya defeats my baby? #WrestlingIsStoryline so I wanna see how it plays out…

Nice cat-like suit Natalya! Compliments go a long way people. I’m not Ladies Favourite for nothing… ever wonder why they call me ‘Mr Grant’????

Oh dear… I thought Natalya was actually gonna win that… but I’m glad she didn’t! Damn Naomi – YOU ARE AMAZING!

FOR REAL??? The crowd are chanting Big…Show Sucks ‘New Day style’? They got Big Show in preparation for his encounter with the beast BRRRROCK LESSSNARR! Cesaro doesn’t wanna get punched through school buses again!

OHHH CESARO! I mean, he got that power – suplexing The Big Show from the outside to inside the ring! And that didn’t save him from getting that inevitable – PPPPPPPP!

Big Show talking sh!t about Brock! I mean, yes, You buss up Brock’s blodclart back in Survivor Series 2002… this is 2015 muthaf***a – it’s a different Brock Lesnar you ah deal wid! back then He never had all that suplex city business and UFC fighting skill!

By the way – what was that about ‘Cena’s open challenge’ Cena haters? Don’t you retards have enough? I mean, you put so much focus and energy hating on a man, you don’t realise that’s what keeps him on his game! You haters just DON’T THINK… do you???

He’s fighting Seth Rollins for the US title… so, let me get this understand so i can understand this… what if Cena retains? Does that mean he’s ‘buried’ the World Wrestling Federation Champion???? YOU DUMB RARSE!

You lot argue that out… while I just wait for the Demon Kane to come out and f**k up Rollins again!

Uh-OH!!! I mean… Cena defeats Rollins… in a way does that mean he’s the #1 contender for the title? Hmmm interesting…

Corporate Kane appears on the titantron! Smiling and all! He’s like YO! You need to be the BEST Champion you can be! But the DEMON Kane appears from beneath the ring! Comes after Rollins! Drags him down all the way to hell!!!! Oh LAWWD HAVE MERCY!!! (Yes we know how it was done you smarks – GET THE F**K OUTTA HERE!) Ok – a storyline with both personas at once is cool! I can ride to this!

Take it away Method Man…. IT’S KAAAANE!!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1158, August 3, 2015!!!

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They call him the Rowdy One. They call him the Best Heel of All Time. Well I call him Rowdy Roddy Piper. To be honest, I don’t necessarily agree, but I do think that he sparked off a lot of sh!t. He set the bar of what a heel should be, he set the standard of controversial segments, Piper’s Pit was the Godfather…Now we have Miz TV.

So let’s pay respects to a pioneer, the foundation of this thing we call wrestling. Rowdy Roddy Piper, LIVE ON LIVE LONG.

I’m expecting a 10 Bell Toll for this man. But we gotta keep it moving folks! Just like life, RAW GOES ON! #1158! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZWasn’t the crowd meant to stay silent through the 10 Bell toll? F**k!n DISRESPECTFUL.

OHHHHH SH!T!!! Seth Rollins can’t wear that shirt??!!! I hope that haters know that if they buy that shirt…. CENA GETS PAID???? (If you don’t know what shirt I mean either watch RAW or look at WWEShop pon di hinternet!

And the crowd loves this sh!t! Knee into Cena’s nose – BLAOW!!!! Cena could be out the game, maybe out for Summerslam too… but it’s John Cena! He will come at the 11th hour! Crowd chanting ‘THANK YOU ROLLINS!’ I’d laugh if Cena’s music hit…

THERE YOU GO! TITLE FOR TITLE! SUMMERSLAM! I think my Co-Host (Shadfather) is right – The US Title gonna get CENALISED!

FOR REAL? Seth is gonna drop a WWE Title Open Challenge???? BACKSIDE!!! I knew Seth was a good man! I knew Seth was a fighting champion! What if Brock steps up???? I hope Seth is aware that he’s in the building!!!

Oh come on!!! The opponent has to be under 6ft tall? Sh!t that’s me out of the running!

FOR REAL? NEVILLE is under 6ft???? WROOOOOOOOOY!!! Go on kid! Get the title! This could be a Jeff Hardy/Undertaker 2002 moment!!!!

NEVILLE IS KILLIN EM!!!! Think of Summerslam Neville! You can headline Summerslams!!!!!

No way! was that a ‘botch’? The ref might have counted to three from that pinning predicament!

Neville hit the Red Arrow on Rollins! ONE, TWO, THREE!!!! OH SH!T!!!! Rollins foot was on the rope!!!! DAMNIT!

Come on Neville! Come on Kid! One more Red Arrow – NOBODY HOME!!!

Rollins Hit the PEDIGREE! PEDIGREE! ONE, TWO, DAMNIT! That match was OFF THE HOOK! Rollins was that close to losing his title! The Ref might be in trouble though! Was there hesitation when he counted Rollins shoulders to the mat the first time?

Kofi Kingston takes the pi$$ when he comes down to the ring in his entrance! Skipping and smiling like a battyman!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Los Matadores mash-up on the outside, and there’s Big E and Xavier laughing at them!!! They remind me of Takeshi’s Castle when the contestants end up in the drink!

Cena might be at home, but The Bella B!tches are here!!!! 253 days!!! Less than 50 days to go! HOLD ON NIKKI!!!

So Paige’s team is now called the Submission Sorority! I LIKE THAT!!! VERY GOOD! Shame it took em nearly a month to come with that name…

Mike Cole now acknowledging AJ Lee’s title reign! UH-OH!!!! You’re standing on Dangerous Ground Cole!!! Too close to the crown, let’s see if you know the bounds!

Team B.A.D. Have got their little shirts and everything! I should get one for my new niece!!! Beautiful And Dangerous! or as I like to call em… B.A.D.I.B. Beautiful And Dangerous INNA BED!

GRANT BODY-P!

The Bellas lose again??? Oh dear… face it Bellas – you’re wack!!!

Come on Team B.A.D.I.B…. you should embrace JoJo! and make her welcome! You could be the Nation of Domina-…. OH YEAAAAAH!!!!!

GRANT BODY-P!

But Yo Naomi baby girl! How you gonna call out Ronda Rousey name??? Don’t run your mouth! You saw what happened to that brazilian chick! 34 seconds later – IT ALL OVER!!!

34 seconds

See the Miz is one of those muthaf***az I can’t stand when it comes to honoring the deceased… it’s so contrived and fake… Bigging up Piper like that… you expect me to believe that? F**KOUTTAHERE!

Cesaro and Kevin Owens are guests on the Miz TV joint… they gonna fight at Summerslams… you know that match gonna be off the hook!

I love the elevation of Cesaro! The IWC are right for once! PUSH CESARO and leave Tyson Kidd at home! Stay home Tyson, clean up the place! Oh hang on – that’s what Shadfather does while you’re away! I’ve noticed Natalya has become more freaky on Total Divas recently… I wonder why that is????

GRANT BODY – P!

Dayuuum WWE still supporting UFC footage of Ronda Rousey dedicating her 34 second beatdown!!!! Dana White you talking sh!t about WWE being fake… the Chair awaits… and you’re my dude because I’m a UFC fan!

What? Mark Henry ain’t 400lbs no more? He’s 399lbs? He’d better brukk up that Rusev dude! But I like Rusev though… oh well – WHOEVER LOSES – I WIN!

I don’t get it – I thought Swerved was axed Shadfather??? Or are you Swerving us??? WWE promoting that sh!t! I don’t get it!

HAHAHAHA!! Sheamus is an honorary Wyatt this week? Actually has a nice ring to it… Sheamus Wyatt… Yo WWE it’s about time y’all started making these Summerslam matches official!

For Real? WACK RYDER is here? And he’s fighting WACK BARRETT? Ok toilet break…

What happen – Wack Ryder lose again?? HAHAHAHAHA!! You see – that’s what happens when you’re CM Princess Peach B!tch approved…you’re cursed for life!

UH-OH!!! Another BUUFTA AWARD WINNING PROMO BY PAUL HEYMAN!

NO!!! PAUL HEYMAN CALLED THE UNDERTAKER A B!TCH???!!!! NO ONE EVER SAYS THAT!!! Heyman you are brilliant but I’m going off to help Undertaker build that casket for you… oh lawwwwd!

Why the f**k did Brock Lesnar throw the stairs in the ring like that? I’ma keep watching…

Oh so he’s standing on it is he? Ok…so according to MR DIRT SHEET, Undertaker asked for a rematch, BEGGED for a rematch against Brock Lesnar the following WrestleMania (31)? And Vincent Kennedy said NO? Can we get confirmation of this Vince?

OH SH!T – is the Don of Dons going to Suplex City??? Heyman is trying to convince me and use that propaganda! He’s very good…. but he’s NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!!

The one thing he’s convinced me of – this match is TOO BIG for WrestleMania???!!!! Personally I think Undertaker & Brock know that their WrestleMania match was not good enough and they want to steal the show, especially as Undertaker is in better shape…

Heyman has pointed out that Undertaker has never beat Brock Lesnar… Yo Heyman, by saying that, Undertaker has WON. that’s not a prediction, it’s a SPOILER!!!

OHHHH SH!T – here comes Paige with her Submission Sorority… COME ON NAOMI! Make this gyal look mash-up for

THE INFAMOUS NIECE!!!

the Austin podcast! Send the b!tch back to freak island!

Oh hang on… Paige wearing the HotRod shirt… she can’t lose this match surely!

Haha I like that! Naomi is battering Paige! Telling her to ‘Kiss My Lights’!!! And kick her in her mouth! GWARN GIRL!

Naomi – I’m not mad at you girl, Paige wore the Hot Rod shirt… give her that one… but any other night – Paige ain’t sh!t!!! Only joking Paige but it is MY WOMAN you dealing with! The one with the most sense on Total Divas, that chick you turn to for advice!

OHHH SH!T! Some fool named Stephen Amell wants to test Stardust next week on RAW… seriously guys who is this fool? Answers on a postcard please – tweet me @MZATheInfamous!

Main event time already??? The Shield and Randall Vs The Wyatts and Sheamus! LET THE RECORD SPIN!!

Ha! The Wyatts & Sheamus had no chance!!!! The Shield & Randall mash them up! All I know is, I’m looking gimmick matches at Summerslam involving all these guys… Roman Reigns and Wyatt fight already so up the stakes with them, Sheamus & Randall fight already so do the same with them! I don’t wanna hear no singles match!

That’s enough for me! Me garne ah mi bed… I was gonna watch the Austin Podcast with Paige… but I can’t be bothered. It’s only Paige… I’ll check it in the week… F**k that…

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