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Monday Night Raw #1288, January 29, 2018!!!

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SMASHED IT.

I will keep it real with you. When they announced the men’s rumble halfway through the show, and how epic it was with Strong Style Kung Fu winning… I wasn’t sure the women could top that… but blodclaaaaaaaaat!!!

And that was just the Rumble! The NXT Takeover though! You don’t have to follow the storylines, but watch the PPVs… I thought Ember Moon was gonna lose…Alicester Black… that man…I’m not supposed to be a fan considering his demeanor and who or he stands for… but he’s too cool NOT to be a fan… and as for Johnny Wrestling… if that was the main roster that match would have been over 20 years ago!

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Monday Night Raw #1180, January 4, 2016!!!

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Show Charlie Murphy your titties

The realization just hit me.  Next Monday… It’s the Infamous Informer’s birthday! LAYDEEZ!!! Show Mike Dogg your t!tt!£$!! I think I should have a week off don’t you? F**k that – I GOTTA WORK! I want to continue entertaining you readers! But I warn you.. if you don’t see next week’s blog for some reason… that’s because either Jimmy Uso gave Naomi her ‘free pass’ or… The Infamous Informer is sexing your chick while you’re complaining on the internet about Roman Reigns!

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RAW #1180! LETS GET THAT 2016 FLOW! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!

WWF PROPA TINGZWell Stephanie doesn’t look too happy… but look who’s waiting at the stairs! Roman Reigns! Stephanie is talking calm… oooooooooh…that’s not good! She says she gonna make him suffer and fight for no reason until his body is destroyed! Roman says he’s gonna put a 70 year old man in Vincent Kennedy in the hospital if he f**ks with his title!!!! The question is out there!!! What is gonna happen in the title match? The Grant says this… it looks like Roman gonna f**k up Vincent Kennedy… but TRIPLE TEEF comes back… and USES DA HAMMER!!! That’s why Stephanie is talking so calm! WATCH DA RYDE!

Oh snap! Neville Vs Kevin Owens again??? AAAH yeah again and again! Will Neville neat Owens again in record time? If he does he’d better run like he should have done last week! But wait! Ambrose is at ringside… maybe Neville doesn’t need to run!

Say what???? Brock Lesnar returns on the Infamous Informer’s Born day??? Sh!t… I don’t want birthday suplexes! I bet it was you internet b!tches told him about me…

What a nasty Spike DDT from the top rope from Owens! Neville neck should have broke! SH!T! But Neville was fist and fire all over Owens! mash-up ribs and all!

Kevin Owens is STILL DA MAN! Neville did the right thing this time… just take the loss, Owens will show mercy….

Ooops! maybe not! Owens still wanted to beatdown Neville! Ambrose is having none of it! Deano, set up Owens on the announce table… Deano runs round the barricade, elbow drop to Owens through the table – BLAOW!!! And Deano grips the headpiece of Owens as if to say – DON’T F**K WITH ME!!!! Yo come the Intercontinental title match I don’t wanna see no basic singles match – these two guys are streetfighters! Take it back to the bars where the APA used to hang out!

AAAAAH SH!T! Vincent Kennedy is here! Yes, he broke the law last week, but this week, he IS THE LAW! Shout out to Motorhead!

Come on Titus! Brukk up that Stardust!!! Mash him up!!!! Beat out his blodclart!!!

Oh dear! Why doesn’t Stardust like when the crowd chant ‘Cody’??? I mean… the crowd are supporting him aren’t they??? They’re not? Oh dear….

The Clash of the Titus super move by O’Neill! BLAOW!!! Oh dear – Stardust is reading his own horoscope! It says – You got knocked the f**k out!

Looks like Becky & Charlotte gonna have another friendly wrestling contest…. YEAH RIGHT!!! Look at Ric Flair creep up behind Becky like – WOOOOOOOO!!! I’m telling you – he wants to f**k Becky!!! Yo Flair! The blue smarties is THAT WAY!!!

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Nice entrance by Becky!!! I mean, she always had it in the NXT… but it’s good to see it here!

Look at Ric Flair doing his strut while the ladies are having a sparring contest! I mean sh!t! I would! I don’t know what Charlotte has been spending her WWE divas champion money on – but she’s been looking fine lately!

Oh yeah! Ric Flair gonna be on the Austin podcast next week too! WWE is being GOOD TO ME!!! All I need is Naomi…

There’s a sign in the crowd saying ‘We Want Tamina’… So Do I!!!! Can’t I have all of TeamBAD for my Birthday next week???

Hold up – Becky grabbed the tights and beat Charlotte! Charlotte don’t like that sh!t because Becky was gloating in front of her father! Now Charlotte is beating down her so-called friend! Oh dear!

Did Sheamus just call Vincent Kennedy his ‘Irish cousin’??!!!! HAHAHA!!! How can you jabronies dislike Sheamus when he has a way with words? Oh I get it… he’s not CM P…. Can that be a New Years Resolution? To not mention that muthaf***a’s name??? It’s 2016! He’s not important to us! Unless it’s the YOU EFF CEE…

Ok I’m getting bored of wrestling match after wrestling match… The Ryback fights The Big Show… yes people… this came on last week… so I’m gonna take my medicine because The Grant is sick of this sh!t!!!! Give me a storyline segment already!

AAAH SH!T! Hold the medicine! Why The Wyatt man dem wanna f**k up Ryback? What’s this about???

Hold up – They got The Big Show too!!! This is what I don’t get – The Wyatts can’t harvest any power from Show and The Ryback so what are they tryna accomplish????

Aah yes… The Royal Rumble… But it’s every man for himself though right? 4 guys cannot go to WrestleMania???? Er…

Meanwhile Dolph Ziggler is hoping to punch his ticket to big BIG WrestleMania…haahahahaha The Grant says – He will have his best Rumble performance yet… but… DREAM… DREAM….DREAM….. I BROUGHT YOU ALL MY DREAMS!!!!!!

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Mike wake up – wha-what-What- yo Heath Slater beat Ziggler!!! BACKSIDE!!! And Slater has a new crew! No not the 4-man band… they are #SocialOutcasts… ok well… anyway…

Vincent Kennedy is giving me joke! Telling both Sheamus and Roman Reigns that it will be a fair contest!!! (YEAH RIGHT…!!!)

Thank you to STC’s David Connor Richardson… I could have done without that information, now I didn’t get to mark out that Chris Jericho turned up! Yes the ratings need a boost, network subscriptions need a boost… to do that Jericho all you have to do is tease Stephanie’s fine @$$… job done!

Aaah sh!t – Jericho gonna enter the Royal Rumble??? Well Jericho… your fate will be the same as Ziggler… DREAM…DREAM…DREAM… I BROUGHT YOU ALL MY DREAMS!!!

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Kalisto and the Dudley Boys combine their force to compete against the UpUpDownDown guys… I’m sure the trombone will get involved, but I wanna see Team BAD… can’t they interfere in this match or something and shake they @$$??WWE2K16 GRANT BODY -P!

That was a nasty splash off the apron to Kalisto from Big E! But whining up his waist in front of  a guy is not cool yo!!! If that was me I would have got on the mic and called out Team BAD! If they gave me the creative keys…Team BAD would be in BIG trouble!

HAHAHAHA!!! Vincent Kennedy with the power walk in his referee shirt! He could have done with a tan though… His old man body is starting to show!!!

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And the match is under way!!! I hope Vincent Kennedy calls it down the middle!!! But we both know that ain’t gonna happen!

Wait a minute… Sheamus used the stairs!! THAT’S TEEF! And Vincent Kennedy had his back turned!!! Hey Vince! You said no underhanded tactics!

Remember Roman! Don’t let Sheamus put you in the submission move! Vince is a very ‘inexperienced’ referee!!!

VINCENT KENNEDY TEEEEEEEEEEEEF!!! What sort of slow count was that??!!! Roman Reigns WILL f**k him up!!! But I’m sure that Triple Teef is behind the curtain with that hammer…

Reigns goes for the cover again… this time Vincent Kennedy needs eye drops! He is 70 after all!

Why did Roman hit the Superman Punch on Vincent Kennedy? How is he gonna win???

Stephanie gets involved too! And a crooked referee! Still waiting on that Triple Teef!!!

Somehow, Roman Reigns survives… but check this out… Vincent Kennedy flips the script! Roman Reigns must defend his title against 29 other men… er that’s right… The Royal Rumble is for the World Wrestling Federation Championship! That hasn’t been done since 1992!!! This has changed EVERYTHING!!! Er now is a good time to play that track Grant…

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Monday Night Raw #1160, August 17, 2015!!!

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OHHHHHH SH!!!!!!!!!!!!!T!!!!

I had to watch this again rude boy… Come on WWE… NO WAY can you make this a one on one wrestling contest… I want CHAIRS! TABLES! STEEL STAIRS! SHOVELS! FIGHT IN THE CROWD! FIGHT ‘TO THE DEATH’!!!

BRRRRROCCCCK LESSSSNARRRR! THE UNNNNNNDERTAAAYYYKERRR!!! One does not simply break the streak and lives! #1160! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

wwf logoWe in Brock Lesnar’s hometown! The roof gonna go off in this b!tch!!! Throw the PG rating out the window from NOW!!!

Before we know that Raw is gonna be Off The Hook… it doesn’t hurt to endure a 20 minute segment of Triple H saying absolutely NOTHING-ERRR!!!

As for Stephanie… damn you know Triple is pulling that long hair when he rides it in!!!

How can a match be bigger than WrestleMania??? That doesn’t make any sense???? I understand the hyping part… but f**k it – I’m not complaining!

Contract signing! an F-U into the contract table? A Curb St- er I mean a Pedigree through the contract table??

Hold up – Champion Vs Champion in Nikki Bella Vs Sasha Banks!!! Ok that’s changed everything!

The host of Summerslam is Jon Stewart? Er nah – F**k that – the HOST of Summerslam is none other than me – Infamous Informer, Wolverhampton’s Last Outlaw, The Daywalker, Ladies Favourite Man In the Purple Suit – GRANT BODY – P!!!

Hold up – didn’t Seth Rollins have a beef with Jon Stewart???? Er… UH-OH!!!!!! Maybe Stewart should be the special guest referee for the Cena Rollins match???? DO IT WWE!!!!

AAAAH SH!T!!! Even Jonathan Coachman from ESPN will be covering the Summerslams!!!! There’s your dumb dirt sheets for ya… you d!ckheads thought he was coming back huh??? What was that? You were getting the WWE Network if Coach comes back??? You bumblehead fool – GET IN THE CHAIR!!!

Now, Cesaro and Randall team up… that’s cool. Kevin Owens & Sheamus team up… hmm how long will this last?

The fans chanting ‘You Look Stupid…’ Sheamus is like – RESPECT THE HAWK! Yeah muthaf***az! If you can respect the beard… you can respect the Hawk!!! (Oh wait…)

We got fans with representing the ‘Cesaro Section’… You still think he’s missing something Vince????

OHHHHHHHHHH SH!!!!!!T!!! THE DON OF DONS WILL SPEAK!

“When the grym reaper calls your name, there is no apology…

When the grym reaper calls your name, there is no remorse…

…BROCK LESNAR, YOU WILL NEVER REST IN PEACE…”

AAAAH SH!!!T! This Lesnar dude gonna burn in hell!!!!

SAY WHAAAAT???? If Seth Rollins beats John Cena at Summerslams, he will have his own statue in the WWE Headquarters???? ooh I can’t wait to get on the STC Predictions show on BDSIR Network!!!!! Anyone who tells me that Seth Rollins gonna win…. oh boy oh boy!!!!

Gotta love Ambrose handing Wyatt a chair and warning him if he makes one false move… Ambrose gonna f**k him up!!! What’s wrong Wyatt? You miss your rocking chair that Abigail gave you? That’s what you get for f**k!n around with the true DON OF DONS!

YO!!! BIG RESPECT AND BIRTHDAY SHOUT OUT TO THE STC ADMIN – IAN ANTHONY COOPER A.K.A. #MRSELFIE! SALUTE THIS MAN!!! (But not the tattoo on his arm hahahahaa!)

Thankfully the PWL Money In The Bank briefcase is covering that abomination of a tattoo!

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After so many power moves from Luke Harper, one superman punch and a spear later – BLAOW! Reigns wins! Ha – the Roman haters gonna hate that one! Well f**k you!

I so want Tamina to defeat Becky Lynch in this contest… but I know it won’t happen… I’d do the bogle if Tamina won!

Fans chanting Happy Birthday to Paige… yeah well… HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARCUS GARVEY!!!! SALUTE TRUE GREATNESS!

Oh well…. no bogling for me tonight… there is still Nikki Bella Vs Sasha Banks… backing Sasha… but in a strange way… I want Nikki to win… #DoTheKnowledge

Mark Henry you’re my dude but real talk – put the American Flag down! Cena already closed that chapter with Rusev…

How the f**k is Summer Rae gonna call Lana a gold digging whore??? Lana helped Rusev earn that medal – Summer Rae is trying to live off the medal… f**kouttahere!! Just open your legs and let me put it in!!!

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I love the Bulgarian flag when it pops off with Rusev looking serious on that sh!t!!!! I wished it was done for Summerslams though…

Lana calling out Summer Rae??? We gonna see Lana’s little panties again??? Why have I got this feeling that Ziggler fool is gonna show up!

THERE YOU GO!!! Ziggler! Kicks down Rusev – BLAOW! Lana! kicks down Summer!!! BLAOW!!!

MAKE THE MATCH AT SUMMERSLAMS DAMNIT!!!

I’d rather see a big dude punch thru school buses on a film called Vendetta than a queer-looking dyam arse who thinks he’s a marine! In the meantime I want he who likes to be fed more to shell shock the Miz like he’s Shredder to the Turtles!

OHHHH Ryback wants The Big Show! Your eyes might be bigger than your belly Ryback!!!!

Big Show is like – nah! GO AHEAD AND STAAAAAAARRRRRRRRVE!!!!

Dayuuum is that a marble table???? Ok guys no physicality! gotta be 100 for Summerslams!!!!

Imagine if Rollins did defeat Cena??? I’d chip in and build that statue myself! Hell – I’m sure all the Cena haters would get in there and work hard!

For real? Cena held the WWE Universe hostage for a decade? He’s a disease??? WHOA!!! Rollins injected the serum! Rollins is the cure!!! Cena haters are masturbating right now! YES – the same haters who also said – Rollins is not a good champion! Guess what b!tches! #WhoeverLosesIWIN!

Oh damn Cena put Rollins on blast! Hand picked by Triple… and the fans don’t say sh!t about him! Oh lawwwd… Cena put The Rock on blast before – how many guys can say they have done that?!

AAAAH SH!T Cena said he’s gonna do something that will haunt TRIPLE for the rest of his life! He SAID IT! He will become champion for the 16th time!!!!! Oh lawwwd he’s talking about Ric Flair…. Aaaah sh!t this is not cool!!! Triple was never Ric Flair’s b!tch!!! Why have I got this feeling Ric Flair gonna appear at Summerslam????

Can’t make out if the crowd are chanting NEW…DAY ROCKS or SUCKS!!! How can you NOT like the New Day??? And Kofi’s clap is funny as f**k!

10 matches announced. The card is complete! the question remains – who gonna be the kick off match??? Or is there one??? Well true say we don’t need to worry about a HOF segment or a musical performance which is usually wack…

RECORD SKIP??!!!! Did Wade Barrett just refer to himself and Stardust as the ‘Lords of Darkness’??? and the Don of Dons is in the building????

Beautiful Lady, Go Ladies, Lovely Lady, GO LADIES! Lovely Ladies! GO LADIES!

Ok this is the match I’m looking forward to! Nikki Bella vs Sasha Banks! #WhoeverLosesIWIN! I always win!!!!

AND HERE WE GO!!! Show dem how to do it Sasha!

Sasha killing Nikki right now! And she’s dropping press ups – LIKE A BOSS!!!

Even Nikki is stepping her game up again with her fighting style!

HOLD UP! Sasha got the Bank Statement super move on Nikki! Nikki tapping out! AAAAAH SH!T – do you know what this means? Wait – let me do the knowledge…

It could be a long shot, but at NXT Takeover Brooklyn, it’s Nikki Bella who interferes and costs Sasha the NXT Title, thus Bayley winning. But I don’t think NXT is about that storyline sh!t so, I still see Sasha losing… then next week’s RAW or any RAWS after that or Night of Champions joint, Sasha will LOSE against Nikki for the Divas title… extending her campaign for 300+ days… who will break that reign? CHARLOTTE FLAIR. Remember I told ya!

DAMN LIKE I SAID – THE ROOF HAS BLOWN OFF! CONFETTI ALL OVER THE SHOP!

NO!!!! PAUL HEYMAN HAS A HYMN! HE’S SINGING GLORY GLORY BROCK LESNAR!!! NOW THE BELL HAS TOLLED! YOU DUN IT NOW!

Oh hang on – Mind games… it’s the Undertaker – who is getting booed – but that’s ok – it’s in Lesnar’s home town… It’s all good!

I thought Brock was gonna do all the talking! Oh sh!t – the bell tolled again!

THE DON OF DONS! Ok so he’s getting booed – NO PROBLEM… because Summerslam they in Brooklyn – not Minnesota!

Dolph Vs Rusev! Sheamus Vs Orton! Fatal 4 Way Tag Title Match! Ryback Vs Miz Vs Big Show IC Title! The Shield Vs The Wyatts! Owens Vs Cesaro! Stardust and Barrett Vs Neville & Green Arrow! PCB Vs B.A.D. Vs BellaDashians! John Cena Vs Seth Rollins! BRRRROCCCK LESSSNAAR Vs THE UNNNNNDERTAAAYYYYYKERRRR! They are all…

TRIBES AT WAR!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1140, March 30, 2015!!!

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Last night I cried Tears Of Joy, What did I do to deserve this?

I’m the Infamous Informer, and I have NO sympathy, NO compassion, NO remorse…welcome to the RAW After Big BIG WrestleMania… can you believe that after the best WrestleMania since X-Seven, we still had grumpy muthaf***az pointing out flaws… you know what, hand in your muthaf***!n WWE card, OK? You not down with the team, and you are only proving to me that it was all about the muthaf***!n attitude era. Sit over there, and watch your Peter Handre bullsh!t on ITV2… you are nothing but a B!TCH!!!

RAW AFTER MANIA: HOL’DAT BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZLet’s start the WrestleMania 32 cycle right!

OOOOHHHHH SH!!!!!T!!!! This man can’t be happy… Brock Lesnar with no title round his waist…. Yo Seth, RUN FOR THE HILLS!

Paul Heyman doesn’t look happy either….

And the crowd chanting SUPLEX CITY!!!! Come on WWE get those merchandising set up! SUPLEX CITY B!TCH!! Do you know how much revenue WWE would make off that alone?

No Heyman! You can’t do that! You would lose a court case on that WWE title sh!t!!! Seth was within his rights to cash his cheque! It was within the one year clause!

Hi Steph! How’s your arm baby girl??? Why is the crowd chanting Ronda Rousey??? HAHAHA! Oh good counter by Stephanie using tricknology to the crowd!

OOOOOH SH!!!!!T! Brock Lesnar is fighting on RAW!!!! Seth, I’m gonna pray for ya….

Dolph Ziggler Vs Danny Bryan for the wrestling fans favourite championship! The same championship STC’s Shadfather calls ‘cursed’!!!!

Great contest! Danny gets the win, HOL’ON! Sheamus is back!! Look at his headtop! Ginger mohawk, beard twiss up, kicking down Dolph & Danny!!!! Why y’all booing? That’s what you wanted right? For Sheamus to turn evil because he went stale???! Gotta rate the crowd though: “YOU LOOK STUPID!!!” I gotta agree! He looks stupid….in a badass way!!!

Hold up – the Lucha Dragons from NXT reppin on RAW???? HELL YEAH THAT IS DAN!!!!!

They are twisting up Cesaro and Kidd! They can’t manage them! They had to retreat one time! Now the crowd chanting ‘New Day Sucks’! OH NO!!!! This is bad! Well not that bad – New Day are being chanted! But there is a solution! #BlackWrestlersMatter

Big up New Day & the Lucha Dragons! Took out the Ascension! They might as well change their name to the Descension because these guys are going down and that’s not cool!

Now they showing vignettes for the kid call Adrian Neville? Ha! new season, new road to WrestleMania 32, and muthaf***az could be future endeavoured!

OH SH!T – Brock just heard Seth Rollins is in the hiz-house…. oh lawd have mercy, I’ma open up my rap bible, and the light will come over the children….

Big up Seth Rollins though, he’s here to compete… a fighting champion!!!! You can’t knock that! Can he send Brock for the Tandem Engine???

Hold on… Rollins is jet lagged? His feet hurt? Oh boy he can see Lesnar is BEX! Seth took my advice! He ran for the hills! J&J security got clotheslined out of their suits! Lesnar pushed over the announce table! JAY-BEE & Booker-T mash-up! Grabs Mike Cole! F5 into the canvas – BLAOW! Grabs the cameraman, Stephanie’s attempt to stop him failed! F5 to the cameraman – BLAOW!!!

OH MY GOD THAT’S ENOUGH!!! THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY DAMNIT!!!

Lesnar suspended indefinitely…. already? He just signed a new contract didn’t he??? OH DEAR!!!

Now we got no commentators! What are we gonna do now? Icy Fresh! Shadfather! Steadx! Get in there and take over!

Stephanie gonna fine him! NO! How is he gonna decorate the kitchen table? Sable can’t be too happy about this??? She gonna starve now!

Damn Bryon Saxton has to run tingz now, and Mizdow is out here on his own fighting Stardust…  You know The Miz gonna f**k this up right? With that I’m gonna find the big man room…

…or maybe not! He used the Miz’s supermove??? Bad mistake…. look who’s here, the @$$hole himself – the Miz…crowd chanting @$$hole! This will be a great compelling feud!

Is Curtis Axel still on this bullsh!t? Yo WrestleMania dun!!! Move on!!!

OH SH!!!!!!!T!!!! The man that gravity forgot! The man they call Neville!!!!! (so they dropped the ‘Adrian’ already…) wrestling fans shut the f**k up – he’s still the same NEVILLE!

Guess what… Cena has another new T-Shirt again!!!! God Damnit!!!! I wonder if the true Cena fans have every single shirt ever released? Cena got more T-shirts than Wu-Tang solo albums!!!

I guess the US Spinner title isn’t making a comeback….shame really…

Well it’s an open challenge! Who wants to test John Cena? Rusev? NOPE – Dean Ambrose!!!! I suppose he’s ready to do this considering he mashed up through those ladders at WrestleMania!

God bless Jerry Lawler… Bryon needed help, he can’t do this sh!t alone!

SPOILER ALERT – Cena wins! Still an awesome match, and a show of respect… fans don’t like that… the fans don’t like anything!!!

Now Seth Rollins has mouth now that Brock has gone to…. pay those bills so to speak…. but he must have forgotten about Randall… who actually brukk up his clart at WrestleMania! Clearly Seth ain’t tryna defend his title… fighting champion my crusty foot bottom! Glenn & Big Show got Rollins back… who Randall gonna send foGrant Body Pr? I can think of Roman… but the fans don’t like him (the fickle idiots…) or what about… oh f**k that – the divas are on!

Well f**k you stupid stream… even you don’t know #AWomansWorth… the stupid sh!t had to freeze up and I missed the match…. had to restart this sh!t – nah they need to put Raw on the muthaf***k!n Network!

Considering this is the RAW after Mania it hasn’t been as good as previous Raw after Mania episodes… at the same time I like that because it’s a slap in the face of the IWC who have a kick out of trashing the biggest show and then looking forward to the Raw after… on that note – f**k you Heelbook… you sons of b!tches!!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Word is Randall got Ryback in his team… the other gotta be Roman Reigns surely!

Note to fans – just because you hate Roman Reigns – don’t get in his face on some bullsh!t – if he pushes you one side – IT’S YOUR FAULT OK! Don’t be a d!ckhead!

Oh dear trouble at the STC – I had to sort out some admin business… so I missed the main event. But hold on!!! Sting is on the WWE Network!!!! OH SH!T…. if what I think happens… I’m gonna mark the f**k out!!!

Sting – I know you heard that chant!!!! Stop trippin!

What the hell is Mr Bo-Lieve doing here???? Dude you are asking for a scorpion death drop super move kid! Turn back!

Well that was disappointing!!! I mean Raw was good but man…. Lesson to be learned – stop taking the p!$$ out of the show of shows. That blasted in your face if you ask me….

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Monday Night Raw #1139, March 23, 2015!!!

 

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SHOUT OUTS:

Big up The Perfect Plex Talk Radio massive on BDSIR Network… Yes I was on their show this week…. YOU KNOW WRESTLEMANIA IS HERE!!!

Big up the PWL crew… yes – your boy is gonna be special guest enforcer in a live match…. and yes Venom I see you… sitting in your ‘throne’… Well THE GRANT SAYS – I was a King in my previous life!
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YOU KNOW WRESTLEMANIA IS HERE!!!

Snoop Dogg is in the hiz-house! He wants to get his wicked way with the divas!!!!

YOU KNOW WRESTLEMANIA IS HERE!!!

I’m the Infamous Informer, and I have NO sympathy, NO compassion, NO remorse, especially for you Roman Reigns haters if he happens to defeat Brock at WrestleMania!!!

YOU GOTTA BE EXCITED NOW!!! RAW #1139, HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZUh-Oh….RAW didn’t start from their tribute to that Perro dude who passed away last Friday at AAA…. clearly wrestling purists ain’t gonna like that…

OH SNAP!!!! STING OPENS THE SHOW!!! YOU KNOW WRESTLEMANIA IS HERE!

Mike Cole just called him ‘The Icon’ Sting…. Wrestling B!tches shut the f**k up!

Oh… I preferred the Sting that didn’t say sh!t and f**ked people up with his bat…. never mind….

He’s only here to take down the evil TRIPLE TEEF!!!!!

He should take ‘out’ Stephanie McMahon too while he’s at it..

Wait a minute – Stephanie stealing The Rock’s words in her promo?? She can’t do that!

Stephanie – you can’t say that about dogs? If you say they are ‘Loyal’… how do you explain Undertaker????

Steph was gonna slap Sting! And no doubt she would have done it! But Sting’s reflexes are powerful!

I thought Triple Teef would have come out in his jeans and leather jacket and all that! Look at Stephanie’s face as she draws for the hammer!!!!

But Sting sends for his baseball bat! Swinging it around like he’s ready to hit Triple out the park!

YOU KNOW WRESTLEMANIA IS HERE!

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Nikki Bella wins! AJ elbowed Paige accidentally, knocks her out, Nikki takes advantage, hits the Rack attack – BLAOW!!!!

Another match that’s happening that you wanted at WrestleMania but it’s not… Dolph Ziggler Vs Danny Bryan… this is the part where fans computers are at risk… because wrestling fans have a knack for masturbating over technical matches like these!

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I knew that dutty Snoop Dogg would be partying with the diva dem!!!! He’s on that SnoopMania!!! That is a slap in the face to AxelMania…. well not in my case!!!! Hold up – you think he might get a Axel Vs Snoop at WrestleMania???

OH SNAP – the original Hulkamania is here!!!! Ok Axel you might be in trouble now!!!! Did you do the gimmick justice??? Hulk Hogan just quoted some of Snoop’s songs!!! And says Axel’s smoking Angel Dust!

YOU KNOW WRESTLEMANIA IS HERE!!!

Hogan box down Axel! Snoop dashed Axel out the ring! But Snoop – don’t do the Hulk celebration… your arms ain’t built for that!!!

Ok Cesaro & Tyson is fighting the Jobberdores… this is the part where I go to the toilet… for a #2… 35-45 minute rules apply!

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Rusev is here, where Lana at? God damnit this is not cool! Oh Rusev – dispose of Swagger quickly… what did Rusev do – long d!ck Lana and break her ovaries????

We gotta see Lana at WrestleMania surely! You think she gonna cost Rusev the title??? Anything could happen in the World Wrestling Federation!!!!

Let’s be real – when was the last time you were actually excited for an US Title match???? Rusev has destroyed Cena here! Brukk him up all over the ring, and crushed his @$$ with the Accolade super move on the announce table! That’s what’s up, put storylines into the mid-card titles! We care now! And don’t make it a one-off just because it’s big BIG WrestleMania!

Ha! here comes that little bugga who don’t read the news – Bray Wyatt…

As much as Wyatt is carrying this storyline brilliantly by himself, the crowd wants Taker!

I see Wyatt can use a bit of sorcery!!!! Calling it now… Undertaker has WON this match…. Wyatt believes in himself and that’s good… but remember this… OFFICIAL BAD MAN MOVE IN SILENCE!

YOU KNOW WRESTLEMANIA IS HERE!!!

All Undertaker said was: YOU WILL REST IN PEACE! That’s it!!!! Let Wyatt run his mouth, Taker don’t have to say nothing!!!

OH  NO!!! Some jabroni named Kid Ink is performing with Skylar Grey at WrestleMania??? I’ll leave my cussing for the STC From The UK show…

Big ups to my dude Kevin Nash! He’s in the Hall Of Fame 2015! He was always one of my favourites… ever since he stole Pamela Anderson from Shawn Michaels…. that was brilliant!!!!

Shout out to Michael Finney… I feel your pain my dude… WWE denying the British Bulldog yet again. Don’t give up… KEEP GOING!

Right I seen it on Smackdowns…. Dolph Ziggler defeated Danny Bryan… well this is RAW and the Infamous Informer is watching… so Danny you best not lose!!! But here’s the twist… who’s the special referee?

Looks like it’s gonna be Dean… F**k!n Ambrose!!! This man is capable of anything! He could be the most unpredictable ref since The Rock!!! If it doesn’t matter when the Rock counts to 3… then you f**ked up!!!

See? You’re getting quality wrestling…. now SHUT THE F**K UP & ENJOY!!!!

Muthaf- Ziggler won???? URRRRGH!!!! RAW is ruined!!!! Only joking!!!!

YEAH Ambrose hit the Dirty Deeds on Ziggler – BLAOW!

Send for the ladder, tryna reach for the intercontinental title but all the participants are all fighting for it! These guys fighting like Kaley Cuoco is at stake!!!

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Sorry Kaley… that short hair of yours needs to grow back girl… your husband is WACK!!!

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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!T!!! BRRRRRROCKK LESSSNAR in the hiz-house!

YOU KNOW WRESTLEMANIA IS HERE!!!

That’s a wonder – No one has cut off Heyman’s mic! Maybe WWE has finally learned! To defeat Brock, Roman might as well kick in the door wave in the 4-4! Rape Sable! Take the kids and rename them – Reigns! WHOA!!!!

Roman Reigns is coming down the stairs!!!! From Reigns says his fam is gonna be at WrestleMania.. I’m sorry – Reigns has WON!

Holy f**k – did Reigns just take the title out of Lesnar’s hands like that???? Lesnar – can’t take the title back from out of Reigns hands??? Gotta make the ninja look strong after all!

THE GRANT SAYS: I’m glad Lesnar has left it up in the air about his contract… hell – WWE probably played a part in it… to keep muthaf***az guessing, I suppose you will have your answer.. at big BIG WRESTLEMANIA! IT’S HERE!!!! LET’S ENJOY IT MUTHAF***AZ!!! AND DON’T BE A B!TCH ABOUT IT!

SOUNDHORNS!!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1138, March 16, 2015!!!

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SHOUT OUTS:

I wanna big up my ninja from another mother – King Vaughn, check out his latest blog on his Top 10 WrestleMania events. Broken down and dissected, that man did the knowledge. CLICK HERE to check it out!

I also wanna big up my people at BDSIR Network Perfect Plex Talk Radio, superb interview with the man call Bruce Prichard – that man keeps it real, and hear Spotface break down and do the knowledge on the Evolution of Randy Orton and how it takes effect on Seth Rollins. With the Smack Talk Centre on their network, y’all wonder why they are the Best Damn Show In Radio heading into their 1000th podcast. CLICK HERE for the replay!

I’m the Infamous Informer, and I have NO sympathy, NO compassion, NO remorse, and I heard that somebody in PWL doesn’t read the news… I’ll leave it at that… for now!

ARE YOU EXCITED YET??? RAW #1138, HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZF**kin brilliant, the stream I’m using has those irritating adverts I can’t get rid of…well looks like Seth Rollins has recovered from last week’s beating from he who has voices in his head and they chat to him!

It’s ok – I got rid of the bullsh!t, let’s enjoy this RAW sh!t!

Look at Big Show apologising like a b!tch – where the f**k was you when Seth was getting buss arse!!!! Where was your Sean P punch???? SHUDDUP!!!

And as for you Glenn, with your stupid suit on, if you had your mask on, Randall would have been on fire by now…

And as for you J&J, I suggest if you want forgiveness, you join the Seth Rollins suck my d!ck club… you two jabronies take turns – one handle the balls while the other gets that cock meat sandwich!

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WHOA!!! Rollins accepts the match at WrestleMania! Watch out Randall! Watch out for the Tandem Engine!

But he promises to END the future!!!! He’s gonna kick the future in his head!!!! We might not see that solar eclipse… but Rollins might!

Here comes the skipping anti-divas!!!! I’m sorry I’m laughing at JAY-BEE (JBL) is cussing Cole for getting the WrestleMania times wrong!!!! OH SH!T!!!!GRANT & LAYLA WWE2K15

Uh-Oh!!! The Bella twins don’t support the hash tag – #GiveDivasAChance, they say #GiveUsABreak… well THE GRANT SAYS – Watch where you walk Bellas! It would be a damn shame if Paige and AJ Lee ‘break’ your sexy bones with their submission techniques!

…I mean, Brie… don’t you want babies? How you gonna do that if Paige and AJ Lee make you look like Boxing Helena????

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Apart from Nikki defeating AJ Lee… OHHHHHHH!! Nikki you need a goooooood f**k! I think Rusev should get in that pu$$y and include Lana…. that will REALLY F**K Cena up!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

…and to think… the divas had a decent time in the ring right there!

Sounds like Big Slow and Glenn have changed their tune! Now they think Seth deserved the beat down! They enjoyed it apparently… Well I can see Glenn enjoying it anyway!

OH NO! Mizdow has to make sure that The Miz wins the André The Giant Battle Royal… or he’s fired! Well if it was good enough for Austin, Jim Ross, Mick Foley, Bischoff, John Meningitis… it’s good enough for you Mizdow!

Well Mizdow didn’t help the Miz against Ryback… he can’t be fired for that surely??? It’s only if Miz loses the battle royal!

But he got dropped with the Skull Crushing Finale – BLAOW!!!! Come on Mizdow! If Austin stood up to McMahon and beat him up every week I can’t see what the problem is!

OOOOOH SH!T – John Cena vs Rusev – contract signing!!! You know Rusev is going through that table right???!!!!

Make up your mind jabronies – what you chanting? John Cena sucks? Or USA! USA! John Cena stepped out of the title picture  and you fools still chant Cena sucks? Well I suppose y’all keeping it real… come on guys get a stipulation on this sh!t!

Look at the kids in the audience!!!! They are emotional!!!! They want Cena to f**k up Rusev!!! Even I never thought it would come to this so I apologise to the IWC… I’m human like you… I still got more sense than you though!

Big up Cena! It’s no longer a contract signing! It’s a declaration of independence!!!! WROOOOOOY!

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Wait a minute… where Lana at? Is The Rock getting in that Putin??? Booker-T is upset! Crowd is upset! WE WANT LANA! This is INJUSTICE! Roman Reigns come down the stairs!

OH SNAP!!!! Rusev NEVER said that he was gonna defend his title against Cena!! There’s substantial evidence!!!!

MY GOD!!! Rusev has gone too far here! disrespecting generations of America! F**K it Cena – KICK HIS F**K!N @$$!!!!

Rusev signed the contract after running America down to the ground!!! WOW!!!! No way is this a simple wrestling match – F**K THAT!!!! Cena – you gotta go Extreme on his @$$! You think Rusev could talk to me about Jamaica Land We Love???? He’d be a DEAAAADDDDD Super athlete!

New Day are in effect!!! Natalya in all leather! YES!!!!!

Oh no that might be f**ked up… one of the USO brudda suffered a shoulder injury? He might miss big big WrestleMania? He can’t fight his best? BASTARD!

Dayuuum! Everybody walk out on Rollins! The Authority don’t wanna get kicked in their head! Stephanie must be thinking – ‘I’m just rubbing my t!tt!£$ like Simon Says!!!!’

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Oh my god…. OH MY GOD!!!!!! Brock Lesnar does not give a f**k!!!! Suddenly I’m gonna pray for Roman Reigns… I mean, I believe he can win… but we talking BRRRROCCCCK LESSSNARRR! Did you hear him? Contract or no contract, he gonna be the WWE Champion!

“I. WILL. F**K. UP. ROMAN REIGNS. THE END…” and leaves the set! Expect that line to sell on T-Shirts!!!! Either that or we gonna see memes of that sh!t!

It’s like Roman’s being trained by Paul Heyman! OBSERVE!

A LIE ME AH TELL???? GRANT BODY – P!!!

Big ups to Larry Zkysbzo! Hall Of Fame rude boy! Bruno Sammartino teach him to fight! That means he’s an official bad man!!! He stood up to the NWO in WCW!!! I give him props!

Oh snap! Heath Slater and Wack Ryder get TV time??? You know big Big WrestleMania soon come!

My Hero Mark Henry showed them how to do it! Dash everyone out the ring! THAT’S WHAT I DO!!!

BACKSIDE!!! LL Cool J gonna be at big BIG WrestleMania 31??? What’s he gonna perform? Mama Say Knock You Out? I Shot Ya? Ill Bomb? Or my personal favourite – 4,3,2,1???

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Why do WWE love cutting off Heyman’s mic? They don’t do that to the Miz?

Heyman says Brock is gonna give Roman a ‘prison beating’? That don’t sound good at all!!!! Now look what you’ve done Heyman! Talking too much sh!t has made Roman come down the stairs! You can’t tell Roman ‘you can’t’!!!

Big ups to JBL! Roman’s shirt might say ‘I Can, I Will’, but T-Shirts don’t win matches!!!

It’s a great message though… I Can, I Will… shout out to NAS!!!!

All Roman’s fam is gonna be at Big BIG WRESTLEMANIA! (Does that include Rikishi? The Rock???) It’s a wrap, no way am I bringing my family to watch me lose! F**K THAT!

Haha! R-Truth on that Shaggy ‘It Wasn’t Me’ sh!t with the Intercontinental Title! This 6 man tag match should be great, but I’m more interested in the outcome…

Shout out to STC’s Shadfather – my potna in crime on the STC From The UK show – he said the Intercontinental Title is cursed – IT IS! I compare it to the Soul Edge sword – that sword turns people mad and sh!t to whoever wields it!

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Even Triple Teef & Stephanie are having none of it from Seth Rollins! Why do suddenly I think all this is a set up to make Randall think yeah – I’m gonna f**k him up again, but all that time the Authority had his back all along, only for Sting to appear from the rafters with his baseball bat and f**ks up everything! Now THAT would be Mark-Out Worthy!

Obviously after last week, Bray Wyatt hasn’t watched the news! Let me tell you in Brock Lesnar language:

UN.DER.TAY.KER. WILL. F**K. UP. BRAY.WYATT. THE END!

Oh no! Next week on Raw, not only is Brock and Reigns gonna ketch-up face to face, but Snoop Dogg is gonna be in the hiz-house??? You know the divas will make sure their pu$$!£$ are clean for next week!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Ok it’s only Seth & Randall in the ring now!

Or maybe not! I KNEW IT!!!!! The Authority tricked Randall – but they didn’t fool the Infamous Informer!!!! Has Triple got his hammer???

Oh my days they gonna rush him…. WAIT A MINUTE! The crow sounded!!! STING IN AH DE RING WITH HIS BASEBALL BAT! BEAT DOWN THE AUTHORITY! THREW HIS COAT AFTER TRIPLE! Randall Orton! RKO’in muthaf***az!!! OH SNAP!! TRIPLE IS BEX!!!

Big ups to Jim Johnston – I wasn’t with Sting’s theme originally, but listen to it good… that is some Mortal Kombat last boss sh!t right there!!!

 

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Monday Night Raw #1137, March 9, 2015!!!

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I have a question for y’all, If Biggie Smalls was alive, do you think he would have appeared on WWE? Do you think he would have performed at a RAW or WrestleMania??? I say he would have. People say that if Big & Pac were alive, we wouldn’t have guys like Wiz Khalifa, who IS performing, that’s the part where I take my essential toilet break… unless of course he gets interrupted by BRRRROCCCK LESSSNAR!!!

I’m the Infamous Informer, and I have NO sympathy, NO compassion, NO remorse, and if Khalifa gets BUSS ARSE, I will……LAAAAAAAUGGGH!!!!!

Biggie Smalls Is Da Illest! RAW #1137, HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZThe Authority are proud of Randall Keith Orton!!!! Little do they know that Randall is playing them all!!! B!TCHES!!!

Listen to the Authority d!ck riding Randall!!! See Randall is like that dude – Agito Makashima… don’t know who he is? He’s the DON in the Guyver Anime Series! GUYVER III MUTHAF***A!

GUYVER 3Randall is gonna go all the way with this!!!!! Just like an undercover cop!!!!

Oh snap! Randall’s putting the Authority on BLAST!!!! It’s true – they are supposed to be OFFICIAL bad mans!!! They are acting like b!tches!!!!

Remember just a few years back you jabronies were saying Randy Boreton??? Remember that???? Now you cheer him…. Who’s changed???? HA! EXPOSED!!!!

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They got that first segment done in just under 15 minutes! Very good!!!!

What the hell is Stardust doing with the IC Title??? Damn the IC title is getting f**ked like Suzette!!!! (Who’s Suzette???) I don’t know… ask GZA!!!! (Wu-Tang fans know what I did there!)

See that’s why me nah support Wade Barrett again, lost to Danny Bryan, he can’t tek di pressure… hits the bullhammer on Danny while he was celebrating… little biatch… next minute Dean F**k!ng Ambrose comes out and claps down Barrett!!! Haha!!!!

Doesn’t look like Goldust vs Stardust is running at WrestleMania at all… that’s cool with me still… I can ride to that! Goldust in the Battle Royal maybe? Stardust in the ladder match? No problems here!

Er Stardust… leaving the IC Title on the ring post doesn’t sound too smart!

What I wanna know is, how come Wade Barrett hasn’t come for his title???? What is he a sissy???? HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Oh here he is! Wade tryna beat on Ambrose, but he’s brought Ziggler, Harper, Danny and Stardust in the brawl!

I love this IC storyline!!!! Now we got 7 cats fighting over the IC title! But R-Truth is a clever muthaf***a! Wade Barrett getting bex with Truth because he got the title… So Truth is like – here, now stop your noise! Barrett retreating up the stairs only to find out he got the toy belt! That time Truth run gone with the real title! OH LAWWWWD!!!!

Big ups to Connor The Crusher! It’s funny, we the fans were talking about Connor getting inducted, (he beat Triple TEEF!!!!) Not only is he inducted, he gets the Ultimate Warrior award! THAT IS DAN!!!!

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You think about it, not many have beat Triple because he uses the hammer! But Connor did it! RESPECT!

Oh no…. pay attention, Paul Heyman is here!!!! OHHHHHH SH!!!!!!!!!!T! He got a video for us!

What a nice man… Heyman shows us a look at Roman Reigns and his career….

GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY!!!! Paul Heyman might have out done himself from last weeks promo!!! He broke the mic again!!! He even hinted that Brock will UNIFY the UFC and WWE title!!! Can he do that??? BACKSIDE! Now the title no longer belongs to WWE? And if WWE tries a screwjob move or sends Seth Rollins to cash his cheque…. Somebody Gotta Die! If I Go, YOU GOTTA GO!!!

 

BACKFOOT! Erick Rowan won a match!!!!! only because Big Show hit the Sean P on Glenn…. That ain’t the issue hold up…

Now look what you two have done… you sent Stephanie’s sexy @$$ out here…. oh hang on that’s a good thing!

Yes – you two jabronies need to fix up – Stephanie – just give the man back his mask if you want him to be a don again… stop this Sunday School Trousers crap!

Look at the state of Wiz Khalifa??? Him nah dress proper! Hang on – look at Wizdow! He has ‘TGOD’ written on his hoodie? WTF does ‘T’ stand for??? If I find out it is a shot at Wu-Tang’s U-God….

STC WRESTLEMANIA 31 SIGN BDSIRSo while Wiz Khalifa chats his nonsense wearing a John Cena shirt walking round with sh!t locks… let the Infamous Informer entertain you with a proper tune, since we are celebrating Biggie’s life right now…

OH MY GOD!!! Summer Rae & Eva Marie dep pon mi telly??!!!! Let me pay attention… let me see if All Red Everything has improved her fighting style…

Oh – it’s a singles competition??? Ah sh!t!!!!

Right AJ Lee won – enough of that sh!t… now Sting explains why he wants to f**k up Triple Teef…

Well I can’t lie, during the Monday Night Wars and the attitude era, WCW was losing the war… who was WWF champion for the majority of that time? TRIPLE TEEEEEEEEEEEF!!! He used the hammer! I told you that man is NO GOOD! Amy Winehouse warned yo @$$!

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Bless Curtis Axel! He’s after the US title at Big Big WrestleMania???? I say let him through! The crowd love him!

He’s like a glorified jobber – I’m not sure if Hulk Hogan or Mr Perfect will like what they are seeing here… oh well… no WrestleMania for Curtis Axel…. hey – maybe he will win the Battle Royal???

Well Cena did warn Rusev that if he talks sh!t about America, Cena gonna f**k him up….

…and he did using the STF super move! I smell an I QUIT match or some sort of submission match… look at Cena’s face when Lana accepted the challenge? BACKSIDE!!!! That ain’t heroic at all! It’s like Spiderman in the venom outfit!!!

Do I smell a Fatal 4 Way tag team championship match at WrestleMania as well? Cesaro/Kidd Vs Usos Vs New Day Vs.. the Ascension maybe? I hope so… I can ride to that! Everyone must decorate the kitchen table!

The MAN in the PURPLE SUIT!WHAAAAAAAAT!!! Naomi Vs Natalya right now???? Ok where’s the cocoa butter….

THAT’S WHAT’S UP!!! Naomi win again!!! Dayuuum I am fixing my trousers right now! Oh hang on what is this Los Jobberdore nonsense…Ok let me rephrase my vision – I smell a tag team turmoil match at WrestleMania…

While that’s on I’m gonna take a look at Ani James on babestation… she’s so fine – she makes my eyes roll into the back of my head!

We got 14,107 chanting that muthaf***a’s name… I just wanna line em all up and throw those d!ckhead wrestling fans in the concentration camps, Grant Hitler on they @$$!

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Hmph! Here comes that outta order & bright Wyatt, he doesn’t watch the news! F**k!n with Undertaker is like throwing yourself head first in the grave and calling for the people to dig in the dirt!

14,107 with their iPhone lit up, you guys gonna get buss arse!

You see what happen when you f**k around with the urn? The powers come out, lights go out, all you see is lightning, the bell tolls, suddenly Sister Abigail’s armchair appears, all you hear is the Don’s voice… YOU WILL, REST IN PEACE!!!! But Wyatt seems to be laughing about it! The rocking chair bunn up! Wyatt goose cook! And he don’t even know it!!!!

I don’t think it’s worth talking about the handicap match between Roman Reigns and Seth/Randall… what I can say is this… NOW they are building that WrestleMania flava!

How dumb is Seth Rollins! Randall told him straight – he was gonna f**k him up… and that’s exactly what he did! Seth goes for the tag – Randall put his middle fingers up!!! Did he just do that? I think he did! Then the voices in his head chat to him, and told him to F**k up Seth Rollins! Destroyed him from pillar to post! FROM PILLAR TO POST! Vicious chair shots! a DDT into the concrete floor! sets up announce table, measures Rollins, RKO – BLAOW!!!!!!

The question remains – why didn’t Stephanie come out to stop this one? She did when it came to Big Show & Glenn! Oh that’s right… she remembered what happened in 2009!!!! Yep – best to stay out of Randall’s way when the voices chat to him!

THEY SAY, THAT WHEN IT RAINS, IT POURS… THEY’RE RIGHT!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1133, February 9, 2015!!!

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I just wanna take this time to thank Gangrel in an exclusive interview this past weekend. The guy is a don, real down to earth… and he’s STILL GOT IT!!! If anything, his fighting skills have improved! Big ups to PWL for such an EPIC show. You guys are killing it for the 2015!!!!

Look out for the exclusive interview on BDSIR NETWORK STC From The UK This Weekend!

Now lets turn our attention to these jabronies who say they won’t watch WWE but still tune in like the fools that they are!

Jamaican Jerk Pot Noodle in hand…Ani James on babestation. let’s do this!! RAW #1133!!! HOL’ DAT – BLAOW!!!

wwf-propa-tingzOk Roman Reigns is gonna speak…. take it easy on the kid…. like you could do better b!atch!

Haha Danny is truly killing me this week! First Total Divas now this! He says when it comes to looks he and Reigns are even… Even Reigns had to laugh! Oh no what’s the Authority doing here??? What’s up Stephanie baby girl!

Stephanie you fine but what sort of stupidness are you talking??? How are you gonna cuss Danny for putting Kane in a casket – B!TCH – you booked the match in the first place you dumb rarse! That’s the idea fool! Even Danny said that’s nothing compared to what Triple did (referring to having sex with a corpse named Katie Vick)… Stephanie – no one is exempt –

Kane & Big Show team up? Damn are we in the year 2005/06???? I wished it was that year to be honest!!! I’ve noticed that on the WWE Network for Free this month (for me that is) I watch more matches from the Ruthless Aggression era. So under appreciated….

I didn’t realise Triple Teef and Stephanie were at ringside – TEEEEEEEEF!!! They don’t care for disqualifications! They wanted Big Show & Kane to brukk Reigns & Danny up…

Oh hang on – that’s the REAL PLAN – to have Danny & Reigns implode… Danny accidentally kicked Reigns in his ‘money maker’ so to speak… and Triple & Steph like it! Now they say they gotta fight again… this time against the whole authority (J&J, Big Show, Kane, Rollins)… TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!!!!!!

Oh wait a minute… didn’t Triple call Sting out to answer the Fast Lane request???? Keep that in mind people!

WHAT? Another DQ? Seth Rollins you are a PU$$Y! can’t handle Ryback so your pu$$yclart friends have to come in and teef… Randall where you at fool?

Sheamus is looking to return to the dance!!!! That’s what’s up!!!!!

Now it’s about Paige Vs Brie Bella… come on Brie!!!! Where’s Nikki at? You two got the spray cans again? LET’S DO THIS!

Great wrestling skills by Brie! Figure 4 Leg lock on the head of Paige! Danny taught you well! So I guess Danny was shooting blanks??? (Refer to my Total Divas blog this week!)

Take notes – Paige knocked Brie into Nikki in that contest, took advantage and got the win… I’m calling it now – Brie Vs Nikki for divas title… I’m convinced Brie is staying closer to her ‘enemy’!!!!

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I’m so surprised that the US Title is on the line here… which has already gave me my judgment on this match… I like how they demonstrated the video how Cena took all that beating in over a decade… that ain’t sh!t! Try over TWO decades with the Undertaker… f**k that – what about a career spanning generations in Ric Flair N!&&@!!!

I don’t get it – why is Cena referred to as an old man??? How old is this dude – 37? Ok Triple is in his 40s, The Rock – in his 40s, even CM B!tch @$$ is around the same age as Cena… Goldust in his 40s…Brock Lesnar – in his late 30s – all these guys are STILL KILLIN IT! Shawn Michaels & The Undertaker – were both in their 40s at WrestleMania 25 – they got match of the year…. but John Cena is old????

It’s like Hip Hop – the best artists today are in their 40s… approaching 50 even! To say Cena is ‘too old’ you are as retarded as The Game! Took a shot at Jay-Z in the One Blood track, Yet no one cares about The Game no more…. the war to be a rap legend ended a long time ago fool!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Wait – Bray Wyatt is in the ring… destroy the battyman Ziggler… then start your cryptic sh!t grant-body-pbecause I am mad interested this time…

Mike Cole: Ziggler… his attitude is infectious…

JAY-BEE: I never thought that…

YES JAY-BEE! I don’t wanna shake my @$$! I don’t want spaghetti head top! I love women! BIG UP!!!

They continue the commentary..talking about – Bray Wyatt is so charismatic and has all these followers… I’m telling you this build up to the match with the Don of Dons is blodclart exciting! Dude hasn’t even arrived yet!

YES!!! THAT’S WHAT’S UP!!!! He brukk up Ziggler! That clothesline though – BLAOW!!!! There’s your hero IWC! YES WYATT!

OHHHHH SH!T!!! Brock Lesnar & Paul Heyman are gonna speak their piece like Common/Notorious B.I.G.!!! I dunno, wouldn’t it be better to LOSE the match at Fast Lane??? I keep thinking of the 16 suplexes to Cena’s back bone…

OH SNAP!!! Paul Heyman is on that Bryan Williams sh!t!!!! This sermon is about LYING!!!! Breaking down how Roman Reigns and Danny Bryan are lying through their teeth!

Interesting: mixed crowd response when Heyman asks – is Danny the 1 to beat the 1 in 21-1??? I thought that’s who you’re backing to win??? You fickle fools!!!!

Improving on the New Day’s entrance… it’s awkward to watch them after the issues the BDSIR Network Perfect Plex Radio have with them… and I love these guys… Not to worry, they up against Gold/StarDust and all is not well between them two..

Dayuuum StarDust thought – f**k it – me garne!!!! All because Goldust called him – ‘Cody’… come on weirdos?!!!

MUTHAF**K!!!! that’s how to mark the f**k out!!!! Triple dared to call Sting out… does he know who he’s dealing with???? Turn out the lights! Hear the sound of the crow! Sightings of ‘Sting’ in the crowd! A flash of ‘Sting’ in the ring! Causing Triple to drop on his @$$! Titan tron f**k!n up Triple’s face before replying… I ACCEPT!!! And to think… Sting & the Undertaker could be at WrestleMania 31 but in separate matches…. OH LAWWWD!

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Talking of OH LAWWWWD… look at Naomi’s attire! Excuse me for a moment I have a problem in my pants….

GRANT BODY – P!!!

The Usos may have lost the match to Cesaro & Tyson Kidd, but to see their dad Rikishi officially inducted in the Hall of Fame…. none of that sh!t mattered!! Big ups to Rikishi!!! Yes he smashed it! We all loved it, especially when he did it for The Rock… and apart from that and Undertaker throwing dude off the cell… this was my favourite Rikishi moment right here:

I mean, you look at the elements, The Rock, Trish Stratus, Vincent Kennedy then Rikishi…. that sh!t had me rolling for weeks after that!

Dayuuum that Miz is a B!TCH isn’t he! Ordering Mizdow around like that and sh!t… Trust me – the day will come when Mizdow will F**K HIM UP!

…and last time I check, it was Ric Flair N!&&@ who made the figure 4 leg lock famous… not your b!tch @$$ Miz!!!! I feel as though the Infamous Informer of old is returning! You know the guy who cusses the wrestlers and… hold on Bray Wyatt is on!

Talking all this ‘death’ sh!t!!!! Here’s another muthaf***a who doesn’t know who he’s dealing with!!!! I have evidence that Bray Wyatt don’t want it with the Don of Dons!!!

Meanwhile Curtis wants this to trend on his twitter #AxelMania… F**KOUTTAHERE!!!! Dean Ambrose knock some sense into this fool!

Oh sh!t!!!! Now Barrett has BNZ!!! And he shut down Kim Kardashian! Let’s be real – I used to fancy that b!tch until Kanye started f**k!n with her… I wonder what Ric Flair thinks about this???

ric-flair-kardashianShout out to @kingvaughnjr720 for that one!!! She could be simply paying homage! After all she was at WrestleMania 24… the same Wrestlemania where Ric Flair ended his career!

Now thanks to my stupid laptop freezing up and crashing like that I have no idea what happened in the 5 Vs 2 Main event… what I do know is two things: One – I’m not going to WWE.Com to find out, and Two, When I rebooted my system I saw Roman Reigns spear the sh!t out of Danny Bryan… Well it’s a case of ‘Fast Lane’, we have a problem….

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Monday Night Raw #1132, February 2, 2015!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1132, February 2, 2015!!!

Grant - still got it!

While you guys were debating on what that Triple Teef is gonna announce that will ‘shake the foundation’ of WWE, while most of you were b!tching about the Royal Rumble match, For one night only I donned the ever famous Purple Suit… and as you can see… I STILL GOT IT!!! Yes go ahead and chant! ‘GRANT STILL GOT IT’! ‘GRANT STILL GOT IT!’ I’m considered a ‘Hall of Famer’ on the dance floor these days…. and as for you (STC member) Edmond Mulhall… I’m not THAT DUDE anymore. That era of me is gone forever – much like the Attitude Era. It’s time to move forward! I have a woman who loves me, and I love her, and I’m not talking about Naomi!

“Ya’ll go to parties to ice grill
I go to parties to party with nice girls
Young boys gotta chill
30’s the new 20 n!**@, I’m so hot still…!!!” (Jay-Z, 30 Something, 2006)

RAW #1132!!! HOL’ DAT – BLAOW!!!

Shout out to the New England Patriots!!! I heard you guys cheated to win the Superbowl! Muthaf***az are wilding! Whoever Loses, I Win – you know why? Because I’m a man of Jamaican descent, and my vision of a Superbowl is that good soup, yes, that yam & dumpling, that meat, all those spices and vegetables in it! CAN’T GO WRONG!

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GRANT BODY – P!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZAnd here we go!!!! Start the show right! Bring the Authority! This announcement has to be off the hook surely!!!! Look at them pointing to the sign!!!! Oh boy…

Oh no!!!! The Authority supported the Patriots!!!! It’s best for business???!!! Oh sh!t! Triple throwing shots! #CancelNFLNetwork??? Triple is going in!!!! DAYUUUM!!!

Crowd chanting Rocky… that confirms that the problem doesn’t lie with him… Come on guys out with it!!! Drop this announcement! I know you gotta stretch it out!

I know the Authority are not tryna shut Roman Reigns down from going to WrestleMania… that’s INJUSTICE! Never mind what The Rock did… COME DOWN THE STAIRS ROMAN!

Oh snap! They using the Samoan family against Roman??? They can’t do that!!!! The announcement hasn’t been dropped yet! Danny Bryan is here!

That’s what it’s about! Danny Bryan never lost his title! He was injured after all!

…and Seth… he hasn’t cashed in his cheque yet! He was in a good mood on Smackdown…oh look here now 20 minutes gone and the segment has not ended… see this is what Austin was on about with Vincent Kennedy – they ramp about too much… not getting to the point…the fans wanna see some action now! As for me… I couldn’t care less! Will Austin ask Triple these questions? By the time you have read this you should know the answers if you have the WWE Network for £9.99 or for privileged folks like the Infamous Informer himself, for FREE until March!

Austin HeelbookIf that’s the major announcement, then as part of the WWE Universe I don’t feel shaken to its core… Seth & Danny Bryan gotta fight each other… winner faces Roman at Fast Lane. Winner out of that goes to WrestleMania…again, whoever loses – I WIN… I like all three guys… what does it matter????

Roman is like – F**k it… I’ll do this sh!t…. if I gotta fight Big Show 1000 times like I have done, Fight Seth or Danny… then that’s what I’ll have to do!

Why are the announcers acting like it’s the worst day of Roman’s life? He didn’t get 16 suplexes and 2 F5s by Brock Lesnar did he? He didn’t get battered by the Undertaker in Hell in A Cell??? Hell, he didn’t get dropped in a car via a forklift truck? F**k that – he didn’t get his legs shattered by steel stairs, taken into hospital, tormented by Mick Foley, and then only to be beaten up by a ‘nurse’ with a bed pan!  All in one day!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Now Triple Teef thinks he can manipulate Austin???? He’s asking to be getting dropped again in his car by a fork lift! Now Curtis Axel is making up noise… Now look what you IWC jabronies have done! You’ve put the notion in his head that he should go to WrestleMania! Talk about he wants ‘justice’… Whaddup Dean Ambrose! Can’t get more justice than that! He just threw Axel over the top ropes! NOW HE’S ELIMINATED!!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Gotta admire WWE for bringing out Black History… go ahead and say it… this is Vincent Kennedy’s way by saying ‘I’m not racist!!! I just don’t think Afro-Americans should not be representing our company!’

I don’t think these Authority rebels are sweating their opponents… Ryback fights Luke Harper… Ziggler Fights Wyatt, and Rowan fights Rusev…. to quote Kurt Angle: WHOOPIE-KYE-YAY! or to quote my favourite superhero BLADE: OOOOOH SO EXCITING!!!

Suddenly I’m contemplating taking a nap until Austin’s live podcast comes on!

Told y’all! I wasn’t even paying attention and sh!t!!! Ryback picks up the win! Come better than that Stephanie! Setting up these matches like these guys supposed to be scared and sh!t!!!

WHAAAAAAT!!! Is that how the Usos are going on? With Naomi involved in the entrance?!!!! I love this woman!!!

Nattie looking fine as usual too! I’m so glad she’s showing off her curvy legs a lot more…. that’s what’s up!!! Tyson Kidd – I’m sorry – you ain’t that right man!!!!

WHOA!!! The Miz just fired the stunt double??? Can he do that???! Because a fan wanted Mizdow’s autograph??? All we waiting for now is for Mizdow to box down the Miz!

…and another thing… since Eric Rowan went face… it’s like his deranged character doesn’t exist anymore… I don’t know why he walks around with that buzzard mask or whatever it’s called, it’s like he’s fully human… how the hell can I buy into the gimmick? You see what I’m saying????

Now this is where I pay attention… because Ziggler fights Bray Wyatt, in which I hope Wyatt will win… this guy claims he fears nothing… living or dead… I hope he’s not cryptically speaking about the Don of Dons…. he don’t want none of him I will assure you… especially after he lost last year at WrestleMania???? He might be seeking vengeance… trust me Wyatt you DON’T want NONE of HIM!

YES!!! Wyatt hit the Sister Abigail on Ziggler – BLAOW!!!! Now talk your sh!t Wyatt…. I wanna know if you talking sh!t about the Don of Dons!

Er Triple…. why you and Seth talking about Randy Orton for yo??? Ok Seth you will wonder why you gonna get RKO’d through the canvas… don’t say I didn’t warn ya…

Oh my god Nikki!!!! Dayuuum look at you!!! Yo Cena – make sure you f**k her good right??? TGrant & Leannaight up dress and over the knee boots? Are you kidding me girl! Cena you f**k her right in the pu$$y!!!

OH SNAP! Even Sky Sports is not feeling the divas match… to the point where they got a technical fault and sh!t!!! It must be a wrestling fan who recently got a new job on Sky! I say we hunt him down and skin him alive! “What’s wrong you don’t like women???” (Grace Jones as Strange, Boomerang, 1994)

And co-incidentally… it comes back on when the divas match ends… f**k!n battyman!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Damn that theme they got for Fast Lane is WACK!!! Give me some time to come up with the STC theme tune for this…

OH SNAP! The Miz ‘re-hires’ MizDow as a ‘personal assistant’ well he’s doing his job alright, he assisted in costing the Miz th…. hold on Bray Wyatt is talking!

MUTHAF- he IS talking trash about the Don of Dons!!!! Talking about -“They used to FEAR you, but you let that fear turn into love … I AM THE NEW FACE OF FEAR!” – Bray #FindMe! #RAW

Question – while Rusev is fighting… don’t you wish you wanna creep up behind Lana and slide it up her Putin???

GRANT BODY – P!!!

HA! HA! HA! HA! OH SNAP!!!!! EPIC FAIL WITH THE RUSSIAN FLAG! Rusev & Lana are bex!!!! Capacity crowd ROLLIN!!!! I like how the announcers styled that out! DUN KNOW memes galore is gonna come out of that sh!t!!!

Main event: Danny Bryan Vs Seth Rollins… who you backing? It matters not to me!

Wait a minute… why is the Big Show out here??? You already know there’s gonna be some mad teefing going on!

And they tried it!!!! But Roman Reigns went and speared the Big Show – BLAOW! Hit the Superman punch to Rollins! Danny wins!!!! OH LAWWWD! The WrestleMania sign is within Danny’s reach! How funny is that… Mike Knoxxx and Spotface spoke about Danny Vs Roman on their Perfect Plex show… and look! They must fight each other at Fast Lane!!! Well you fans spoken… look w’happen! My hands are clean…. WHOEVER LOSES… I WIN!!!

 

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Monday Night Raw #1100: June 23, 2014!!!

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MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! 3 Lions On The Shirt turned into 3 B!TCHES ON THE SHIRT!!!! WHOEVER LOSES, I WIN!!!!

GRANT BODY-P!

All you have left to celebrate is the 1100th edition of Monday Night Raw… Now there is a Munny Inna Bank Briefcase match, Seth Rollins a.k.a. Mr tandem engine is already in the match. Which 6 superstars will join him? And The Infamous Informer tells you this: If Dolph Ziggler is in that match… HE AIN’T WINNING SH!T!!! That’s not a prediction, that’s a SPOILER!!!!

Enough of that, LET’S DO THIS! RAW! #1100!! HOL’ DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZMissing 6 minutes of the opening segment of Raw because the laptop crashed is BAD FOR BUSINESS!

ON YOUR KNEES VICKIE!!! BEG LIKE A BIATCH!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN FIRED WHEN YOU TRIED TO F**K WITH THE UNDERTAKER BACK IN 2008!

So let me get this right so I can understand this! Vickie can either get fired, or fight Stephanie McMahon in a match? Vickie I understand the legacy of the Guerrero name, but Vickie your name is Guerrero only by a piece of paper!!!!!

Intercontinental Championship jump off! Wade Barrett Vs Dolph Ziggler! One of em buried the Undertaker and got away with it… the other walks around with a SWAG here to show the world…. hmmm who shall I back????? NONE OF EM!!!!

4-on-3 Handicap jump off! Reigns, Sheamus & Cena Vs Randall, Bray, Cesaro & Bertie! Who shall I back? I just wanna see RUCKUS!!!! That’s how the F**K I roll!

USO BRUDDA LET’S START THE 1100th EXPLOSION!

WTF???? Now the Wyatt man dem come out to a f**ked up organ version of the Whole World In His Hands??? I thought they were shutting that sh!t down!

Jimmy Uso got clotheslined out of his boots rude boy! Jey ain’t coming out here not just to spectate f**k that! He’s out here to brukk up the Wyatt bwoy!

Is that Jey’s super move? ‘U-SO CRAZY’??? A body splash off the top ropes?!!!

Irrelevant, the Wyatt man just f**k up people whether they win or lose… but come the PPV, BWOOOOYYY!!!

What’s up Bray! Nice of you to drop in on the titan tron…. how come you muthaf***az don’t diss Bray and say he’s live via satellite?!!!

You know what? Vladimir Putin’s face is so DRY that I’m starting to think that he’s an official bad man!!!!

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This should be interesting! Cameron and Paige at commentary, while Alicia Fox and Naomi are engaged in combat! Give me a chance to check out the attire!

It just breaks my heart that Cameron has beef with her sista Naomi…. don’t worry readers, I’ll be ok as soon as Layla comes on later…

I gotta agree with Cameron – she is one of the stars on Total Divas!!!! She gives me joke every week!

No wonder Shadfather is annoyed with Jerry Lawler! He should be throwing shots at Paige and Cameron left & right! Shadfather is right – fire Lawler and Hire Charlamagne Tha God!!!!12zCHARLEMAGNE-articleLarge

HE’S DA MAN!!!! Have you heard his interviews with female celebrities? Think Lawler in Attitude/Ruthless Aggression Era x10!!!! I look up to this man. He is an inspiration to us all! Howard Stern MOVE OVER!

Talking of inspiration…. BO-LIEVE!!!! The most inspirational superstar of all time in WWE?

Say what? Titus O’Neill loses to Bo Dallas and JAY-BEE calls it the greatest streak in sports entertainment???

SORT HIM OUT UNDERTAKER!

OH NO!!! IT’S THE EVIL ONE HIMSELF!!! TRIPLE TEEF!!! TRIPLE TEEEEEEEEF!

He got something to say about the Briefcase Munny  Inna Bank ladder match….sssssshh…..

YOU HEAR THAT IWC DICKHEADS!!!! Triple said that the contact can be cashed in any time up to a year… so don’t pressurise the winner of the match!

The participants:

KOFI KINGSTON!

WACK SWAGGER!

DOLPH ZIGGLER!

RVD!

WADE BARRETT!

You’re improving on your English accent Triple!

STC MUNNY INNA BANK

Wait a minute…. where’s the 6th participant Triple? You introduce Seth Rollins who you say is gonna win this Munny Inna Bank, I got 5 in my list here! Ain’t there supposed to be 7?

Seth – words from the wise – wrestling fans don’t get over sh!t – they are still talking about the muthaf**k!n screwjob, they still debate about Chris Benoit’s death and the family, Seth – some of em think Philip Brooks is coming back!!!!!

Why the f**k did Triple laugh at the thought of RVD winning the match this year? RVD won the thing back in 2006! (One of my favourite years in wrestling I might add…)

I hope you make an example out of Seth, Mr Monday Night! It’s the 1100th show – REPRESENT!!!

It’s a nice idea to have someone win the title at the PPV, and then somebody from the contract match cashes in on the same night…. but truth be told, I don’t want that to happen. It seems kinda obvious though doesn’t it!

OH SNAP!!! I forgot about Dean Ambrose!!!! Baiting the match up right there between Seth Rollins and RVD!

Dean wants in the Munny Inna Bank contract match! I don’t blame him either! He says he wants to climb the ladder and grab the cheque… THE GRANT SAYS he’s more out to f**k up Seth Rollins! Dean gotta be the 7th dude!

PLUS! Danny Bryan gives his thoughts on him being stripped of the title on the pre-show…. BWOY!!!!! I just wanna say, just for the record, my hero Kane is not involved in a match yet…I’m just saying…

Really Wade Barrett? You gonna beat down Dolph Ziggler so much that he has to change his name??? I’m all for that – The lord is a forgiving lord, and I was created in his image, therefore, I forgive you Wade! DESTROY ZIGGLER!!! DESTROY HIM!!!

Now I think about it…. maybe Ziggler should win… I’m just doing the knowledge…

HA! Ziggler hit his Zig Zag super move, and Barrett rolled out of the ring! NICELY DONE!

Well thank you very f**k!n much Virgin Media, you did it to me again didn’t ya! I was actually engrossed in that Wade Barrett Vs Dolph Ziggler match and your internet connection just had to falter didn’t it? You best sort it out and make sure I don’t miss Vickie Guerrero Vs Stephanie McMahon! Dun know I’m backing Stephanie! Never liked the b!tch Vickie word up!!!

(Yes I am watching via stream because I’m a struggling broke n!**@ tryna make ends meet!)

Might as well play some good ol’ Tekken while I’m waiting…. F**K!

Just in time to see the match! THIS IS WHAT I CAME TO SEE!!! I didn’t know theyGRANT - BODY - P put mud wrestling in this sh!t!!! OH SNAP! Stephanie threw Vickie in the soup!!!! Vickie is outta here! Stephanie feel sweet! Singing the goodbye song while doing the Danny Bryan chant! She can’t do that!

NO!! VICKIE PUSHED STEPHANIE IN THE SOUP!!!! Oh my gosh that murky narstyness!!! I bet Triple is in the back ‘feeling’ himself right now!!! You know Steph is gonna get it later in the bed!!!

There hasn’t been a mud wrestling contest like that in years! Not since the Torrie Wilson days!!!!! WOW!!!! If only it was bra & panties and Vickie actually won the match… don’t get excited guys, TV-14 ain’t coming back…

Hmmm… Paige Vs Naomi WWE Divas title at the PPV… it’s a heartbreaking prediction I’m afraid… but you can catch me on YouTube this week with the Munny Inna Bank Prediction blog and I’ll tell you how I feel about it! Alternatively you can catch me and Shadfather and maybe more on the STC From The UK show on BDSIR NETWORK – Cheap plug but not cheap coz I pay the bills around here!

Instead of being entertained badly by Sandow dressed up as some president and Big E mashin him up… oh hang on!!! Pastor Langston???!!!! I like that promo right there! ‘Enough is Enough-ha! We-ha! This is our America-ha! We will stand-ha!!!!’ They say most black pastors are corrupt, so this is what Big E be doing when he’s not in church…. put your eyes back – SHE’S MINE!

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Do you just ‘turn off your ears’ to Cena’s promo and just gaze at Renée Young’s sexy @$$? Things you wanna do to Renee’s sexy @$$!

MAIN EVENT JUMP OFF! 4 on 3 handicap match! the ladders are already there! F**k it – let’s do this ladder match right now!

This is interesting – the mighty Super Cena cannot best Cesaro in a test of strength contest!!!! HAHA!!!

You have no idea how high I am on this Bray Wyatt dude – he was once known as Husky Harris…. HUSKY MUTHAF***!N HARRIS! he had no skills, from that to WrestleMania XXX with John Cena, now he is in the main event, and could become WWE World Heavyweight Champion! HOW CRAZY IS THAT! DROP THE BOMB ON EM!

See that’s why you f**ked up Broadus Clay! You had some bullsh!t @$$ gimmick that worked for Cameron & Naomi!

Oh dear all is not well with these tags on both teams! You know this match ain’t gonna end decisively!

Damn son! Super moves all over the ……. hang on…. MY HERO KANE????

OH SNAP!!! I GET IT!!! KANE WANTS IN!!!! MY HERO KANE IS THE 8TH PARTICIPANT!!!! YES! I KNOW WHO I’M BACKING! But wait – BLAOW!!! Roman Reigns hit the spear on Kane!!!!!

Now that question is answered, looks like Big E & Rusev are gonna have a Part II, the contract ladder match is gotta be a show stealer surely! The Divas title match should be a great contest in Paige and Naomi, Plus Danny gotta give his views… Munny Inna Bank is gonna be DON!!!!

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