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Monday Night Raw #1223, October 31, 2016!!!

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…and, NEW! WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION WOMEN’S CHAMPION, CHARLOTTE FLAIR!

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AAAH SHIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!! Can’t lie, my jaw dropped, and not because Sasha’s @$$ was getting exposed in that cell for all you saddos to get your hardon over…

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In other news… how the backside does a jabroni from Cambridge come all the way down to Walsall and farce up himself with an interview with Scott Hall? Taking up mine and the Express & Star’s time? No one invited his b!tch @$$. There WILL be the very short interview with myself and the bad guy this weekend on STC From The UK – BDSIR NETWORK – The Best Damn Show In Radio!

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RAW 1223! It’s Halloween! The one night in the year where Paige looks normal. But we ain’t gonna see that stupid b!tch! GRANT BODY-P!

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No f**k!n about! Goldberg is coming out NOW!!!!

They booing Brock Lesnar now though! and Heyman is straight up shutting this promo down!

Goldberg looks like he wants to spear Heyman all the way to hell!

Heyman still throwing shots at Undertaker’s streak! Damnit!

NO! BROCK IS HERE???? Aaaaah look at Heyman laughing… will he be laughing in a hospital facility nearby?

No Brock… but Rusev???? OH BOY… he’s gonna be NEXT!!!!

NO! I KNOW RUSEV DID NOT TRY TO LICK DOWN GOLDBERG?!!!!!!!!!!

JACKHAMMER TO RUSEV – BLAOW!!!!

…AND A SPEAR TO HEYMAN – BLAOW!!!!!! LAWWWWD HAVE MERCY!!!!!!

What the rarse is Byron Saxton and Corey Greaves wearing?????? The Infamous Informer is not down with this Halloween sheeeeeeeet! And now Enzo is fighting one o the members of the Balding club in a trick or street fight match???? Oh hell to the no! Actually it might be jokes I won’t knock it!

Enzo Amore looks even more of an idiot in that Toy Story sheeeeeeet! I am the grinch of Halloween… if that makes any sense!

The Balding Club just got f**ked up by 35 pumpkins…wow… the WWE have truly f**ked up what was meant to be the baddest stable in New Japan Pro Wrestling history..Yo Vincent Kennedy – why you hate on these guys? What did they do to deserve this????

Meanwhile… they called the ambulance to pick up Paul Heyman… I have a question – will Dr. Goldberg visit him and hit him over the head with a bed pan and stick  dutty big needle up his @$$????

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Now with Kendrick as the new World Wrestling Federation Cruiserweight Champion we should get some joke now…told you guys – quality wrestling matches is NOT ENOUGH!

TJ Perkins: THE GRANT SAYS THIS TO YOU: If Kendrick tries to teef, simply pause the game, enter UP, UP, DOWN, DOWN, Y,B,X,A.You should hear the ring bell if you did it right. Then TJ Perkins, you should have infinite lives! Now say ‘Thank you GamesMaster’!

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Aaaaah sh!t TJ Perkins bex because Kendrick walked out the match! So he attempts to break his legs! Talk about salty! That’s like sending hate mail online!

Braun Strowman seeks better competition! He finally gonna get it! Winner of the battle royal will be in Team Raw against Team Smackdown at the Survivor Series! So he best win that muthaf***a!

WWE win whole heap of awards! Congratulations! Shame we the fans couldn’t see you get those awards….moving on!

Oh dear… Foley wasn’t feeling the antics of Kevin Owens and Jericho! They were ultimate teef! But the list is in Jericho’s hand! THIS IS NOT GOOD!

Oh that’s f**ked up! Foley’s career ended in Hartford Connecticut! And Jericho & Owens are letting Foley know about the GREAT TRIPLE H!!!

Foley admits to needing JeriKO for TEAM RAW, but also puts his trust in Mr RR himself, the man who wrestling sheep love to hate! The man the women want to drop squats on his d-

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HAHAHAHAHA! The crowd chanting Roman Sucks but Foley says ‘his wife loves him’!

Roman was gonna dress as a stupid idiot for Halloween but they didn’t have any Jericho costumes!GRANT BODY PHENOM

I thought Roman was going on the list! I thought we were all going on the list! Look what happen now! Roman fights Jericho for the World Wrestling Federation US Championship!

I don’t understand why everyone is rushing Titus O’Neill instead of Braun Strowman???? Foolish move if you ask me!

It’s down to Strowman and Sami Zayn? The crowd is behind Zayn but Vincent Kennedy is behind Strowman (PAUSE!)

Zayn tried! God damnit he tried! Team Raw only needs one more person in their team! They got Jericho, Owens, Braun, Roman, smart money says Mr Rollins!

The Smackdown team hasn’t assembled yet but going by the knowledge we have now – AJ Styles has gotta be in the team surely! I expect Ziggler to be in the team too! I think it’s safe to say that the titles may not be on the line at this PPV!

WHOA!!!!! THE NEW DAY HAVE DRESSED UP AS PAPA SHANGO, KAMA MUSTAFA AND THE GODFATHER! So wait, where the hos at? SORT IT OUT!!!!

They need to get a Francesca III too!

Wait a minute – didn’t we have this 6 man tag team cruiserweight match at the PPV? No No No I need the toilet… soon come…

Ok I’m back now… look who it is – it’s Miss sexy legs herself – Charlotte! 3-time champion already… she might hit 16 times before John Cena!!!!!

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I’m glad Charlotte called out every woman on Smackdown apart from my NAOMI… because she knows Naomi will BUSS HER ARSE!!!!!

Team RAW as far as the women ill be interesting… I mean, who they got? Charlotte, Bayley, Dana… and that’s it??????? No Paige, Sasha might make it still… hold on – NIA JAX… THAT BOTTOM…AND THE BREASTS!!!!! Let’s show appreciation to this sexy @$$ straight away!

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Is it me or is Bayley stumbling on her promo?????

Talking of that BOTTOM…AND THE BREASTS!!!! Here she is! Nia Jax gonna destroy Bayley! Kill her…. KILL HER!!!!!!!!

Charlotte is right – THIS ISN’T NXT ANYMORE! This is the World Wrestling Federation! Where the big girls play!

I can see you guys looking at the Infamous Informer funny…. big girls need love too… and they got nothing to lose! They will give you the ride of your life! Sometimes those skinny gyal ain’t the one! You want that meat… nah mean!

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UH-OH! If Jericho defeats Roman Reigns, he’s gonna turn te US Title into the Canadian Title! Since my woman is Canadian… I know who I’m backing!

Should have known Kevin Owens was gonna teef… but could Rollins reunite with his former Shield bredrin??? Oh my days yes he has!!!! The crowd chanting for The Shield!!!! They were booing Reigns like 10 minutes ago! Fickle fools!

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Monday Night Raw #1191, March 21, 2016!!!

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I stand before you an ashamed wrestling fan. Yeah I said it. I am disgusted to be apart of this community. I put it to you. I’m not a father but I am a proud uncle. Suppose one day I decided to take my niece and nephew to a local indie wrestling show, and the performers act like they gonna drop the people’s elbow but instead takes down his draws and reveals his sexual reproductive system for everyone to see, knowing that it’s filmed? Doesn’t look good does it? SORT YOUR SH!T OUT JABRONIES!

In other news, Sting denies any form of retirement… at least for now… looks like my STC From The UK co-host’s celebrations were premature…

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RAW #1191! Have you heard of Fifth Harmony? Nah, me neither, but I googled em… they can come to WrestleMania ANYTIME!

WWF PROPA TINGZI wonder why Stephanie looks so happy? Oh yeah I forgot – I GOT IN THAT PU$$Y And turned into the chojin!!!!

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Oh dear Triple is not at RAW! We got 60 seconds to get refund! I didn’t put my hand in my pocket – did you???

Sheeeet! Roman Reigns doesn’t come down the stairs anymore! You jabronies hope he turns heel… I told you last week – ABANDON HOPE! What you think he’s gonna do – I already beat up Stephanie’s pum-pum!

How did Roman Reigns manage to silence Stephanie??? I mean I was gonna use a pillow but…

Stephanie tried to slap him! Roman used his kung fu and blocked it! “Now I’m the authority!”

You are still deluded… aren’t you? How is a ‘Double Turn’ (between Reigns & Triple) gonna work? Please wrestling fans… USE YOUR BENEFIT OF INTELLECT!

Crack open the Jaffa Cakes and the Supermalt – AJ Styles vs Kevin Owens! Y’all ready for some wrestling??? Sure you are… LET’S DO THIS SH!T!

How did Styles kick out of Kevin Owens frog splash? Er it’s very simple really… he used his chi and wrestling instincts and combined his mental and physical prowess and kicked out at 2! YES AJ Styles can do it too muthaf***a!

How does chanting for AJ Styles make you LOSE the match? If you are not the fans and you are Chris Jericho! You guys need to sort a stipulation for this sh!t!

Where is Ziggler going? In fact where is The Miz going? All of a sudden these muthaf***az wanna test Kevin Owens for the Intercontinental Title? I thought Sami Zayn had beef with Owens?

Here he is! Mr Zayn! Ok just throw all these muthaf***az in a ladder match for big BIG WrestleMania!

Well KO is hoping that those three jabronies can battle it out for the chance… Well, Ziggler, Zayn and Miz could make for a fantastic contest!

Talking of jabronies… are you STILL negative about WrestleMania??? Are you still throwing ignorant memes? Well meme no more… first Mick Foley gives Deano a bat with barbed wire, now Terry Funk gives Deano a chainsaw???? Er Brock… I never thought I’d say this but… YUH GOOSE COOK!

Is it me or Kevin Owens sound intimidated when he was speaking to Stephanie? HAHAAHAHA!

New Day Rocks so much that even the League of Nations have to laugh at their promos! New Day Killing em! They just said to Sheamus – they could have named him ‘Stephen’! Er… that IS HIS NAME RIGHT??!!!

Oh no! As Rusev is getting beat down by Big E, Xavier sends for Francesca II! I think it’s safe to say that the New Day have turned face under our noses folks!

Wait a minute… Vincent Kennedy has an announcement regarding Hell In Ah Cell? Ok this is the part where I get nervous… not around the Wyatt fools though… they talking sh!t as usual…sounds like at least for the moment, Braun Strowman wants to test Deano… if Deano is bringing his new gifts with him, Braun Strowman will become Doodoo Brown Strowman!

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By calling yourselves ‘Voltron’ Social Outcasts… you have insulted the Wu-Tang Clan. That is something you just don’t do!

NOW Look what you done! FYYYYRE!!! IT’S KANE!!!! Dashed those Social idiots out! Then chokeslammed The Big show from the top ropes – BLAOW! There’s my dude for the Andre the Giant Battle Royal jump off this year!

WHAAAART? Fandango still works here? I suppose he gotta get that WrestleMania money… that’s it Jericho…. KILL HIM… wouldn’t it be crazy if AJ Styles came out chanting ‘Y2J’ and throw him off his game and have Fandango win? It would be HUGE!

WHOA!!! What the rarse did I just say! AJ Styles chants ‘Y2JACK@$$!’ but Jericho was still able to win… come on now stipulation!!!!

“I’d love to see that at WrestleMania…” NO YOU DON’T MIKE COLE! You saw it already how many blodclart times!

Yo they are hyping up this Hell In A Cell match with all these promos and what both Shane and Undertaker can do… aaaah sh!t the hype is real people! Whoever Loses – I WIN! Shane wins… he takes control of the company. Undertaker wins, I TAKE CONTROL of theGrant Body Pcompany! Whatever the outcome… I WIN!!!!

Hold up – How come Kevin Owens is switching this up! How come he’s announcing Stardust, Sin Cara & Zack Ryder???

Uh-Oh! Sami Zayn gonna deal with the case! Miz & Ziggler are on their way too! Yes – throw the lot of em in the ladder match! DO IT STEPHANIE!

Everybody needs a WrestleMania pay check right???

Calling it now – Either Owens will retain, or Sami Zayn becomes the next Intercontinental champion…. the feud will continue into a personal one on one situation between the two at the Backlash joint. (Extreme Rules Grant) – yeah yeah I know! For those jabronies who think Zack Ryder gonna win… ABANDON HOPE!

Check it out, Stephanie calls Triple to pick her up, they about to leave the building. Just as the car pulls off, look who’s waiting… Roman Reigns! He wants to beat down Triple’s Blodclart! Roman is so lucky it wasn’t 15 years ago when Triple had 10 men behind him! But makes his escape! He gonna get his hammer for sure!

So while Natalya and Charlotte compete in the ring, and Sasha and Becky are squabbling on commentary, lets throw up a pic of my wife who got away… look at her soul glow!

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While R-Truth fights Bubba Ray Dudley, we got breaking news from the bossman of the BDSIR NETWORK – MIKE KNOXXX! He has a special interview with the man called Kevin Owens! The World Wrestling Federation Intercontinental Champion! It is a CANNOT MISS episode! Tuesday 5pmEST 9pmUK – DROP THE BOMB ON EM! (Download links available after the show!)

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UH-OH!!! VINCENT KENNEDY IS HERE!!! This is it… this is where I get nervous with the announcement…

WHOA! Shane could be Undertaker’s most formidable WrestleMania opponent??? More than Brock? Triple? MICHAELS???? Are you sure Vince?

Now Vincent Kennedy has said it now! Vince’s b!tch? If Undertaker doesn’t win, it will be his ‘last’ WrestleMania??? What does that mean? Undertaker retires? Or Undertaker just cannot compete at WrestleMania? Oh F**k… I knew this was gonna happen!

Suddenly I cannot write anymore… give me a moment… or a week for that matter…

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Monday Night Raw #1190, March 14, 2016!!!

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I really like this part of the year… you know why? Not just because big BIG WrestleMania is coming, but our friends over in the states have turned their clocks forward. That means from now until WrestleMania we can watch RAW an hour earlier. That means all being well, less yawning, more marking out, and if things get a bit stale, there’s always babestation!

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RAW #1190! Have you jabronies finished complaining about Deano Ambrose foot not underneath the rope? You really don’t want Triple Vs Reigns don’t you? ARE YOU THAT RETARDED?

WWF PROPA TINGZWord!!! We just gonna kick off with the World Wrestling Federation tag team titles? The New Day have destroyed the League of Nations on the twitter and the YouTube!

Shout out to Mike Knoxxx of the BDSIR NETWORK…as much as I love the New Day, there are certain aspects of them I DON’T LIKE. The unicorn stupidness on their head, twerking in guys faces, the rainbow on their T-shirts, and the cereal – Booty-Os… don’t get me wrong, it’s fortified with vitamins and iron, good for the kids, but to have kids say – ‘we are eating booty-os doesn’t sit well with me either… very cumse-cumsa tendencies… That’s not right!

Interesting… Xavier Woods is representing for the New Day in this tag team championship contest… I’m a bit nervous here… League of Nations could take it here… because Kofi doesn’t play the trombone! Oh No…

It’s all good! Xavier pinned Rusev and held the tights! New Day still champions but League of Nations bex! They mash-up The New Day! hey guys! The New Day just turned face… and we didn’t notice!

DAMN YOU LEAGUE OF NATIONS!!! But I gotta keep it real…by the LONS beating down the New Day like that, they gotta get that heat back, be relevant again as that destructive heel force. Looks like New Day need a 4th dude to join them! But they dun treated Mark Henry bad… Yo look no further than the Man In the Purple Suit himself! The Infamous Informer wouldn’t mind putting his timberland boots in Wade Barrett’s nose! One condition: I don’t do that booty shaking unicorn sh!t! I’m NOT THAT GUY, I DON’T DO DRUGS!

Unlucky Ambrose… after all you were dealing with TRIPLE TEEEEEEF! He paid the referee off… that’s my story, but I don’t complain about that sh!t… I keep it moving… but aaaaaaah sh!t!!!! That guitar riff! BRRROCCCK LESSSNARRR!!!  Grab the steel chair Deano!

Looks like Deano come prepared! He had a crow bar in his inside pocket! HERE WE GO!!!

Or maybe not… Brock is thinking about it! he doesn’t wanna get cunk in his head top!

Two shell shocks to Sin Cara – BLAOW!!! You don’t think Ryback is eyeballing the US Title???

Well I be damned! Ryback is on some David & Goliath sh!t for the big BIG WrestleMania!

Now what I wanna know is, why does Stephanie McMahon wanna address me? Does she have a steak cooked well done for me? Am I in for what could happen next?

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Until I see official celebration cards in Clintons, that is NOT an official holiday! That was made up by some fat IWC muthaf***a who can’t get no pu$$y and it was rubbed in his face a month earlier!

Oh no! It is the Attitude era again! Stephanie is in a glorious mood, and Triple is gonna start his promo… I am the game-errrr… I beat Dean Ambrose within an inch of his life-errr, and Stephanie’s gonna cook me a fat steak and give me hed-errr!

Oh man.. Triple is hitting it on the head here with this ‘hope’ sh!t! It’s true – you jabronies had hope that Deano was gonna win… you deluded fools!

HOLY SH!T Triple is going in!!!! GET EM TRIPLE TEEF! I love when he throws shots at you fools! The man is talking about people’s wife and kids! Talking about how they live on hope! I LOVE THIS!

WHOA! TRIPLE TEEF GUARANTEED THAT ROMAN REIGNS WILL FAIL AT WRESTLEMANIA! But why did Dolph Ziggler’s music hit??? Oh well, join John Morrison in your future endeavour fool!

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“You love Dolph Ziggler right?” Nah not really Triple, I can’t stand the f**ka!

Ok Triple – this Ziggler is getting outta orda & bright… I’m not sure where Stephanie is going with this proposal…

WHOA!!!! Stephanie gonna put Ziggler up against Triple Teef himself! Once again… y’all got hope… ABANDON HOPE! Triple – USE DI HAMMER! I’ve never rooted for Triple so much!

Look how little Renee Young is to the League Of Nations! They just challenged the New Day on some gang warfare business! Yo NEW DAY – HOLLA AT ME! I know Mishima Kung Fu! I have my woman on my side! LET’S DO THIS! Tweet me @MZATheInfamous!

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YES! TEAM BADDER THAN BAD mash-up Brie Bella! But according to Lana, it’s Brie that has beef with her… but enough of that sh!t… when I saw Naomi in that ring… I had to play that Raheem DeVaughn tune again.. or that Torae tune -Override when he says this –

When I’m alone in my room, sometimes I stare at the wall
And think of you pinned against it, we getting it on
While I’m getting you off, I’m on top
You telling me to do everything except stop
We drop and roll, it’s a fire we cannot control
I’m in deep past your cervix and served ‘til I got your soul
Lock and load and then BANG!

Let me guess, Team Bad and Lana Vs Brie, Alicia & Paige at Big BIG WrestleMania? I can ryde to that! Let’s throw a pic of Lana… for NO REASON!

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YOOOO! Mick Foley passing the torch… or should I say… the 2×4 with barbed wire to Dean Ambrose??? To aid him in his battle against BROCK LESNAR???? Ok if you are not ready for this big BIG WRESTLEMANIA – YOU’RE THE ONE WITH THE PROBLEM! SLAP YOURSELF, UNFRIEND ME, UNFOLLOW ME, because clearly, me and you are not on the same wave length! I happen to be more attractive to the women than you as well! My d!ck is bigger than yourrrrrrs!

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AAAAH SH!T! Here we go! Dolph Ziggler Vs Triple TEEF! If Ziggler wins… he can choose a match of his choice for big big WrestleMania! I should root for Ziggler… but I want Triple to use the hammer!!!!

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Yes Triple! Brukk up Ziggler’s shoulder! Then… UUUUUUUSE DI HAMMER!

Ziggler is fighting valiantly! Stephanie is at ringside! If in doubt Steph, you know what to do!

I told you muthaf***az! ABANDON HOPE! Triple H with the pedigree – BLAOW! Ziggler does not surv- wait a minute! Roman Reigns coming down the stairs – No – he chose the ramp! and Reigns is BEX!!!! He busted Triple Teef open! He’s box him up all over the ring! He was gonna use the TV screen and buss up Triple! But even The Uso brudda and Mark Henry had  to restrain him and told him to let Triple live til WrestleMania! This has to be No disqualification! A normal wrestling contest is no good!

Big ups to Jacqueline! Now in the Hall Of Fame! My moms will be pleased! She used to love Jacqueline! And I love her too!

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Ok lets see where they go with this Jericho & AJ Styles situation… Jericho done bunn up the Y2AJ T-shirt… you better put a stipulation on this muthaf***a!

Oh dear… Jericho is bex that everybody chanting for AJ styles… why can’t Jericho be bex when everyone was chanting for CM Princess Peach B!tch last week?

AJ drops the phenomenal forearm on Jericho – BLAOW! Looks like WWE want to push that as the supermove as opposed to the Styles Clash… not saying it’s banned… but I think WWE want Styles to limit the Styles Clash for special occasions,at least in my estimation.

OH NO! Here we go! Vincent Kennedy believes The Undertaker is his instrument of destruction! Here he comes! OH SH!T! Er… Vince… LEAVE THE RING!

What? Vincent Kennedy just told the Undertaker not to put his hands on him again???!!! Clearly Vince’s 70-year-old @$$ forgot what happened to him in 1998… or 2003 for that matter!

Let’s see what Shane gotta say!

Maybe he said too much! “I might be Vince’s son, but you (Undertaker) are Vince’s b!tch!”

The Undertaker! grabs Shane by the neck! But Shane is quick on his feet! Rights and lefts by Shane! Undertaker feels nothing! Throws Shane back in the corner! Shane still too quick! Vincent Kennedy pushes Shane into Undertaker! CHOKESLAM – BLAOW! Vince likes what he sees! Undertaker snaps his head to Vince! Vince leaves the ring! WISE MOVE! Undertaker, cuts his throat to Vince! OH LAWWWWD!

I don’t care if this match makes sense or not – Shane – kid you gon lose! Y’all muthaf***az wishing for a new era… you gonna get the same sh!t for the next 10 years regardless of the winner!

ABANDON HOPE!

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Monday Night Raw #1184, February 1, 2016!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1184, February 1, 2016!!!

Bret Hart Fight Cancer

THAT’S F**KED UP.

The Best There Is, The Best There Was, and The Best That Ever Will Be has been diagnosed with prostate cancer. The GRANT SAYS WWE has a lot to answer for. WHY? Because every year, they represent the Susan Komen thing, and that’s about breast cancer, they support the Connor’s cure, but they never support the prostate cancer… borderline discrimination don’t you think?

On a serious note, Bret has fought many battles in his time. Now it’s time for Bret to fight his biggest challenge in his life. Last week the RePPiN4U Show did a F**k Cancer special… and recently, they snatched Terry Wogan. THAT’S F**KED UP.
F**K CANCER!!!

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RAW #1184! I am the Infamous Informer, I’m a student of this wrestling sh!t, and Black History, I ain’t passed the bar but I know a little bit!

WWF PROPA TINGZThe WrestleMania 32 sign emblazoned high.. LET’S START THIS SH!T! WITH BRRRROCCCCK, LESSSSNARRRR! the Mayor of Suplexxxx Cittttty!!!

See the crowd chanting for it, so you IWC minorities shut the f**k up! If the fans chant for it, it’s gonna keep going!

Aaah sh!t – Triple TEEF is now the Billion Dollar trophy husband!!! I like that sh!t! Ambrose has heard enough though… they say mad men have the strength of 10 men… so suplex city for Deano may not be enough to put him down!

Deano just told Brock to take him to Suplex City! He can’t do that!!! He really is a mad man! This dude dun broke the streak – Deano just told Brock to his face he ain’t scared of him! WHOA!

Again the FastLane theme is wack… I gotta fix that! Wait Lillian is speaking in Spanish introducing Kalisto… suddenly I feel powerful in my jeans…

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Say whaaaaat? Kalisto fights Bertie AGAIN at the FastLane? I thought Bertie was injured! Are you wrestling jabronies reading dirt sheets again?

Now the League of Nations have become the League of casualties… Lana is at ringside once again… that’s GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!

Damn Kalisto twisted up Rusev all over that ring until Rusev realised he was out of the ring and then the ref counted to 10! Remember back in the days? when Lana would use her iron (masturbating) fist and say RUSEV CRUSH??? And the opponent was finished??!

NO GRANT YOU DIDN’T JUST SAY THAT!

Stephanie is just so flirtatious!!! Does she realise that when she’s talking to Reigns & Ambrose, or whenever she’s on screen? She just oozes sexuality!

Two women who don’t ooze as much sexuality are Brie & Charlotte, who’s causing a little bit of trouble being unapologetic to Brie as the cause of Nikki’s injury… but that’s not the issue – LOOK AT RIC FLAIR Looking at Renee Young up and down… and RIGHTFULLY SO!

WORD!!!! The Usos are ‘GRAMMY AWARD’ winners??? WHOA!!! And Straight Outta Compton won NO AWARDS??? This is a travesty! Shout out to Lillian for the botch! She can botch and still look sexy doing it!

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Time to finally clarify things… DMX DID NOT DO AJ STYLES THEME… this jabroni did… it’s kinda catchy actually…

Damn Miz you are doing some serious d!ck riding aren’t you?

YOU WHAT???!!!!! Miz calls himself the father of the Yes movement??? DISRESPECT! AJ Styles is listening to The Miz talk sh!t, AJ Styles is one of the best wrestlers that ever did it! Yo Styles – give this muthaf***a a StylesClash super move!

That’s it Styles – BEAT OUT HIS BLODCLART!

Styles needs to teach some of these WWE superstars a lesson – just because you were in TNA or NJPW or ROH or wherever – DOES NOT MEAN you are inferior than them! The ignorance level is over 9000!

If WWE are celebrating Black History Month, then THE GRANT SAYS they should at least give Alicia Fox or (preferably) Naomi a title shot at Charlotte! But if that Ric Flair took a shot at Naomi.. who would get to Flair first to brukk him up… Uso… or me????I am him

With that said.. I want Ric Flair to plant one on Brie’s lips… it would be great! Anyone but Naomi!

Plant one on Alicia! DO IT FLAIR! Hold up – Brie defeated Charlotte??? OH SNAP!

Big Show Vs The Wyatt bwoy… I mean… Erick Rowan gonna get punched through schoolbuses right? The Wyatts are usually teef… maybe I should hang around and watch this… but to be honest… I wanna sandwich and a mocha coffee… you want me to get anything for you? No? Ok more for me!

Haha! That Triple Teef! Insinuating that Suplex City gone SAWFT like the NXT tag team!

Brock should have said ‘did you polish the hammer like that chick in the music video?’

PG GRANT – SH!T!

Right you see this triple threat match at Fast Lane… The Grant says this – to those who wanna see Triple vs Deano at WrestleMania… considering everything you have seen over the last two months, ask yourself – DOES THAT MATCH MAKE SENSE???

Answers on a postcard pleae – tweet me @MZATheInfamous!

Wait a minute – Didn’t I see this match last week? Well I’m not gonna talk about Kevin Owens Vs Ziggler again f**k that! Just for no reason – here’s a pic of that chick from Lucha Underground – GOD DAYUUUUUUUM!!! She’s my type… OHHHHHHHHH!!!

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Look at her…. OHHHHHH! (Shaking my head and screwing my face as I type this)

BIG RESPECT TO WWE for that Mark Henry tribute. I like the fact that they hinted on inducting him in the Hall Of Fame at some point as well.

THATS WHAT I DO!!!

I respect that you’re out for dolo Sasha… but a few weeks ago you was all about UNITY! Now look what you’ve done!

Well Naomi & Tamina are just making sure that is the case…the UNITY is still there… I hope!

But lets take a moment to look at my Naomi! Those blue highlights in her hair… OHHHHH! I hope Uso taps dat @$$ later… she really was the wife who got away… I could shed a tear seriously… I just know my moms would be so proud – by the way – she asked me the other day if ‘Tiffany’ is my type… she’s this woman on Big Brother. I don’t know who she is… but HELL YEAH!

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Answers on a postcard please – who is she? Tweet me – @MZATheInfamous! I’d tear her @$$ up!!! If she doesn’t tear me up first!

Oh no they turned on Sasha… ahhh man… I guess it was coming really…

But on my WWE2K16… they stick tog…. wait there… I haven’t got Sasha on WWE2K16! I think I got Layla in there instead!

First Naomi is taking shots, now The New Day taking shots at Kanye West! Dude got fingered in his @$$ by Amber Rose – that is NOT COOL! And it’s the truth! Look how fine Amber Rose is… and the bwoy let the girl do nasty things to his doodoo bottom… SHAME…

Interesting how The New Day pointed out the kid in the crowd with the Bullet Club shirt on… camera focussed more than once… I’m saying HMMMMM!!!

Damn the Shield days were a long time ago right? Back in the days The Shield’s opponents had no chance to breathe! Now ‘AmbReigns’ are getting buss arse… and The Xavier is playing the trombone… and shouting – TOASTY!!! Like his name is Dominik Diamond in the Mortal Kombat games!

Hey side thought – whatever happened to Dominik Diamond??? Must be a middle aged man now surely???

Match dun between New day and AmbReigns – but when you hear that savage guitar riff… THAT’S IT! Well Ambrose isn’t afraid right? F5 to Ambrose – BLAOW!!! I give Ambrose 10/10 for bravery, 0 for achievement!

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 Monday Night Raw #1177, December 14, 2015!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1177, December 14, 2015!!!

Roman Reigns Brukk up Triple Teef

GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY!!!!

Let me tell you something… I am tired as a muthaf***a… Saturday night, I stayed up til 6am watching the UFC, glad that Weidman lost because in my eyes he NEVER defeated my hero Anderson Silva, The way Aldo lost erased what happened with Ronda Rousey. 13 seconds… BLAOW!!!

Then there was TLC… Naomi looked sexy as f**k, the Triple Threat ladder match… off the hook. Deano – NEW WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION! But that Roman Reigns – that man was BEXXXXXXXX!!! I haven’t seen Triple Teef f**ked up like that since… Batista in the Hell in a Cell in 2005!

RAW #1177! WE GONNA HAVE OUR OWN GAME OF THRONES – BELIEVE THAT! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!

WWF PROPA TINGZAaaaah sh!t! Stephanie gonna start this sh!t… she cannot be happy at all… If I was Reigns, or Ambrose or the Usos for that matter… I’d probably prepare for a long night…

I suppose Roman Reigns wants Stephanie to say ‘YOU’RE FIRED’ to his face… is she gonna slap him? Makes me wonder if that is wise!

Look at Stephanie’s face!!!! Can looks kill Roman Reigns? That’s what I wanna know!

NO ROMAN! You can’t say it’s your daughter’s birthday???!! You can’t say you can’t wait to see her again? Oh my god you might have shot yourself in the foot here!

WHOA! He just called the McMahon family a DISGRACE!!! Yo Roman – you’re on your own kid!

Good lord! That was like 515 slaps to Roman’s cheekbone! But wanna hear a fate worse than death? A fate worse than being fired? VINCENT KENNEDY IS ON HIS WAY! Er… Roman – you have DONE IT NOW!

AAAH SH!T! Deano Vs Ziggler! This will be an epic contest!

Yo! The Slammy Awards is next week… get your vote on! But This Week on the BDSIR NETWORK – It’s the Smack Talk Centre Slammy Awards! The group has cast their votes, and the results are in! Tune in Saturday! 5pmUK 12pmEST – NOT TO BE MISSED!

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And because I said ‘tweeter’, lets get a pic of Gabi Castrovinci from Tough Enough… for no reason!

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Without a doubt, a highlight of my journalistic career this year – interviewing this beautiful young woman… expect the unexpected muthaf***az!

Talking of expect the unexpected… Dolph Ziggler and Dean Ambrose just got buss arse by Kevin Owens! He’s not happy at all… he just powerbombed their blodclart for no reason! Well yes there was a reason – he lost his Intercontinental title and he is BEX! But why beef with Ziggler? Ziggler did nothing to him???

AAAAH SH!T!!! THIS ECW SH!T STARTED IN PHILLY! The Dudley Boyz, Rhyno and Tom Dreamer are gonna Bring Da Ruckus to the Wyatt Bwoy dem! YO!!! RAW has been OFF THE HOOK SO FAR!!!

Word up something must have happened back there in the creative team… the kick up the backside must have been serious!

OH SH!T! the limosuine has pulled up! Vincent Kennedy is HERE!!!! You know I’m sitting here in the UK and even I’m nervous! R-Truth and Bo Dallas have stopped fighting!

What the hell was the camera crew thinking giving Vincent Kennedy an ordinary steel chair! Did you see how he kicked it out their hand and said – “GIMME THAT CHAIR!!!” pointing to the leather rocking chair!

Roman Reigns knows he’s in trouble – check it – he’s not coming down the stairs this time! It’s down the ramp! I’m gonna pray for him seriously!

Vincent kennedy wants Reigns to get down on his hands and knees to apologise! Is he gonna join the Vince McMahon kiss My @$$ club???

No way!!! HE’S 70 YEARS OLD ROMAN! DON’T DO IT!!!

Saved by Sheamus… thank goodness… crowd chanting – ‘you look stupid’… Sheamus is right – YOU THE FANS pay your money to see him…

CHECK IT!!! Vincent Kennedy has granted a World Wrestling Federation Championship Match! Roman Reigns Vs Sheamus! But if Reigns doesn’t win…

…and Vincent Kennedy kicks Roman in the D!CK! Oh man! STC’s Nicola Hardwick is gonna be distraught about that surely!

PRAY FOR ROMAN PEOPLE… CHANGE YOUR FACEBOOK PROFILE PICS TO ROMAN….

GRANT BODY-P!!!

Ryback – you might as well have went out there by yourself against Bertie and Rusev… they just mash-up Wack Swagger! Why do you chant – We The People? You The People can’t do sh!t! I the Infamous Informer MAKES SH!T HAPPEN!

GRANT BODY-P!!!

Hold up? Someone told me that Neville was on the NXT tour in the UK! What’s he doing on RAW??? Damn that plane did some serious flying!

HERE WE GO!!!! Extreme Rules up in this biatch! I wanna see tables! chairs! a 2×4 with barbed wire! Tables on fire! FYRE! (PG GRANT ) – AAAAAAAAHHHH SH!T!!!!

Come on Rhyno!!! I want him to GORE somebody’s blodclart!

The Dudleys brukking up the Wyatt man dem! They mash up Rowan’s family jewels! Just as well, he probably has sex with goats and sh!t!

GRANT BODY-P!!!

They hit the superplex/bomb on Luke Harper!!! Right on the chair – BLAOW! BACK BRUKK!

“NOW WE ARE HOME! WHERE WE BELONG!!!” D-Von is in his element!!!

MUTHAF**KA!!! Tommy Dreamer just dropped Luke Harper through the tables off the stage! He just showed Cena how to do it!!!

Tommy Dreamer! Attacking Strowman with the kendo stick! Strowman grabs him, charges him through the barricade!

The Dudley Boyz! Drop the 3D on Harper through a table! BLAOW!!!

But Rhyno, went for the GORE, but got kicked in his head! Rhyno now, set up on the table, Eric Rowan, jumps off the top ropes – splashes Rhyno through the table – BLAOW!!

What a match, that match right there, might have been better than the entire Extreme Rules PPV this year! Team ECW lose but Paul Heyman must be proud wherever he’s at in the world!

OH NO!!! The New Day are here!!!! Just when Raw couldn’t get any better this week! They got something to say… uh-oh…

Wait a minute… you don’t think The New Day are gonna give The Uso brudda props as is the Lucha Dragons? I man, Xavier hasn’t got his trombone…

Well I thought that was sincere! But then The New Day continued their celebrations! Come on Usos! Lucha Dragons! Have a heart!

Now this is what I came to see! Brie Bella & Alicia Fox fight Charlotte & Becky Lynch…but check it – my girls Team BAD have brought a ticket??? I don’t remember them being banned from tWWE2K16 GRANT BODY -P!he building or anything…

Are TEAM BAD chanting for Becky???? Interesting…

What’s more interesting was – Ric Flair tripped up Alicia, enabling Becky to get the Disarmour submission move! Becky don’t know about it! Hmmmm…

Look at Vincent Kennedy! He’s telling Rusev & Bertie to make sure they teef so that Roman Reigns gets fired! Deano! usos! ARE YOU WATCHING THIS?!!!!

HA! HA! HA! HA! Look at Vincent Kennedy! In his chair with his foot cock up! Full on jack ups!!! This is it people! Roman Reigns wins, he’s the World Wrestling Federation Champion! Roman Loses, and it could be a celebration for the IWC!!! And guess what? I STILL WIN you know why? Vincent Kennedy alone has made Raw great, then (almost) everything else that followed was superb!

You know what? Vince at ringside with the World Wrestling Federation Championship on the line might not be cool yo! Bret Hart you see what I’m saying though right?

GRANT BODY-P!!!

Oh man… this could be f**ked up in the highest order… I mean, it’s Roman Reigns Daughter’s birthday… if he gets fired… his wife might get bex!

One other thing – fans – STOP wishing for Reigns to turn heel… IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE AT THIS POINT! You are acting without the benefit of intellect – STOP IT!!!

Samoan drop off the top rope by Reigns! You think he’s closing 2015 with the title??? On the flipside, ANYTHING can happen in the World Wrestling Federation… I can’t see how a Reigns heel turn is realistic at this point…

Sheamus applies the cloverleaf submission, I thought Vincent Kennedy was gonna pull a fast one!

NO WAY TEEEEEEF!!! Vincent Kennedy pulled the referee out of the ring! Roman Reigns busted open! Aaah man!

Sheamus hit the White Noise… Reigns kicks out though! This isn’t good!

TEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!!! Rusev and Bertie attacking Reigns! He’s still fighting! OH SNAP! Reigns hit the superman punch to Vince!!! Sheamus hit the Brogue Kick and Reigns kicked out again!

OH MY DAYS!!! Reigns hit the spear!!!! The leg is hooked! 1……2…..and…….3!!!!!!!

Roman Reigns – NEW WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION CHAMPION!!!!! BACKSIDE!!!! Now RUN FOR THE HILLS KID! Last longer than 5minutes 15 seconds this time!

Now this has changed EVERYTHING!!!!! If only Deano came out and celebrated with him….

They say the road to WrestleMania begins at the Royal Rumble, F**K THAT – The sh!t just started NOW!

Roman - new WWF CHAMPION!

GRANT BODY-P!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1174, November 23, 2015!!!

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Now that your time of the month is over, you got all your complaints out your system, you threw away your wrestling tampons… always the same every month… ‘The PPV was sh!t…Roman didn’t turn heel, I wanted Kevin Owens to be champ, The Wyatts should have beat the Undertaker – they are getting buried… blah blah blah blah blah’ – SHUT THE F**K UP!

I thought you wasn’t watching again? Hey – The Only Way is Essex is THAT WAY! Don’t forget to cancel your WWE Network…

You still here? #WhoeverLosesIWIN, talking of which, Shout out to STC’s Aydenn Wardle! He’s a nice FELLA!

See what I did there? GRANT BODY-P!

RAW #1174! I LOVE THIS WRESTLING SH!T – LET’S GO!

WWF PROPA TINGZI’m actually looking forward to Triple’s opening segment… all he wanted to do was shake Roman’s hand… there was no need for the spear!!!

I notice they haven’t customised Sheamus’ title belt yet… he doesn’t look stupid people – Sheamus looks great with that title!

I thought the one question Sheamus had for these fools was – ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED??? I didn’t expect him to ask -Who looks stupid now?! That is an appropriate question – because Roman Reigns come down the stairs… smiling! And the fans are cheering for him! They booed him the night before? Fickle fools… uh oh.. is Stephanie about to slap Roman Reigns???

Well you know what? Roman always did say to Triple… ‘We gonna have our own game of thrones – Believe That!’ I will always remember that line… but why did Rusev appear out of nowhere and kick down  Roman like that? Sheamus follows up – Brogue Kick to the jaw bone of Reigns – BLAOW!!!!

TLC Jump off – Sheamus the Champion, Vs Roman Reigns the Challenger! Tables Ladders & Chairs match!!! Rather disappointing I thought, I was hoping for The Usos Vs The New Day Vs The Dudley Boys in a Tables Ladders and Chairs match…but I don’t complain on the internet… Ain’t got time for that!

Talking of which… first match – Dudley Boys Vs The Wyatt pu$$y bwoy dem… they were NO MATCH for the Don of Dons and his Brudda!

Ha! The Wyatt bwoy might be able to defeat the Dudley Boyz and mash dem up, but they harvested the Undertaker and Kane’s power and still couldn’t beat them??? They are WEAK!!!! To quote Liu Kang to Shang Tsung in Mortal Kombat…

“All those souls and you don’t have one of your own… I pity you sorcerer!”

You wanted Sasha Banks, I wanted Sasha Banks (but Naomi more) HERE SHE IS! Sorry Becky Lynch fans! But hey, shades of NXT Takeover though right?WWE2K16 GRANT BODY -P!

I should really call the match but that Naomi… apart from my real-life lady – Naomi is everything I want in a woman…

You know what I love about Sasha though? She loves her video games too, I see her out there on the UpUpDownDown channel on YouTube controlled by The New Day…but I bet she couldn’t beat my woman at Need For Speed Undercover…and I’m sure she cannot test me once I don the Purple Suit in Tekken because after all… I am HIM you don’t see my picture???

Sasha Banks – STILL undefeated on RAW!!! Is it her time come the TLC jump off? Uh Oh… don’t tell me that Ugly Paige still thinks she is still in line? She claims Charlotte’s arms were underneath the bottom rope when she executed her figure 8 super move… What sort of sh!t is that??? She rolls the footage and I’m sorry, if I was the ref – I would let that off – how the f**k are you gonna control your arms when in a submission move like that? You know what Charlotte – if it means you gotta f**k up Paige again – I’m all for it!

OH NO!!!!! The New Day are starting their Country Music Jamboree Open Tag Team Championship Challenge? If this is aiming to diss country music I’m all for it because most of those country music artists support the confederate flag… NO ONE LISTENS TO THAT SH!T!!

OH SH!T!!!! The New Day are going in!!! COUNTRY MUSIC IS WACK!!!!

Lucha Dragons have accepted the challenge!! LET’S DO THIS SH!T!

Hold the brakes! Uso Brudda want to accept the challenge too! I think New Day are trying to get out of it!!!

OH NO! You can’t cancel the Open Challenge??? I thought these titles were the symbol of excellence? (that’s the US title Grant) is it??? Aww shucks…

WHOA! Mark Henry & Neville had a wrestling contest, Henry lost, and Neville wasn’t inducted in the Hall of Pain??? Yo Neville… you gonna make it! YOU GOING TO THE TOP! I just don’t know when…

GRANT BODY-P!

This is interesting… Stardust and Goldust are on seperate teams… Stardust riding with the Ascension and Goldust riding with the Primetime Players… I remember Goldust saying he had no desire to fight his brother… and I think they did, but the match fell flat and was quickly forgotten. Sure it was a pre-show or something – what was it? Tweet me @MZATheInfamous!

It’s gonna interest me what that fool Colter gotta say about the state of MexAmerican Address…

If this is so MexAmerica, why can’t Bertie & Zeb get that belt customised? The MexAmerican championship? Damnit creative what’s holding you back? Is it the Irish Madman who my radio co-host Shadfather calls Vincent Kennedy?

I was wondering when Wack Swagger was gonna show up and re-ignite his rivalry with Bertie, just don’t get drink/weed driving okay fool?

GRANT BODY-P!

The truth of the matter is this – Zeb left yo @$$ Swagger because you failed to defeat the Super Athelete Rusev, and Rusev proceeded to break Zeb’s legs, and Swagger let that happen! Obviously Swagger forgot about that sh!t… but that doesn’t mean I’m now a Zeb Colter fan – FAR FROM IT!

So here we go, the rematch for the World Wrestling Federation Divas Championship… Paige face it 0 you can’t manage Charlotte… by the way – how long has Charlotte held the champonship for now? Just over two months right?

Come on Charlotte… now is your time… THIS Is your destiny! BREAK PAIGE’S LEGS!!!

Big ups to Charlotte – she respects Paige as a competitor… You know I don’t know if even I can give Paige credit for that… the day she dissed my sexy, beautiful and dangerous Naomi… she sealed her fate.

I LOVE THAT MOVE BY CHARLOTTE! She catches Paige in the haed scissors, and flips Paige around like a suplex using her legs three times! Wicked move!

Paige & Charlotte are putting on a technical wrestling clinic here! But check it – y’all didn’t like that sh!t at the Survivor Series. I thought you wanted wrestling right? That’s why I can’t f**k with the so-called hardcore wrestling fans…

…and they are probably complaining that the match ended in a double count out on the internet, yeah like mark Zuckerberg can help them… he doesn’t give a f**k… he’s sitting in his mansion with b!tches saying CHING CHING!!!

GRANT BODY -P!

Somebody tell me why Heath Slater is wasting my and your time apppearing on TV? Do I have to post up another babestation pic???

Maybe I won’t need to! Ryback just woke up.. it’s feeding time! Slater tries to crack the Ryback with the guitar… it had NO EFFECT! Counterattack – Shell Shock to SLATER – BLAOW!!!!

Up next… Deano and Ziggler team up Vs Battyman Breeze and the World Wrestling Federation Twitter Champion – Kevin Owens! Check this in the latest in his series of putting dumb fans on blast!

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I don’t know whether to watch this match… because of Deano and Owens, I am 50% interested… the other 50%… wants to see Kandi Kay again…

GRANT BODY-P!

Main event jump off! Rusev Vs Roman Reigns! So hold on, I gotta make modifications on WWE2K16 now right? Sheamus & Rusev, they as good as Authority now! Remember back at WrestleMania 26? Sheamus and Triple Teef had beef? Look at em now… WOW!

You know this is straight TEEF when Sheamus is there constantly clapping down Reigns everytime he’s on the outside, the ref clocked it and now Sheamus has to leave the building!

It all comes together now! Why did Barrett come and teef? Because we got a Eurovision Union between Rusev, Barrett and Sheamus! Roman Reigns cannot overcome this??? WWE2K16 people… put these three together, Call em The Eurovision B!tches!

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Monday Night Raw #1173, November 16, 2015!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1173, November 16, 2015!!!

My dude Mike Knoxxxx at B.D.S.I.R. Network has done cartwheels all weekend! Half of facebook changed their profile picture, the other half b!tching and inadvertedly provoking race wars. Next thing I know, a 45 year old Infamous Informer comes from the future, comes to me and says this: “Genysis Is Skynet. The future is not set. There’s no fate but what we make for ourselves.”

Well the 35 year old (Present) Infamous Informer says: Can I at least watch the Undertaker 25 year special on WWE Network? At least if the world blows up I won’t need to see him retire. I’m not sure if I can take that sh!t!!!

SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE! RAW #1173! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

wwf logoIt’s the go home show before the Survival Series… I sincerely hope RAW is off the hook this week… don’t let me throw up a babestation pic like I did last week! Word on the street is Paige Turnah and Clare Richards was on this week… I see you Ed mond Mulhall about to change the channel – FOCUS! This week, Roman Reigns fights Cesaro, a heartbreak match if I ever saw one, who Kalisto got? Oh he got Del Rio… uh-oh… Owens got Neville… argh man… Ziggler got Ambrose… well Ambrose is going through because Ziggler got beef with Tyler Sneeze… are all these matches jumping off on RAW? Only one way to find out! LET’S DO THIS SH!T!

AAAAAH SH!T this is how we gonna start this sh!t??? Druids coming to the ring??? Yo Wyatt YOU F**KED UP! When the Druids have to come out – YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE!

The Wyatts will never Rest In Peace? This ain’t no normal tag match stupid crap….

Oh HELLLLL NAAAAAWWWW!!! You mean to tell me that Wyatt turned the druids against the brothers and they folowing the buzzards too? Ok Wyatt boy you gone too far now! Damnit where Paul Bearer at? Can’t his everlasting HOF spirit do something here?

Neville & Owens, both former NXT adversaries… fight for a higher prize! This match should be off the hook!

Well we knew Owens was gonna advance… Neville needs another move besides the Red Arrow… once he gets that, it’s like JBL said when Owens hit the Pop-up Powerbomb: BALL GAME!

Damn they acting like this match between Charlotte & Paige goes back to April 2014 when Paige beat AJ Lee for the Divas title??? I wished they stopped with this Divas Revolution sh!t when they wake up and realise it was I, Infamous Informer, Wolverhampton’s Last Outlaw, Grant Body-P! started it, (what did you do???) I had faith and never went to the toilet like you guys did – I supported the divas from day 1! You all followed after me so SHUDDUP!

Now I think about it… All Roman Reigns had to do was ‘be Triple H’s Man???’ HAVE YOU SEEN RmMAN’S WIFE TRIPLE TEEF??? She’s prettier than yours! and that’s saying something!

If your name is Nicola Hardwick – LOOK AWAY NOW…

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(Nicola might delete me off her facebook now…)

GRANT BODY – P!!!

R-Truth you gonna lose to this Tyler Sneeze…. you should Breeze through this fool! Oh hell naw – where my refreshments at…

I admit though – nice touch when he takes a selfie – his phone is connected to the titantron so that’s really good when ‘Summer Breeze’ takes a selfie after a victory…

I find it amusing how JBL & Mike Cole are promoting ‘Undertaker Week’ on the network straight after RAW… er, what if I told you, that Undertaker week has been available a few hours before RAW jumped off?! (Well this is pointless because by the time this blog goes out y’all already watching…)

Next match: Ziggler Vs Ambrose… Backing Ambrose here, lets be real – it’s leading up to the heartbreaking match – Ambrose Vs Reigns at the Survival Series…

YO! Ziggler with that mad ‘X-Factor’ on Ambrose from the top ropes… should have been curtains but Ambrose rolled out the ring!

I knew Ambrose was gonna win, but I thought Selfie Breeze was gonna f**k it up for Ziggler… Ambrose advances, he faces Kevin Owens at the Survival Series…that should be interesting…

AAAAH SH!T – If Ambrose wins the World Wrestling Federation Championship, he’s gonna turn WWE into the Ambrose Asylum!!! Do you see what I’m saying? Do The Knowledge people – it’s Ambrose Vs Reigns for the title! One of em turning evil for sure!

IT’S A NEW DAY YES IT IS!!!!

New Day got skullies now? NICE!!! Oh for real? I’d rock that skullie! Like how the time is cold! My near bald head cannot withstand the cold! It’s the One Year Anniversary of The New Day’s debut!!! It’s a celebration b!tch! Take a kick to the neck! F**k your film biatch!

GRANT BODY – P!!

Only joking – I got love for Ronda, and if she’s anything like he who celebrates 25 years with WWE, she will remember when Undertaker once said: “I will not let that be the last image of me that is remembered through the ages…” So with that said, let’s get a pic of Miss Rousey how WE would like to see her!

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You know who else I got love for? Melissa Joan Hart. But why would she f**k with Kevin Owens??? Lazy wrestler??? THE MAN BEAT JOHN CENA!!!! Sorry Sabrina, or Clarissa or whatever you call yourself these days…

Uh-Oh, what does that Triple Teef want from Cesaro??? This is the guy the fans voted for on WWE.Com, and it ain’t no IWC sh!t – this is the WWE Universe sh!t!

cesaro-to-winBut I still don’t get it – why isn’t the capacity crowd holding up Cesaro Section signs??!!! Cesaro connects with the fans right?

But check it – The Roman Empire is in the house! They love he who Reigns!

Here we go! Somebody’s heart gonna get broken! Is it gonna be the IWC? or is it gonna be Nicola Hardwick? Just in case you are curious who Nicola is, the links are at the bottom of the blog – REQUEST TO JOIN – DON’T BE A WEIRDO!

One thing is for sure: #WhoeverLosesIWIN!

Check it – Cesaro now wears knee pads… maybe that’s what Triple meant when he said – ‘Maybe you need that extra something Cesaro’!!

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Did you see that spectacular cartwheel off the top ropes by Cesaro? I’d give him the title just for that! That was some Strider sh!t!!!

Cesaro, springboard off the top ropes, and a flying uppercut to Reigns chin bone – BLAOW! DAYUUUM!!!

Man… Cesaro is killing it! Caught up in the giant swing, into a sharpshooter, into a crossface and Roman Reigns STILL got out of it! ooooh the IWC will be mad about that one…

This is crazy because Roman is using counter technique against Cesaro! He’s playing defensive-offensive!

Reigns went for the Superman Punch, but Cesaro clocked it – Uppercut while Reigns was mid-air! SH!T!

What a crazy sequence of moves! But unfortuantely, Cesaro lose again… Ok IWC fans change your profile pic to the Swiss Flag… PrayForCesaro..

GRANT BODY-P!!

…and a show of respect… what did I tell you earlier? Whoever Loses – I WIN. I always WIN. You can never defeat, The Grant! IMPOSSIBLE!

The Wasteland ain’t sh!t compared to DudleyVille! Truth be told I don’t want the Ascension to be future endeavoured or sent back to NXT – all they need is good storyline to back em. You can’t just throw them in the ring and get brukk up every week? But I do support Boots to Illuminati!

Aaaah dayuuum! Lillian going full Spanish to announce Kalisto and Bertie? Do I have to fix my trousers like The Rock again???!!!

Suddenly I think Bertie gonna lose this match, I have a feeling Swagger gonna f**k it up for Bertie… the feud is lit again this time for the US Title…

NOPE!!! Kalisto was denied!!! Bertie faces Roman Reigns! That should be an interesting contest…

Note: Sheamus is nowhere to be seen… I’m just saying…

But now… Charlotte and Paige must sign the contract for the Divas championship…

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Look how Paige cocks her foot up on the table… I hope she falls off the chair and lands on her backside!

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Is it me or is Charlotte making herself more attractive ever since she won the championship? Hey it works for me – can’t believe she said she wanted to be like Paige…

One thing about the Infamous Informer, he is not an emotional man… I can’t stand to see all this crying and bullsh!t… X-Factor is THAT WAY CHARLOTTE!

How the f**k is Paige gonna run down Ric Flair??? #WrestlingIsStoryline but I can’t stand her, I lost respect for her, she come from a wrestling family herself… F**K PAIGE. She ain’t SH!T.

Well at least Paige is doing her job really well.. I can’t think of another woman I really hated in the WWE… But Charlotte, she run down your family… you know what that means? If you have to get disqualified just to f**k up Paige, you know what? I don’t blame you! About time this little b!tch learnt manners and got knocked the f**k out like Holly did to Ronda!

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Monday Night Raw #1171, November 2, 2015!!!

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I wanna give a BIG SHOUT OUT to Jerry the King Lawler. That man is officially indestructible. He was calling a match, then he had heart attack, and Lawler defeated death. Most recently he was in a car accident. The man emerged with not one scratch pon him. Defeated death again! You think he’s somehow related to that Hayden Panettierre cheerleader girl in Heroes? I’m sure he has had dirty thoughts about her… she’s young after all…

GRANT BODY – P!

We are celebrating 25 years of the Don of Dons! Shout out to WWE.Com who got the divas all dressed up in sexy Undertaker like wear! Throughout this week’s blog you will see the divas in their ‘Undertaker’ gear… GOD DAYUUUUM!!!

RAW #1171! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

wwf logoYo I got that new WWE2K16! On PS3 though. Because PS4 costs too much!!! People – I put it like this – it’s an eyelash BETTER than WWE2K14 on last gen, which means WWE2K15 is straight garbage! Take that sh!t back to the store and trade the sh!t in! I have it on good authority that the PS4/XBoxOne versions are brilliant. COP YOURS NOW!!!

Let’s start this sh!t! Uh-Oh… Roman Reigns! Please Roman, don’t talk longer than 5 minutes! Just be straight up, tell Seth Rollins you’re gonna beat out his blodclart, then go back up the stairs!!!

He actually took my advice!!! Well done Reigns! That’s all you need!

Forget what Rollins said, he was actually gonna go down and test Reigns! But the Authority just had to show up… but that’s ok..that Stephanie… sexy f**ka!!!!

AAAAAH SH!T! We gonna have a Survivor Series jump off on RAW? Team Rollins Vs Team Reigns! WHAAAT! But why have I got this feeling Team Rollins gonna teef and brukk up Roman’s team before the match even happens? Then Reigns gotta run the gauntlet? Will we see Triple Teef sing Another One Bites The Dust again?

Talking of the video above, Dolph Ziggler is set for action… now he got this beef going with Tyler Breeze, the new battyman of the WWE. Yes, Ziggler has passed the baton on! Tyler Breeze, a man of phenomenal skill, is wearing frilly boots, loves himself, and wears pink wrestling tights. Sorry guys… that’s GAY!

Ziggler fighting Owens… oh dear… it will be a great contest, but Ziggler cannot withstand Owens pop-up powerbomb super move!

Ziggler leg mash-up though… Come on Owens – Charlie Horse that muthaf***a! KILL HIM!!! And KILL TYLER BREEZE while you’re at it!

And another thing – Tyler Breeze taking selfies – that’s GAY as well – yeah I said it! Now in the Smack talk Centre we have a dude who takes selfies – We call him #MrSelfie, but he doesn’t act like he loves himself and sh!t! He takes selfies with his fans!

I will say that is OUTTA ORDA & Bright what Breeze did, Ziggler all f**ked up on the canvas and Breeze taking selfie right by him! HE CAN’T DO THAT!

You know what I don’t understand, if you wrestling fans love Cesaro so much, why is it that there is a small Cesaro section in every arena and not the capacity crowd? Doesn’t sound logical to me…

Now Stardust & The Ascension are running around with ‘Stardust Section’ banners over their head too… these Ascension guys have lost direction, they are supposed to be official bad men who strike fear into every tag team! Now no-one is scared of these guys!

I knew that WACK Swagger would get involved in this Del Rio/Colter sh!t… didn’t I tell you that last week? At least the ignited feud has given Swagger something to do…

Now Zeb – don’t talk about my Canadian people like that (“I’d ask the Canadian people to join us if they were not so simple-minded”) Just because you now supporting Bertie… does not mean I like you – I DON’T! I keeps it real – if the Infamous Informer don’t like you – then damnit – HE DON’T LIKE YOU! Whether you turn face or heel!

Check it – WWE are promoting Batista and his new James Bond movie! We have not seen the last of he who despite the fact he’s a Wu-Tang Fan, insists on wearing skinny jeans and funny looking Bluetista attire!

FOR REAL!!! NOW INDIA have the WWE Network???!!! I gotta say WWE how could you disrespect Cena’s most loyal fans like that? By acquiring India, revenue is gonna go through the roof with John Cena (or should I say Jhon Chyena) as the most watched superstar on the network! UK fans – APOLOGISE to WWE – we acted like spoilt brats when we wanted our network!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

OH HELL 2 THE NO!!! That blubbering potato stick in his beard Wyatt has teefed Undertaker and Kane’s powers??!! He can summon Thunder, Lightning & Fire??? He’s DONE IT NOW!!!!

But since Undertaker is due on Smackdown next week in the UK, I love to see how this plays out! But The GRANT SAYS THIS: NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THAT POWER…

OH NO!!!! Looks like Team Rollins is complete! joining Rollins: Kevin Owens, and The New Day! Once again – the New Day killed me! They used the Power of Positivity on Seth Rollins and guess what – IT WORKED! Rollins is there, dancing to the New Day Trombone! HA! HA! HA! HA!

Roman Reigns team is yet to be completed… but we don’t need to worry about that – it’s time for the laydeez!!!

Winner faces Charlotte at the Survivor Series joint! It is painfully obvious who is gonna win, so I’m gonna back Sasha, because she is Team B.A.D. and that’s how it goes!

YES! LOVE IT! Sasha kicked Paige out the ring and said “That’s right! This is MY HOUSE now!” TELL HER SASHA!!!

I love Sasha as much as the next man, but I’m gonna keep it real. Why does Sasha look like she bleached her skin? Answers on a postcard – tweet me @MZATheInfamous!

Sasha is fine but Naomi is still the sexiest woman on the roster – YEAH I SAID IT!

Meanwhile Becky Lynch is getting it in and beating out Paige’s blodclart!

Did Becky just… did she just drop a triple super plex on Paige, Sasha and Brie from the top? I think she did! That was off the hook!

Brie dropping the Yes kicks, Sasha issuing everybody Bank Statements, but that b!tch Paige hit Becky with the Ram-Paige super move… damnit!!! But was it surprising? Of course it wasn’t! Time for Charlotte to KILL the Anti-Diva once and for all!!

REPRESENTING TEAM REIGNS! Roman, Deano, The Ryback, and THE USOS! They’re BACK!! Roman called to his family!!! Now this Survivor Series match can jump off!

Look at Xavier running off his mouth like ‘I GOT THIS!’ – BLAOW! A ‘super kick’ in Xavier’s jawbone! Oh dear, the suoer kick is not sacred anymore… but let’s be real, there was a unique way how HBK did it.. he personalised that move. You were all jerking off when Ziggler did it and you named him the next HBK! So to that I say – SHUDDUP!

Oh dear the Power of Positivity is not working for The New Day! Kingston has been eliminated! Big E kicked in the door and hit the Big Ending Super Move on Jey Uso – BLAOW! He’s eliminated!

Jimmy Uso, with ANOTHER super kick to Big E, The remaining table saving member finds himself on the outside, Jimmy goes Uso Crazy, but runs right into a pop-up powerbomb from Owens – BLAOW!! Back Brukk!!

Ryback responds… Shell shock to Big E!!!

Rollins jumps in. Pedigree! The PEDIGREE to The Ryback!

Owens & Rollins teaming up and ,mashing up Ambrose, but they failed to realise that Lunatics have the strength of 10 men! Dirty Deeds to Owens – BLAOW!!! Now the tables are turned! Only Rollins left! He can’t take the pressure, so he thought f**k it – Steel chair to the gut of Ambrose – a shot to the back of Roman Reigns – I’m out this b!tch!

You may not like that but it masks who could possibly win in the title match… and that’s the science behind that! But Deano – talk to your girl – she took it upon herself to let us drool over her!

 

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Monday Night Raw #1168, October 12, 2015!!!

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Last week, we celebrated t!tt!£$. It actually goes on all month… save the t!tt!£$ people! So I might throw up more T!tty pics for you guys the likes of which will make Dean Ambrose proud… Shout out to Rusev! He made sure he engaged Lana’s t!tt!£$! Shout out to Travis Browne! He committed the ultimate crime! But I can’t see you jabronies tryna fight a heavyweight UFC fighter because he’s getting in Ronda Rousey’s panties! You best cry in the car!

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Global Force Wrestling coming on the telly! While the Million Man March was NOT on the telly! DISRESPECT! Then BET expect us to watch their bullsh!t @$$ awards where Machine Gun Wellie is likely to win best Hip Hop Award…

THIS WEEK WE DON’T CELEBRATE COLUMBUS DAY! HE DIDN’T DISCOVER SH!T! SHOUT OUT TO MY CANADIANS CELEBRATING THEIR THANKSGIVING! RAW #1168! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

wwf logoOn saying that, I’d rather the Chicago crowd chant Christopher Columbus… than chant that CM Princess Peach B!tch… If I hear that chant… I WILL go off on one.. Y’all Been Warned like the Wu-Tang Clan!

Glenn is in charge people!!! Triple & Steph are late maybe because they are engaging in maybe the mile high club… but Glenn has put himself up against Seth Rollins in a lumberjack match??? He can’t do that??!!! He said he will be professional!

Oh for real? Dean Ambrose is gonna open RAW? He’s looking for a fight? Hold up… Randy likes to kick people in their head… they could work something out here!

Hell In A Cell match announced!!! Randall and Dean Vs The Wyatt bwoy dem! Enough talk guys! OH NO THE NEW DAY IS HERE!!! Chicago Crowd chanting NEW DAY ROCKS!!! OHHH SH!T!!!

Don’t argue with me – I had my hearing tested recently at the hospital – tests come back normal!

The New Day throwing lyrics at Randy Orton & Deano and even Randall had to laugh!

Glenn appears on the titantron like – “If you play with fire, you get burned…. it’s a safety hazard in my office!” HAHAHAHA! If The New Day ain’t killing me, Glenn Kane is!!!

Let’s start this sh!t! The New Day Vs Randall & Deano!

I hope Xavier plays Deano or Randall’s theme while they getting brukk up!

HAHAHA!!! Deano & Randall on a one-ups man ship on how to systematically brukk up their opponent! Sorry Big E, this is jokes! So these two are talking strategy, then Kofi Kingston tries to intervene and gets clapped down!!! HAHAHA!!!

I love The New Day but I have a question… why doesn’t the referee acknowledge Xavier’s Trombone?

I have another question: Are WWE thinking about putting together a New Day DVD? I hope so! That would be an instant purchase!

AAAAAH SH!T!!! The New Day defeated Deano & Randall! Oh my goodness! Don’t be sour ladies because your boy Randall got pinned!!!

The Hell In A Cell theme is wack!!! Don’t worry… The Infamous Informer, Grant Body – P! will have an alternative for you…

Stay tuned…

I guess Nikki is going to defeat my beautiful and brilliant Naomi isn’t she to make her look like she ready for the war at the Hell In A Cell joint…. I understand – wrestling is storyline, but remember this – Sasha’s feud with Bayley is done… So hold tight Sasha, your time soon come!

See? Even Raw had to show the highlights of the Takeover Respect main event last week…

Capacity crowd in the All State Arena chanting for Sasha… Yeah I want Sasha too, I want Tamina as well, and as for Naomi…. GUESS WHO LOVES HER MORE!!! I’ll give you a clue… NOT YOU!
Stop with this – who started the Divas Revolution sh!t… I told you – I STARTED IT! Because when you jabronies were going toilet, I stood there and supported the women…

GWARN NAOMI! KICK NIKKI UP!!!!

Damnit! That medalling Brie took the mic and started chanting – WE WANT SASHA! I see what you tryna do b!tch… you tryna drive a wedge between Team BAD so that you BellaDashians remain the most dominant team in the long war! NO! We just had the Million Man March! If there was a time that Team BAD stick together it would be NOW!

Paige voted most unconventional WWE superstar! Well Paige, meet the most unconventional blogger in sports entertainment! I keeps it real up in this b!tch! They say opposites attract… NOT IN THIS CASE!

GRANT BODY-P!

JOHN CENA SUUUUUUCKS! JOHN CENA SUUUUUUCKS! Kinda catchy don’t you agree! but it is now time for the US Title Open Challenge! The symbol of opportunity and excellence!

No use sucking up to the fans Cena – Oh yeah – that’s what you do! JOHN CENA SUUUUUUCKS! Hey – don’t mistake me for a hater… I LIKE JOHN CENA! I hate Cena haters – there’s a difference! Who gonna step up this week?

Will Ziggler turn up this time?? YES! Well… I don’t like the guy but if anyone can beat Cena, it’s this man right here! You might as well win that muthaf***a because Lana turned her back pon yuh!!! you ‘stupid American’!

LANA – P!!!

AAAAH SH!T!!!! Cena stops a match because someone proposed and the lady said YES…. That’s f**ked up! Shots fired!!! Ziggler must be thinking – ‘You F**ker!!!’

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AAAH NO WAY! After another awesome contest, Cena retained the symbol of opportunity and excellence… tell me, is this US open Challenge on WWE2K16? Mind you – it’s the same as what it was on WWE2K15…

What the hell is going on back there on Triple and Stephanie’s side of the phone? All I hear is Stephanie cussing… answers on a postcard please! Tweet the Infamous Informer @MZATheInfamous!

Dudley Boys Vs The Ascension…. This won’t last long – I take a leak – come back and then this match will be over…

Told you didn’t I? I came back and I saw the 3D and that’s all I wrote!

GRANT BODY – P!

Now this match should be entertaining… Cesaro & Neville Vs Sheamus & Barrett… slightly different to what I usually see these days…

In a way it would be f**ked up if they put Cesaro and Neville as a tag team… these guys should be elevating, and considering how Tyson Kidd is out the game…

Anyway Barrett & Sheamus won the match… 3 minutes later…

NEXT MATCH – Roman Reigns Vs Braun Strowman… I can’t see a decisive winner in this one… you know Wyatt gonna intervene and start his sh!t…

Meanwhile this will be STC’s theme tune for Hell In A Cell…

Seems like the crowd love Roman Reigns… Haha ‘So you can’t hear me or something?’ I like that! The fans dropping the WHAT chant on Reigns and he hits back!

Aaaah the fans are getting him now! BOOOORRRINNNG!!! Yo Roman you the man but Braun Strowman gotta get out here NOW!

Now that’s nice… that’s all you had to say Roman! No need for a dissertation – just say ‘Wyatt, once the door locks in that cell, you gonna wish you were in there with anyone but me!’

Er, again Roman, you da man, but I can think of THREE people who I would NOT be in that cell with… one is a BEAST… the other is THE GAME… and the other…………the undisputed MASTER of the Cell!

Even if Brock defeats Taker a second time in the cell, Undertaker remains the Undisputed Master of The Cell – because Brock won’t be doing the sh!t that Undertaker has done!

Come on Reigns! You can take Strowman! You nearly had Brock Lesnar beat for goodness sake!

You mean to tell me Strowman couldn’t manage Reigns??? Harper had to try and teef? HA! Superman punch to Strowman – BLAOW! Right over the announce table… Reigns jumps back into the ring for a count out victory! I didn’t think I’d see a victory but I knew the Wyatts would try to teef…

Wyatt tryna bait Roman in to fight… then he spreads his arms like – Follow the Buzzards! Reigns approaches him and box him right inna him face!!!! AAAH SH!T!!!

AAAAAH SH!T the star himself is here! RUSEV THE SUPER ATHLETE! You know Chicago are on that smark sh!t… watch them chant Lana…aaaah sh!t!!! Mike Cole has announced the real engagement on TMZ! They are integrating it in the storyline! Summer Rae you are really a dumb b!tch ain’t you!

OH NO!!! Summer Rae putting Rusev on BLAST!!! This is how WWE have switched up the storyline??? I give WWE props for that… this could result in a face turn for Rusev along with Lana or Summer Rae turns face (unlikely) Lana turns back heel and calls Summer Rae a ‘Stupid American’! Either way WWE have fixed it! That’s what the creative team are paid to do! Vince – give em a raise!

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For real? Kalisto and Kevin Owens get more ring time? Not saying they don’t deserve it – they DO but it’s knowing that Neville Cesaro Barrett & Sheamus basically said YES SIR on the register!

Word is that Team PCB is now Team NBC (with Natalya in effect…) I know Paige did not say that she can treat Becky and Charlotte ANY WAY SHE WANTS??? I see it as an age thing – Paige sees it as a tenure thing… I’m sorry, but if a little brat 10 years my junior tries to boss me around on some bullsh!t – you’ll soon see how quick they get a slap in the mouth… Robin wouldn’t treat Batman like that???

OH NO!!!! Triple & Steph found out who Seth Rollins was fighting! They said under NO CIRCUMSTANCES is Glenn going out there!!! But Glenn is still smiling about the authority’s decision!!! OHHH SH!T!!!

You know why? Because Triple said ‘I don’t care who you put in your place – as long as it’s NOT YOU… understand?’

Glenn is like – I understand… Glenn can’t fight… but KANE CAN!

The Lumberjacks are out… including the New Day! OH NO!!!! This cannot be good!!!

I think the Trombone is out there too!

The Lumberjacks are doing their job here! Seth gets thrown out, The Lumberjacks work hard!

Kane gets thrown out, the Lumberjacks don’t do sh!t!!!

Apart from Big Show – Sean Price punch to Kane – PPPPPPP!!!!

Seth Rollins is now at an advantage… if he stays on him, he could defeat the Big Red Machine!

SWITCH!!!! Why did the lumberjacks rush Kane like that??? What were they tryna accomplish doing that? Kane dropping chokeslams everywhere… and then the Tombstone to Rollins – BLAOW!!!!

You see me? I was never gonna watch BET anyway… I don’t know why Hip Hop Heads tune in hoping that their favourite rapper will win award… then they get angry when Mackelmore wins or something… That’s one thing I gotta say about my people… STOP FOOLING YOURSELF!

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Monday Night Raw #1161, August 24, 2015!!!

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0325_vince-mcmahon-wrestling_1024x576-e1395844800718What’s wrong Internet Wrestling B!tches? Don’t you want to wish Vincent Kennedy a Happy 70th Birthday? What’s wrong with you? Because you didn’t like the finishes of the main events at Summerslam??? Cena lost… that’s what you wanted right??? What – Seth ‘cheated’? He’s a HEEL!!! That’s what Steve Austin said right? This sh!t has been happening from before you born, you’ve been watching this sh!t for 40+ years… you still ain’t had no pu$$y.. and only now you’re complaining? ARE YOU DUMB MUTHAF***A??!!!

#WHOEVERLOSESIWIN! B!TCH!

RAW #1161! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZTriple says Summerslam lived up to the hype… well 90% of these idiots think otherwise… oh sh!t – they really gonna do a statue for Rollins??!!! WHOA!!! It’s gonna be unveiled TONIGHT!!! (At time of writing this!) THIS IS WHAT I CAME TO SEE!!!

OHHHHHHH SH!!!!!!!!T!!!! Somebody is FUUUUUMING!!! Unless you have been under a rock… The Don of Dons actually tapped out but the ref didn’t see it… the timekeeper rang the bell… if he’s eligible to do that, why doesn’t he do it every time there’s a DQ or underhanded tactics? F**KOUTTAHERE!

For real? Brock wants to face the Don of Dons now? Funny that how so knowledgable Heyman is in Social Media and Internet… he should know that Undertaker dun flew back to Texas…

Bo Dallas should have flew back to Texas… how about SUPLEX CITY B!TCH??!!!!

It’s like the red ring of death was floating over Bo’s head! Half a dozen suplexes… and an F5…. I’ll get my black suit and dark glasses…

FuneralI should shed tears for Bo Dallas but….

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Presenting the new World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions…. THE NEW DAY!!!!! THEY ARE KILLING IT WITH THE TROMBONE!!!! Since when did they become 10x even more funny?!!!

You still not feeling their gimmick wrestling fools???

Xavier is outta order and bright! He can’t play the trombone while The New Day are contest…..MUTHAF***A!!!! THE DUDLEY BOYZ???!!!!

I THOUGHT THESE CATS WERE IN TNA LAST WEEK???? THEY JUST BRUKK UP THE NEW DAY AND PUT EM THROUGH A TABLE – BLAOW!!!!!

THIS IS AUTOMATICALLY BETTER THAN SUMMERSLAMS!!!!

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Damn the statue exists!!!! THIS IS WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT! #WrestlingIsStoryline!!!!

I’m still marking the f**k out… Wyatts, Shield I love you but yo – I can’t speak on your rematch now – That was OFF THE HOOK!

WTF NOW????? WHO THE F**K IS THAT??? BLOODY BIG WYATT MUTHAF***A JUST DESTROYED THE SHIELD!!!! I mean…. He choked them out and threw them around like rag doll!!! HOLY F**K!!! Why didn’t all this happen at Summerslams?????

THIS MUTHAF***A HASN’T EVEN BEEN IN NXT APPARENTLY!

No one’s even interested in your Miz TV…. actually yes they are! COME THRU PAIGE! CHARLOTTE! BECKY!

Er Miz… Saying you mastered the Figure Four to Charlotte is almost as dumb as Bo Dallas earlier! Tell him Charlotte – look where that got him!!!!

Paige – SHUT THE F**K UP – your voice is f**k!n horrible!StraightOuttaCompton(5)

Didn’t these BellaDashian jabronies lose to PCB at Summerslams???? These b!tches need to shut the f**k up as well?

In three weeks and one day (22 days).. that’s what, RAW after Night of Champions, Nikki hits the 300??? One more title defense left (at least) and she’s done it??? Backing Nikki (unless her opponent is any member of Team BAD!)

But the crowd wants Lana???? I mean, Lana is a sexy muthaf***a but she doesn’t fit into the equation you dummies!

Too much foolishness going on in the STC page – some people haven’t grasped the idea of spoiler threads… and I’m missing this great Diva’s contest!

NO – Not the dreaded CM P**K chant??? What is wrong with these idiots? How retarded are you?

God damn muthaf****az tryna spoil sh!t while RAW is on… I’m like a Wu-Tang Ninja – I’m Swinging Swords left and right – I’m not the boss but you will respect my authoritaaaaaaah!!!

Just in case you forgot who I am, I am the Infamous Informer, Fellow Admin of the FB group – WWE smack talk centre. I am militant, but fair…. GRANT BODY -P!!! The links are at the bottom of the page. Request to Join – Don’t be a Weirdo!

Here he is – The dude who cost Cena the title at Summerslams – This dude needs to talk! But not really – it’s not hard to figure out – he’s a wrestling fan like you and me! (Well not quite like me…) He’s on that Cena hating bandwagon – he don’t want Cena to hit 16 title reigns and match Ric Flair’s record!

HOLY SH!T!!!! RIC FLAIR N!&&@!!!! RIC FLAIR IS HERE!!!! SH!T!

But Flair may give Cena the approval! OFFICIALLY! He said it in interviews!

CONFIRMED! Ric Flair was pulling for Cena!

Now Cena is coming out to beat out Jon Stewart’s blodclart!

Oh man!!!! Cena always talks truth! He gave people like Owens, Neville & Zayn a chance and elevated the mid card divsion…look at Jon Stewart working brain on Cena…yes he can win back the title… but look Jon Stewart… I gotta over the streak broken… in time fans will get over the inevitable… it’s only been delayed… then again fans haven’t got over HBK in Montreal, even though HBK and Bret Hart play WWE2K16 together – they have an advanced beta copy you see.

HBK BRETCena Haters are the worst. You know why? Because 95% of them cannot back it with an intelligent response…it’s like convincing the Ku Klux Klan that black people are great… The ignorance is off the chart and they cannot be reasoned with or bargained with.

Hey – shout out to Lana! She ditched the blouse and skirt and has gone all out! Let’s get a picture of this sexy b!tch!

Lana new lookShame Ziggler ruined the picture…

GRANT BODY – P!

You know The New Day is so over with the fans that they use the New Day clap with anything now…on this case the 8 man tag match with Orton/Ziggler/Ryback/Cesaro Vs Sheamus/Rusev/Big Show/Kevin Owens! it’s getting up there with the Yes Chant and the What? Chant too… which is near 15 years old! But you complain about Austin on the cover of this year’s game… you retarded fools!

Oh dear – Big Slow made a mistake – punched Sheamus thru school buses… Orton hit the RKO – BLAOW! Orton picks up the W, but Rusev & Owens don’t like that! Owens hits the Rusev assisted cannonball into Big Show, then  kicks Big Show in his mouth corner, Ryback & Cesaro hold Big Show high up, Randall with another RKO – BLAOW!!! Do I feel sorry for Big Show? I should, but I don’t…

Braun Strauman is his name? Abigail’s Black Sheep??? Aaaah man… Roman… you and Ambrose cannot defeat him… you will have to call for back up…

Saomoa Joe back up

Meme courtesy of STC member Craig Blick

The grand ceremony is about to begin and John Cena has been thrown out the building! OH NO! Surely nothing can go wrong!!!

Wait a minute, I just thought… you don’t think the Birthday man himself is gonna turn up and ruin this… DID YOU??

OH SH!T!!! Stephanie just mentioned him!!!! LET’S JOIN AND SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

Hold up…. you don’t think Vincent Kennedy IS THE STATUE??? “IT’S ME ROLLINS!!!”

The STC may think Kane is the dude in the statue!

Enough talk already! Let us see!!!!

MUTHAF***A!!!! STING???!!! STC’S MANNY G CALLED IT!!! HOLY SH!T!!! NO WAY! He just beat out Rollins Blodclart! My god – THIS EPISODE OF RAW MAY JUST BE A CANDIDATE FOR OMG MOMENT OF THE YEAR! Notice, as one leaves (Undertaker) another enters (Sting)! Now it’s official! Triple TEEF just said it – At Night of Champions… Seth Rollins defends the WWE Championship against STING!

The question remains – what about Cena? Well I suppose he gets his rematch clause for the US Title…

#DOTHEKNOWLEDGE

#GETINTHECHAIR

#WHOEVERLOSESIWIN

IT DON’T GET NO BETTER! STC 4 LIFE…..BEEEEEEEATCHHHHH!

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