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Monday Night Raw #1143, April 20, 2015!!!

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On a real though… get your high on. For me it’s beats, rhymes & life. Shout out to Lost Boyz, they got the tune called – Music Makes Me High. Whatever gets you high, even if it’s this wrestling sh!t, GET HIGH. Happy 4:20 Ninjas & Ninjarettes!

I’m the Infamous Informer, a.k.a. The Daywalker… and I have NO sympathy, NO compassion, NO remorse…welcome to RAW before Extreme Rules! We got STC’s Taran Wright representing! HOL’DAT BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZChocolate Hob Nobs, Supermalt, Tamara Loveset & Ani James on Babestation in case RAW gets wack in places… I’m ready to go!

Oh snap! What’s the cage doing there??? If you see a cage on Raw, it usually means somebody gonna get buss arse in that b!atch!

Word on the street is Seth Rollins super move – the Curb Stomp is banned… how ironic is that when he said last week that the RKO is banned at Extreme Rules!!!!

OH NO! Randall cuting his promo, saying he’s gonna break Seth’s jaw?!!!! He just confirmed he’s gonna kick Seth in his head!!!! He said banning the RKO don’t mean sh!t!!!!! I KNEW IT!!!

Seth promises that Randall won’t leave the champion! I believe him! And Randall promises that everyone gonna get RKO’d!!!! Ahhhh the memories of Austin interrupting everyone’s matches and dropping stunners on muthaf***az!

Now it makes me wonder, was Randall’s language and ‘Austin-esque’ demeanor subtle hints of the attitude era that you can get on WWE Network for £9.99???

Now if I was Ambrose & Harper… I’d be careful… Voices gonna be chatting to Randall tonight! That’s all I’m saying!

Harper – there’s no point throwing Ambrose off the stage…. remember back in the days??? when there were stacks of tables awaiting the victim? Mick Foley and Chainsaw Charlie knows! Eric Bischoff knows!!! Kurt Angle knows!!!!

Ok they got away… but New Day and Lucha Dragons may not be so lucky… imagine fighting on edge knowing that Randall could strike at any moment?

By the way IWC b!tches – don’t complain that Randall is wrecking great wrestling matches – you loved that sh!t in 98 when Austin did it! So SHUDDUP!

Well, you guys say ‘New Day Sucks’… so they gonna start acting like it – Xavier Woods held the Lucha man’s legs and prevent them from going to Extreme Rules to fight Cesaro and Tyson Kidd! I thought you were about positivity guys? I warned you didn’t I??? Randall Orton – RKO to Kofi Kingston – BLAOW!!!! Even Big E was like ‘Randall don’t hit me no more!!!’

WTF is this??? Curtis Axel tryna dance on some Fandango sh!t???? Yo Randall – get back out here!!!! In the meantime, Tamara – entertain the Daywalker!!!!

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All you jabronies talking about who would win between Batman & Superman… Blade would f**k em both up!!!!

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Yeaaaah thank goodness!!! My Dude Triple TEEF!!!! He got some sh!t to say about Tough Enough… ok ssshhhhh…

Yes Triple I’m sure a lot of those fat muthaf***az have dreamed of being a WWE superstar… yes so has the Infamous Informer, I got my music and everything… matter fact let me show you how it would go…

 

So what I lost to Ryback…. Ryback is a bad man!

Anyway back to this sh!t… Glenn is handing in his notice to Triple in two weeks? Seth is running his mouth, Glenn now speaking like Kane???? OHHHH SH!!!!!T!!!! Triple, just give Kane back his mask!!! Word up I can’t stand this suit wearing Glenn… well I don’t really but it’s knowing what he was like – the man had Undertaker shook for crying out loud!

Anyway Paige – it’s NEVER your house!!! Here comes my star! The Wife that got away! Naomi! She gonna take on

The MAN in the PURPLE SUIT!

Brie Bella! and Brie… you gotta sexy body I’ll give you that…. you still gon lose!

Hold up – Triple is like – ‘you are corporate, you are no longer hell fire & brimstone…’ they teasing that sh!t people!!!

That’s one thing me & Seth agree on – DESTROY Ziggler! Ok that’s enough – Naomi -the STAR! Come out girl!

They need to change her music too… It won’t be long before I find something suitable…

I’m so glad Paige is out the game! It’s NOT YOUR HOUSE! Keep your @$$ in the hospital!!!!

GET HER NAOMI! DESTROY BRIE COMPLETELY!!!!

I GOT IT!!!! Naomi’s new theme tune according to Grant, because like Angela Davis, Naomi don’t take no sh!t!!!!!!

You listen to that tune – No Nonsense… Straight to the point, Stand for what you believe!!!!! That’s why I love Naomi, go out and get what’s yours girl! The World Wrestling Federation Divas Champion!!!!

Next victim – Heath Slater! What was that about being new US Champ Heath??? RKO – BLAOW!!!!! Erick Rowan had sense and walked away because he knew!!!!!

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Yep – my dude Roman Reigns can’t cut a promo to you guys, so he’s like f**k that – I feel like fighting! He wants to f**k up the Big S…. Bo Dallas???? Dude – turn back! BO-Lieve you can Run For The Hills!!!! This guy is hard ears – he gonna get punched in his mouth for saying something slick….

Yep – what did I tell ya! Well Roman & Big Show gonna fight til only one man can stand up…I notice the booing has stopped for Reigns now! Wait til he goes for the title again…

Yes – I can ryde to Sheamus new music… the IWC hating on the stipulation – ‘Kiss My Arse’ matc – Wack Ryder is still employed by WWE???? I smell just another victim! (Shout out to Tazz, he left the TNA joint because they won’t help him decorate the kitchen table!)

I can’t believe he beat up Wack Ryder then asked him if he’s alright???!! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! YES SHEAMUS! He just asked the Albany crowd ‘Are they not entertained’???? Hell yeah I was entertained!

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Any way where was I? Oh yes… the IWC b!tches, I see you hating on the stipulation – so w’happen – you didn’t like it when Jerry The King Lawler had to kiss Bret Hart’s feet? You didn’t like The Rock Vs Billy Gunn match? (I can’t remember who won that one…) And of course – the Vincent Kennedy Kiss My @$$ club? Are you telling me you didn’t like that sh!t??? F**KOUTTAHERE!!! Mad ‘Sports Entertainment’ in YOUR YOUTH – but you want wrestling… do you know how dumb you sound? That’s what The Infamous Informer does – Catches you f***az out every time!

Muthaf***az still hating on Cena…there’s no helping them… I mean really. I’m glad I’m not one of them people… their life must be mad miserable!

Hold up – Cena & Rusev gotta touch all four corners to win the Russian Chain match? F**k the four corners – destroy each other with the chain! I’m sure Triple & Kane didn’t do that at Judgment Day 2001!

Shout out to Mike Knoxxx – it’s true – I’m not listening to Cena right now – He’s on some – BLA-BLA-BLA! BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA!!!!!!!

OH SNAP!!!! Wait a minute – Glenn gonna fight Cena for the US title??? Uh-OH!!!! It should be advantage Cena – he hasn’t got his mask on!

Maybe Undertaker actually talked sense into his humanised brother???

Oh snap! Cena tried his 5 moves and Glenn didn’t move!!!! Er…. Cena, I might have to pray for ya…

But Glenn’s Chokeslam didn’t hold Cena down!!!! Glenn sends for the tombstone! Cena counter technique – FU – BLAOW!!! No point getting bex – we knew Cena was gonna win! Waste of time and energy doing that sh!t!

Anyone see The Marine 4???? nah me neither….

Sorry Rusev…. that chain looks like any other chain I’ve seen in the WWE… what’s so ‘Russian’ about it????

Hip Hop fans – that advert that keeps coming on in between RAW – The Windows Spectre 360 – Doesn’t that beat sound a bit J Dilla-ish??? Get at me – PON DI TWITTA – @MZATheInfamous!

Look here now… The Miz & Mizdow fighting over the brand…. what sort of sh!t is that??? Ani James, show me your ‘brand’…

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I’d rather Ani back that @$$ up so I can go Grantington Steele up her cratches!

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YES!!!!! So what if Summer Rae turned evil against MizDow, The Miz takes the mic…. “Because I’m The Miz… and I’m – ” RKO – BLAOW!!! BEAUTIFUL!!!! It was like Austin dropping the stunner to Jeff Jarrett!

I don’t know why Seth keeps f**k!n around with Glenn… J&J security talking sh!t on the twitta… You see how social media can get you inna trouble??? Someone remind Seth that they haven’t banned the chokeslam and the tombstone! Or the car battery and the box of matches for that matter?

Right we gonna find out the truth! Ziggler out to compete against Rollins… has Rollins super move being banned??? Because if the Infamous Informer sees that sh!t executed with precision… I will be building a special chair this week!

Looks like it’s true! I think Rollins found a new super move! That took out Ziggler one ti….. uh-oh… Triple TEEF??? Glenn? The cage is coming down! I knew it! Somebody gonna get f**ked up in that b!tch! Rollins thought he was clever by ‘shielding’ himself no pun intended! The Viper slid in! Rollins tried to escape – RKO – BLAOW!!! Extreme Rules… BOTH super moves banned… Glenn as the ‘gatekeeper’… I mean doesn’t that sound ‘Big red Monster-ish’??? Calling it from now – Rollins retains the title…. KANE next in line at the Payback joint. He gonna find that mask… And THENNNNNNN!!

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Monday Night Raw #1140, March 30, 2015!!!

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Last night I cried Tears Of Joy, What did I do to deserve this?

I’m the Infamous Informer, and I have NO sympathy, NO compassion, NO remorse…welcome to the RAW After Big BIG WrestleMania… can you believe that after the best WrestleMania since X-Seven, we still had grumpy muthaf***az pointing out flaws… you know what, hand in your muthaf***!n WWE card, OK? You not down with the team, and you are only proving to me that it was all about the muthaf***!n attitude era. Sit over there, and watch your Peter Handre bullsh!t on ITV2… you are nothing but a B!TCH!!!

RAW AFTER MANIA: HOL’DAT BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZLet’s start the WrestleMania 32 cycle right!

OOOOHHHHH SH!!!!!T!!!! This man can’t be happy… Brock Lesnar with no title round his waist…. Yo Seth, RUN FOR THE HILLS!

Paul Heyman doesn’t look happy either….

And the crowd chanting SUPLEX CITY!!!! Come on WWE get those merchandising set up! SUPLEX CITY B!TCH!! Do you know how much revenue WWE would make off that alone?

No Heyman! You can’t do that! You would lose a court case on that WWE title sh!t!!! Seth was within his rights to cash his cheque! It was within the one year clause!

Hi Steph! How’s your arm baby girl??? Why is the crowd chanting Ronda Rousey??? HAHAHA! Oh good counter by Stephanie using tricknology to the crowd!

OOOOOH SH!!!!!T! Brock Lesnar is fighting on RAW!!!! Seth, I’m gonna pray for ya….

Dolph Ziggler Vs Danny Bryan for the wrestling fans favourite championship! The same championship STC’s Shadfather calls ‘cursed’!!!!

Great contest! Danny gets the win, HOL’ON! Sheamus is back!! Look at his headtop! Ginger mohawk, beard twiss up, kicking down Dolph & Danny!!!! Why y’all booing? That’s what you wanted right? For Sheamus to turn evil because he went stale???! Gotta rate the crowd though: “YOU LOOK STUPID!!!” I gotta agree! He looks stupid….in a badass way!!!

Hold up – the Lucha Dragons from NXT reppin on RAW???? HELL YEAH THAT IS DAN!!!!!

They are twisting up Cesaro and Kidd! They can’t manage them! They had to retreat one time! Now the crowd chanting ‘New Day Sucks’! OH NO!!!! This is bad! Well not that bad – New Day are being chanted! But there is a solution! #BlackWrestlersMatter

Big up New Day & the Lucha Dragons! Took out the Ascension! They might as well change their name to the Descension because these guys are going down and that’s not cool!

Now they showing vignettes for the kid call Adrian Neville? Ha! new season, new road to WrestleMania 32, and muthaf***az could be future endeavoured!

OH SH!T – Brock just heard Seth Rollins is in the hiz-house…. oh lawd have mercy, I’ma open up my rap bible, and the light will come over the children….

Big up Seth Rollins though, he’s here to compete… a fighting champion!!!! You can’t knock that! Can he send Brock for the Tandem Engine???

Hold on… Rollins is jet lagged? His feet hurt? Oh boy he can see Lesnar is BEX! Seth took my advice! He ran for the hills! J&J security got clotheslined out of their suits! Lesnar pushed over the announce table! JAY-BEE & Booker-T mash-up! Grabs Mike Cole! F5 into the canvas – BLAOW! Grabs the cameraman, Stephanie’s attempt to stop him failed! F5 to the cameraman – BLAOW!!!

OH MY GOD THAT’S ENOUGH!!! THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY DAMNIT!!!

Lesnar suspended indefinitely…. already? He just signed a new contract didn’t he??? OH DEAR!!!

Now we got no commentators! What are we gonna do now? Icy Fresh! Shadfather! Steadx! Get in there and take over!

Stephanie gonna fine him! NO! How is he gonna decorate the kitchen table? Sable can’t be too happy about this??? She gonna starve now!

Damn Bryon Saxton has to run tingz now, and Mizdow is out here on his own fighting Stardust…  You know The Miz gonna f**k this up right? With that I’m gonna find the big man room…

…or maybe not! He used the Miz’s supermove??? Bad mistake…. look who’s here, the @$$hole himself – the Miz…crowd chanting @$$hole! This will be a great compelling feud!

Is Curtis Axel still on this bullsh!t? Yo WrestleMania dun!!! Move on!!!

OH SH!!!!!!!T!!!! The man that gravity forgot! The man they call Neville!!!!! (so they dropped the ‘Adrian’ already…) wrestling fans shut the f**k up – he’s still the same NEVILLE!

Guess what… Cena has another new T-Shirt again!!!! God Damnit!!!! I wonder if the true Cena fans have every single shirt ever released? Cena got more T-shirts than Wu-Tang solo albums!!!

I guess the US Spinner title isn’t making a comeback….shame really…

Well it’s an open challenge! Who wants to test John Cena? Rusev? NOPE – Dean Ambrose!!!! I suppose he’s ready to do this considering he mashed up through those ladders at WrestleMania!

God bless Jerry Lawler… Bryon needed help, he can’t do this sh!t alone!

SPOILER ALERT – Cena wins! Still an awesome match, and a show of respect… fans don’t like that… the fans don’t like anything!!!

Now Seth Rollins has mouth now that Brock has gone to…. pay those bills so to speak…. but he must have forgotten about Randall… who actually brukk up his clart at WrestleMania! Clearly Seth ain’t tryna defend his title… fighting champion my crusty foot bottom! Glenn & Big Show got Rollins back… who Randall gonna send foGrant Body Pr? I can think of Roman… but the fans don’t like him (the fickle idiots…) or what about… oh f**k that – the divas are on!

Well f**k you stupid stream… even you don’t know #AWomansWorth… the stupid sh!t had to freeze up and I missed the match…. had to restart this sh!t – nah they need to put Raw on the muthaf***k!n Network!

Considering this is the RAW after Mania it hasn’t been as good as previous Raw after Mania episodes… at the same time I like that because it’s a slap in the face of the IWC who have a kick out of trashing the biggest show and then looking forward to the Raw after… on that note – f**k you Heelbook… you sons of b!tches!!!!

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Word is Randall got Ryback in his team… the other gotta be Roman Reigns surely!

Note to fans – just because you hate Roman Reigns – don’t get in his face on some bullsh!t – if he pushes you one side – IT’S YOUR FAULT OK! Don’t be a d!ckhead!

Oh dear trouble at the STC – I had to sort out some admin business… so I missed the main event. But hold on!!! Sting is on the WWE Network!!!! OH SH!T…. if what I think happens… I’m gonna mark the f**k out!!!

Sting – I know you heard that chant!!!! Stop trippin!

What the hell is Mr Bo-Lieve doing here???? Dude you are asking for a scorpion death drop super move kid! Turn back!

Well that was disappointing!!! I mean Raw was good but man…. Lesson to be learned – stop taking the p!$$ out of the show of shows. That blasted in your face if you ask me….

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Monday Night Raw #1139, March 23, 2015!!!

 

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SHOUT OUTS:

Big up The Perfect Plex Talk Radio massive on BDSIR Network… Yes I was on their show this week…. YOU KNOW WRESTLEMANIA IS HERE!!!

Big up the PWL crew… yes – your boy is gonna be special guest enforcer in a live match…. and yes Venom I see you… sitting in your ‘throne’… Well THE GRANT SAYS – I was a King in my previous life!
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YOU KNOW WRESTLEMANIA IS HERE!!!

Snoop Dogg is in the hiz-house! He wants to get his wicked way with the divas!!!!

YOU KNOW WRESTLEMANIA IS HERE!!!

I’m the Infamous Informer, and I have NO sympathy, NO compassion, NO remorse, especially for you Roman Reigns haters if he happens to defeat Brock at WrestleMania!!!

YOU GOTTA BE EXCITED NOW!!! RAW #1139, HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZUh-Oh….RAW didn’t start from their tribute to that Perro dude who passed away last Friday at AAA…. clearly wrestling purists ain’t gonna like that…

OH SNAP!!!! STING OPENS THE SHOW!!! YOU KNOW WRESTLEMANIA IS HERE!

Mike Cole just called him ‘The Icon’ Sting…. Wrestling B!tches shut the f**k up!

Oh… I preferred the Sting that didn’t say sh!t and f**ked people up with his bat…. never mind….

He’s only here to take down the evil TRIPLE TEEF!!!!!

He should take ‘out’ Stephanie McMahon too while he’s at it..

Wait a minute – Stephanie stealing The Rock’s words in her promo?? She can’t do that!

Stephanie – you can’t say that about dogs? If you say they are ‘Loyal’… how do you explain Undertaker????

Steph was gonna slap Sting! And no doubt she would have done it! But Sting’s reflexes are powerful!

I thought Triple Teef would have come out in his jeans and leather jacket and all that! Look at Stephanie’s face as she draws for the hammer!!!!

But Sting sends for his baseball bat! Swinging it around like he’s ready to hit Triple out the park!

YOU KNOW WRESTLEMANIA IS HERE!

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Nikki Bella wins! AJ elbowed Paige accidentally, knocks her out, Nikki takes advantage, hits the Rack attack – BLAOW!!!!

Another match that’s happening that you wanted at WrestleMania but it’s not… Dolph Ziggler Vs Danny Bryan… this is the part where fans computers are at risk… because wrestling fans have a knack for masturbating over technical matches like these!

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I knew that dutty Snoop Dogg would be partying with the diva dem!!!! He’s on that SnoopMania!!! That is a slap in the face to AxelMania…. well not in my case!!!! Hold up – you think he might get a Axel Vs Snoop at WrestleMania???

OH SNAP – the original Hulkamania is here!!!! Ok Axel you might be in trouble now!!!! Did you do the gimmick justice??? Hulk Hogan just quoted some of Snoop’s songs!!! And says Axel’s smoking Angel Dust!

YOU KNOW WRESTLEMANIA IS HERE!!!

Hogan box down Axel! Snoop dashed Axel out the ring! But Snoop – don’t do the Hulk celebration… your arms ain’t built for that!!!

Ok Cesaro & Tyson is fighting the Jobberdores… this is the part where I go to the toilet… for a #2… 35-45 minute rules apply!

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Rusev is here, where Lana at? God damnit this is not cool! Oh Rusev – dispose of Swagger quickly… what did Rusev do – long d!ck Lana and break her ovaries????

We gotta see Lana at WrestleMania surely! You think she gonna cost Rusev the title??? Anything could happen in the World Wrestling Federation!!!!

Let’s be real – when was the last time you were actually excited for an US Title match???? Rusev has destroyed Cena here! Brukk him up all over the ring, and crushed his @$$ with the Accolade super move on the announce table! That’s what’s up, put storylines into the mid-card titles! We care now! And don’t make it a one-off just because it’s big BIG WrestleMania!

Ha! here comes that little bugga who don’t read the news – Bray Wyatt…

As much as Wyatt is carrying this storyline brilliantly by himself, the crowd wants Taker!

I see Wyatt can use a bit of sorcery!!!! Calling it now… Undertaker has WON this match…. Wyatt believes in himself and that’s good… but remember this… OFFICIAL BAD MAN MOVE IN SILENCE!

YOU KNOW WRESTLEMANIA IS HERE!!!

All Undertaker said was: YOU WILL REST IN PEACE! That’s it!!!! Let Wyatt run his mouth, Taker don’t have to say nothing!!!

OH  NO!!! Some jabroni named Kid Ink is performing with Skylar Grey at WrestleMania??? I’ll leave my cussing for the STC From The UK show…

Big ups to my dude Kevin Nash! He’s in the Hall Of Fame 2015! He was always one of my favourites… ever since he stole Pamela Anderson from Shawn Michaels…. that was brilliant!!!!

Shout out to Michael Finney… I feel your pain my dude… WWE denying the British Bulldog yet again. Don’t give up… KEEP GOING!

Right I seen it on Smackdowns…. Dolph Ziggler defeated Danny Bryan… well this is RAW and the Infamous Informer is watching… so Danny you best not lose!!! But here’s the twist… who’s the special referee?

Looks like it’s gonna be Dean… F**k!n Ambrose!!! This man is capable of anything! He could be the most unpredictable ref since The Rock!!! If it doesn’t matter when the Rock counts to 3… then you f**ked up!!!

See? You’re getting quality wrestling…. now SHUT THE F**K UP & ENJOY!!!!

Muthaf- Ziggler won???? URRRRGH!!!! RAW is ruined!!!! Only joking!!!!

YEAH Ambrose hit the Dirty Deeds on Ziggler – BLAOW!

Send for the ladder, tryna reach for the intercontinental title but all the participants are all fighting for it! These guys fighting like Kaley Cuoco is at stake!!!

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Sorry Kaley… that short hair of yours needs to grow back girl… your husband is WACK!!!

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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!T!!! BRRRRRROCKK LESSSNAR in the hiz-house!

YOU KNOW WRESTLEMANIA IS HERE!!!

That’s a wonder – No one has cut off Heyman’s mic! Maybe WWE has finally learned! To defeat Brock, Roman might as well kick in the door wave in the 4-4! Rape Sable! Take the kids and rename them – Reigns! WHOA!!!!

Roman Reigns is coming down the stairs!!!! From Reigns says his fam is gonna be at WrestleMania.. I’m sorry – Reigns has WON!

Holy f**k – did Reigns just take the title out of Lesnar’s hands like that???? Lesnar – can’t take the title back from out of Reigns hands??? Gotta make the ninja look strong after all!

THE GRANT SAYS: I’m glad Lesnar has left it up in the air about his contract… hell – WWE probably played a part in it… to keep muthaf***az guessing, I suppose you will have your answer.. at big BIG WRESTLEMANIA! IT’S HERE!!!! LET’S ENJOY IT MUTHAF***AZ!!! AND DON’T BE A B!TCH ABOUT IT!

SOUNDHORNS!!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1129, January 12, 2015!!!

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You IWC muthaf***az are obviously either blind, deaf, or stupid, you know why? Because last week, I saw THREE GUYS get ‘fired’… I had my best friend come check me the other day, and he told me – ‘someone told him that ZIGGLER got fired…’ and the worst part is: It’s still real to you damnit!!!! I can say two things: one, Kudos to WWE for still provoking emotion out of you muthaf***az, that shows that when a heel does his thing right, and fans are wilding for days, WWE did their job. The second, and most important… SHUT THE F**K UP!!!

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Big ups to Macho Man Randy Savage! Finally in the Hall of Fame!!! And rightfully deserved! For all you dumb muthaf***az who still want C***s B****t in the Hall Of Fame… GET IN THE CHAIR!!! RAW #1129! HOLD DAT – BLAOW!

WWF PROPA TINGZWell John Cena looks his happy cheerful self…. maybe he’s had a revelation???

WHOA!!!! Cena using IWC tactics here!!!! Use the hashtag #AuthoritySucks! He knows he wasn’t accountable for that sh!t the Authority pulled! I’m not gonna join the trend for the simple reason – I LIKE THE AUTHORITY! Especially that Stephanie – OHHHH! Front way – Back way – I’d tear her @$$ up!!!!

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Do we wanna see the three stars back in WWE? Well for me 2 out of 3 ain’t bad!!!! All Cena has gotta do, is defeat Seth Rollins…. in a Lumberjack match… sounds simple enough… Oh wait… it’s all the cats that support the Authority and all the Cena haters….

Wait a minute – the #1 Trend Worldwide is #RAWNewOrleans? I thought it was #Authority Sucks??? Isn’t that like an epic fail Cena? It’s only The Rock who can command such a trend!

Trust me Mike Cole: Cena doesn’t feel responsible… that’s the Authority using psychology on that sh!t! Now you jabronies love off your Ziggler, so you have no alternative to support Cena here! Is he a c**t now Robert Ashford! HA! I MADE YOU LOOK!

Maybe he is!!!! OH NO!!! The Big Show with the Sean Price Punch to Cena – P!!!!! Rollins wins! And Ziggler, Rowan & Ryback are still out of a job… BOO HOO – GET OVER IT!!! That’s what Ziggler’s brief says! OVER IT!!

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So hold on… Naomi gotta fight with one arm tied behind her back??? I’d tie her with both hands but that’s just me – ahem – but if Ambrose doesn’t pass some stupid @$$ test he can’t fight in the rumble???

Now #LumberjackMatch is the #1 trend pon di twitter? HA! F**k all that – follow us pon di twitter – @stc_wwe and use the hashtag #fcukouttahere!

Next week on RAW: Hogan, Michaels, Razor Ramon and Ric Flair N!**@ all up in effect!!!! I see what’s going on there… that’s a WWE Network UK move… and guess what? I’m still not sending for that rarse!!! At least not now!

What’s this sh!t Big Slow be talking???? Did you listen to half the sh!t he says??? Nah, me either… something about Roman Reigns being a loser… even my stream can’t be bothered with this sh!t! it’s gone and crashed on me! Now I don’t know what Roman Reigns said to Big Slow! Or was it a blessing in disguise? Answers on a postcard please!

Maybe I should send for the WWE Network… this is not cool yo!

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Look how long Alicia Fox has done this wrestling sh!t… if she can’t defeat Naomi with one hand tied GRANT - BODY - Pbehind her back Alicia will bring shame and disgrace to herself!

I bet that makes Booker-T feel sweet when he saw Alicia drop the scissors kick on Naomi! It made me feel sweet just seeing Naomi full stop!!! I bet sex with her is out of this world!!! That @$$ tho!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

On a real though, I love Stephanie but she doesn’t wanna f**k with Naomi… I’m telling you that from now! She put Naomi in that predicament in the first place!

I gotta respect any one who goes against Miz… knowing everything Miz does Sandow does! Down to the bumps! I respect them because how can they not laugh?! Because I’m an Undertaker fan… I’d love to imagine what would happen if he went against The Miz with Sandow there too? THAT would have me in stitches…

Damn I gotta say, Today is a good day for anyone who supports the Authority!!!! I mean, Big Show punches Roman through school buses, Alicia wins her match, Seth Rollins beats Cena, now The Miz defeats the Uso brudda!

Come on WWE! I know you want Roman Reigns to be your next top dude but you cannot deny Danny’s popularity, why won’t you let things run naturally??? It will break my heart to see cats boo Roman Reigns out of the building because he was…’forced down our throats’… look at Danny! He got the Yes movement rolling again, after jabroni journalists were quick to talk sh!t on their blogs talking about – the YES movement is over… does it matter if he has the look? He has the skills and with a simple YES! Chant brings a powerful message to the youth! Even your father Stephanie, embraces the chant now…

You need to get with the programme baby girl!

I see what you tryna do, anything to put Danny back on the shelf… so you send Glenn after Danny… er Steph, that ain’t gonna work you know why? because it was My Hero Kane who took out Bryan… not Glenn you silly girl!!!

By the looks of this brawl, Danny’s fighting style remains unchanged! I sincerely hope he has an alternative top rope move! I don’t know about that flying headbutt yo!

I don’t get it – why is Natalya & TJ at ringside when Paige and Brie Bella are fighting? Answers on a postcard please!

Oh I remember now! TJ has his hands on the Bellas lately hasn’t he?? See if wrestling recycles itself then if I wrote the script I would have had Cena suddenly come out and drop the AA/FU on TJ for ‘no reason!!!’ (No Reason??? Well you do the knowledge… observe…)

Haha! Paige just slapped TJ – WHAMMMM!!! And Natalya liked that sh!t! Look how fine Natalya is! I’m telling you man – Natalya ain’t getting that good loving… I gotta song for you Natalya, and it goes a lil’ something like this:

And I know you’re getting bored, dealing with him,

I know you miss my lovin, my thuggin, Thug Lovin!!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!

Who else than to induct Randy Savage than the other half of the Mega Power himself – Hulk Hogan!

Macho Man Randy Savage – SALUTE THIS MAN! I have to admit though, I wasn’t a fan of him, I didn’t dislike him either… he was just one of the guys that was there that you simply couldn’t miss! What I can say, Macho Man was my dude in Spiderman!

“Please Lock the Cage Door At This Time!!!” Doesn’t it sound TEEF when the announcer says that? We need him for WrestleMania 31 that’s my word!!

I can imagine the IWC saying stupid sh!t like – ‘Spiderman knows how to take bumps!!!’

WHAT SORT OF MOVE WAS THAT BY THE ASCENSION??? It was like a double team reverse release flapjack or some sh!t!!! OH LAWWWD – I dunno you know! They could be better than the Road Warriors… HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Quote from Mike Cole ‘They say they are better than Demolition, the Road Warriors, the Powers Of Pain… Soon they are gonna compare themselves to the Mega Powers’… Uh oh don’t rattle Hogan’s cage Cole!!!

…and now we will never know who is the official bad man between Ryback and Rusev (storyline folks don’t get cocky) so instead we get Ambrose Vs Rusev… er I like both guys… so I wanna see a good clean fight, ok???!! Ok er maybe not…

Gotta say I love that move by Dean Ambrose – I’m sure it’s in the WWE2K15 game – where he looks like he’s gonna fall out the ropes but bounces back and claps em down with a mean clothesline!

Damn Ambrose! You must be the only dude that loses matches and the IWC b!tches don’t call you a jobber/someone who gets buried!!! Damn the Authority is killin em this week!

WHOA!! They made Brock speak on the mic!!!! (Hold your heart Grant) Don’t worry I’m here!!!! He says he gonna conquer everybody! YES!!!!

Contracts signed, no going back now! Is it me or does it seem that Brock has become more of the ‘neutral’ or ‘tweener’ character here? Because Mr Tandem Engine (Rollins) has taken this heel sh!t to a new level! (well not quite Triple’s level) but you get the idea!

HERE WE GO! Seth takes the first swing, misses, Cena comes with counter technique, Brock Lesnar – German Suplex to Cena! German Suplex to Rollins! Cena recovers, FU to Lesnar through the table – BLAOW! Turns to Triple – and says this -‘Do you see me now??’ (WrestleMania 31 hint)

Rollins recovers, bounces off the ropes, Curb Stomp to Cena – BLAOW! Here’s the big one – bounces off the turnbuckles, Curb Stomp to Lesnar – BLAOW!!!

I know what you’re thinking… Rollins is a DEAD MAN at the rumble! I don’t think Triple is a fan of Ice Cube, but Stephanie knows her hip hop, and as far as the Authority… she’s gotta say, Today Was A Good Day!

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Monday Night Raw #1128, January 5, 2015!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1128, January 5, 2015!!!

If there is a overfiend,

There must be an Evil King.

Where Daniel Bryan is present,

There too, is The Authority….

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Don’t get it twisted – I’m not calling Daniel Bryan a ‘God’… that’s something wrestling fans do. I simply took that excerpt from my favourite manga anime film of all time and flipped the words around. The landscape has changed…. get ready Danny, prepare for hell part 2!!!

Happy new year muthaf***az! My new years resolution is to refrain from cussing wrestling fans, and as you can see already, I have broken that resolution. RAW #1128! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZOh man everybody is in the ring… I’m just waiting for the Authority’s music to hit… I was more hoping for Vincent Kennedy’s music to hit and tell them all about RUTHLESS AGGRESSION!

Don’t worry Cena I forgive you… I wanted the Authority back, especially Stephanie! She was away too long if you ask me!

Stephanie – those boots though!!!!! OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Triple – I suggest you send a restraining order against me! Those boots are not corporate!!!!

WTF??!!!! Seth didn’t have to cash in his cheque!!! Seth is in the triple threat match at the Royal Rumble! God damnit I just created that promo video!

OH NO! It gets worse! It’s John Cena Appreciation Night too!!!! The Authority guarantees that they will deliver? That’s a good idea for the IWC – or should I say – CURRRRTISSS!!! to NOT tune in this week!

Come on Barrett!!!! Destroy that Ziggler!!! make Barrett look strong damnit!!!!

Damnit that bastard won! But I’m afraid Barrett has some baaad news!!! He’s destroying Ziggler! Next thing you know Glenn comes out and ‘forgets to mention’ that this is 2 out of 3 falls??? SUPERB!!! Keep going! Barrett with the Bull hammer & Wasteland super move – BLAOW!!!! That’s what I’m talking about!

Why the f**k did Ziggler kick down Glenn for??? Now look what happen – Barrett wins! YES!!!! I forgive you for burying The Undertaker – you destroyed the IWC’s favourite battyman!!!! BRAVO!!!

#DOTHEKNOWLEDGE – the Authority say they have no issues with anybody – they are starting on a clean slate… A LIE!!!! Ziggler pinned Rollins to get rid of the Authority at Survivor Series… so you know they gonna make Ziggler’s life a living hell!

Is it me or has Renée Young cut her hair??? Not bad! Just don’t over do it like Penny from Big Bang Theory…

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So heartbreaking…. I blame her husband… even Howard from Big Bang doesn’t throw shots at her anymore… remember every week Howard would talk about how he would get in Penny’s pu$$y????

GRANT BODY – P!!!

WHOA!!! The Ascension has picked up on the Road Warriors comparisons by the IWC???? Look what you’ve done!!!!! It’s YOUR FAULT!!!! I have no sympathy. You open your dirty mouths too much!

I wonder why Rusev & Lana have started doing promos backstage…. is it because every time they are out Ryback brukks up his clart?!

YES-SA! here’s my dude – Roman Reigns! The DON! F**k the haters… they was on Roman’s d!ck this time last year…. when you brukk up the Big Show, you are punching the haters through school buses!

… but the Big Show is taking Reigns like a rag doll! Show wasn’t interested in a straight wrestling match… it was all about using the stairs and destroying Reigns! Finish him if you’re bad Big Show… Reigns bounces off the ropes, spear to the belly – BLAOW! The stairs drop on Show’s head top!!!! HAHA! What a wassack!

Well Natalya is here! Seems like she wasn’t in trouble after all for eating those brownies!!!! Oh hang on… Paige comes out here – who started that mess in the first place!

Oh snap!!!! Natalya pinned the divas champion! See? Now if you win the title, you can pay for the car you damaged!!! Somebody take that Need For Speed game away from Natalya?!!!!

Hang on – this is a mad situation? Mercury & Noble acting as referees for this Harper & Rowan match?? What sort of sh!t is that???

#DOTHEKNOWLEDGE – Rowan lost… all this is, it’s the Authority’s revenge… everyone that was on Team Cena is to be f**ked up… it started with Ziggler, now Eric Rowan… Big Show already turned evil so that’s him out of the equation… hang on who else was in that team??? Oh yeah – Ryback…. uh-oh….

Booker-T – DUTTY BWOY!!!! About it’s gonna get hot in here – DAMN RIGHT!!! Naomi & Alicia Fox to fight?!! Forget about the Usos and Miz & Mizdow (Yeah I said it) I wanna see someone’s weave pulled out! Hopefully not Naomi’s!!!

OHHHHHHH SH!!!!!!!T!!! It’s the Ambulance Match! AMBROSE! WYATT! CALL THE AMBULANCE TO PICK UP THE PEOPLE!!!

Oh snap!!! Ambulance tables????? somebody gonna have splinters in their back tonight!!!!

Did Booker-T make reference to the Attitude Era in this match??? Don’t say that Booker – you will have muthaf***az wanking!!!

Booker-T you are slippin son! Bray Wyatt – the epitome of Darkness??? If only there was an Undertaker (in his prime)/Wyatt feud… that would be instantly feud of the year!

I don’t remember Booker-T being in an ambulance match??? Wrestling trainspotters help me out here! When did that happen? Answers on a postcard please! tweet me @MZATheInfamous or @stc_wwe!

So that’s what happened!!!! I wasn’t a WCW guy during the Monday Night Wars anyway…

OH SNAP!!!! Wyatt laid out on the table! Ambrose climbs the ambulance, jumps off, elbow drop to Wyatt right through the table – BLAOW!!!!

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I haven’t heard that in a while! Mike Cole – ‘A Sister Abigail on the concrete floor!’ Not as good as JR, but he tries… and with that… Bray Wyatt drives Ambrose to the hospital! Knowing Bray, I don’t think Ambrose will make it to the hospital!

Yeaaaaaaah boyeeee! the Usos and that sexy…… SEXY… Naomi… a REAL woman…. not that pale piece of clay you call Paige!

Oh no Miz beat the Uso brudda… damnit…. not to worry the story continues… Ryback vs Rollins – calling it now – Rusev will interfere and teef…

Wait a minute…. Glenn is joining in and now it’s a handicap match??? TEEEEEEF!!! Well I’ve seen Ryback Shell Shock two men before at one time… I can’t see how this is different…

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Well I called it wrong… is wrestling still predictable CURRRRTISSS??? Hahahahaha! Ryback held his own still… but two curb stomps to Ryback’s head top, plus the beating from Glenn and the two stooges… 4 on 1? Forget about it!

When Adam Rose comes on, normally I would send for my p!$$ break… but I don’t need the toilet… and The New Day is out here…so it’s worth staying put…

I feel sorry for New Day though… they are not connecting with the fans…. The Grant says this – if they came out as a new Nation of Domination, y’all still complain and say it ain’t the same. I do like the New Day clap though…

OH SNAP!!! Cesaro & Tyson Kidd were ‘Rosebuds’ in disguise and sh!t? attacking the New Day? Their super move is awesome though!!!!

Oh man they are really giving Cena props for this!!! Let’s appreciate him! He brought back the Authority! The best thing he ever did!!!!

Sh!t I wished I brought back the Authority… Stephanie calls Cena her hero… I wished I could show her my gratitude…

TEEEEEEEF!!! Why is Triple bringing out ‘Team Cena’ to appreciate Cena??? I got a bad feeling about this!

WTF??? Suspensions for Rowan, Ryback & Ziggler??? Don’t you think they’ve been punished anyway???

OH SNAP!!!! FIRED????!!!!! They can’t do this???? Well Ziggler I don’t mind but not the other two???!!!

Oh no! it’s a celebration!!!! Stephanie’s dancing!!!! Triple verbally USED DI HAMMER!!!!!

Er…. Vincent Kennedy… er… need a lil’ help here…..

One last thing… The Infamous Informer is coming of age this Sunday… so…. what you getting him???

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Monday Night Raw #1124, December 8, 2014!!!

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It’s the image that shocked the world, broke the internet, got muthaf***az bussin a nut.. wait a minute… This is the THIRD TIME I’m starting the blog off this week! To me it’s like, every time WWE pulls off something controversial, this guy pictured above steals their spotlight. Now he’s a UFC fighter… I wanna know how my people at Cage Amateurs UK think about all this… mixed opinions across the board, personally I think Philip will actually do better than the nay-sayers are thinking and get this – those nay-sayers are CM P**K worshippers!!! they have turned their back! You see me? I’m a Rock fan… when he moved into movies I still supported him and he is still the man, OK! When Brock had his UFC time in there, I supported him. Even though he broke my dude’s streak, he’s still the man… OK!!!! Whatever happened to loyalty?

SLAMMY AWARDS!!! If you didn’t vote on the WWE App, You can’t say sh!t!!! RAW, 1124, HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZBig ups to Seth Green! You know why? He just put all the other garbage awards on blast! They all phony, they are all pre-determined and sh!t… we know FULL WELL Iggy Azazel could never win best Hip Hop Artist?????!!!!

Damn look how little Seth is to Miz & MizDow!!! Ha! Enough of that sh!t… who gets the THIS IS AWESOME! award??? We find out after Dolph Ziggler Vs Seth Rollins!

At the TLCS PPV joint, Ziggler faces Luke Harper for the Intercontinental Title in a Ladder match… that will be an exciting contest.. Ziggler has earned my respect, but F**K DOLPH ZIGGLER!!! Backing Luke Harper all the way son!

YES Rollins! Curb stomp that b!tch into the canvas!!! It doesn’t change the fact that I don’t like his @$$!

Sting wins the award! Let’s be real he turned the internet upside down! that is until CM B!TCH decided to speak out… attention seeking B!TCH!!!!

Wait a minute – Seth Rollins – you can’t accept that award in Sting’s absence???? (I think you’ll find he can Grant…) Him too outta orda & bright!

Side Note – Seth – I still can’t ‘hate’ you…. you supposed to be the top heel and I can’t hate you… DAMN!

Earlier Slammy Awards: The Rock won insult of the year (when he dissed Lana), The Usos won Tag Team of the year, Dean Ambrose won best breakout star, hashtag of the year – #RKOouttanowhere and Fan participation – goes to ‘You Sold Out’ to Seth Rollins… can’t argue with those apart from the last one – every time the Authority came out or AJ Lee would fight the crowd would take their d!cks out, start wanking as they cry – ‘CM P**K!’

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Oh snap – the New Day beat Dust2Dust??? BRILLIANT!!! Wait a minute – not John Meningitis???!! NO!!!!!!! Ok who won Shocking Return of The Year???

Well we know who WON’T be winning…. my good Wu-Tang friend – Batista! Y’all hating… thank god I’m not like you!!! Look at Batista now – starred in one of the blockbusters of the year and now him dep pon the new James Bond Joint…. when I play this video below, I am sure Batista will approve…

Laugh at them Batista! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

YES…. my dude, my first hero The Ultimate Warrior wins the award…. rightfully deserved!

Wise words from Paul Heyman to Seth Rollins: You wanna be the future? F**K UP JOHN CENA!!!

WORRRRRD!!! Charlotte dep pon Raw???? WICKED!!!! Where’s the cocoa butter… (Sorry Ric!!!)

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GRANT BODY – P!!!

I see the science though, promoting that NXT R-EVOLUTION sh!t this Thursday!!! I’ll be on that no doubt!!!!

I know y’all hate that show, but I’d love to see Charlotte on Total Divas…. that way we see Ric Flair n!**@!!!

Nah f**k that – we need a tribute song for Charlotte! You think Charlotte could make it to be 16 time Women’s champion??? OH SNAP – Natalya beat Charlotte????!!! WHOA! Er…

Ok here we go – OMG moment of the year… I know where this is going… I’m ok don’t worry…

Well it was no surprise! The 1 behind the 1 in 21&1 claims that award…. DAMN YOU HEYMAN!!!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!! Ok I’m alright now…

Oh lawwd I never clocked it from last week!!!! Ambrose destroyed the rocking chair????? HE’S DUN IT NOW!!!!! Dayuuum that’s what Bray Wyatt did in retaliation on SmackDown??? F**ked up the throat of Ambrose with the chair? Imagine if this was TV-14 mode…. good gawd almighty…

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Out of Darkness, cometh light… in the form of Dean Ambrose out of an ambulance???? OH SNAP!! So er.. what does this mean??? Does the loser leave in an ambulance on some TLC Ambulance match sh!t???? Please WWE make this sh!t happen!

It’s only right that the original dutty bwoy gets to present the Diva Slammy award… Well I know who won’t win… my bamboo Layla… but that’s ok, I don’t complain on the internet and I don’t lock myself in a basement…I don’t smell of bad odour…

YES!!! AJ Lee wins diva of the year!!!! I cam run with that!!!! RESPECT!!! Oh dear the Bellas and Paige are bex about it! To that the GRANT SAYS THIS: Paige – SHUDDUP!SAM_3845 Brie – STOP YOUR NOISE! Nikki – TAKE OFF YOUR TINGZ!!! You wanna baby? Taste my super sperm!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Oh snap!!!! Luke Harper Vs Eric Rowan in singles competition??? This should be good!

I can’t help feeling that these two are merely sparring with each other… like you can’t see any intensity with this sh!t… at the same time they are not afraid to destroy each other for no reason!

Ok this LOL award… it ain’t gonna be in my taste… personally I think when Triple TEEF was singing Another One Bites the Dust to Cena… ok the mother’s day shout out from MR.T was a good one…

Or the princess pudding – yeah that one gotta win! Vickie & Steph throwing themselves in the soup… that was brilliant! hated Vickie but to see Steph like that – OHHHHHH!!! Remind me to buy the Stephanie McMahon Fitness DVD for my fam for Christmas… I can tuck into my mince pies watching that sh!t!!! OH YEAH!!!

Mizdow wins!!! Well ok I give him props! The creativity and energy behind that sh!t… wait there – The Miz can’t accept the award??? OUTTA ORDER & BRIGHT!

I think Lana should get the ‘every man wants to f**k her’ award… F**K that – she should get the ‘every woman wants to get a strap-on and f**k her award!!!’ That includes the straight women!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Shout out to the Shield – Best faction, Danny Bryan Vs The Authority – Best Feud, yes it was emotional still…. that TRIPLE TEEEEEEEEF!!!!! Danny & Brie gets best couple… I gotta agree there! Then again there is me & Layla…

TLC Kick off – New Day Vs Dust2Dust… backing New Day ALL DAY!

Here’s my latest hero! Ryback!!! Respect to that man! People get hurt in wrestling – it is what it is… Ryback threw CM B!tch through a table… BIG DEAL! You don’t know pain??!!! The Undertaker, threw Mankind off the top of the cell, chokeslammed him through the cell onto the canvas, worse than that, Terry Funk got chokeslammed out of his smelly trainers… until you experience that… SHUDDUP B!ATCH!!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Shout out to JAY-BEE – he acknowledged Vincent Kennedy’s hit song – STAND BACK! I think that should be re-released for Christmas #1… do you know how many downloads that would get on iTunes??!!!!

WHAAAAAAAT!!! Ricky ‘The Dragon’ Steamboat to present the Match Of the Year award? I say Seth Rollins Vs Dean Ambrose Hell In A Cell… but I never voted on the WWE App… so lets see what they got…

WORRRRD!!! Team Cena Vs Team Authority won the award!!!! I can’t front – that match was don!!! Ziggler takes the award…F**K Ziggler – Sting should take that sh!t! He shut down the authority! Ziggler didn’t do sh!t!

Summer Rae is obviously bex she didn’t win diva of the year… well firstly Summer, you don’t teef next gyal boyfriend! two, you don’t disrespect Natalya at her own yard! And three, you don’t d!ck tease Fandango! Four, you ain’t even that nice!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Good to see Rob Van Dam in the hiz-house!!! Let’s see who wins the Extreme moment of the year!

Brock Lesnar gotta win this surely!!! He f**ked up John Cena big time! Saying that… My hero Kane did drop three tombstones to Danny Bryan and f**ked up his neck…

Rock-stone!!! Chris Jericho wins! the cross body off the top of the cage to Bray Wyatt!!! Props to Jericho! I disagree but hey… I didn’t vote so therefore… – wait a minute – Fandango – you can’t accept the award – where you going???!!!

Trust my stupid @$$ laptop to crash on me… it was a slow @$$ process to get back in it… to discover that Roman Reigns has won Superstar of the Year??!!! WHOA!! I bet the IWC are up in a frenzy here… just remember you b!tch @$$ low-lifes without the benefit of intellect, you didn’t vote on your muthaf***!ng WWE app, so shut the F**K UP!!!!

Since I’ve seen Big Show Vs Cena like 400 times, I wasn’t tryna watch this sh!t again… but what happened at the end was the Team Cena Vs Team Authority sh!t…. this time with Tables, Ladders, Chairs & Stairs! Ruckus all over the place including the Big Show punching Ziggler & Cena through school buses, Ryback dropping meat hook clotheslines, then Seth Rollins and his stooges dropping the triple powerbomb to Cena through the table – BLAOW!!! even Triple & Steph had to stop halfway through intercourse to watch that sh!t!!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1123, December 1, 2014!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1123, December 1, 2014!!!

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It’s the image that shocked the world, broke the internet, got muthaf***az bussin a nut.. wait a minute… didn’t I start last week’s blog like this? It matters not! CM P**K, YOUR SAVIOR (He ain’t mine) finally broke his silence! He said a lot of things, and no doubt, it will impact this weeks RAW! Expect a lot of CM P**K chants loud as f**k… expect the laptop GM to be booed out of the building… can we get a surprise appearance by Edge to break that muthaf***a? Make no mistake: This week should be an explosive one…

IT’S CLOBBERING TIME!!! RAW, 1123, HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZ…and here we go, Michael Cole under the orders of the laptop talking sh!t… Has Cena come out to break the laptop??? I hope so! This is your chance to get cheered for once fool!

Somebody got a ‘Staph infection sign’!!! Making reference to the CM P**k podcast… expect that to be confiscated…. god damn that muthaf***!n lap top – Cena break that sh!t! Stop chatting! Thank god Cena sorted that sh!t! Just close that blasted thing! That’s what I do when jabronies come up in my Fb inbox!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Seth Rollins: Who’s next to take over RAW? JBL? Ha! the fans like that idea! Batista… not so much… Eric Bischoff…. well he was entertaining still I can’t lie!

Will it bunn Rollins to ask Cena nicely to bring back the Authority? If I was Cena I’d tell Rollins to join the Cena kiss my bl- er I mean white @$$ club! Hang on – that lap top is still working???

Seth Rollins Vs John Cena Tables match at the TLC joint – if Cena loses, he can forget about fighting Brock Lesnar at the Royal Rumble! I LIKE THAT!!! Come on Seth!!! (We know that ain’t happening!)

RUCKUS IN DI DANCE! Seth and the stooges attack Cena, Ryback joins the ruckus! I’m surprise the crowd didn’t boo him for you know… CM P**k reasons… Glenn shows up in his Sunday School Trousers, Eric Rowan takes off his buzzard mask ready to throw fists and kicks, Bi-Polar Show intervenes with his dry self and punches Cena through school buses, Luke Harper gets involved… it all ends with Seth Rollins powerbombing Cena through a table – BLAOW!!!! THAT’S AN OPENING! GREAT START GUYS!

Tag Team Turmoil jump off! Winner fights the tag team champions Miz & Mizdow! Oh snap it’s the NEW DAY!!! They are all about A Better Tomorrow!

Remind me to do some sort of modifications on WWE2K15 to make The New Day official! I’d rather like the name – Black Men United – but I’m just a fan… what do I know?

Oh ny god no… Adam Rose & the Bunny are a team? Can you imagine if they become the #1 contenders??? That would be f**ked up!!!

Thank god that’s not the case! Usos are the #1 contenders! Anyway enough of that sh!t!!!!

Wait a minute – what do Miz & Mizdow want with Naomi??? I know she sexy as f**k but….they want her to join Hollywood??? I gotta raise the people’s eyebrow here!

Look who pulled up in the limo! VINCENT KENNEDY!!! UH OH!!! Somebody’s in trouble!!!!

Slammy awards next week!!! Hosted by Seth Green??? I don’t know that fool! This only means one thing… it’s about that time to present the annual STC awards! More details on the FB group – http://www.facebook.com/groups/smacktalkcentre – request to join – DON’T BE A WEIRDO!

Follow us pon di twitta – @stc_wwe! That’s how the f**k we roll!!!

Back to the action – I think Bi-Polar Show just hit Eric Rowan in the back with the steel steps – BLAOW!!!

Right kiddies! Who do you want to partner with AJ Lee? Alicia Fox, Natalya or my choice – Naomi? Use that WWE App on your HiPhone6! Truth be told I would choose all 3 because my love for women is untold, but I bet those IWC B!tches would try to vote for CM P**K… hahaha get off his d!ck!!! Do you know that there are actually jabronies out there who think this podcast sh!t is a work? Shows how deluded CM P**K worshippers really are – GET IN THE CHAIR!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

F**K me that Rosa Mendes can dance!!! All that Spanish fly Rhumba sh!t… if Fandango ain’t getting in that pu$$y he’s truly a battyman!

Hol on – what happened to Wack Swagger? did he get deported??? Nah – turns out Zeb Colter’s leg got f**ked up!!!! Oh seen!!! I get it now! I think Rusev did it!

I have to confirm the rumours – I am not human…. I have to hold my sack and fix my trousers every time Lana says – SHUT-TUP!! God damn I wanna ramm my cocky up her ‘Putin’!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Say what? Is Sandow THAT over that WWEshop.com have now put the stunt tag titles on for sale?! Them sh!ts gonna sell more than the Tag Team Titles???

OH SNAP! Mizdow won using the Figure 4 Leg Lock!!! Actually f**k that – My Uso brudda just slapped up The Miz in his money-maker! STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE!!! I agree! It kinda reminds me of that storyline when Kurt Angle wanted to put it in Booker T’s wife….

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The question remains – is Dean Ambrose Vs Bray Wyatt (TLC match) gonna be the main event? Or is it gonna be Seth Rollins Vs John Cena (Tables match)???? Remember I told ya, it will be under scrutiny by the Internet Wrestling B!tches…

Talking of b!tches… here are some that I like to see on the telly: The Bella twins! I just wanna know who is gonna team up with AJ… sorry guys it’s not Paige… I still don’t see the fascination… I’m sorry! To flip this in the way how The Rock said it: Grant Body P

So let me get this straight, we go from the powerful Trish Stratus, to the thong song wearing Lita, to the leggy Stacy Keibler, to the Sultry Melina… to my baby mother Layla… all the way to…….. PAIGE???

That’s what’s up! come in Naomi!!! Shake dat @$$! WATCH YOURSELF!!!

I was wondering when those CM P**K chants would kick in….

Thank goodness for the fans who actually have sense and chant AJ Lee… the others are GAY! Maybe the fans who have sense are fed up with the worshippers…

So suppose Cena loses that match at TLC (which he won’t), who does become the #1 contender? In fact f**k that – Paul Heyman counters the IWC’s b!tch @$$ ways… Brock Lesnar is must see!!!! If he was there every week he wouldn’t mean sh!t! In fact – Don’t blame Brock – don’t blame WWE – BLAME YOURSELVES!!! YOU are the ones who wanted Brock to become champion, but when this wise man here tried to tell y’all pizza eating morons that Brock wouldn’t be there every week you thought I was talking sh!t because I don’t read the muthaf***!n dirt sheets… unlike you jabronies I use the benefit of intellect…trying to reason with you is like arguments with your woman – Even if you make sense the woman always thinks she’s right… was I being sexist just now? You DAMN RIGHT!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

So if this six man tag team match is the main event… does this mean Vincent Kennedy got the last segment? UH -OH!!!!

The answer is No but Raw ends as it pretty much began… Cena’s team – or should I say Ziggler’s team – wins the match, but Bi-Polar Show just had to get involved didn’t he? F**k all that – check it – Now they calling Erick Rowan ‘Big Red’??? You see Glenn, f**k around and next man takes your name…. and guess what else – we’re not gonna hear from that stupid laptop either… all that guessing sh!t you was doing… you wonder why I didn’t partake – simply put – IT’S STUPIDNESS!!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1122: November 24, 2014!!!

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Sting-WWE-Survivor-SeriesIt’s the image that shocked the world, broke the internet, got muthaf***az bussin a nut.. it got me pulling a muscle in my thigh. Mark out moment of the year? I THINK SO!!! Even I gotta give props where props is due… big up to Dolph Ziggler… the WWE gave him his moment. For those select few muthaf***az who STILL thought this PPV was wack… you know what – KILL YOURSELF. I’m DUN with you b!tches.

For those who are still down with the WWE, welcome. I am your host, Infamous Informer, Wolverhampton’s Last Outlaw, Grant Body – P!!! Let’s enjoy this sh!t… who’s gonna be the new boss man?

RAW#1122: HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZWait a minute you two jabronies (Triple& Steph) can’t be up in here!!! Sting sealed your fate… now get the f**k outta here! Unless you gonna give me some pu$$y Stephanie…

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Look here Triple Teef – don’t cuss us!!! Your team lost – look how long Seth Rollins covered Ziggler while Sting buss your arse – you mean to tell me he rested off and still got pinned? WTF???? NO!!!! DANNY BRYAN?!!!! Let me guess – is Danny the new boss man??? OH SNAP!!!! Tell me it’s true!!!! That’s what you get for f**k!n around with Danny too much Triple!!!! Your B+ player is now the A+ BOSS!!!! Now go to your room! And SHUDDUP!

CONFIRMED!!! Danny is the man!!!! Well at least for tonight!!! Get Team b!tch @$$ Authority out here… Mark Henry you let a sell out Sean P your @$$ through school buses… Look at Glenn… I used to look up to him… Now Danny got him selling popcorn and sh!t…. f**k me… he used to set fire on people and sh!t….

Luke Harper gotta fight Dean Ambrose for the I.C. title… we know the Wyatt man dem – even though they on that solo tip, they are still fam… I’ll leave it at that!

OH SNAP!!! Either Rusev has to fight in a battle royal for his US title, or he must pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America… I know which one I’d pick!!! Even Mark Henry had to laugh at that sh!t!

Talking of Mark Henry, he’s gotta fight Ryback and sh!t!!!! I don’t think Mark is sweating that sh!t!

Or maybe not… man can’t get up after a meat hook clothesline…. how I shake my head…

…and as for Seth Rollins, I can’t see what the problem is… because Jamie Noble and Joey Mercury are talented in their own right, they can take John Cena and Dolph Ziggler surely???

Oh dear! Vincent Kennedy is bex with Steph & Triple! I did try to tell Triple, he must use di hammer… he didn’t do that – had he did it – the Authority would still be in power… I like that though – he was like – GET IN THE CAR!!!!! HA! HA!

But I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news….

Vincent Kennedy said he’s NEVER sorry for anything he’s done… I’m not so sure because the CM P**K worshippers will pull you up for this….

UH-OHHHHH!!!! Looks like Bray Wyatt’s brother was about to be f**ked up by Ambrose! I knew Bray looks out for his fam!!! He’s straight assaulting Ambrose and burying him with those chairs yo! Understand this: Their match at the TLC joint is gonna be straight RUCKUS!!! Just how I like it! f**k all this arm drag and camel clutch sh!t… all that front facelock and fireman’s carry sh!t… I wanna see someone get f**ked up!!!

Looks like this ‘New Day’ will have to wait… I support them … they are fighting for A Better Tomorrow!!! Only 1 week left Wu-Tang fans!

While Santino and that Cable Guy dude talk sh!t about wrestling… here’s a commercial break, in light of the ‘New Day’….

How crazy is that? Because Mizdow is the stunt double, he’s got replica tag team championships!!! Haha that’s cool! The creativity just keeps on going!

Wait a minute what is The Miz tryna pull here??? While MizDow is struggling to fight against the Dust Brudda?

MizDow did all the work wearing em down and sh!t… and Miz comes in and finishes them off? All to protect his so-called money-maker? Why doesn’t somebody take a steel chair and lick him in his head? (those moves are banned Grant) DAYUUM!!!!!

HAHA that’s f**ked up! Glenn has to serve chips and not bunn them up… Paul Bearer must be turning in his grave and as for his brother… he must have disowned him by now!

Now is Sgt Slaughter going down to face Rusev a smart move??? Smart money tells me it’s not!!!

You don’t think Rusev & Lana are really gonna put their hands on their hearts and do this are they??? Lana sounds like she’s about to get raped hahahaha!

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Seems as though Rusev would rather fight the entire locker room then…

…or maybe not… Rusev about to f**k up Slaughter, here comes that idiot Swagger… does he really think he can take Rusev for the US Title? He failed before, he will fail again!!!

I gotta be real – this Raw is slow-paced this week… where’s the divas? Put them on! That Ani James lady is on babestation – don’t let me put her on!

I think Glenn is actually enjoying his new job! I would throw mustard all over Santino’s fool fool @$$ too!

GOD DAMNIT I HATE THAT FANDANGO!!! First Summer Rae, then Layla, now Rosa Mendes??? He must have f**ked one of em… surely??? Well he better not have had a piece of my Layla… I’LL KILL HIM!

I just found out that the killer of Mike Brown has not been indicted…f**k me…

Now look at this big fool named Big Show… only tried to save his job on some bullsh!t now it’s backfired on his brown nose @$$…

Those crocodile tears don’t sit well with me Big Show… Chu – send for babestation…

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She has no idea what I’d do to her…… some say I’m not human….that I turn into the beast around women like Ani James….

YEAH THE MUTHAF***!N Divas are on!!!! What’s that you jabronies were saying that AJ Lee is leaving the WWE to play happy families with CM P**k… seriously you… oh I forgot… I’m talking to myself here… those Internet Wrestling B!tches don’t read my sh!t because my sh!t hits the fan!The MAN in the PURPLE SUIT!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Oh dear…it was only right Brie turned evil anyway… talent is not sexually transmitted!!!! You can’t say that AJ!!!! Do you know how much men would love to run up Nikki’s pu$$y? Get all up in her guts????

Am I seeing right? The Bunny & Adam Rose Vs Tyson Kidd & Natalya??? This is a mixed tag team match right???? See I wasn’t gonna write about this sh!t but I’ve wondered… have you jabronies created ‘The Bunny’ on WWE2K15???

OH NO! Ryback is hungry! He’s heading to the concession stand! I gotta bad feeling about this! Remember Glenn! The customer is always right!!!!

Now I bet those b!tches who haven’t handed in their wrestling card are probably on some ‘Why do they have to team Ziggler & Cena together…’ more like ‘why does Cena have to share the top face’s spotlight?’ Seriously you b!tches, if you happen to be reading… SHUT THE F**K UP. It’s all you f**k!ng do… I’m not a Ziggler fan but I’d look like a fool if I didn’t give the man props… and mama don’t raise no fool!!!!

Well the people (kids) have voted on that WWE app… 93% landslide! Seth Rollins teams with J&J Security a.k.a. Patterson & Brisco!!!! Come on guys get in there! It’s only Cena & Ziggler! If that was me I would be throwing punches left & right!

Oh Mercury & Noble couldn’t you do better than that???? Supposed to be top flight muthaf***in security and…. what the f**k?

Just when it doesn’t get any worse… the muthaf***!n laptop GM is back next week? Where’s Edge when we need him??? You know Triple did say we will be begging for him back… I think he’s right! TRIPLE!!! COME BAAAAACCCCCK!!!! Sorry Danny,, but Raw was WACK!!!!

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Monday Night Raw #1118: October 28, 2014!!!

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Pay homage HIACLet me get this right so I can understand this: You got what you wanted, Dean Ambrose Vs Seth Rollins in the Main Event of the PPV… they pay homage to the first two major Hell In A Cell matches, Undertaker Vs Shawn Michaels & Mankind respectively, add their own elements, Bray Wyatt interferes on some crazy sh!t, and y’all still didn’t like that? You wait til I go on STC from the UK – BDSIR Network this weekend…. That’s all I’m saying!

My people Where Is The Love????? I dunno…. F**K!!!

Oh yeah y’all dun made him angry again – RAW #1118! HOL’DAT – BLAOW!!!

WWF PROPA TINGZTHIS IS IT PEOPLE! The road to WWE2K15 is finally here! I gets mine Friday! GET YOURZ!

Look at Triple TEEF fixing Glenn’s tie!!! Haha!!!!

Big up yourself Seth Rollins you look a bit mash-up!!! Well done – sell the wounds! I bet Cena don’t sell that sh!t!

I don’t get it – why are you moving on to John Cena, Seth? Explain yourself!

Oh seen he’s booked in a match???!!! Ok cool…. but wait a minute… Mr King of the Vines is here!

DAYUUUM I’ve never seen Randall so BEX!!!!! He wants to f**k up Rollins! Say what Triple? Take the night off? Even Triple can’t handle Randall’s rage! RKO to Rollins – BLAOW!!! Er where’s that cell at? Bring that sh!t down here!!!! Is Seth Rollins that teef that even Randall has to turn face?

Do you consider the tag team titles as the consolation prize after both Mark Henry & Big Show failed to defeat Rusev? The crowd chanting USA…. and Lana’s not there yet? SHUT-TUP!!!

Uh-oh problems brewing again with Henry & Show… if they’re not careful they might break the ring!

20111023_vs_henry_bs3_r_0Yo that new submission by Big Show is worries!!!! That’s one modification for WWE2K15 already!

OH SNAP!!!! Well we saw it coming to be fair! Mark Henry turned evil against The Big Show! World’s Strongest Slam to the Big Show – BLAOW!!!! Do it twice – BLAOW!!!! Three Times – BLAOW!!! run up – World’s Strongest Splash – BLAOW!!! THAT’S WHAT I DO!!!! Where’s my Mark Henry shirt – I’m wearing that with pride rude boy!!!!

Oh man, another wants to f**k up Seth Rollins – my ninja Roman Reigns! well so much for me hoping for Roman Reigns vs Triple Teef…. that has completely derailed now!

I hope AJ Lee has kept it moving from Paige… I’m not impressed that there wasn’t any stipulations along the way…. oh goddamnit Paige is at ringside… NO San Antonio chanting for… oh no they have come to their senses…. Let’s go AJ! That’s what I like to hear!

Paige how are you gonna turn Alicia into a punk rock chick??? I have it on great authority that Alicia loves her Tinashe! Some Jhene Aiko!

Come on Alicia don’t let the punk rock chick beat you up like that???!!!!! What happened to your ghetto ways? All that random sh!t you was on??? You need to show this little gyal who’s boss! The youth of today… no respect….

Makes a change doesn’t it? John Cena is actually getting cheered here! But he’s getting cheered a bit too much… that’s why sexy Stephanie has to come out here with hardcore thuganomics of her own!

Oh sh!t Stephanie put Cena on blast!!!! Haha! He has to suck up to the fans! Hang on – NO – Don’t tell me Stephanie is offering Cena to send for the Authority? NO!!!!! Turn evil and sh!t!!! The IWC could be getting a hard on here! You know Cena ain’t gonna do that sh!t!!!!

You know what it is? It’s because they are the verge of losing Randall, the so-called face?

YOU DON’T SAY NO TO STEPHANIE???? 10 years ago she made you tap her @$$! How many guys besides Triple does Stephanie tell that to? Now look what you done! Triple TEEF is out here!

BACKSIDE!!! Team Authority Vs Team Cena for Survivor Series??? I have a question – does Team Authority include Triple TEEF? Because if it does – straight up and down Team Cena has lost! Triple has a point though… The locker room isn’t feeling Cena, who’s gonna team up with him? After all according to the IWC he buries muthaf***az! Cena looks worried and sh!t!!!!

Looks like Cena is wasting no time! Asking Ziggler to join his team? Instantly I’m backing Team Authority… I’m sorry Cena!

That’s what’s up!!!! My hero Kane (his name’s Glenn Grant) I don’t give a damn! He wants to f**k up Ziggler! DO IT KANE! KILL HIM!!!!

But first.. Hulk Hogan.. let’s see what this dude has to say …..BROTHER!

Oh it’s just bigging up Susan Komen…. yeah whatever – Susan Komen – show Hulk Hogan your t!++!£$!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

HOLY F**K!!!! Well Bo Dallas issued an open challenge…. but Ryback???!!! WROOOOOOOY!!!! That’s my dawg!!!! GET HIM RYBACK! KILL!GRANT & LAYLA WWE2K15

Why have I got this feeling that Ryback will join Team Cena????

Check it – NO GOLDBERG CHANTS!! Finally! We just glad to see this dude back! Well at least I am!

If it’s true about Cesaro talking sh!t about Cena, expect this guy to lose all the time… and by the looks of his opponent – Dean Ambrose? Right this is the part where the Wyatt man dem gonna f**k him up again…. that sh!t was wild yo!

Ambrose straight up assaulting Cesaro! F**k!n him up with the microphone!!! He ain’t afraid of Bray Wyatt! Dammmn this dude is next level yo!!!

Uh oh!!! I’ve had my toilet break… I wanna see this Bella sh!t… this should be jokes!

See that wasn’t so bad was it Brie? All you had to do was accompany Nikki to the ring…. and raise her hand in victory, it wasn’t like she told you to bark like a dog and roll around in mud like Vince did to Trish!

GET HIM KANE! KILL ZIGGLER! KILL HIM!!!!

Goddamnit I thought Undertaker taught you how to do the last ride Kane? You let Ziggler use counter technique? Come better than that Kane! Don’t let me call you Glenn!

BASTARD!!!! Ziggler out wrestled Glenn…. Damnit – set that muthaf***a on fire…. oh yeah I forgot – he’s not a monster is he? Just a man in Sunday School Trousers…

It’s ok – Seth has come to stomp out Ziggler, but Cena just had to come out and fight with Ziggler…. urgh, I feel my apple pie about to rise up my throat…

As usual, Cena seemingly unscathed from Hell In A Cell, Seth Rollins looks mash-up… anyway enough of this sh!t – when is Randall gonna appear and drop RKOs on both their candy @$$£$?

HA! HA! TEEF!!!! Seth’s stooges Patterson & Bri- er I mean Jamie Noble and Joey Mercury interfering and beating on Cena! These guys make me laugh!

For a man who you fools say only knows 5 moves…. he knows how to put on a great match doesn’t he? If the crowd is chanting – THIS IS AWESOME! He continues to prove you f**az wrong! But hol’on! Ziggler & Glenn! joining the war! F**k that – the entire locker room  has rushed the ring!!! Dunno why, it’s not like the Royal Rumble is around the corner…

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Monday Night Raw #1115: October 6, 2014!!!

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It’s true Worst Comes to Worst my peoples come first… I gotta play Uncle duties, I had to look after my nephew while a family funeral is happening out-of-town. Which meant I missed RAW, and after what, two, three weeks of RAW foolishness, WWE pulls one out the hat when I’m not watching live??? DAMNIT, DAMNIT! DAMNIT!!!!!

This is my version of the events as according to WWE.Com. RAW #1115! HOL’ DAT – BLAOW!

WWF PROPA TINGZSince when did you become a 2Pac fan Seth Rollins? All Eyes On Me, Me Against the World Sh!t???!!! All my enemies wanna kill me??!!! Thug Life Tattooed on my Belly??!!! He claims he loves it… well yeah – because you haven’t got BUSS ARSE yet that’s why!

Well Seth is either a 2Pac fan or a fan of Catwoman! This guy must have more lives than that b!tch! Every time Cena or Ambrose tries to get at him his legs did run! But not this time! Running into the crowd… what was The Shield known for apart from beating muthaf***az into the table? Yes – coming through the crowd – and that’s exactly what Ambrose did!

That’s it! BEAT HIM!!!! Oh goddamnit who sent the stooges down to break it up??? Hey Seth! Ever thought of running the 100 metres? I believe you can beat Usain Bolt!!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Word on the street is that idiot Ziggler lost his Intercontinental Championship Belt at the airport… So irresponsible! Vince – FIRE HIS B!TCH @$$!!! You got money to recuperate damnit!

…and that’s the man you IWC b!tches want to become WWE Champion? It’s never gonna happen now – the fool lost the IC Belt!

OH SNAP!!!!! Ziggler & the Usos – triple kick in the kisser of Stardust – BLAOW!!!! His full set of teeth should be coming out of his @$$ by now!

Oh no it’s ok – he found it… where do you IWC jabronies get your info from? STOP READING THE DYAM DIRT SHEETS!

What the f**k does Adam Rose look like? I’m sorry – I can’t support him… he looks like a battyman vampire! I shall speak no more about this.

WHAT? NO! Bo Dallas defeats my don Mark Henry again??? I mean this time Henry had criminal intentions… he wanted to f**k up Dallas this time, setting up the announce table and sh!t… I say do it anyway! And say – THAT’S WHAT I DO!!!

Be patient Henry… you’ll get him!

Hmmm… amusing…Cena says that he sees in Ambrose what no one else has: GUTS… why did he not say ‘ATTITUDE’??? I’m jussaying… Shout out to the attitards!!!

So STC’s Ian Cooper was right!!!! Cena Vs Ambrose at the Hell in the Cell PPV with the winner facing Seth Rollins? What do you make of that people??? I’ll tell you what – tune in this week on BDSIR NETWORK – STC From The UK Sat 1am UK time, 8pm EST!

“You said you could beat me with one hand tied behind your back…. COME ON HOT SHOT!!!” (Vince McMahon to Stone Cold Steve Austin, April 1998)

10469748_10204537437416929_5824888263508120328_nWell Brie Bella thought she could try the same thing against Summer Rae. With my sexy Layla on her side, surely Summer Rae can’t go wrong, right?

WRONG!!!!! I can’t believe you Summer! I thought you had skills? Disappointed ain’t the word!!!

Big ups to Brie though…. she’s keeping the YES movement alive! Her music is still wack though… I gotta go in the lab and find a suitable theme song for her… since I don’t fancy Brie like I do Layla, Rosa, Naomi, Lillian, Stephanie… it will take me a while to find that track…

How is Tyson Kidd gonna use Natalya as a shield to get away from Wack Swagger? What sort of stupidness is that???

HAHAHA! Tyson Kidd getting the better of Swagger and Tyson is like – HI FIVE Nattie! Natalya just kissed her teeth and walked away!!!

Big ups to Roman Reigns he’s on the mend… but let’s be real… that was a waste of satellite TV!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Oh snap! It’s Vladamir Putin’s Birthday! SALUTE THIS MAN!!!! Or maybe not…..

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HA! HA! HA! HA! Lana don’t give me joke! The Big Show should be in prison like all of us???!!! For desecrating the Russian Flag? OH SH!T!!! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! We committed a hate crime!!!! Wait a minute – Lana baby girl – haven’t you being hating on the Americans for months now????!!!

I’m not American, but I would chant USA! Just to hear Lana say SHUT-UP!!! It turns me on….!!!!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

Er… Rusev…. if Big Show has been suspended, why you calling him out so you can crush him???? Er… anybody in there??? (knocking your head to check if there is a brain in there!)

NOW THIS IS WHAT I HEARD ABOUT!!! The past few weeks, I’ve been yawning my @$$ off at RAW and watching Babestation at the same time. The ONE WEEK I miss Raw due to family commitments, and THE ROCK appears on RAW???!!! Did you IWC jabronies pick this up in the dirt sheets??? You think Lana is getting wet…. with perspiration???

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The Rock went to Queens, Manhattan, The Bronx!!! That’s what I love about this dude – he knows his Hip Hop Origins!!!! That’s why I’m like – F**k The Rock haters!

Whoa -whoa- whoa – Rock??!!! You had one last borough to go to? You forgot Staten Island homes???? The home of A Better Tomorrow! In stores on Warner Bros records December 2, 2014!!!!!

This is the part where the crowd should be chanting – WU-TANG! WU-TANG! WU-TANG! WU-TANG!!!!

15,000+ strong in Brooklyn chanting HOLY SH!T! HOLY SH!T! HOLY SH!T!!!! upon Rock’s presence!

Look at The Rock looking up and down at Lana… do you think he’s gonna ‘fix his jeans’???

What the hell was Rusev blubbering on about??? – IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT HE THINKS!!!!

OH SNAP!!! The Rock just quoted Jay-Z!!!! STC member Richard Selby is gonna love this!!!!

The Rock just slapped the sh!t out of Rusev!!!! He should have fixed his jeans to Lana though!!!!

You should have never told The Rock to Shut Up Lana! Now he got #SovietStreetWalker trending on twitter! Oh dear you know bad mouthing The Rock is baaaad news!!!

Right these are Anthony Benigno’s words: Not mine!

“With Alicia Fox now holding the coveted title of Paige’s Best Friend, it was only a matter of time before The Diva of Tomorrow and her batty BFF teamed up in an official capacity to torment the reigning Divas Champion, AJ Lee.”

I have an idea what ‘batty’ means over in the states, but in Jamaican terms batty means bottom, @$$.. backside… that sort of thing. you put ‘man’ at the end of batty and well a picture of Adam Rose or Darren Young or Dolph Ziggler will appear in the dictionary!

GRANT BODY – P!!!

What the rarse is this Emma doing? All this dancing nonsense? This ain’t Strictly Come Dancing fool??!!! This ain’t ballet?!!! This is WWE woman!!!! Look at AJ Lee… frustrated and sh!t… a fine woman like that should not be frustrated???????!!!!!

So w’happen, has Cesaro & Miz switched dance partners? Now The Miz could be fighting Sheamus for the US Title, while Cesaro could be fighting Ziggler for the IC? Meanwhile the crowd love Damien Sandow! Expect a face turn from Sandow somewhere down the road. The fans love his ‘stunt double’ antics!

Right IWC! F**k what you think you know. Last week, you assumed that Luke Harper is going solo… This week, that cryptic promo was as f**ked up as they come with Eric Rowan! The GRANT SAYS THIS: Don’t try to work it out… and that pregnant vision was mad disturbing… I think that all it is, is that the Wyatt Man dem have put extra creativity behind them… and it’s worries for everyone in the mid-card division at least!

You see what happen when you farce yourself in next man business Cena? Now Ambrose has gone to get a hot dog or two… and you’re there getting timberland boot stomped out by Randall, Seth and Glenn…

Wait a minute – I thought Ambrose went for a hot dog? He’s back and he’s brought the cart with him!!! I guess Cena, Glenn, Randall & Seth are hungry too… all that wrestling they be doing…

Oh hang on!!! He got ketchup & mustard as his artillery? Er… Randall… Glenn… turn back! You don’t want none of that!

Told ya!!! My fallen hero Kane & the evil Randall went from setting people on fire and ‘killing legends’ to being squirted with mustard & ketchup… To quote The Streets: Has It Come To This????

Oh lawwwd that must sting! Ambrose throwing a hot tub of onions over Rollins backbone!!! You know the onions have ben in that hot oil and sh!t!!!

OH SNAP!!!!! Ambrose use the spatula thing and clamped Rollins in his seedbag! Oh that’s it now – Sex life DUN!!!

Since I never saw this live, I can’t exactly judge this show… what I can say though… is The Rock’s appearance alone makes RAW automatically was better than the past two or three weeks… and I suppose WWE knew their ratings were in trouble… so they hit the emergency glass button! THAT’S WHAT HAPPENED!

RUSEV & LANA: Shame on you, when you step through to – the Ol’ Dirty Bastard – BROOKLYN ZOO!!!

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